 directions of Corbin. I'm Rick. Today we got some stand-up comedy. Who's making us laugh today Corbin Miles? Is it your mom? Maybe. Sweet. She's funny. No, this is a read read read this. This is a clip from Rohan Joshi's stand-up special Wakenbake. Rohan Joshi and Tanmay Bhatt are two of the four founders of AIB. Tanmay Bhatt posted this combination of clips on his channel as a tribute to Rohan who inspired him in his toughest times. This is the only place where I could find all the clips in one video. The stand-up's already subbed but Tanmay's message in the beginning isn't so please get the first 1.5 minutes of the video sub and we got it. Enjoy. Cool. All righty. I have a feeling well I'll say it at the end. You might forget. No. Yeah I might forget. No I won't forget. But I want to say something in this special part. I had a clinical repression for about a year and I tried to get out of the house but I couldn't. And I think I didn't work for a long time at all because I had a fear that I might be able to do something on my own or not. Because in the last 10 years I worked so hard with Rohan Ashish Khamba that it just felt so scary to start it again on my own. I didn't know. I was very imposter syndrome type when all the success came to life. I felt like I don't know if this is because of me if I have any capability of my own. That's why I left Bombay and went to Bangalore for a few months. Because in my mind I was like I might not be able to do anything in the media industry. I was shooting Rohan's special shoot the other day when I came to Bombay to watch the special. And after watching the special I realized that even in our toughest one year I saw my friend Rohan he drive it out he didn't get bogged down by any of social media pressure. He stood up every day and he made this amazing special. After watching that I felt extremely inspired. I thought that maybe it's time for me to take the leap and start doing things on my own. His special is Bake and Bake. Amazon Prime Family is done. Go and watch it. And I just want to do this for Rohan. I hope you guys enjoy this special as well. See you. I am 36 years old. Sometimes I see young people like Eva doing things. And I feel like holy shit I wish I could still do that. But then I remember that I am 36 years old. Which means fuck you Eva I have money now so I can do that. All your 30s are by the way in case anybody's wondering it is just your 20s but with more comfort. Because you actually have finances. I gotta give you an example of myself a couple of months ago as at the store and I decided to choose should I buy the PlayStation 4 or the Xbox One. PS4 or Xbox One. PS or Xbox. And suddenly this voice in my head goes Rohan on you're 36 years old. And I was like yeah fuck holy shit I'm 36 years old. So you know what Eva with full swag I went and bought medical insurance. I loved doing when I was young and in my 20s I thought I loved doing it. But I realized now that I was only romanticizing my poverty. One of those things that I thought I loved doing but will never do again given a choice. Driving road trip from Bombay to I would love that. Fuck you I get you now. Thank you but that's Elated Sacramento and I can stand and tell you that I love Paso. No it won't happen. I feel like in every friends group there's that one fucking friend who wants to drive everywhere. Like just wants to take my sabzi and I want to go to Manali. Also road trips are damn fucking overrated. In India especially because first of all road trip should be a road. Second of all every road trip has the same graph. If it's a 12 hour road trip the first two hours are wow what beautiful scenery. The next 10 hours by mistake you light one cigarette and it's like oh shit we should have hugged before leaving. Bro where is Manali? Takes 12 hours. The flight from Bombay to Goa takes 45 minutes. This is not a contest. Like at all go on 45 minutes 12 hours name one thing which if you could finish it 45 minutes you would do for 12 hours. Now I know. There are young people in this room. At least one smart ass dying to shout 36 years old. 12 hour sex sessions are not aspirational they are science fiction. Come on that says I want to make love to you all night long. Like chachhute. Young people in this room you will not understand. You won't understand how weird it is to be at an age where you relate to the questions in the ask the sexport column. You won't understand this damn long column ever comes up is when somebody wants to laugh at it. So your friends are reading out the question like and I'm like answer again. Okay good. I thought we were done and I wasn't happy about that. Having a kid in 2019 is fucking mad expensive. Like I have a nephew and I see how hard my sister and her husband work to make sure that there's always enough money to give him the best of opportunities to send him to the best school possible and I know for a fact that he goes to the best school possible because every single morning when he wakes up he does something really weird. He goes to it willingly. As someone who was raised in the Indian education system to see a child wake up at six in the morning and be like yes cool sense to me but then again my nephew goes to an ID school. Yeah actually he got school. It's an ID school. Do you guys know what an ID school is? No. For those of you who don't know ID is short for Badaok and Indian will not be there. He goes to an ID school. I went to an SSC school. In SSC it couldn't be two words more different than that. Right? Like it's not that SSC is shit in comparison to my new education. SSC was shit in comparison to the choices he had. When I was growing up there was ICSE, CBSC, SSC, Indian certificate of secondary education, central board of secondary education, secondary school certificate. Do you know what I say? If you went to an SSC school this is your right hand. The one who is laughing right now is ICSE, CBSC. The one who is saying SSC should confirm his right hand. First fucking state board on the planet. Like I'm actually glad that SSC didn't teach me anything that I actually need in life. I'm glad. Like if SSC thought skydiving amazing things would happen. Final exam would be a thing of beauty. Everybody would get on the plane ICSE kid, CBSC kid, SSC kid. Right? Plane goes to 15,000 feet. ICSE kid is chilling in business class. CBSC kid in economy class. SSC kid is crying in cargo. Go up high enough. Door opens. Time for the exam. ICSE kid gets a parachute. CBSC kid gets a parachute. SSC kid gets a textbook about parachutes. They kick us all out of the plane. ICSE, CBSC kid must parachute. Go pro video. SSC kid must get a parachute. An object that's yours. We don't have, especially in general education, there's basically two things, right? Or three things. There's three things. Here, there's public school. And that's all run by the states. So depending on your state, it could be better than others. And then there's private schools. I guess charter schools would also be in there. Charter schools fall into the category of privates. Yeah, they're kind of private school. So in private schools, it's basically if you're a certain religion that you want, then basically taught as well. Or it's just a really nice school. Yeah, and you're wealthy. Yeah. And then there's public school, which is obviously a free thing that our tax dollars go to. And depending on where you are in the city and what state you are in, it depends on how good the education system is. And the number of kids per class on a private school, you're going to have less kids per teacher than you would in the public school. And what you basically have comparatively is the people who would be at the bottom rung of the experience educationally would be in public school. Public school would be the worst. Depending, and also depending on where you are. Because obviously it's real bad. It gets into some kind of old school racism in the institutional racism in America, which is obviously if you're more of an inner city kid, you're probably not going to have as good of an education as somebody who's in a nicer neighborhood in public school. Correct. Both public schools, one gets better teachers and textbooks and supplies. And they actually tried to fix that when I was a kid with the busing system so that they could get kids who lived in the lower areas, bused into the nicer areas, and that just was a cluster garbage. But we can relate to it in that way because in the public school system, there's a whole lot that you're taught that you're never going to use ever in your life. And a lot you need to know in life that they don't teach you. Absolutely. And that whole thing about your taught how to read a book about parachutes, but not actually use one was spot on. Absolutely. Very funny. Very funny. Let us know more from him and other standard comedians that we can react to down below.