 Hello everybody, welcome back to another Lumilani video. So if you guys are watching this how I intended to upload it, I will have just uploaded last week. There is quite some fucking time between this time and the last time that I've recorded, but I'm probably gonna edit both of these like within the same week. Some changes have happened in my life. Remember how I was telling you guys I can't function on like a nine to five job? Well, lucky for me, I got laid off from my nine to five job. Breathe from the shackles of capitalism. So yeah, here I am back playing Alice Manus Returns. If you guys notice, I am doing the makeup of Kobani. I'm not wearing the costume of it though. I was practicing con makeup because I'm gonna be going to a con next month which will be a video, it always is a video and I'm gonna be going as Kobani for that con. It's just kind of fun to cosplay a really popular anime. I don't know, you meet a bunch of people who are also dressed up like you. There's a million of other ones but you guys get to take group pictures. I don't know, it's a good time, gonna be great. Anyways, we're now on part seven of Alice. We're gonna go ahead and finish up the Oriental Grove. Hopefully today, I don't know, I might get pissed off about the length of the episode and then not finish it but that's for later me to decide. All right, let's get started. Testing, testing, yeah. Dom, I just read the release date for this game. It came out in 2011, dude. I was like 12 years old playing the shit. We are playing on a dead woman's account. That's right, I killed Nerdiversal. I actually think it froze again. All right, well, I'll control delete this hoe. I should make a sound bite from whenever it pauses like that, shouldn't I? Editing Lonnie, can you work on that? Thank you for that editing me. It's such a pretty level and this part's so quiet too, I kind of love that. Scary, but very nice. Okay, where do I need to go? I kind of just lost track. Ooh, I'm determined to get my teeth. I hate how many collectibles are in this level. The author obliterated the distinction between poetry and case. Okay, I wonder how many collectibles I've gotten so far. Let me find out. Oh, it's right there. Oh, well out of this level, three out of 19. No, that doesn't feel right. We just started. I feel like I shouldn't have that many memories. Maybe it was from the first part. Nah, whatever, I'm not complaining. Ooh, I heard a snout. Where are you? Bet you're under this. That's where a stinky little motherfucker like you would be. Ah, fuck, where is it actually? What the hell? Okay, let me go this way first. Maybe this way, maybe. Yep, it sounds like it's this way. I hear it, where is it? Motherfucker, where is it? Oh, shit. This level's ambiance is creepy in its own way. Ooh, quiet terror. I love that. Okay, maybe it's over here. Yep, of course it was. I just had to keep going. Memory. I don't know what any of these things mean. You know what? I'm never critically thinking when I play this game. I mean, I'm never critically thinking, but especially not when I'm playing Alice. Editing me. Elaborate on what he said. Thank you, my little servant girl. Oh my God, you know what I just realized? There's a lot of bugs in this part of the game because she shrunk down. So she's the size of... Ah! Call me intelligent because I be thinking of things much, much later than they're supposed to be thought of. I love how in the first part of this game I said that I wasn't gonna be going for collectibles because it would take too long. But I feel like there's just some completion as part of my brain that implores me to search for everything I possibly can. And I miss some things and then it makes me angry and then I realize it should have stuck to my original objective. But you know what? I am the way I am. It doesn't help me, but it is the way I am. They killed the ant people. This is horrible. They didn't deserve this. No, little Antolim you. Yeah, these guys aren't that bad. It's the Daimio wasp that sucks ass, but this guy's not too bad. Ah, fuck. Can I use my hobby horse on him? I can. Get fucked. You are nothing without your sword. Easy money. I'm glad they just gave it to me those three and didn't like give me any other extra enemies. Tim, can you all hear how tired I am in my voice? I've had this COVID makeup on all day. I got super excited for the cloud randomly and it was like, I'm gonna put my makeup on and it was like 10 in the morning and I've been wearing it since then. I don't know why that contributes to the fact that I'm tired. Okay, well, this way we go. This has a lot of similar mechanics to the doll level. Both interesting to look at levels. Very, very frustrating to play though. See, they don't even play boss music with these guys at a certain point. Ah, see, they give you so many once they're like, oh yeah, you can handle it now. I remember when I was first playing this and I was like small and 12 years old, these would be the hardest parts to complete because they're not officially boss fights, but these are four of the motherfucker that you just pitted me up against like it was a boss fight. So 12 year old me sucked ass at this game now that I think about it. 23 year old me is much better at this game. Holy shit. It's been like nine or 10 years since I've played this game. Like the first time I've ever played it, that's actually kind of insane. Having a life realization moment. Biting the urge to have an existential crisis. Seven smells are one of. You've never made a mistake burning human flesh for lost in a lamb chop. I couldn't tell you if that's true or not, but Jesus Christ, that fucking camera angle almost gave me motion sickness. Oh, I can't move. No, ah. Okay, I thought we were gonna have another moment right there. Oh, well, that wasn't the kind of moment I was talking about, but it is the kind of moment that happened. She who saves a single soul saves the universe. Remember? Ooh, it got both their asses. Okay, but if it's just