 I have a dog suitcase. So as many of you guys know, this month is dog birthday month. All of them have a birthday in June. Robles is the fifth, Peachy's the 15th, Kermit's the 20th, and my mom's dog had her birthday on the 10th, which means every five days is a dog birthday. So I wanted to do something nice for them collectively all together, especially since on occasion we have forgotten Kermit's birthday because his is last and at that point we're all birthed out and he's a middle child, so it's not our fault. We just forget about him sometimes. It's getting hot out, I'm wearing a beanie because I'm covering up the fact that I'm not very good at clipping and hair extensions. I'm hot, but I thought something nice to do for the dogs for their birthday is throw them a beautiful pool party because they love water. It's my lying face. They don't like water at all. They don't like baths, they don't like pools, they don't want to go in it. But you know what, it's birthday month and it's summertime, so we can throw a dog pool party, okay, you know what I'm saying? So I don't have a pool, so we got some kiddie pools and some pool stuff and we're just gonna throw them a little pool party for their birthday. Jacksfilms would never throw his dogs a pool party. Rob, are you ready for a pool party? He's ready, he's ready. I got two different kiddie pools. I got this one for very obvious reasons. It's shaped like a shark and stuff comes out of its tail. Consider it sold. And this one is a backup pool in case something happens to the far superior shark pools. I'm also not gonna get in the pool because ew, ew. Julien, are you gonna get in the pool? Yeah, fuck yeah, I'm gonna do a cannonball. Are you really? Why not? It's all great, everything. We didn't think this all the way through. All we have is a bike pump. I'm just trying not to pass out today, you know what I'm saying? Trying to stay conscious, 2K17. It feels like it's not doing anything. So we're just inflating the tail. Right now, yeah. Being a parent is fucking stupid. See what mommy's doing for you guys? I don't even care. Can you like make this a pumps more? No. Can you? But make fun of me. There's no way we're inflating that second pool. There's absolutely no way. Well, I mean, it only took like four hours, but pool tour. So here's the shark pool. Peachy, are you excited? I think it's really nice and it is person-sized. So I might leave this up and then use it at a later date. Privately in the cover of my own home by myself, like the adult that I am. We are gonna fill it up with some water, like from the hose, but then I'm gonna put some warm water in here also because they're babies and they don't like cold water. We also have a number of toys. We have some fishing set for Julian and I when we get bored. And then we got each of the dogs a little floaty. Marbles, Kermit and Peach. This one's definitely a Kermit though. Guys, that might be nighttime by the time you get in the pool because this is taking so fucking long. Pool's just about ready. We got some hot water in here. Our hose doesn't have a screw so we can't enjoy the fountain coming out of the tail, but I think that's okay because they would get too cold anyways. I'm sure you could Google it if you were looking forward to the sprinkle coming out of the tail. I'm sorry to be a disappointment. What do you say we get somebody in here? Kermit, you wanna be first? Time to go swimming. Happy birthday. Wow. What do you think? Do you feel like a human child? Sit in the pool. It's refreshing. It's a nice lukewarm bath temperature. Why aren't you sitting this? Here, it'll help. Oh my God. Oh, I forgot that I'm gonna get soaking wet. If it can hold a baby, it can hold you. Sit down. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Kermit, sit. Oh my God. I think he likes it. Oh, just relax. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. You know, I try to do something nice for them. It's hot. They're panting. Do all this work for nothing. Peach, you come. There you go, honey. Look, you're just floating around. Their legs are too tall for the water. It's like a little horse. It's not so bad, huh? What do you think, baby? Wow. This birthday party sucks. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Peach, is this fun? Peach is better than Kermit. Hi, baby. Do you want your brother in here? Where's Marble? Wow. Marble. Oh my God, Marble looks like he's so terrified. Sit. Here you go. Here you go. It's made for a human baby. You can sit in it. Happy birthday. Oh, Peach is kind of chilling, though. Yeah, she likes it. Peach, do you like that? Is that fun? It's because it's shaped like a turtle, huh? Peach, you want to go to the dog park? Kermit, you're being a party pooper. Here, you want to go sideways? There you go. How'd you get grass on you already? They're taking up the whole pool. Kermit, you're tipping Marble. Kermit, you're going to drown your brother. Kermit, it's OK. It's just water. It's nice and hot out. This feels good. Do you know that some dogs swim for fun? They do. Look, Kermit, you're doing it. Kermit, just enjoy yourself, bud. It's hot out. It's like 95 degrees. Doesn't that feel good? You're a dog. Birthday party is a smashing success, I would say. She's so natural-looking. She looks so comfortable. Peachy, it's a nice, relaxing, lazy river. Marble's has not moved. Marble's is in pure survival mode. Kermit wants to jump that way because he can't figure out how to turn around. OK, Kermit, stay like that. Kermit, it's like two inches deep. Is he good? I don't know, honestly. I don't think he knows either. This is making me spate. It's hard to tell. I guess we'll have fun with our good son. Hi. Oh, it's my grateful child. Wow, is that nice? Yeah, Marble says, I like when you do things for me. This feels nice. All right, let's get these other ones out of here and you can enjoy yourself then, yeah? I guess, is this it? Look at the fishies. Whoa, Marble, look. Cool party. OK, so maybe you guys don't like the floats, except for Marble, who appreciates it because he's nice and grateful. What if you just want to stand here? This party is so fun. Dude, this party is lit. No music, only the sound of nervous breathing. I think Marble's is having a good time, though. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Da, da, da, da, da, da. Like Kermit in a bathtub. Just waiting it out. OK, come on. Marble's isn't cold. Mom likes it. He doesn't know what's happening. Of course he's happy. He's just living. Having a good time? Marble's is always like the best. I always think he's going to be the worst, and then he always does the best. He's just like a chill guy. As long as mommy's Kermit, what? We just spent hours inflating you a kiddie pool. You hated it, and now you're crying. Birthday is over. Kermit's Marble's such a good boy. Marble, you're a good boy, you know that? Marble just like lets life happen to him. Kermit, come. Good boy. It's your birthday, and you can cry if you want to. Does that feel better? I was in 80 degree water, and it's 95 degrees out. I'm cold. Here, snuggle together. Share your body heat. You guys feel better? Let this be a cautionary tale to you if you're ever looking to get a greyhound creature. They are babies. Uh-oh, no one's supervising the other child in the pool. It's hot out, guys. Why don't you appreciate like a nice little cool dip in a pool, huh? Marble, you want to go for a swim? Marble, do you know where you are? Oh, it's a squirrel. Uh-oh, uh-oh, oh, he's just trying to bite a bee. Oh my god. Being in a pool will not stop him from barking in a squirrel. Marble, you look particularly threatening in that rhino bloaty. All of a sudden they're not cold anymore. Did you have a nice birthday? The grateful one. You can have your own towel. Such a nice happy dog. Here you go. Does that feel better? They're already like bone dry. It takes them two seconds to dry. He's completely dry. You're so dramatic, Kermit. Oh my god, he is. He's so dry. See, I told you that you'd feel better. Now you guys feel nice and cool, huh? Kermit, get the squirrel. Get the squirrel. There's no squirrel over there. So it'd be really nice if we had like a dog dog, like a Labrador, a light water, kind of thrown them a pool party. But instead I have three miserable cats that didn't like the nice thing that I just did for them. Kind of like what I made you guys a nice little room under the stairs and then somebody fucking peed in it. Well, this is it, I guess. Not much of a party, but I'm gonna keep that pool. It's pretty great. Well, make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put out new videos every Wednesday, slash Thursday through my dog's party. They don't care. They don't even like me. They don't know who I am. Are you going in? Whoa. How does it feel? You guys got my hair extensions wet. Hey, what you doing there? I threw a dog pool party. How did it go? Bad. They don't even care now. Like they can't be in the water for four seconds so they can sit here for hours and stare at a wall, hoping a squirrel will come by. It's a garbage. Subscribe.