 Outside your fence, outside your fence. What? Walking around. What? What is it? Your mom? No, seriously. You see, this stuff's moving. I think it's just the wind, Rick. There's not something moving around out there? There might be. Bigfoot. It's Big B. Big B's nuts. Oh! DAD INDINADA deine-dacha-de-deena DIN DIN-ASON aesthetic Hey, welcome back to our stupid directions. I'm Corbin. I'm Halousanating. And you can follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or more juicy content. It's so cool. H-tideClub follow us on our YouTube channel and Facebook's the subscription below. Tonight we're doing some stand-up. And this is from the stand-up community we've seen before. And thank you, those of you who joined me at home. I forget what it was called, but it's Stand-up comedy by Ashwarya Mohamraj. Yes, my pregnancy test. So that's what this set is called. And I don't know if it's from the same set that we saw, but we will, I don't know what is going on. Here we go. She was just like, oh, she'll have your Rx6? And I was like, she. I remember her. How do you say? It's mommy. Talk to mommy. Have you had sex? Asked, have you had lunch? There are 134 airports in this country. Dude, Jabalpur has an airport. You know, in Jabalpur, there's no arrival. Only departure. Another fun fact, Delhi has an airport. But it doesn't have air. Another fun fact, Chennai has two airports. One is called the Chennai Airport, the other is called Paldo Airport. About Bombay Airport. Inside the Bombay Airport, Mumbai Airport. There is this huge hoarding of a pregnant Kareena Kapoor Holding Pregnancy Test. I can't see it. I'm just like, who the f**k is coming to airports and taking pregnancy tests? Huh? Which person is this? I was going like, It's two hours. One question. We take pregnancy tests. Then we'll think of the child's name. You know what the tagline for pregnancy test? No effort, only this. The tagline for pregnancy test. No effort, only this. These people are good at it. Pregna news. Dot dot dot. Means good news. Stop. But only if. Or if you need anything. Pregna news. I just have one question. Right? Kareena ma'am. When I take this test. Will you convince my mother? Pregna news, good news. You're wondering how does Aishwarya know so much about pregnancy tests, huh? Got a gift. What is this knowledge about? The thing is. My mom found my pregnancy test. Apparently my mom was looking in my bag for the eyeliner now, okay? And she found the eye camera. The thing is, I'm sitting in the hall, okay? And my mom walks in with this test in her hand. And she's like, Aishwarya, what is this? So my instinct was to tell her, science experiment. Aim to study if virgins can get pregnant. That would be quick. I mean, I'm a virgin. Come on, mummy. It's a completely normal thing to have in your bag. Yes, so pregnancy, it's like jeera boliya. Now wait, you use that. But like I said, my mom is not an idiot. So I had to give her a valid reason. I was just like, oh, that pregnancy test. Yeah, I got it for a friend. She's like, Aishwarya. I was like, ma'am, please. I think some morals to friendship. That I can't break like that. I'm a true lawyer friend and also I can't resist. Preciasti. It's a Preciasti's test. Then she's like, okay. What is Preciasti's test doing in your bag? I was like, first Seema, good question. And secondly, Preciasti's mom is a strict type. So I said, ma'am, I'll keep it in my bag. That's why Preciasti's mom is strict. And I'm a tele-tubby. Don't get scared. I said, and then she jumped straight. No warning, nothing. She was just like, Aishwarya, have you had sex? And I was like, shit. You're a mummy. Talk like a mummy. Have you had sex? Asked, have you had lunch? The thing is she caught me off guard. So I was like, yes. Now the thing is, my mom has had sex. I'm standing here. Had sex. Knows that you can't just have it once. All of this to my mother, no? So I'm just like, calming my mom down. And then she was like, sure. That's not. Then she was like, then no, I'm sex. Now it's just different. Come on, let's be realistic here. I don't want to lie to you and stuff. So she was just trying to come to an understanding. So she was like, okay, I'm gonna have sex. Promise me that you have sex only when you are in love. That's how it happens. I'm recording this set again. And mummy knows the story of the cause. But papa has no idea. I just want to say one thing. This is precious. The story. Who did it say? The subs went by in a heartbeat. I didn't see who gave us our subs. Just want to give a shout out. Shreya! Thank you Shreya. But not all of them were the subs. I think some of them were from the actual video. From the actual stand-up. And then she subbed to what it was. Yeah, subbed by Shreya. Who is our stupid baby from Mumbai. Yeah, that we saw. What were we thinking? I don't think we saw. We didn't just see her. We hung out with her every day. I did that. I didn't know what to say. Who we hung out with. Who is our friend? Very funny. She was funny last time. She's funny this time. She has a sweet... Being almost like a naughty comedian. Yeah. She has a very sweet way of delivering it all. Which makes it all the more fun to watch and listen to. Because I love her. Just straight up unfiltered. When you see her and you're listening to her. You don't anticipate that. Your first impression is going to be this is probably going to be a sweet sad. She's really, really good. Really entertaining. Ever taken a pregnancy test? Was it negative? For myself? No, never taken one of those. Not for myself. Bummer. It's an experience. I've had a couple false negatives before. Really? That's shocking. Bummer. Bummer. Bummer. You're my best friend. I love you. You're my best friend. Thank you. Thank you. You're my best friend. Thank you. Thank you.