 Good afternoon foundation staff. This is dr. Sherman and welcome to dr. Sherman's office hours We've got approximately 30 to 35 minutes before my Next test and so while I'm waiting for the research and the anomaly to be carted into the facility Here we are because I am in the off-site lab. I do not have access to behind-the-scenes Intel from our stream meaning that I will try my best to keep up with the chat but obviously Superchats and members are going to be easier to Catch in the stream as it speeds up with a larger and larger crowd Beyond that. I now have the scp archives Up and ready for any research and questions that the team may have Zero dram welcome to the chat feral cockroach welcome to the chat Other than that good afternoon staff. How are you doing today? What happens if two scp's of the same type were to attack each other immortality scp? That's a little too broad of a question We have you know, so many immortal scp's in the first place. So it's not as if They could have different power sets different scaling abilities. It's a whole thing long story short We can't tell but there are a lot of immortal scp's Or limited or mortality or just we haven't figured out how to destroy it And we don't want to destroy anomalies here at the foundation because then we can't research them So that's not how we roll we secure contain and protect. We don't destroy destroy and destroy Do I like the spider moon? No, I will not deal with the spider moon. The spider moon is not my friend I have nothing to do with the spider moon. No wants blow it up for all I care. We'll sing a song about it later Hi, Lander. Thank you for your donation to the stream and your support of the site 42 and the scp foundation as a whole I have stolen the cheese scp. I will put my plan into motion but Which cheese scp as we went over last stream in our previous office hours, there are so Many cheese based anomalies There's the cheese that made you want to eat all the cheese There's the cheese that turns things into cheese with different flavors based on what that thing was before it was cheese There is the Jesus or milk Jesus as he was formerly called. There's so many cheese anomalies You're gonna have to be more specific, please and Either way if you stole an anomaly, we're going to recontain it. We're going to stop you security's already on their way You have no choice just give up and accept your transit Your transition to d-class Are Reggie and scp 049 the same person so All right, first of all Highlander came in with a second don't know I will turn the world into cheese well, that sounds like scp 1699 the philosophers cheese and We I don't know that we've tested it on the planet. I think it turns localized plots of land into We really need to stop that guy if it can turn the earth into cheese then we're in a lot of trouble Let's make that a high priority that he does not get that out of the site just in case I'd rather the site be cheese than the world as cheese Oh, what was I saying? Oh Reggie and 049 are different entities of varying intelligences Although they are out of character played by the same Same cosplayer now Early on I would just call anyone in a plague doctor mask 049 over on tiktok It was funny and I was interacting with whoever I wanted to but as Reggie and I Interacted more and more and more he a he got a white plague doctor mask so he could specifically be 049 But then also he kept playing the Reggie character and 049 and so we bounced back and forth so white mask 049 Brown mask and scarf and hat Reggie for ye old dumb asses channel to chat any tips for writing in SCP Excellent question Whoever that was it can't find your name because it's scrolling by so fast But I saw your question and I can't answer that so writing tips when you're talking about SCPs what you're gonna want to do first and foremost is now you want to decide what the goal of your story is because There's in the current day so many kinds of scb stories. There are Stories that are novel length science fiction adventures. There's the exploration Focused scbs. There's short articles that are either maybe it's a comedy scp. Maybe it's a Just a short and spooky scenario. Maybe it's a mystery scp maybe it is You're looking to do what they did back in the series one days, which was more of a monster manual entry rather than Full story the hardest part about doing monster manuals these days is that we have so many of them already that getting Simple ideas on the wiki is harder Unless you do something really unique with them and doing something really unique is Harder to do in short form. It's funny Actually, you'll hear a lot of writers say that it's harder to write in short form Then it is in long form part of that is because by keeping it short You are limiting yourself from giving details whereas if you just went on and on and on you could very easily differentiate yourself from other similar concepts That's why I miss the short works contest back if they did in the 2000 era 2000 like scp 2000 era a lot of you if you look at the short works contest