 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going to be playing Dismantle. I'm very good at dismantling things, so for once this is a game I should be good at. I'm dismantling my brain cells. This game is all about surviving a zombie apocalypse. As you can see, we're going to escape a little vault and try and survive in the apocalypse. I feel like I've been doing that already. I haven't done anything fun in a year. Anyway, let's have some fun! Alright, play. This game's already a bit difficult. Can I turn down the difficulty? I wonder? When our society started to collapse, I was prepared. My underground shelter was filled with food and supplies. Why is it? Is that text-to-speech? But that was years ago. Nothing's left now. You know what? Developers of this game, please reach out to me. I will do this for free. Send me an email. I just so you don't have to have text-to-speech. Alright, Microsoft Sam, let's get going. Even the way he walks, you can tell he's an AI. Free camp. Me discover fire. God, I learned to walk and discover fire on the same day. Okay, here's Microsoft Sam himself. What do we got? We got our outfit. Can I just take that off? Perfect. I'm ready to hit the town. Ah, take that town! There's probably someone still living in this house, and I'm just in the back yard and destroy all of this stuff. Even the barbecue. It's like, dude, come on, it's the apocalypse. The barbecue will be useful. All working evacuation transports are outbound. Oh my god, they're all text-to-speech. I would like to think that in this reality, everyone just talks like that. All right, I found a zombie. Well, I just start smacking. Oh god, the first thing that fights back. I thought if I took on a chair, which is four legs, I could take on a zombie that has two legs, but maybe that math won't work out. In that case, spiders would be the greatest enemy. Oh god, help me, a centipede. Jesus. Oh, now I read the hint, and it's like, hold down X. But I'm like bleeding out already. I read too late. Okay, western gate or eastern gate? I think I'm heading to the golden gates of heaven. I think I'm gonna die. Escape the island. Go to the evacuation site, east of your shelter. All right, here goes nothing. Oh god, there's the zombie in here. Sorry to intrude. Just leave. Really considering downing those pills? Okay, few. The zombies will wait if I'm in a cutscene, right? They won't mind. Oh yeah, they're backing off. Thank goodness. Oh no. The gate is sealed until nearby threats are removed. Look at him, he's an absolute unit. He's just built differently. I'm not gonna be able to beat him. Where's my inventory? I'm gonna down those pills. I don't know what they are, but they're going inside me. Glug, glug, glug, glug. Oh. They're in the shock, and he's just dying immediately. Oh god, he's just woke up like, what just happened? What are they? Oh, this is why I should read before I do things. That's twice now, in about 10 minutes that has happened. The first time, I didn't know about power attacks. And the second time, I didn't read that it says, used in situations where there is no other way out. You know, I'm starting to think that I wouldn't live in a zombie apocalypse. I always think about that. And when I was watching like the walking dead before, I used to think like, what would I be doing in this situation? And then I'd be like, oh, that would be me going through my neighbor's trash. Oh, there we go. And now it's starting to feel like normality again. You'd be amazed by going through your neighbor's trash. How much people throw out. Like sometimes they may be beyond their best before date, but the bacon's still fine. Ah, I didn't know there was two of you. Oh God, I think I got out. Jesus. Oh no, there's so many things all over the place that I just want nothing to do with. Trying to sneak up on them. Oh God, there we go. There we go. I'm getting better at fighting. Zombie apocalypse, here I come. Oh, that's my dead body. Uh-oh, that probably wasn't the best idea. I just alerted all of them. Oh God. Okay, now I'm just running naked through the neighborhood away from these zombies. God damn it. Oh no. It's going into a cutscene like, yes, you made it. But in reality, there's like 10 zombies right behind me. The false gatekeeper. Can we just talk this out and text a speech? What do I do? Oh no, oh no, he's vomiting all over the place. He's got an upset tummy. The fight is actually going kind of well though. He's getting a little bit confused. Now he's just walking away. He's being the bigger man, both literally and figuratively. Oh dear. Oh no, he's vomiting all over the place. Again, a certain dominance. Look at that. He's marking his territory with his vomit. Honestly, really considering eating those pills again. He's vomiting all over me. What have you been eating, young man? And don't say the smits from down the lane because I'm still hoping they're still alive. Oh, this is going well. He doesn't know what's going on. Yes. Did I beat