 Hope everybody's doing well. Today, we're here to watch, um, that 300th movie, um, that was made about war. Are you saying we're watching 300 movies? I didn't start off that. The 300th movie. It's the only movie that was named for the number it was created, except movie 47. I think that's another one. 1917, I guess. 1917 was the same, yeah. Let's do an injection of history. What is this movie doing? Where did it come from and why? So it was a thing that maybe happened and then a graphic novel and then a movie. Is that, is that the timeline? Yeah, Frank Miller. You got it. Yeah. I'm an historian. I'm an historian. It's a Frank Miller graphic novel, isn't it? I think so. Yes. It is. So essentially this is the movie that defined, um, Snyder's style of just going from comic book page onto screen. Yeah, we have slow-mo every second. There's a lot of slow-mo. You can tell by the, you can tell by the, the rest of the DC, EU, it's just like 300. Mm-hmm. With slow-mo it is. Hey, this all looks like the comic. Hey, I want shots that look like the comic. Dark Knight look lightning striking a Batman. It's like the comic, remember? That's kind of like his thing. I think I need to make my obligatory, you know, historical purist statement that, in terms of the depiction of how things look and all garbage historically. But interesting, he did it. Well, should I, I'm not sure if I should credit Snyder or the graphic novel person who made it for interesting nods to events that happen historically. They're out of order and they're, of course, interpreting stuff. So they got it all wrong. They got a lot wrong, but at least they had some certain nods, like throwing the people down the wells and stuff. That was something that, you know, actually, well, according to the record, happened. The Athenians also did it as well, though. Yeah, I remember how in the 300, there was that scene where they shoot arrows. And I always said, you know, if that's an interesting little historical nod to the use of arrows in warfare and the real world. Yeah, you know, they did shoot arrows in warfare historically. You're right. And so I like that attention and detail. I also heard that there was people, human beings historically. And so yeah, as far as I understand, they also used shields and swords in warfare at times. So this movie isn't too bad with accuracy, then. And I would say I think this movie's nailed it. Yeah, we're actually saying that this is basically a documentary like a journey of the world. It's like I was actually there. I know two interesting things about this film. It's Michael Fassband, Fassbender's debut film. Wow. And he was a sad man. It was mostly filmed indoors, apart from that horse scene. That was it. It was all CGI backdrop. The horse scene. The horse scene. But the scene with the cavalry. The scene with the horse or the same of horses? You've got to be careful, you know. Horses and horses are just not the same. Horses, sometimes they can be. So I'm sorry for saying that. I don't know if I was clear enough, they're the horses. Yeah, is that how Golem says horse? So horses. Well, without further ado, would you guys like to to start up this wonderful film? Yeah, let me go to my downloads and give it a look. He do be. How come you never have it like open straight away? Yeah, I feel like every time we watch something you need to navigate to the folder. I'm freaking cool and rags out. Jeez. Yeah, that wasn't a script. You're going to get fucked up now. Do this is actually this. And now that you've distracted me with having to defend to my honor, it's just going to have to take longer now. I like the idea that you can't click a few things while defending your honor. Most people can do both. Yeah, I was second. Well, I hope I've got a lot of honor to defend. So it takes a little effort. Takes both. That seems weird. If you had that on it, you should be good enough to defend it and click a few buttons. All right. No, I'm constantly having to defend myself against the slings and the arrows. No, if you're constantly doing it, you should be really good at it at this point. It's always different. It's always different every single time. There's just so much to be critical of in terms of his honor that it comes in different ways all the time. But really, are we actually ready? I am ready. I saw this in the theater. I was with my dad, my mom and my sister. And then when the sex scene happened, I was like, doodoo doodoo. What's funny as well is that, just because of