Page you'll see a lot where they were like you get bonus points if it's less than 250 words And it's just keeping it short and simple and some really good articles came out of that one So highly suggest. Oh, I accidentally turned my Music off can't have that. We need some spooky back there next in the chat You know the walking dead. Did the plague doctor cause that? Did they ever reach the end of that show slash comic? Did they discover what the cause of the zombie curse was I? Would assume that it wasn't the plague doctor just because there's on that scale So many zombies whereas it would more likely be something like scp 008 if it were going to be scp based But I didn't get to the end of the walking dead either way So I don't know if they ever discovered like what lab it came from or what happened But seems right for an scp crossover event Would not be shocked opinion on async I Think they are doing a poor job containing the back rooms I think their testing is too haphazard. They are causing things to Interfer with normal life at an alarming rate. They are being Very reckless. There are news reports of anomalous phenomena caused by their testing happening all over the news and so Yes, when our goal is to number one maintain normalcy and protect the public from knowing that the magic stuff exists They're failing miserably Bunga amateurs I tell you what What is your favorite scp well, I always tell you that at the end of the stream which is of an approximately 15 to 20 minutes so at that point I will list my favorite seven scp So make sure you have a pen ready so you can read it. These are going so fast What is the EC and do you like them the ethics committee? So the ethics committee is obviously what they sound like now based on The cannon that you're dealing with they are either equal to Below or above the overseers and the o5 council and the ethics committee in part are They serve different roles in the leadership of the foundation the ethics committee's job is to make sure that we are ethical and Their definition of ethics is not your common parlance of ethical. They are Just set in what the foundation needs to ethically succeed at our goals of securing containing and protecting and one you wouldn't call the sort of unvoluntary Imprisonment that we put most entities living entities through ethical But our ethics committee needs to roll with that Because obviously what needs to be done needs to be done Slippy, this is o5 one a member of the o5 council died in the administrator would like to promote you to o5 three due to your hard work You know We're gonna have to talk about that behind closed doors. I uh, I don't want to drop a lore on you out of nowhere but Having served some time with the council that's I don't need to be back there so soon Let's just leave it at that Sure, and I've got the cheese also. I prepare for cheese apocalypse This is very simple. I know security is after you Highlander. There can only be one sure and when The cheese apocalypse happens. I'll know you have succeeded And if it doesn't then I'll know security got your ass I consider you contained our security staff is very well Well suited to stop your strange cheese obsessed anarchy if I was to start reading Reading drawing scp is what would be the correct way to credit Come back Credit the artists. I already know How to link the article Is there anything else I should do? So if you are drawing scps, there's not a lot you need to do to like do the licensing credit Um, it's very nice if you're going to post it somewhere to post a link to the original scp and extra credit Call it just like a good thing to do Uh is to maybe list the title of the article as well as the author You can usually find the author in the history of the article Or very conveniently in case you don't know about this. There's a chrome extension called skipper db And skipper db is the database for scp Backlongs when you have skipper db activated It puts the title of an article at the top of the page And it puts the author of the article at the bottom And that makes it way easier to find authors of the pieces so that you can utilize them So it's a very useful tool. Now if you're going to do something commercial It's very important that you cite the article properly And to find this your best bet Pardon is to go to the scp wiki's licensing guide If you look up scp licensing guide, you'll find it very quickly But the long story short is that there is a paragraph that says All scp stuff is released via Creative Commons and therefore so is this piece that I have made Release via the cc 3.0 s a license Share alike free. Yes that and then You have to list the title and the author of the article and link it And then for extra credit I also add the author's author page if it exists Because a it's just nice to give the author some extra hype and if they if the fans like their article They can then go to the author's author page and see more from them And I encourage most authors at least at least there's some That will put a paypal link or a ko-fi or some sort of