him? I did. Oh my God, I actually did something. My bags are full. Oh, but I want this. Whatever. Eat it. Eat it. Eat the glowy blue orb. This is how I die all the time in games. Okay, drop this and take magic blue orb. Yes. Brimming with power. I can't wait to eat that later. My guy is just like, no. Why? Why are you doing this to me? Stop making me eat unknown substances. I don't know how to actually go through the gate. Do I have to kill everything or do I go back to the tower? I honestly don't know if I can even make it back to the tower. I was fleeing when I got here and then the other zombies just left me alone because I reached a cutscene. Pizza, eat it. But I want pizza too and that little emoji. Why would you want that? It looks awful. I'm starting to think that's what started the apocalypse. Can we open this? Open east gate. Yes, I opened the gate. I feel like I'm actually ahead of where I should be at this point in the game. Like, I don't think I'm the adequate level for this. Oh, okay. That works. This is a little intro. I don't feel like I learned enough there for the intro. He's just jogging down the street naked. Like, he's a lunatic. I don't know why they have this heroic music on. May as well eat the pills now, dude. During the cutscene, you just see him go. Oh, look at that deer going. Look at all he did on the game. That's impressive. Jeez, what is with these craters in the road? Maybe it's set in Ireland. That looks like a standard Irish road to me. I just don't know how else it could be caused. Like, zombies don't usually dig through the tarmac. Me know there's brains down here somewhere. You've reached level two. Return to the campfire. Should I just walk home? Okay, this game is a little bit different than I thought it would be. I thought it would be more open world, where I'm just trying to survive. But it actually has a bit of a story here. I'm trying to just investigate the evacuation site for now, and not die. Oh, God, that second part might be a bit harder than I thought it would be. I definitely didn't explore the first area enough. Okay, I'm going to take a while, yes, and say the evacuation site didn't go according to plan. Oh, God, damn it. I think he just spat at me. I don't know what that was. He threw at me, but it was some sort of bodily fluid. I love how they have the little emojis for every little line that he thinks. Okay, I only have one way forward, and it's this way. Ah, Jesus. Zombies, please, dude. We can learn to live in peace. You want brains? I have none. There's no way forward here. Oh, God, he's spitting at me again. No different from the regular world then. My neighbor is just spitting at me as I pass. Oh, for fuck's sake, dude. Who's point blank and he threw his bodily fluids at me? All right, new strategy. Do not fight these things. Close the door behind me, run ahead. Yep, this is working much better, actually. Oh, Jesus. Oh, no, I don't know if this is a good plan anymore. Oh, no, I'm all over the place. And unfortunately, so are the zombies. Okay, good, I'm home. Oh, God, I'm in someone else's home, and it's occupied. Okay, I'm safe. They can't break down the doors, can they? Okay, oh, there's cooking. Oh, this game has so many layers, just like that onion. Oh, my God, how many times am I going to die? I'm still alive. Neat, heart, eye, emoji. I think that every morning when I wake up, no, I misclicked. So much for me still alive, heart, emoji. I sustained the pills by accident. There's my body. What is this? He says, you know, I was about to comment that the zombies seem kind of stupid because I just hit the box right behind him and he didn't react. But how many times have I died to these zombies? If I insult them, I'm just insulting myself. All right, a little bit of boxing. Comedy. Is that really something that will help your neighbors? Screw them, I don't care about them. Especially those bastards, the Smiths. I always hated them. Oh, my God, who is that? It's like when you say to someone, oh, you're all skin and bone, but no, he's just all muscle and bone. He's the muscliest zombie I've ever seen. I should be careful so it doesn't seeming. Oh, God. How am I supposed to sneak by it? I don't even know how you sneak in this game. All right, I'll just follow him. If I act like him, maybe he won't be upset with me. Yep, he just loves walking in circles. Okay, easy enough to relate to him. He's not a complicated individual. Send a request for supply base for new catalysts. The first thing on Monday morning. Don't understand moving on. This story seems to lead deeper into the complex. Okay, deeper we go. This seems very dangerous, and I've not really proven that I can live in even mildly dangerous situations. I don't think I've even proven that I've fully learned to walk yet. The way he's walking. I don't think I should be here. Oh, no. Oh, no. I thought there'd be an invisible barrier. I went to test it, and then as soon as I started slipping, I was like, what am I doing? If