 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake, and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How do you do James? Oh with the voice stuff good man. We just got back from Tampa We were at Yankee spring training a couple events down there watch the future world series winning Oh, Yankees played the Phillies. Is this fixed or still super good. Oh, okay. All right, Jim I thought it was super good. I just broke your deal man. They they made that poorly. I fixed it. I also fixed it Jim big news from the sports world this weekend We're not gonna make any jokes because this is a seat jotes Dodgers fire Shohei Otani's interpreter eBay three two one ten Allegation of massive theft. This is a this is a big story Jim Yeah, I mean hopefully you guys are caught up enough before coming to the weekly dumb because this is a crazy story And it's not even fully fleshed out yet. ESPN has some good timelines. Someone's a bad guy Yeah, or someone's just betting a lot eBay is either a terrible friend and a thief or fall guy But great friend, which is a great friend. He's either the worst friend or the best friend You can have eBay is Shohei Otani's interpreter, but actually not as interpreter He's just kind of like his do and he's like his personal assistant everything which is odd. Where do you pay go to college again? We don't know where we went to college. He said he went to this college But now they're saying he didn't go he said he worked for the Yankees and the Dodgers both of those are false So they're painting him to be a very bad guy and a liar. It's coming out saying he's a liar I don't like that for eBay's next steps. It's jover federal investigation into a bookie. They investigate the bookie They find out that he's got bank transfers from Shohei Otani. They go what the hell is this about Shohei says? Oh, you got to talk to my interpreter about that interpreter says I have a lot of debt I'm a terrible gambler. I asked Shohei to cover me and He paid it off for me. So that's why it comes from his bank account Shohei's attorney says wait What did you just tell them? Strike all that from the record. He pays dumb and wrong and a liar Shohei had no idea this was happening eBay stole that money Never heard of it doesn't make sense and also doesn't make sense that ebay would have a five million dollar line of credit with a bookie Right, so a lot of critical thinking needed here and a lot of answers decoy the dog and by the way I'm married, but here's a picture of my dog whose name is decoy Jim what was this almost a breakdown you're telling me about with your meths this bummed me out MLB always makes new rules and I am Somewhat open to new rules more so than your average fan who just hates everything Then they put the rules in play in spring training and you you see it and you're like Lindor grabs the toss from the catcher puts the tag on Carson Kelly and they throw him out and the inning is over but the umpire The umpire Sean Barber says no safe Lindor put his foot in front of the base So had the ball not arrived yet and Kelly slid into second There's the chance his his slide does not reach the bag Instead it hits Lindor which can lead to an injury for either of them jammed fingers sprained ankles spiked legs They told the umps to come down really hard in spring so the players don't keep doing this This is comical it always comes with new rules usually also towards the end of spring training We usually get an obnoxious one of these called that's kind of new rule protocol to kind of put it out there I like the construct of the new rule, but that's the whole situation We wind up in you just hope the bad one doesn't happen in the big moment Sometimes the bad one happens in the big moment You got to deal with that when that happens in that big moment more sports Jake more sports are brought to you by Draftkings it doesn't come in a jar legal sports gambling They're not gonna extend you five million dollars of credit and that email see what happens Jim in the more sports You were the prom queen while I was in the marching band and Yale's marching band had plans Question mark while their team went to Spokane, Washington for the men's NC two-way tournament So the Yalees were gonna play without their band in Idaho Finally stepped up and they played as the Yale band I like this story until I found out They wore like the Yale shirts and the uniforms. That's not necessary That would be like if you were disguising yourself be the Idaho band like where's your Idaho pride? Well, they're not rivals Idaho and Yale. They don't know each other Yale no one's ever transferred from Idaho to Yale correct. I just checked So no, I love it if you're going to a sporting event and you're rooting for a certain team rep them Why not and the Idaho band leaned in and they got them the win someone transferred from Yale to Idaho But it was there's a deep story bad roommate this not sports You did something like this in high school And I think you're just trying to repent by telling the new age story of it This is a crazy story a kid in Taiwan had both of his legs amputated in a 1.3 million insurance scam. There's two kids. There's Zang and I'm gonna say Zang and Lao you guys correct me in the comments I apologize in advance Zang and Lao Lao lost a bunch of crypto money and then Needed money so he convinced his friend Zang to get his legs amputated for the insurance money They both rode around Taipei on a motorbike at night So they can later claim frostbite from such the from that event they soaked Zang's feet in a bucket of dry ice for more than 10 hours to get them badly frostbitten This is bad the ambulance were like we're gonna cut your legs off because yeah, this is really bad But the injuries are symmetrical exact same length on both. That's crazy And also, oh, let me check this it wasn't freezing last night riding a motorbike In Taiwan it sucks because I think they were close and there's there is a part of me rooting for them But when you read some how bad some of these misses are which I like that They put back out there if any of you are at home thinking about Getting a chunk of change by chopping your legs off both legs amputated and he got insurance money $7,200 so not the 1.5 million has to return the money is in jail legless It's the employee of the week Tough break for zack who did this same job on a different trip But isn't listed on our sheet goes to jack sorenson and ronnie jeres Because they went to spring training trip and did a lot of behind the scenes stuff zack and films Oh, so maybe next week we remember this and we say, you know bbd zack bill They did this as well or we move on for you on the record. Are you mad at jack sorenson and ronnie? 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