crowdfunding or patreon And if you like their stories and you're going to be multiple of them It's nice to tip them, you know, they're making art for public consumption So helping them financially helps them to make more art That's why anytime I find out that an author has a ko-fi or a patreon I do it I'm using their stuff to make money. I depending on how much an article makes. It's usually not much for youtube revenue whoof But I try to become a patron to authors or send them a tip once in a while so that I am helping the community as well as Making our content and our film stuff the way I'm trying to And you know, I'm I'm trying to turn this into a day job I want us to be able to I'm trying to turn this into a day job for a lot of filmmakers because To make scp series and films we're going to need a lot Of people who can afford to do this paid rather than a hobby so The more we do and the more we support each other the better it gets So yes, final thing go check the scp licensing guide that'll give you all the details way down What does the foundation think of the magnus institute? those stuffy nerds They're like the snakes but less useful Uh, no, I'm only I'm joking. I'm only partially familiar with the magnus institute I've listened to a couple episodes of their archives And they seem, you know, right up our alley. They do research. I don't think they do enough I'd rather they did some more containment Uh, they're not getting enough good research because they're not doing good studies. So they could do better But at least they're not uh, fully revealing it to the world Uh, willy-nilly Opinions on coliski Uh, colinsky scp overlord so I enjoyed overlord for what it is Uh, a short little Here comes the mobile task force soldiers in a spooky house film um, I don't really I can't tell them apart from each other because they are all just wearing masks and they don't necessarily have Huge characterization differences They're all just gruff soldier guys. I mean if I go watch it and like really focus on it I'm sure I could find some like this is the funny one or this is the uh, very serious one But I don't think there was enough of a difference for me to really tell at least on a cursory viewing So maybe I could go back, but I don't I don't remember colinsky So that tells you how much that I could tell the difference between those soldiers But wait, I can click on comments and they come up, huh What would happen if scp 049 the plague doctor means scp 096 the shy guy? Would he attack scp 049 would 049 experiments on 096? So I believe the answer to this is quite simple 096 would definitely attack 049 no questions asked there Which is why 049 would not experiment on 096 because As much as I dislike the damn bird brain. It is smart enough to not look at 096's face Now it maybe It would not know that it's not supposed to and then it could end up uh murked but you know what I Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to schedule the termination of the jerk. So we're not going to be finding out anytime soon Rj legends. Thank you for your first don't know to the site 42 community What kind of protocols do you think the foundation takes when hiring anomalous staff? I have an oc that was an scp, but was offered a job later on So always depends on your canon because sometimes we would never hire an An anomaly on staff not a once And then of course you have the ones where the more combat oriented anomalies end up on bubble task forces like able and also with What's the phrase I'm looking for with iris in that whole group? Uh combat or combat oriented or just useful in combat scenarios Not bad now So there's that scenario where you could become an anomalous member of staff Then there's the ones where we do allow for anomalous researchers and that goes back to the oc heavy days with clef and kandaraki and stronikov and all them And in that case when they have those anomalies you're looking at Uh, whether they utilize anomalies like kandaraki and his butterflies or whether they are anomalous like clef And so you're looking at that scenario and That being said The protocols above all are going to have to be loyalty Loyalty unquestioning loyalty if you were ever to be thought to be unloyal to the foundation You would be put back in your box so fast you get a crink in your neck another cat on youtube Asks is there any cheeseburger scps? Well, since we're here for office hours, you're going to learn two things today Number one is that anytime I need to figure out if there is x version of an scp on the wiki If you don't know about this you're going to want to All I do is I put in the search term that i'm looking for into google With the word scp So in this case, I'm going to put in cheeseburger scp And i'm going to search and see what we get Cheeseburger in paradise Manium bread with mustard is nice Heaven on earth with an onion slash sanita cheeseburger in paradise So scp 3808 Is cognate or hazardous so be careful and Is a image that is altered safe for viewing Is a bacon cheeseburger located In the floating in the woods