you guys, why is it playing the boss music again? Like it didn't just pit me against four of these motherfuckers. Oh, that could be why. Oh, he got my ass right there. That does not affect him. That's so crazy. I don't remember how to fight this guy. I will in a second though. Give me a minute if I don't die first. I remember him being a whole bitch in a half though. Oh, it's like that. It's like that. Oh, we got him. Nice. Okay, he's easy with projectiles. As long as you get him at the right time when he's about to like fling his shit, you're cool. You're golden. All right, pig snout, where are you? If I'm remembering correctly, he was quite difficult to find. There he is. Oh no. Okay, overestimated. Give me my teeth, you bastard. Damn, look at them. These guys are fresh. They didn't even burn. They look like salt shakers. You see that? Whoa. You know what? Actually, I'm not your benefactor. Give me your lunch money. You win this time. Aw, how sweet of her. Oh my God, not thinks things. I don't even do that. Oh, pig snout. Ooh, hidden pig snout. Cool mechanic. I don't know if I should blur those. I don't know, you think I'll get demonetized? You know what? Nope, I think those are some tasteful boobies. They are not real. I feel like this whole game could get me demonetized anyways. There is in combat and conundrums suggest your fitness to confront the challenges ahead. Mental strength will confirm your worthiness or declare your defeat. Puzzle time. Okay, I gotta go find puzzle pieces now. Speedrunning this. All right, let's go. That one was actually a lot shorter than the other one. Lot less bosses to collect those pieces. Okay, now let's see if I'm smart enough for this baby. Probably not, I think I already messed up. How is this supposed to look actually? Oh, that's all wrong. Let me reset that. All right, let's try this way down first, this way. See, if you do it the way that you're not supposed to do it, like the opposite of where you think the pieces are gonna go at the end of it, that always works. I always messed up on the first move. He saw me do one puzzle twice and was like, she could do it. I don't think their standards are very high. Yeah, you know what? If this is as far as we are right now and I'm 27 minutes into recording, this level is definitely way too long. This might be a three-parter. The wicked wastes a siege upon us and control the peaks to east and west. You must defeat them to reach Caterpillar's retreat. I suppose I must go to the mountain top as it won't come to me. We have faith that Caterpillar, the strange and wondrous, helps those in need. One day we'll have proof. Purity of heart is to will one thing, to approach his sacred airy. You must confront the savage Dymeos. You will prevent our access to his power. I'll open the entrance to the sacred caves where your journey begins. Ooh, I hate these parts so much. Why do I feel like I played these already? You know what? I did play this part of the game fairly recently, so it's probably why it seems like deja vu now. Also, they don't actually know that the Caterpillar has powers. He basically just said we're waiting for proof. If I'm remembering correctly, so a little bit of extra Alice lore. They talk about how, because this game was produced in China by a lot of Chinese people. And what the director basically said is they were having trouble getting them to realize like what parts of their culture were like interesting to Americans. So it was actually like a really difficult level for them to make because they didn't know like what Western audiences really like. I don't know. I just thought that was interesting. Anyways, I hate this level. Regarding this depiction of domestic harmony and order, the fruitful landscape encouraged industry, tolerance and cooperation, loving families, flourished, happy children, dear friends, grateful for their well-being, lived for generations, pure, active, free, but the sudden onslaught of alien attacks broke their fragile bodies and nearly crushed their generous strength. Ah, goddamn. Please don't take me back far. Thank God. Ooh, heart palpitations. Very pretty the first time you play these levels. Like they're very nice to look at the first couple of times. And then after a while, it just becomes too much. So I actually did play these levels fairly recently because I played them with my boyfriend. He just kind of watched me play them. So here we are again, playing for you guys. What a treat. About the treat. Once again, I'd like to reiterate, I said I've played this game a lot, not that I am amazing at this game. Didn't know I was supposed to dodge that. There we go. All right, here's the end of that one. And we're only at 35 minutes into the recording. Big win for Illumilani. Oh, I hate these parts though. I feel like I've been saying that this entire level. Maybe I just hate this level. But it's so pretty though. Can't hate a level that's pretty. Only the foolish believes suffering is just wages for being different. Oh, shit. Okay. First one down. Now what are you? Hey, Betty, get the memo. I hate you. Yeah, you can't even reach me. Hating from the other side of the map, aren't you? There are a lot of boobies in this episode. Ooh, I kind of like just looking down at the floor. It's kind of cool. Look at it. Like just very big and grassy and scary and foggy. Love it. Oh, that didn't touch me. Let's see why I hate this level. You saw that. You guys saw that. That, ugh, I hate this fucking level. I didn't even touch it. No. Let me get up. Let me get up. No! See, what's so fucking stupid? Okay, X games mode. I'm not even touching it. Oh, I was at the end of it already. I thought I was going to die right there. Anyways, now that I'm playing this shortly after coming off of the doll episode, the mechanics of this one are really just so similar. I'm pretty sure this whole platforming thing that's right here happens in that one as well. I hate these fuckers. They're just like those Bolterflies just in a