how culture works, it's like if a guy was getting absolutely torn to shreds of flesh all over the screen, like my parents would be like, yeah, that's fine. But you see a boob and they're like, oh, shit. We're watching 300, by the way. Yeah, if anyone. It says do. It says, actually, you look at sideways. It says moo. Oh, doesn't Faramir. Yeah. You're commentating. If it'd been small or puny or sickly or misshapen, you would have been discarded. Seems like the Spartans practiced eugenics. Well, don't you get movie Bobbock seed? Can you imagine? He's like, they would have spared me. It's like, I could have strived in this. I forgot this film's got this really like dark filter on it, isn't it? And film green as well. It's super grainy. Feels like they really packed a lot of things on top of it after it was filmed. You know, just these are our shields. They point up towards something dreams. It'll help you to not die. So this pilot has to go find yourself a big wolf and kill it, right? Yep. Can you already spot like the blady obvious backdrops now like the CGI backgrounds? Hey, stylized to look that way. You can kill stuff with a pointy stick. At least we know that there'd be excellent sword fighters as well, because we know what sticks are like. Sticks are very, yeah, that's true. They're very sword-like. They're very sword-like, yes. And it's like redundant, but it's just like, man, this kid's already gone through 10 times more than Ray. It's like, yep. Yeah. That wolf looks like it's about to shoot laser beams out of its eyes. Oh, God. Well, if there's like more than one wolf, the CGI wolves had to load. This is an asshole wolf that the other wolves don't like. And the CGI is actually kind of shitty. Oh, yeah. It's super distracting. Why didn't they just get a real wolf? There they exist. Well, he wants it to look like a crazy comic book wolf. Yeah, he wants it to look terrifyingly demonic. Man, look at that. That's filmmaking. I like that shot. The stick had longer. No, that is slow mo. Yeah, this is the actual. They're just slow mo. Everyone else is looking at them all weird. And see, this kind of this kind of slow mode to be is like, damn, this feels unnecessary. There you go. Look at that. Oh, it looks so fake. Yes, it is. It looks like it's on a comic book page. Barton's I have like posted on the border. No, people can just walk in right straight into their capital C. Oh, no, it's so dramatic. The horse was like, fucking nailed it. Gee, I hope they don't throw my rider down a well. He gets an extra. I love you, son. I hope you don't die to wolves one day. Does every Spartan kid have to go up and kill a wolf because, like, well, they don't have depopulated the entire region of wolves by this point. I also feel like they'll depopulate themselves. What message do you bring? Earth. We have plenty of those fuck off. Do not be coy or stupid, Persian. You can afford neither in Sparta. What makes this woman think she can speak among men? Because only Spartan women give birth to real men. Hey, that was a good clap back right there. Oh, yeah, we have the loosest vaginas. Subnation. No, that's a bit of a problem. The Athenians have already turned you down. And if those philosophers and boy lovers trueness are gay, you say. They're basically a truly platonic. What if it were? This depends on what context. Spartans are so gay. Yeah, wasn't it common for them to like to take on a younger male to the guide in father was technically they were gay and pedophiles, a lot of them. Yeah, they're really progressive. I'm all excited that you're about to witness like probably one of the very first original memes. Think about it. That's nostalgic. Why did he walk up to the hole? I would. Yeah, I wouldn't have done that myself. Yeah, you just keep you like shuffling him along. This is blasphemy. This is madness. Oh, no, here we go. This is it. It's like, oh, yeah, you're right. This is what made Jarrod Butler's career. Yeah, this did make his career. It did. This is. Sparta. No, right. It was pretty epic. Yeah. I love. I wonder how many times they recorded and delivering it until they were like, this is the one I had done quite a few takes and most of them were. This is Sparta. And it's part process and part in security, maybe, but I go, can I just try another one? And he goes, OK, OK, go for it. And that moment comes and I just go, this is Sparta. And I go up to Zach and I go, that was too much. That was too much. He goes, yeah, but it was awesome. My