All components will wrap at the return of their default state location relative to each other faltered in any fashion It can be moved It is subject to a force in the direction. It's resting point proportional to its distance. So It will be dragged back to its place if it is moved as a visual cognitive hazard Uh, we will try to Uh, if it's floating we'll try to put it on the ground. It makes you want to fix it It because it is obviously violating physics and we don't like that And we will be annoyed With that and therefore we will Continue to try and do it Okay, so anomalous cheeseburger in the woods 4585 Is a Standard hamburger made by the steak and shake corporation It is sapient and can speak in german via the voice of unknown origin This voice is reached a maximum of 142 decibels. That's not great 4585 is also capable of using the five senses and will not decompose It will voluntarily cause scp 4585-1 manifestation events But is unable to cause a manifestation event if less than one month is elapsed since the last one So it can do it once a month Instances are smaller than 4585, but otherwise identical in addition Uh, they also possess the ability to generate french fries The utilize says french fries in a manner of similar fashion to a throwing spear There's a lot of logs to this one, but yes living german talking Extra cheeseburger spawning cheeseburger So there's there's two cheeseburger scps There you go Gotcha, and now you know how to find out for yourself in the future Hey, i'm seeing 90 people in the chat, but only 68 likes. I'd appreciate it staff if you can rectify that situation Can't be slacking off on the likes after all Finland the the country of finland. Thank you for your one dollar donation to the foundation. We will continue to Contain anomalies within your grounds. Thanks to your generous donation Excellent work staff 107 likes. We have surpassed the viewers. You have done excellent work and very quickly Keep up the good work Can the foundation contain murder drones? Is that not an animated series? I think I've heard about right? I believe That is some sort of animated series Let me check The archives of the database Murdered drones. Are we the toaster? The friends we made along the way Screaming man I mean I am a toaster not the friends we made along the way unless you made friends with me Because then you would be friends with me a toaster If that helps. I'm not sure if that helps Okay. Yes murder drones. Uh, so that is a definite Universal dominant shift event Where all living life is destroyed by murder drones and then replaced and then there's living murder drones Who can be taken over by viruses if I remember correctly? so That would be a more futuristic A canon for the foundation something like shattered thoughts shattered minds or at astra Or at aspera whatever our space canon is Either way if the foundation were to deal with Quelling a threat like the murder drones it would involve technical know-how probably a team up with the church of the broken god to advance the Technology of the foundation in the robotic sense or or anderson robotics I I think we'll work with them first because I they're more trustworthy than The church although neither is exceptionally trustworthy Either way We contain a lot of anomalies from both the church of the broken god and anderson robotics Uh, it would take a lot of work probably lose a lot of foundation personnel But hey, when don't we lose a lot of foundation personnel? It's a dangerous business What? I saw an scp question more scp 3008 vids and shorts Gossip time so I have discovered I think with enough evidence That ikea Is mad at us I believe this to be the case because of two things number one is If you remember that scp 3008 game that was being made That looked really good open world crafting materials And it got completely cease and desisted by ikea and the time limit was too short That the guy could not Take out the ikea branding in time to fulfill the lawsuit. So we just had to scrap the project I wonder if anything ever came from that because that was a while ago. Maybe he found a way to uh Begin anew and fix it, but uh, yeah, he got Screwed by ikea legal. That was awful Uh horrible and then on top of that My local ikeas I have been in talks with them before Because I have learned that they allow Influencers to do things in the store after hours They will let you do media shoots in the ikea after hours and when I Told them when it was four They never called me back I am pretty sure That they are very frustrated that we made ikea spooky full of monsters and they don't want that image in their branding And so they're ignoring us and trying to stop us which You know it is a copyright issue, isn't it? So we got to be careful with that stuff. Otherwise, we're going to get slapped down If I do an scp 3008 film for real real It's gonna. I definitely have to be a nameless furniture store of eastern european Uh, I want to say scandinavian, but like eastern european is right next to it It's got to be it's got to be something where it's legally