different flavor basically. Oh, I hate how he follows you when you dodge. No, ah, shit. Break these first. I hate these. They're simply to break now that I have the hobby horse, but God, they're still annoying. Ooh, they're preventing me from hitting him. Oh, shit. I hate these guys. I got to shoot them first. Okay, all right. I accidentally killed him. Okay, yeah, I'll take that. That was a calculated win. Ragell Room! First one of the level, I think. Aw, I don't like these ones in particular. They're so much harder than just running away. Ooh, but I like how they bought the Bolterfly mechanics back because they like kind of know. This is basically, the Ink Wars are basically just Bolterflies. Oh, God, Peppergrinder lasts so long now. Okay, let's kill the Bolterfly nests first because you're the most annoying motherfuckers. I think I could just hit them once with the hobby horse and I'll be fine. Let's find out. Yes, goaded weapon. Nice. Nice. Yes, full four. I was supposed to have gotten that last episode, I think. Whatever. If you guys really want me to go back and get all the collectibles, I will have a whole final episode after I finish the game where I just get all of my collectibles. I think that would be fun. Oh, yeah, a new level. I love the blue little mushes. Does that mean side level? I hope that means side level. It means slide level! I wish I could drift like in Mario Kart where you could hold the trigger and just drift. Maybe even put some sparks under her butt as like a bit. Oh, oh, oh, I'm too, oh, shit. I didn't know that could happen. I'm not gonna make this. I don't feel like I'm gonna make this. Oh, I made it. They call that one big bong. I mean, we're close to the caterpillar. That's a pretty big one. This one's annoying. They put you up against all these guys and then also would die me a wasp too. Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck. Die already, damn it. Ah, fuck. And the fucking ink wasps. Oh, kill me. There we go, okay. Die, die, die. Okay, it's okay. Once you do your little dumb little stupid thing, there we go. Really? See these fucking things right here? You guys are so annoying. Okay, now I can focus on you. How's I not killing him right there though? That feel like, cause he wasn't swinging his little thingy. That's what she said. It's annoying, but it's doable, I guess. It's a very beautiful level. The water flow looks very drinkable. Doesn't seem the samurai type, but perhaps that's why. What does she mean by that? Me right now, I'm very tired. I don't really have the brain capacity to think anything that they're saying through. Maybe when I'm editing this. Girl, I don't fucking know. I heard that shit and I said, what the same time I know you thought what? Man, I'm kind of making editing me do all kinds of work. The conflagration's point of origin was obvious. First, the library caught fire and it spread disastrously when the gas line exploded. The library caught fire. I wonder if he's talking out of his ass or if he's correct. I don't know. Anyways, new door time. Very excited for this one. Me, I like the doors. Dinah saved my life. I survived because she showed me how to escape. I didn't leave the lamp in the library and Dinah didn't knock it over. The lamp and Dinah were upstairs when I went to bed. Dinah was in the room with me when the fire started. So that's what I mean. When I was talking a couple of episodes ago, how the cat showed her the way out, I think the cat in real life is represented in Wonderland by the Cheshire. So Dinah is essentially Cheshire and it got taken with her to the hospital. It's so cool. I love parallels. Ooh, they're just waiting. No, they're beating people up. Get out of here. Damn, bruh. They just want me to watch them just beating the shit out of these fucking ants. Ooh, ooh, they're kind of kicking my ass. Ooh, shit. This is terrible. Oh, great caterpillar. Why have you abandoned us? The door ahead is sealed. Only by playing the correct sequence of bells can it be opened. Oh, it's sequence time, baby. A devious honor I suspect. Okay, let me see. First try. Okay, let's see if we can do this one first try too. Ah, fuck. Okay, let me get through this one and then we can do the next one. Ooh, I almost missed that one. The tunes in my memory. Cheers. Took twice. She's so cryptic. Get to the tree, Alice. Help our brothers. Yes, sir. Right after I get my collectibles. Alice stopped giving me enemies that require aim while also giving me a bunch of little things to aim at challenge. God, it created so many and I already destroyed it. Is it faster to kill with a warp of flame? Seems like it. Oh, there's more shit. Ah, goddamn. Okay, cool. He was fast to kill. Where is the ink wasps? There they are. That's why it was creating so many because there was a bunch that I was missing. Almost done, almost done, almost done. Oh, there's another one. Jesus, no wonder it was creating so many fucking flies. There was so many more sounds than I realized. Okay, that was the last one. All right, let's get out of here. Slide? Can I get another slide? I'd like another slide. Yes. Okay, after this slide is where I will leave off for today. I've actually been recording for over an hour now. Ah, bliss. We're going too fast. We're going too fast. Oh, nah, damn. I miss those teeth as a boss battle. Rest of this level is tomorrow's problem. Or whenever I decide to play this, I do have to edit my other ones though before those go out. So as I was saying, I do have the March video coming up where I go to the con. As for anything else, I might do a get ready with me for the con to kind of put my costume together and stuff like that. We will see. And also maybe another Animal Crossing video. I kind of miss playing that even though I gave you guys an island tour. I could probably do a couple of decoration videos. Those would be fun. Anyways, that's the end of my babbling. Hope you guys liked this episode and I hope you guys come back for more. See you guys later. Bye.