 It's so stupid, it's positively brilliant. The brilliant, the brilliant, the brilliant, the brilliant, the brilliant, the brilliant, the brilliant, the brilliant, the brilliant, the brilliant. So, um, where do we start? What? Why don't we start with this, um... To dicks? Okay. Dick talk! Dick talk! Right out the gate? Yeah, let's do it. Listen man, I was, I saw a tank. Can you break it down for me? Because I don't even understand what it is. Play the clip, Taylor. Alright, so basically... Tanks, tank sticks or tank sticks? Listen, all I know is he was on lip service, I don't know how the conversation started. Uh huh. Um, but he basically said that if you have sucked two dicks that don't make you gay. You got it? Okay, we'll play it from there, Taylor. Okay. Okay. What are you like playing it? So don't do any lazy editing. Are you playing it right now? I know you could. Look at Taylor producing. Not really. You know we wanted to talk about dicks, but you know this show... You've been working with us long enough to know we'd love to talk about dicks. This clip should have been ready. Let's go. It's not loading? Let's dig into it, right? Okay. That he did. He sucked the d*** once, right? And then he's like, I'm not sure if I liked it or not. Let me try it again. Let me try it again. And then he says, you know what? It's not for me. Don't like the taste. You see what I'm saying? We're not talking about chicken. We're talking about d*** in his jaw. How you made a bar out of chicken and d***. It's natural. It comes naturally. But it doesn't mean he's gay. It means he sucked d*** twice. Okay. So just for the sake of your argument, that's... Okay. I know exactly what that is. Yay! All right. I'm going home to the f*** tank talking about. Like, he needs to knock it off, bro. If I kill two people, I am a murderer. Murder. If I rob two banks, I am a bank robber. If I suck two d***s, I'm gay. And at the least, even if you don't want to go all the way gay, at the least bisexual. You're definitely bi. At the least. Yeah. You're bi. Now, here's the thing. If you sucked one d***, curious. There's a curiosity. Still gay, but curious. Gay-adjace. Gay-ish. Gay-ish. A new show brought to you by Shonda Rocks. Like, you couldn't... By the way... By the way, it depends on what kind of circle you got, right? Right. Because there's probably some guys that are progressive and they can sit around. I thought you meant circle, like, the size of your butthole. No. There's guys that can sit around and they can talk about, you know, they was curious and, you know, they have that conversation. Cool. Right. And you might come to the other homeboys and be like, yeah, man, you know, I suck d*** once. I don't mean I'm gay. Like, you know what? So this is the sh***y thing about the conversation, right? People are assuming that there's something wrong with being gay. Who said that? No, there isn't. There are just things that are straight and there are things that are gay. A man sucking another guy's dick is a gay thing. It's a gay act. If a gay dude was f***ing pussy, we'd be like, I think you might like pussy, bro. You don't have some straight sh***, bro. That's some straight sh***, bro. What's up with you and your straight sh***? Yo, you are straight. You're straight now? Yo. Pussy talk! Straight! I don't get the argument. The second dick confirms it, dawg. Bro, come on! The first one is like, I don't need to try pistachio ice cream to know I don't like it. You can have that whole conversation with one dick. When you talk about two d***s, bro, you can't wake up with the taste for dick twice. You know what I mean? It's so evident. Two d***s, you got a taste for dick? Also, like, when you try something new and you go, let me try again just to make sure. No, let me try again just to make sure. It's because you liked it. Like, you take a bite of your girl's food, you're like, I don't know if I like it. Let me get another bite. Yeah. It's because you liked it, not because you didn't. Yeah, but it's a difference between getting two bites and going back for another whole d***. Also, a dick suck takes a while. Yeah, it's a lot that go with dick sucking, bro. And it's your first and second dick suck, so you're not even going to be that good at it, so you need to jaw that thing down. Nah, dude, you enjoy dick. I was thinking about this because, you know, we love, we get head, right? Yeah. So we love head. But it was weird how that was phrase. No, I'm just saying. Yo, we love giving each other head on this show. You know what I mean? Okay, well, we got Taylor and Sim in the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to assume, but I'm just assuming at some point in your life, y'all have. Given fallatio. Exactly. Infallated. So y'all know how y'all do it. Right. So as a guy, it's a lot that goes into it. Yeah. Jiggling n****s' balls, you making them come. Like that ain't normal. I'm serious. It ain't normal shit you're doing your head. And when you do like this, bro, are you a man? You do like this? And you're like, yo, it is what it is. Like, I'm just saying, it is what it is. Like you can't just act like, you know, you wasn't gay. You was gay. Bro, you was gay and it's fine. And still are. No, that was not. That's a different debate. I think if you, all right. Let's just say you suck two dicks at some point in your life. Right. Say you suck two dicks at 18. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What? No, no, no, no. What? Not 18. Like we're not talking about like your homeless or something like you needed places to stay or like you're going through. In college. You wanted to suck some dick. Outside of college. We're talking 27. Good job. Roof over your head. Bill's paid. No school loans. Sucking dick. Yeah. You had a new year and new mid-year. Yes, you did. You had two new youths. If you just decided at 27 to suck two dicks in that year. That was a new year, new mid-year. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. What a thing. So bad. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Here's your new year. Name of the bucket. No f***. Suck.