stomach. Oh, that was really bad. Imagine if it's only like three meters deep. It just looks really deep. I like the last one in the back flip. We. He's just looking at like, why didn't they build stairs? Those fuckers only the strongest can reach the top. Probably one with gold up here. They don't have stairs to get down. Well, yeah, he had to climb up here. No, there's probably like a there's probably a whole elevator on the back, a secret entrance to an elevator that they don't let anyone else use. You underestimate the power of the. This whole scene is strange. What's this? I mean, I can't. What are you going to say? I just I love he must have just been like, yeah, we just find a way to get a hot woman in it. What is this? Yeah, what is this? He is even know what it is. Very confused. I was so snack. What's my direction here? I don't know. I just want to get. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This bit now. No. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Oh, so these guys to bribe them actually climbed up the mountain. Yeah, I always forget about the bribe part. You shall be the gold. You shall be the gold. You're like. Look at your butt. See here, boy. Get to the murdering. Get to the gang. There you go, Rags. Fuck him. Fuck him. So, um, yeah, I guess we can. So I don't really have a commentary to make here. It's just this is really bizarre. That's why it's to show the connection, their passion that connected. All right. He is your son. He is too young to felt a woman's warmth. No younger than we were the first time you stood next to me in battle. Yeah, but we weren't virgins then because we're fucking awesome. Sportons. Not like those boy lovers and Athens. The Athenians, philosophers and boy lovers. The Spartans are cool. They respect women. Again, really progressively. So originally, the Spartans had a massive slave like civilization that they had. Well, that's the main. That's one of the theories why they couldn't take their main army. They needed the army to guard the slaves. No, but this movie says they're also in a cool job. They wouldn't do slavery. That's us. What a pleasant surprise. Welcome to join us. But you bring only this handful of soldiers against Xerces. You are your profession. I'm a father. What is your profession? Blacksmith Spartans. What is your profession? That's not a profession. That's not even a word. That's not a word. I wouldn't understand that. Good thing or not, one of those Athenian boy lovers. Boy lovers. And only Athenians alike. Is it a kid? Is it a young kid? Is it a boy? Like a boy? Damn, man. Michael Fassbender's never aged. You look fucking old even then. He doesn't be. Was this really his first movie? Yeah. Because, like, geez. I'd love to see if you can see his yearbook photo from high school and he just still looks like a 40-year-old man. Oh, I mean, imagine if this was the movie. Like, Xerces' armies just gets annihilated in a storm and you go home. It's like two ships left. Look at these shots. I'm sure it's easier than I expected. Also, this is such a Zack Snyder shot. Like, it's the darkness, the lightning, the rain, the frown. The rain, yeah. You see, this movie is took place before shirts were invented. I'm from the Synod, Your Majesty. We've come to discuss your attire recently. You're looking like a thought. Also, I'm Abraham Lincoln. They've been calling me a simp. Oh, my God, this shot should be tall and never eat Phil's... No, no, no, no, no, no. It sounds like he said berberism. Berberism. Whoa! Oh, here we go. He just jumped in. Whee! Fuck it, hell. Yeah, he's like a Wonder Woman jump in it. My arm. I needed an arm. My arm! Your women, your sons, your daughters, your elders will be slaves, but not you. Why would you say things like that when you're in recognition? Also, you know, pragmatically, they're probably the best ones to have as slaves. Yeah, yeah, that's saying. Like, so all you're doing is encouraging us to fight to the death. This is not a very tactically solid strategy, right now. Not one step closer. Monster. Not a monster? In French. Your hat isn't quite working properly. I'm a Fietti's, also known as Big Eye. Permit me to redeem my father's name by serving you in combat. See, all they had to do was just put him to the front of the line, send him in alone, and then the whole plot would have changed. I think it'd be offended that a guy was wearing spot and clothes and being, like, obviously, like a deformed person. Yeah, isn't that like stolen