I fall in there and die, I've got through that whole complex again. I have a serious issue. Like, I just kill myself for so many times in every game, and it sends me way back. It's a serious problem. It's just the old saying, isn't it? Curiosity killed the Kevin. I need to get this gate open. Okay, do I just click open gate? Link relays need to be activated. What are those? Oh my God. I have to do so much to get there. I should go and activate those link relays, thinking emoji, acquired map, or canaveral area. What, what, what was that? I don't know. Big words. Invent and craft the compass to fast travel. I gotta invent things now. Okay, we got one a bit northeast from me, I think. I guess I could go there, but first I gotta do something I always wanted to do. Yay. This character is so relatable. I also cannot swim well. That exact same ending would happen to me. I'm really bonding with him. Oh, I gotta know. I just had to know. I had to know is there an invisible barrier or not. Oh, there's like devs of the game, or whoever it was again, attack. This is what you get for not hiring me to do the voice acting work instead of Microsoft Sam. No, I misclicked. God damn it. Why don't I just take it off my inventory? Oh, why? Why indeed? You think I would just take it off my inventory, but no, I'm determined to leave it on there for the rest of the video and not even take it once more by accident. Oh, what is this? Okay, whatever this is. This and the pizza signs. They're my top suspects for causing this apocalypse. Nobody seemed to know exactly what was their purpose. I bet it has something to do with that blue orb I found. Or maybe I have to sacrifice myself to the gods. I'm willing to do that. I said I wouldn't do it again by accident, and not that I wouldn't do it on purpose. Oh, now I'm getting attacked by zombie dogs. Okay, I'm dead again, but I don't feel like that was fully my fault. I wasn't prepared for that. You could say, Kevin, it's a zombie apocalypse. You should be prepared for everything. But then I would say, why are you being such a hatred? I can't seem to hit him. He keep, this is just so awkward. I attempt to open a locked 1,580 seconds ago. What? Oh, I can upgrade my stuff. Oh, I can't upgrade my stuff. I should probably be looting more. Look, there's some cloth that might be nice. I don't see how it could be useful, though. I don't wear clothes. No, no, no, you can't catch me. I'm all naked and greased up. There's no way you'll catch me. Give up. Okay, I found one of the towers I need to be asked. Could you guys just leave me alone? Safe. Oh, not safe. Oh, safe. Okay. I am, however, trapped in this room. I think there's a way out the back there, and there's a tower. Where? Over to the right. Okay, if I go up there and around, I might be okay. Oh, God damn it. They saw me. Okay, keep running. Let's do this. I'm going to read for once. Farming basics. Oh, that is cool. Invent and craft a seed bag. I don't think I can take credit for inventing this stuff. Like even in that screenshot, you have the radio, electricity, ovens and everything. I don't think I can just pick up a bag and go, I've invented the seed bag. I guess I could rewrite history a bit. There's no one around to claim otherwise, I suppose. The thing about this is, I didn't know there was farming in it, but even worse than that, I didn't even know there was food. I've not been feeding my guy at all. Ignore. No, no, no, don't attack me. I thought maybe it would enter a cutscene and that I would be safe, but it did not. Oh no, dead end. I found a bird's nest. I tried to attack it, but I think those eggs might have been rocks. Some sort of trap. Okay, just rush it. They won't see me coming. Look at that. They have no idea what's going on. I'm already escaping from the range and then light a fire. Light a fire before they can get to me. Yes, I lit it. My spawn is here now. I've won. Okay, there we go. Should I make a hole? Can I farm? I would like to farm. Just realize that they all seem kind of useful, like the fishing relay. I can learn to fish there, the park relay. I don't know, maybe do some exercise, put up my stats. The graveyard relay. That should be especially useful to me since I've left about 17 skeletons littered around the map. Oh, loads of corn. Amazing. Honestly, I think this should just be my home. I like it a lot. I need leaves, some cloth, and some wood. There we go. Do I have all this? No, I need more leaves. Okay, keep going. Beginning to see why this game is called Dismental. It was dismantling my sanity up till now, but now I get the real meaning. The thing is, I say it was dismantling my sanity. I was dismantling my sanity. And they're like, why do I keep dying? And I keep downing these pills and running into the ocean. Go away. This is my farm. Oh, I should have left the fence off. I took a town to use to make a seed bag. I don't know why I'm using all the wood from my fence to do that. Okay, but I got some cloth off them, so that's good. And this should be some good fertilizer. Destroy this fence ought to do. It's for a fucking bag of seeds. It destroyed so much fence. Okay, that's all the wood and all the leaves I need. I need more cloth, and the only way I've found that is being in people's houses or killing the zombies. Oh, and also in a broken down car, conveniently enough. Okay, let's head back to the farm. Come with me, fertilizer. There we go. You're going to help me grow corn. Choose a new skill. I thought it's a guitarist. I don't know why I read guitarist when he's clearly a chef in the picture. I think I like the idea of getting more XP for every item I hoard. Look at him, he's gone mad. That's definitely the most fitting picture. He looks way too sane in the other one, so I'll go with that. All right, inventing craft. I want the... Oh my God, there's a lot here. Bag of blood. Oh God, I don't even want to know what it goes into making that. I don't want to make more of those pills, that's for sure. And I don't need outfits, because, well, I just prefer being naked, to be honest. Requires experience level five to make the bag of seeds. I'm way further than I should be. I think people should still be gathering supplies at the starter house, but no, I'm all the way at this farm. Okay, I'm gonna have to go level up. And a good way of doing that for me should be gathering items, since I got that skill point. So let's go out and fight things and scavenge, I guess, until I'm level five. What's that deer running from? Oh Jesus, oh Jesus. Oh, let's run together, deer. You have more legs than me, though. This isn't fair. Oh my God, destroying fences gets you way more XP than destroying zombies. Okay, I guess I'm really into dismantling, then. Oh my God, what was that one? The one in orange is terrifying. Thank God I can outrun them. I'd like to put that down to my strategy of wearing no clothes. They're not weighing me down, and I'm very aerodynamic. Note to self, if I'm in a zombie apocalypse, ditch the clothes and shave myself completely hairless. I found the fishing quest, but something tells me that fishing rods are gonna be harder to build than a little seed pouch. Honestly, he's wearing a backpack on his back. I don't understand why he can't just use that to store his seeds. Oh, I found potato. Game completed. God, the zombie outside, and I'm here playing the drums on this barbecue, just trying to collect scrap metal. The good news is, I've leveled up to level four, so that's a good sign I'm almost a seedling level. Oh Jesus Christ, they're all screaming at that deer. Please distract them for me. Oh Jesus. Oh God, they're fast. Oh my God. Okay, orange zombie fast, and orange zombie persistent. They're not leaving me alone. Oh God, okay, yeah, yeah. I can't just outrun them. What if I confuse them? Nope. I only confused myself. I just turned on the left blinker and go right instead. I'm starting to get cold, but I still refuse to put on clothing. It's a religious thing, okay? I'm a nudist by religion. Oh no. Oh no, one of the muscle men found me in the middle of the forest. Oh God, even outside a zombie apocalypse. That is not a sentence you wanna hear. Here we go again, cheeky emoji. Really, you're gonna pull that on me? Wait, no. Don't worry, zombies. I'll do the hard work for ya. I'll just eat these pills and kill myself. And no, I'm not taking it off the Y button. Thank you very much. Oh my God, have I really dismantled that many objects already? I've been just sitting here mindlessly hitting things, trying to get to level five. I just wanna be a potato farmer, honestly. And at the same time, I'm fixing up the farm. I'm also destroying all the furniture, but I didn't like this style anyway. It was stuck in a bit of a time warp, and I just wanna do over it. I know a nice modern open plan. I mean, they already kind of have a bit of an open plan. The kitchen literally joins onto the garden over there. Yes, level five. My life goal achieved. I can finally make a little bag of seeds. And then the crap on the items connect. Oh, for fuck's sake, I gotta make a shovel first. I don't have enough metal. God damn it. All right, burn full of metal things. Perfect. Oh God. Oh God, that one was explosive. Oh God, I've lit the neighbor's Baron on fire. Lowered the entire health of the second Baron. It almost fell down. And there's my shovel. And now I can get the seed bag? Yes, I can make seed bag. There we go. Now I'll just wait for it to grow. I'm officially a farmer. This is so nice. Well, I've achieved my life goal. That's everything I was working for. Now I don't, I just don't have anything to do. All right, whatever. This poor guy has been through torture. Okay, we are going to leave it there, folks. I hope you enjoyed. Leave a like or a comment if you did. It helps me decide what kind of content to make. If you're new, subscribe. I'd love to see you around. But that's it. Thanks for watching. And I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.