distinct enough that we don't get sued for it So, yeah, ikea is grumpy with us. I this is my belief Now this is all speculation. So maybe maybe i'm just going off on a tangent or maybe i'm right Allegedly allegedly that's the word I need to use allegedly scp interest scp interest scp interest How hasn't 682 developed a resistance resistance to the acid utilized to contain him by constantly dissolving his body That's what I said That's what I said. I said Why doesn't he get used to the acid? No one listens to me and yet it still works. So this is I don't know why it works But he hasn't died. He hasn't figured it out it's Haven't the slightest idea. I am just as confused as you are. That is a point of frustration for me but for some reason for some reason Don't know why How is an o5 put into the position? Can I be an o5? So o fives are A special kind of promotion, you know, if you look at the o5 orientation then you see that um, what's the phrase i'm looking for that people might as well not Often know that the o5 exist Sometimes in canon the o5 are like whispered rumors And they're site staff and site directors And the administrator slash the founder But there is no But the o5 council is like the overseers, but they're like cloaked in mystery and they have their Anomalous fountain of youth and they have their They have their anomalous protections and they have their anomalous fountain of youth And they have the red right hand and so they keep going and going and going on and on and on but Eventually they die and they have to be replaced And there's at least a couple different cannons where the o5s need a replacement someone gets pronounced promoted in fact I remember one of the old Uh self-inserts tales Where the plot was for one of the researchers. I think it was clef, but don't quote me to Kill all the o5s and therefore usurp them Something like that. It's fuzzy. I read it years ago Be as long story short Yeah, if you want to be an o5 you need to be the best the best the best the best the best And then probably not because there's only 13 of them I'm at the end of my shift. We got to get over to our new test. The anomaly is in place the researchers are looking scared, but optimistic Very often we are both here But as always at the end, I tell you my favorite scp's remember I do not pick my favorite scp's Because or I do not pick my scp's is my favorite because they're mine. That's cheating if you go to the link in the description Uh, my beacons leak. My beacons link has a link to my author page. So you can read my articles if you like and also Uh, my favorite scp's are as follows. Oh Gosh chaos oris. That's a really good question to end on. Uh, but I'll tell you my favorite scp's first. It's Uh three nine nine nine three zero four three zero zero eight dash j spooky dash j Five one seven five five zero three one five three two zero I'll say all that one more time three nine nine nine three zero four three zero zero eight dash j spooky dash j five one seven five five zero three one five three two zero There's a there's a couple weird ones. There's a spooky one And there's a bunch of comedy articles because I really like comedy articles That you can't tell by all the comedy videos I make for scp. Now my dream project for scp I want a series that is like warehouse 13 But scp focused I want it to be Agents out in the field Encountering anomalies being sent after anomalies Investigating the town like x-files finding it and containing it or sometimes having to neutralize it Or sometimes having to save people from it Or sometimes encountering groups of interest and oh no the GOC is going to blow up this town if we can't Get the anomaly out in time. Oh no, the serpent's hand is trying to get the anomalous entity before we do Oh no, uh all these different scenarios like that very fun And so that is my dream scp series I also have a couple film ideas in mind That are shorter and easier to do so we start with the small stuff and work our way to the big guns So thank you for the question. That's a great question. And we're here at site 42 trying to build an scp film studio, which is why We please that you become a member that you become a patron that you donate super chats that you Help us out subscribe any way that you are able to help us grow Succeed and make bigger scp content. But in the meantime, I must to be away And so oh gosh, are they okay over here? My word but I need to set the security door So they don't die first Okay, okay, they're locked down. They've got a minute. Whoo dangerous worker in all right Very nice to see you all at the office hours. I will see you In the next stream and or video farewell I like mine with lettuce and tomato Hines 57 and french fries potatoes Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer. Well, good god almighty. Which way do I stare for my cheeseburger in paradise Making the best of every virtue and vice Worth every damn bit of sacrifice to get a Cheeseburger in paradise to be a cheeseburger in paradise. I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise