 Welcome back to Toffee TV. This is The Road to Glory. We're not on the road at the moment. No, no. We need a couple of wins. We need back-to-back wins. Disappointing last episode, a draw and a defeat. We're back away. We're playing Newcastle. We've brought Tim Cailin to the team because we just need something to just give us a little bit of a spark. I mean, look at the front. Well, what? Seven of them. Cail, Speed, Pina, Lateta, Conchels, Wayne Rooney and Yicubo. We're attacking. We are. And at the back, we've got Distan Wharton and Unzwef. We need a victory. That's right. Playing Newcastle with Sheerah, Spillier, Ginola. Speed. Bati. Steve Wharton. Howie Dabizash. Come on. Let's do this. Here we go. St James's Park. Not a happy hunting ground for Everton at the best of times. Alan Sheerah. That goal always replayed. In a game, actually, we replayed very, very well for 10 men. It's always that moment. Come on. The detail on that goal, the kids, is amazing. I don't like to play kids. I only did the entertainers. You've actually got a bane. The entertainers. What does that say about Newcastle? That did with the entertainers. Come on. The worst thing we can do is concede it. That's just probably butting me away from mentioning it. Come on. That's it. It's got it back. It's a good one. It's not close at all. OK, let's... You're not even close. If you're trying to play the percentages, that's a big percentage. Huge percentage. I thought no one would see me. Great error. Come on. It's a mountain child. Nearly. We're going to have to... give something up in the defensive area with this team. You know what? We genuinely give something away in the defensive areas. We might as well make it worth our while. Yes, Sylvain Distanne. I mean... I mean, you just kicked it straight. You know what? Great defending. Come on. Done enough. Done enough. Making the run. He's got there as well. Yes, Neville. Come on. Come on. Don't yachters. Runs right and left. Play it. Go on. He's played speed. Go on. Go on. Go on. In low. Yes! Get in. Andre. Get in. Great run by Gary Swede. Brilliant body. Yacht. Knock it off your cube. Nice ball. Now, speed. Just hit it. Wait for the keeper. Roll it beyond him. He's going to be offside. Pass the ball. Come on. Perfect start. Runes pinched it. Needs a clever run from your cube. She's speeding. You're in. Let's think about this. Let's not throw all our players. Retreat forward in some kind of kamikaze defensive style that we normally play all the time. It's three against one. It's three against one. He's offside actually. Clear it. I mean that low. Yes. Come on. Go on. Here we go. Transition. Transition. The keeper is trying to create the angle. Can Chelsea get out the way? He didn't run at all. I didn't have control until like literally that minute. Yes. Go on. For the... At the end. We'll see. We'll have a bet on that. Because all of a sudden she ain't peeing out. Come from nowhere. To win it. The keeper will win it. Yes. Come on. I'm saying yes. He literally headed it away. He didn't see the flick. He only had to flick it wide and we were on the counter again. I think it's just... This is evident from Boggling. Don't see Super. And empty. Oh, man. I don't care. That's what this game makes me like. Go on, man. Give him a wanker sound. So I can simulate it. Why not? We'll come down to the real fella, are we? Just commentating. Just pondering on matter that they're going to walk up to. It's that wanking in his face, are we? No. Never ever do that. Exactly. I thought he was great. Throw it in. Go on. Oh, rushing on lucky. You know it shouldn't be all patient. That's it, are they? No, no, no, no. This is playing the percentages. Oh, waggy. Oh, wagster. Oh, they just wagged themselves off. It's just what you wanted to do to share it. I thought I'd never do that to share it. One, two, ten. Brilliant. We might get a second right on half-time. Let's knock and see. So yeah, go flick. Timmy, play. Great ball. Oh, ref, piss off. Come on, come on. You need it. I'm ready. What is going on in that session? We were half-time. He's getting himself psyched up for it. Defensively, we look a little bit better. I think we're concentrating a little bit better. Hands on and that's it. You'll start rapping in a minute. You've got a hole in you. Don't let him get round the back. Don't let him get round the back. You can't be slow or fast. You've just got to get to that line. Don't try to hit on him. I really like Kentucky Fried Chicken. He loves it, doesn't he? He loves Kentucky Fried Chicken. That's why you're eating stone. You know, it's nice once in a while, like... Can't let the rest of our life Kentucky Fried Chicken, if I'm honest. I used to like his Ingeberg and I've been on again. I've been on for years. I picked the Russian out and he didn't actually pick anyone up. Got to win it chill. I'm just letting the others matter. Come on, mate. You've got to win it. You've got to win it. You've got to hold on tight. You've got to get round the back. Yes! No, he's off. He's off. He was off. Technically off, too, because never had dealt with it. I mean, he's on his way. His brother is down. He's holding it. He's totally got it. Full of cocaine. Part of it. Allegedly. No, the only reason... I mean, the only reason, never dealt with it. Never put the beat off. You've got to hold on tight. You've got to do it at the right time. Sorry, mate. Sorry. Don't concede. Don't concede this. No, no. Yes! I mean, you jumped the fraction through early there. There we go. Longest. Longest. Cut. Godspeed. I mean, you appreciate some support here, boy. I've gone. I've gone. You missed out on that one. Well, I've just found it, so... You totally took me by surprise. Go back. Go back. That's it. I think you'll find I was really calm. I'm going to speed the roll. No. Take a touch. Fuck this. Yes, Wayne. Get in there, Wayne. I'm sorry. I had that face for a long time. Well, I mean, it's Steve Watson. He's all Steve. One ball. Yeah, like Watson's ankle, literally. Doesn't matter about his ankle. That doesn't concern us, does it? They've been broke. They've been off it, but they can say no. Well, boy. Get bit. I'm going to give you support because you keep moving the ball. I'm going to keep it into the corner flag for 10 minutes. Look at what? 35 minutes? Yeah. Right. Just stay where you are. I'll stay, and I'll cross, and I'll cross. Okay. And I'll cross. Yes! Yeah. Now play. We're putting our shelf under. Oh, yeah. It's all close. Right, just hold. Hold. Now play. Can't ever play. All right, all right. The Russian's here. Oh, look at that! Shame for shooting! Get him off, referee! Get him off! Oh, you... You know what? Oh, you horrible... Don't start talking to him! Don't do that again! Disgusting! Oh, that's... Robbie, Elliot! You dog! Wastin' the cat! Wastin' the cat for us. Are you poppin' it? If you're out, just tell me. Well, I might just go... If you're poppin' it... Can you take him to the corner? I'll just shoot? Right, but half way... Whipp it back in, I'll get there. Do you feel the second ball? Am I in position there? You sure? Does that look right? No, no, I'm gone. Right slightly. Bim up, that's it. And then whip off, and then whip back. Right, that computer took it off me. No need to spin. Shoot! It's so long, delivery. Go on, go on! Oh, Gary Spieth! Just that's a bit it. All right, all right, all right. I'm not even really trying to get the train. Gary Spieth again. It's just that's the main thing. Go on. Go on, hold it, hold it, hold it! Oh, man, it was a great ball. Oh, no key, no key. No angle. Come on. Come on. Come on. Here we go, the big boys are coming on. The pair of rest. Mitchell Brothers are coming on. Ten minutes of lay. Everything's still leading. That's it. Forcing to go on. Yes, come on. Look at that for a ball. Can she else get... Go on. Come on. That's it. Neither that. It's threaded again in towards. It's close. Oh, no. Don't need that. Oh, it's good. It's good, come on. It's good. Play, play, I'm here. Here comes Jack. Let's keep the ball. Yes, come on. Come on, I know. I'm going, I'm going. You're not going to try it. No, go on. Go on. Just play a shot. Keep the ball in the corner. That's it. What a victory. What a victory. Uninspiring ball. Go again. Get off the pitch, Lebo. Fantastic, what a win. What a win. They were top of the league. They were top of the league. Only their fourth defeat of the season. They were top of the league. Right, great victory. Back at it. It's a cracking port. It seems to be fair. It's good, isn't it? We've brought in Andy Ingecliff for Dave and Andre. Who's obviously suspended? Yeah. It's Dewi. Here we go. Here we go. Do this. Dewi. This, then, is leading out the team. It's been rewarded for its recent performances by giving and being given the captain's. Yeah, it's been superb. Against those old club as well. Special moment. We need to follow that brilliant result up at Newcastle with the victory here. All that hard work. We point this if we get beat here. One of the league leaders pulled themselves closer to the pack again with that victory after blowing a couple of points there. Well, a couple. Should have beat Arsenal. Shouldn't have beat Leeds. Again, the 100% possession stats. They're very fond of this. Of course, once you've come to just shit at the moment, it seems. Cielce was leaving throughout that to the player pack and Cielce gets in first time. Jakubu. The court. Important to get their second touch of the game. 11 minutes in and they're third. Yes. Speed's got anything to do with it. It's a lovely Jakubu former Pompey player. Oh, he's got him. Oh, what are you doing? Oh, dear me. What a goal that would have been. And Cielce. Put one on a plate, then save another one. Won't get a better opportunity to score than that surely. I think you might. I think you're down playing playing me. Well, it was a golden opportunity to keep us on the floor. Not quite of the city, but... Cielce goes. Inside. In lower. Jakubu. I'll set him in. Literally Pompey, but everyone. All right, she and the runner, Rooney. Fan, Rooney. That's great. Taking off his toe. Alzia Campbell. Great challenge. Speed into Rooney. Can you pull it? Whip the crowd up. There's a threat. Rooney Distan! Why was no one backstage just to guide it in? Go ball, go flick. I mean, you've had to be Michael King standing on getting me in his shoulder to flick it in, but even so. Slave on the field. I thought he should be doing really. He hasn't got on the field. Oh, he's got to get such. He's brilliant. And he has. Man, I had a pitch there, can you? Can you have all of me? Don't duck! Don't duck! Well done, Neville. Go on. Go on for the last moments of the half. Jakubu's a winner, Rooney. Into Cielce's. She's out setter, look at that. Pops it off. Cielce's come square again out setter. In lower. Right the way across. Slipping heck. It's just not falling. There's no way. Throw it in, throw it in. Throw it in. Cielce's got it. Go on. Oh! It's a technical mistake. Alright. Neville. Come on, let's step this up now. Sworn the box. Apparently we've gone sworn the box. I guess sworn of these. Right, come on. No! The following, yes! Cransy has gone to closing down. Slick wins it. Go on, Jakubu. All of it in the court. David James didn't do anything. Waited for me. Great ball, look at that. Great run. It's a chest. He's done well. Get this now. Go on now. Just attack that six-yard box. There's the ball. It's a flat ball. Don't cheat. You should have looked up, Ellen. Big win. Neville, get on your line. Alright, come on. Neville's angry. You can be angry, Ollie. We need to go. They're doing something. Sworn them like bees. This is the last movement. Yes. Go on. Go on. Go on. It's getting very tight. Go on. Yes, Ollie, now find a man. Find a man, what a ball. Oh, can Chelsea just quit? I thought he missed it. Get in, Russian. Celebrating like he knew he hadn't missed it. Well, no one else did. Ollie the court, Majestic. That's such the alternative brilliance. I'm back where they came from from Yes. 1-0, David James. Ketport, something this game. Grape ball, that's it. And Andrejka and Cielski. It's the side of the net. Come on, fix that machine. 20 minutes to go. You go. Yes, that's supreme. Supreme, that. Oh, she played the grape ball. Oh, good football. Can you hold it? Fiser into the world's wing, Rooney. Go on, go on, go on. Oh, deflect the back, it's it. Oh, brilliant. Referee! And the inch cliff. The inch cliff is absolutely for the job. Tremendously nailed them. Referee, we are now in the second minute. Oh, Crouchy's on. Crouchy's on. They've gone for the crouching turn. Big win, big win, big win. Yes, hold, hold that ball. Yes, Andrejka and Cielski. Yes, Andrejka and Cielski. Two clean sheets on the road. Two clean sheets. Let us see an absolutely boring game. But we don't care. On the sheets off, the best is on show. The guns. Big disdain is being a mad man. Disdain's like, if I take my sheets off, lad, it's just embarrassing you. So, big win. Up to the fifth. We'll look at that now. Closed, level it leads. Four behind Newcastle. Five behind Man City. Still a seven behind United, that's fine. That's fine. Look at that gold difference. Goal 35, conceder 36. Absolutely. Atrocious. Man United, 37. Woof, did you like me? Six points are a six. Who do we face next? Black, Ben Roethers. Alan Shearer, Stuart Ripley, Mike Newell. All those fellas. Chris Sutton, Tim Flowers. Tim Flowers will be there. They'll all be there. Bobby Mims will definitely be on the bench for them. That is what they're ready for. Batty Sherwood. They're coming for us. See you later.