valor? It'd be like a guy today wearing, like, the military uniform. Yeah, especially if he's cheated the system of being erased at birth. In terms of this film, they let him go because they're going to do the phalanx, but then in the actual battles, they do not. Well, I think they do it, like, once or twice or whatever, but the thing is just when they're free form, just, like, just use them then. Earthquake. No, Captain. Battle formations. Zack Snyder was just like, you know when, like, a hundred people move, it's not like it's not really that big of a deal, but it's like a million. The whole crowd shakes, right? Right. Steve, if I was one of these purges, I'd be, like, running but a little bit slower than everybody else so I can get right out to the back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's get it, boys. Oh, yeah. They have one less spear now, man. Charge. Get the archers and just shoot. Wow, they have a lot of courage about this. Yeah, they really do. Shouldn't you be attacking already? The second line should be poking. This is kind of how a lot of battles played out, wasn't it? You'd have, like, a shield wall and then they would just kind of stab each other between the shields. Wow, that was loud. In this era of combat, yeah. That's nice. This was a lot of pushing and shoving. Oh, Dries. This is Palak's combat. They activated their ult. How did they time that? Did someone say three? Two? And again. Oh, wow, that is a quick cooldown, yeah. Yeah. OP, nerf. Why did they even need to, like, raise their shields? Yeah, that's the whole point with, like, you want to keep that shield in front of you while you're stabbing. No, he put his behind him. Oh. Yeah, stabbing overhead easily as well. Yeah, if you're right at the back of this 300 line, what are you doing? Just nothing. I like that some guys just go, here it is. This is just concentrated masculinity right here. Yeah. It's like when you do the x-ray attacks in all combat, it obviously slows down right at the moment, like, oh. Oh, my penis. This is, like, the predator handshake, just playing on an endless loop. It's that level of testosterone. I like how the second guy falls. Yeah. They were holding hands. They were frenzied, like, Carl, no. One of the Persians runs back for a report. He's like, we're not doing great. Not going to lie, guys. Things could have gone better. But you know what? We'll get him in the second half. How many kills do we have? We'll get him next time. So logistically here, don't they just get forced off a cliff even though they came from somewhere, right? Can't they go back to where they came? Yeah, just come back to here. Why did these guys put themselves on a cliff? I don't really get it. If we could zoom out for a moment, Zach, can I see the battlefield? For me, I kind of had a sense of where everything was. And so I would just be like, don't it's OK. You know, just you're looking that way or whatever. I'm going to put a piece of tape over there. So I think once I got in the groove with it, it was it was pretty easy. The thing is that when they fight, that's when they are a little bit clearer. Because I think when you have someone physical trying to jab you in front of you, you tend to be not caring about where everything is. So that worked out. You know what? Just go for it. Just jump. Yeah, if you come in from the left flank and cut them off, I suppose you could force them against the cliff. But you get no overhead views. There's no sense of going to the right. We're just randomly flying off the back. Seriously, they beat our men. All a million of them? I mean, no. Yeah, have a real quick. Damn, is every one of those guys in the million strong army I was going to say, to fire an arrow that far. Jesus. Oh, is that like a kilometer? Holy crap. Also, how come there's so many more arrows hitting everywhere around them compared to their shields? See that? Look at how there's like. Look at that. It's way more in everything other than their shields. Oh, another cool shot. You can't do that. Yeah, you can. Really sharp edge spear. A lot of Todd workshop has tested this OK. It's actually really hard to do. Awkward. All right, that's what I'm doing. I agree. That's one flaw for the film. Up until now, it's been airtight. Oh, my God. Is that going right through their armor? Like it's made out of plastic. Not even that. That javelin or spear, like it probably gave him like airtime as well. He didn't just like fall off his horse. He like lifted it. Meanwhile. Meanwhile, back in spotter. No one cares about this. Get back to the killing, lady. You will speak before the council in two days time. That guy looks like he played Abe Lincoln. Wow, that's a great joke. Yeah, that's cool. I've never heard that joke before. Yeah, neither have I. He looks like Abe Lincoln. He looks like he's playing. No, yeah, it's a good observation. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Yeah, that's pretty. Yeah, he looks kind of like him. Yeah. God, that guy's face. Jeez. Oh, you're one of those Athenian boy lovers. Boy lovers. Where did you get apples? I found these. That's what I'm wondering. Yeah. From the corpse tree. Well, they raided their stores. I must feel awful to be one of the people like in a scenario like this in real life in history where you're alive, you're kind of hurt, but everyone's getting executed. So it's like, stay quiet. This guy here, he'll listen to this whole conversation. He's wobbling his head. He's got a spear in him. He's got a spear in him. Oh, he's moving so much. They're totally going to kill him, right? Oh, hey. Like, what is this? What is this apparatus? This is so weird. I dropped my mobile pyramid with me. Dude, you should jump up there and kill him. Fuck it. Why isn't nobody like to throw a spear at him right now? Yeah, just kill him. I mean, it seems worthwhile to just kill him here. They kill messengers, so I mean, you know. Exactly. Inappropriate. What if I touched you seductively? Would you change your mind? Leonidas has got the greatest weapon of all. Me, too. I thought he was the most guard. Free men stood against a tyrant that few stood against many. I love that they're trying to portray their Spartans as free and loving people when they had this massive slave population that they had slain. Well, I was going to actually think into the first scene of the movie with a fucking dead baby pit, but you know what? That's fine. Yeah, we're good people. We Spartans were good people. Well, you questioned them about that. They're like, what's wrong with a dead baby pit? Like, I don't understand. Because like, well, I mean, OK, sit down. Did you bring a snack? They build walls out of dead bodies, and they have them all high ground. Oh, OK. They have served the dark will of Persian kings for 500 years. They look like gorillas. Fuck are these guys. He immortal. All right. Oh, yeah, they have like an orc. They're a troll. I didn't know we were watching Doom now. I don't know. Honestly, it's kind of hard to really explain this movie to anyone. It's just like, because they are like demon things. Considering the size, the magnitude of this body wall, do you guys think it's even possible to push it over from the other side? I mean, it must weigh like 50 tons easily. No, they no, they ex-sanguinated all of the bodies before they put them on the wall. Of course. Yeah, they still be heavy, even without the push. You'd be pushing it from the bottom, not the top, right? Did they do all of that just to take out one guy? Yeah, he wasn't even taken out. Look, he's getting back up. Oh, I just I don't know if that whole plan was really that necessary. I'm going to say it dropped kicked him. What a shit. I know in terms of like effort versus reward, it was definitely not up there. And see, they're going to start showing us. Well, I mean, it's like, oh, no, a Spartan has been killed. Like this is this is serious business now. It's like, yeah, but your attack form was way worse than the other time. You kicked over the wall immediately, lost formation. Why? Why did they look like that? I don't know. I don't know what he just fucked that Chinese guy up. I think the aliens are Chinese look like that. Well, they said it's the lower. They said they're the most elite fighting force in all of Asia. Beautiful plumage. Wee. That was a sick throw. Where did Leonidas go? Leonidas was there a second ago. Where did he go? Oh, my God, you're dead. It's so much slo-mo. It's insane. Appreciate you. We're like, we're Spartans. We do not kneel at the same time. Oh, no, my king. That's going to hurt, buddy. Hell, yeah. I love how you can just still use that arm with no problem. I know you could not be out of lift enough. It's fine. I don't have a bicep anymore, mate. Now you've got a cool scar. That's the best kind of scar. It's the one that goes down the center of the eye. Oh, no. He's one of those Athenian boy lovers. He's trying to kiss me. You're dead. Hi, guys. That went right through your brain, mate. Oh, all right. Didn't matter anyway. I guess Lee Nidus didn't think he actually needed those reinforcements in that fight with Big Chungus there until the very end. Yeah, nobody did anything. I got this. Yeah, they killed a few. No, there's one guy. And I've been trying to be like, yeah, this is OK. We'll just stay here. Oh, that's not a great place to stand, dude. If someone spots you. Throw a spear at him. As much as they try and apply, it's like, oh, he's not sure he can win anymore or whatever. He's probably lost less than 0.1% of his army. Right? Oh, yeah. There you go. Ha ha. Diddin, diddin, diddin. I feel like this is the microcosm of the movie. Look at this. Oh, barbarians now. Nice. Oh my goodness. Oh, no, the cow people. Oh, no, the rhinos. Why didn't you bring that in? It's the curries. They're furries. There's Wixiawicanta's coming. You shouldn't have stood in front of it, Gary. You can tell it's a bad guy because it hits its own guys. It's a bad ride. Oh, that guy was just like standing there. Jay would love this. He would. All the training and the money and the time that went into that rhino. Yep. One spear. One spear. Yeah, one spear with a piece of metal attached to it. Oh, no. Magic. Trans rights. What? I don't understand. I don't either. Sponsor. What does it mean? What the gays marry, German? Never. Never. Oh, no. What's. Oh, no. He broke the grenade. Oh, no. Oh, no. That was going to happen. And he survived that explosion. Oh, no. I don't know this. Oh, it's like something from Lord of the Rings. Whoa. I think Lord of the Rings have more class. Yeah. This is executioner. Watch. What the fuck is that thing? It's an execute. Look at his feet. It's like a fucking weird. Why would it go on? How do you slice it down and make it go up? How'd you do that? I don't understand. I'm so confused. Oh, it is Lord of the Rings. Look. Yay. Mumma kill. No. What's going on? Listen, elephant, just fall on them and you'll win. Don't fall off the cliff. No. Oh, God. Oh, God. You just had to go forward. Are you kidding? I have many movies left in my career. I don't know who you are, though. Who the fuck are you? Where's the other Spartans? What are they doing? They went back to Darrow Pop and I come back. Guys, you got too far. You get a greedy. You got like three sticks for hands. Don't throw the sword. That's a pretty bad idea. Why the hell would he do that? Because he can forward roll and get it back. There you go. He just announces, my son. I'm very proud of you, son. I hope this bad happens to you. Turn around. Duck. Duck. Duck. Just duck. Oh, you fucking idiot. That's not my son. That wasn't my son. I lied. It's like my son just so that he could nod and it would be like, yeah. Well, it's just in case the audience didn't know the connection so they could be really sad about this. Did he only look to his father because his father called out to him? Yeah, yeah. No, it was his fault. Oh, my fucking god. Oh. Oh, it's a, it's a... Does that look? It's supposed to be a guy wearing a mask, but it was literally moving above his head. No, that was the goat. Maybe... Point it, although they don't have arms. This is a... What? Don't worry, they fucked weirder. They will literally fuck anything. You don't actually embrace me because you're fucking disgusting. Don't even touch me. He was kneeling already, but I was bottom half mostly, all right? Do you think men don't have a problem? You know what I'm saying? We all basically go quiet during these scenes because there's like fuck all to talk about. Well, yeah, the... The B-part in this film is just will they get them reinforcements, right? That's it. Yeah, that's pretty much all we got here. You will not enjoy this. Oh. And you must be doing a bad job. Yeah, you can still, you know, you didn't have to make it all shit. Yeah. Hey, Shad, you're back just in time. Shad, you just missed the right... Oh, okay. It was shit, don't worry about it. Oh, hey, I'm back. I'm still sad. I have Farquaad here. My final orders to the council. You're a very good narrator. Lucky for you. Don't forget to tell them about my scar. It's really cool. Tell them about the giant troll man I killed and he's like, what troll man? I was like, tell them. Tell them about it. In fact, tell them there was two trolls. Wait, did he just rip his fucking hair off? Cable pretty easily. Oh, it's not the thing that the wife gave him. Oh, that's what I was going to say. Everyone thought he pulled his hair off. That would have hurt a lot. Many of your breakfasts have eaten hearty. But tonight, we died in hell. Why do we have to eat in hell? I bet hell has really shitty catering, so... And like, wouldn't you be going to like heaven because you've fought so well and done a great job? I don't think it would stand out if you're like, but tonight, we died in heaven. That man has a tiny penis, I know. Yeah, this is unfair. She did the sex and he's not even supporting her. That's just fucked up. This chamber needs no history lesson, my queen. My chamber had a history lesson. Whoa. Right. So I feel like she'd immediately go to prison if not for she cut his bag of bribery money. We should carry it with him. Why would he carry it with him? He carries his bribery money with him everywhere. Everywhere. He is very smart. Yeah, let me gather all this evidence up. Yeah, let me make sure no one takes this. They gave him such a silly hat. I want to do that, Bob. Yeah, they gave him a weird hat. Yeah, it's like he's got the dunce's cap on. Oh, they'll be fine. Those arrows look silly. They look really hard to go. Very odd. But they're cool because they're not conventional. They gave me the sweet hat. The objective Leonidas. Really nice in this white scarf. Those are just been holding their bows at full draw. They're really strong. They're really strong. It would be interesting to actually convert all the slow-mo into regular motion to see how much this film does lose. I reckon it's half an hour. Maybe 20 minutes. Maybe it's just whenever anything hits the ground in this world, it slows down. Look at my junk. I did it. What is he presenting there? Why that guy? Why him? Why didn't you throw it immediately? What was the plan exactly? To get that guy specifically killed? The one that just got shot? A whole plan with them murdered. If you get to do a fucking round with old history, I feel like this should have gone straight into his head. Do the Inglorious Bastards thing? Yeah, fuck it, why not? Much more satisfying. Than that. Obviously the point is like, you made a god bleed. Wouldn't you be going for his heart? Yeah, well, maybe he was. He's just that bad at aiming. I mean, well, it's a hard shot, but then again, this film, you'd think you would nail it. And also, I'm gonna say it, pretty lame final fight. Yeah, it really is kind of shit. I get the idea, but come on. With the film we've had, we want to see them all die-killing everyone. His roar is long and loud. Oh, there you go. Oh, they are. That's the shot. They are CGI. You couldn't put a fucking pro- Oh, look at it down there. Oh, no. The arrows look so bad. Just put a thing on him. Zixie's rule by, it's like, see, he bleeds like, I don't know. I'm sure he'll be fine still. The only people who saw him bleed are all dead, so. If he just runs inside and then puts on a hood, he'll be like, oh, I'm fine. My King, my arrows weren't CGI like yours. It really hurts. Do you think I'll be in more movies? It's like, yes. Yes, you will. You know, he's like, hey, but one thing before you die, be a little more selective with your, oh, you're dead. You crying, bro? Gonna cry? Could have had a better death, just saying. That's probably gonna be crap. It's one of those things where you see a typical arrowhead. They're like, that's boring. Yeah, but there's a reason it looks like that. Just break your shield. Sir, our arrow is really bad. How many arrows are you firing to kill that guy? A million? Captured to my front pan. He said he wants a divorce. He killed a troll band. Like what do you mean? He's like, I don't really know. He said he was like ten feet tall. He had two heads. He breathed fire. It was crazy. He had a scar before he died. What's the saying? We thought men, horses, elephants? Elephants, rhinos. Orcs. A shark. There was a shark. Orc elephants. One day you will be able to sacrifice yourself. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Oh, it's CGI. No. Never a couple of arrows in that. It kept his face clean. You couldn't have just gotten a butt. Oh, it looks so bad. Wow, Michael Fassbender's face is clean too. It's not striking correctly. It's not striking correctly. Look at that. Just give real ones and use makeup. He's really putting his nose into it. Those guys up back are not getting it. Whoa. Wow, they all did it at the same time. That's more than 10,000 people. Yeah. Yeah, the one all the way in the back is like, you said something like fight well or whatever. Just all the way in the back. We fight for a world where every country can have a dead baby pit. For the dead babies. For the pit. I really want to see this whole scene again, but like, you know, from the perspective of one of the people in the back. Exactly. You know, like, what's he saying? Do you put this above or below Watchmen drinker? I would put this below Watchmen. All righty. That's still probably Zack Snyder's best movie then, I think. Yeah. Yeah, I would say so. This movie feels like someone just discovered the slow-mo for the first time ever. They went crazy with it. Yeah. And it's like 2005 or whatever. Like, it's like way after the matrix is like, Oh, stop it. Can you explain? Can you explain this slow motion to me? It's like, well, Mr. Snyder, imagine your movie, right? But longer. All the best bits. They get doubled in size. Whoa. Tripled even. God. Watching it now with you guys, like, I remember it being better than this. I kind of remember it the same way. I always thought it was a goofy film. It's so silly. I'm still like, it's so silly, but I still I mean, for Rightless Action Fest, it's pretty up there in terms of it's unapologetic, just silly fun. Yeah. That's a weird one. It's a silly fun movie. It's a silly fun movie. It makes no sense. Yeah. Very, very entertaining. But it's fun. It's kissing comedy. Transsexual Asian one. Transsexual Asian two. Transsexual Arabian three. Transsexual Asian two is just silly. I get some funny names and credits. Who is the Wonder Woman guy? Dicksuckle. Dicksuckle. His name is Dicksuckle. Oh, my God. Your name's Dicksuckle. Dude. It's a last name. You're kind of stuck with it. Yeah, but you didn't have to name him Dick. You didn't have to name him Dick. You didn't have to name him Dick. You didn't have to. You didn't have to. But she did. What was it? Because it was Dicksuckle. Dicksuckle. I don't think Dicksuckle will be beaten. Dicksuckle is like a fake name someone would put in a parody film. 300 Rise of an Empire is what it was called. Let's see. Let's look that up. It's from 2014. Wow. Eight years later they made the sequel. Yeah. Eva Green got her boobs out in it. There you go. That's really the only reason why I need to do it. But that's pretty much all I can tell you about that film. I don't remember everything. I thought that just went hand in hand with that actress. She's in a movie. Yeah, she's very happy to do it. I would rather watch this than like Batman v Superman. Wow. 100%. That's really mean. Batman v Superman is so good. This film doesn't have any pretense about being some intelligent like art piece. It knows exactly what it is. It's about free men standing up against a tyrant so they can keep their dead baby pit. This is about half the length of Batman v Superman as well. Oh my god. No way. That's probably gonna drag. I'm not looking forward to that. I am. I am kind of looking forward to it myself. I just want to see what he does with it. It's such a conversation piece that movie. It's gonna be major. Well, that was 300. We did it. What a movie. It's not very good, but I like it. That's pretty much it. It's not very good, but it's fun. Yeah, it's good for education too. It kind of went down that way a little bit different, but mostly the same. Can you imagine if some kid was asked to write a report on the battle of Thermopylae and they're like, cool, I'll watch 300 and that'll teach me all about it. This is what they present. So then the Persian sent in the goblin people. We have to talk about your portrayal of Asians in your paper, Timmy. I can picture teachers just fucking laughing in their ass off of that shit. If anything, they really do kind of come out as the bad guys, don't they? If you really put any thought into how they're portrayed in the film versus the Persians. They want to rule themselves. It's just like they're terrible, but because they want independence, they're somehow better. It's weird. But they have a king, so don't give me that freedom shit. They have slaves. It's literally just the king himself the king they chose and it's slaves they chose. So that makes it very weird. Did the slaves choose them though? In reality, the Spartans were horrible people. Full of massive abuses. But they're so cool. A population, huge child abuse on a massive scale in that society. And yeah, it would not could be. But they had awesome apps. And they had slow-mo. They had all the slow-mo. And Apples. Don't forget the Apples. Well, thank you all so much for watching us check out 300. Who knows what is next. Watch it bring me.