 Who don't know where the podcast ends? How many of us are you sure to eat, too? The fuck don't make me in a fight like this, dude. What? I oughta. What? I oughta. You just had to grab the right mind. That was the first one. Why? This is my mind. You get away. That was the first time. What? Kissing you. What? The fuck? Oh, once again, you coming through, just like the wind do. You just what your friend do. Ken too. Oh fuck, who your friend do? I'm coming like Ken do. And then you know I'm about to have him prayin' I do what the men do. You do what the women do. But that's OK, because I'ma do me. You guys witness the greatness tonight. When you leave here, make sure you tell somebody what you saw. Take your phones out and get the rights on. We're about to turn it up. You are witnessing the next kings of comedy. Watch more, stand up. Stand up. Watch more, up top, stand up. In the back, stand up. On my right side, stand up. If you guys ready to get the stuff started, stand up. Hell yeah. I'ma need a lot of this. I want more. I need everybody to stand up. Knock a jack, niggas ain't here. Boy. The number four likes it's backpack. Man, my phone out of there ain't fuckin' with this shit. I don't enjoy using stuff like that. Lookin' good. They came from church. I just got there floor to every door. Goin' at the young people. Say what's up. Gonna go home to the whole front, so I'm puttin' them on the counter. Now, Baltimore, have a seat. Oh, we better talk good shit. Oh, you're goin'. We in B-more. B-more, what it do, what's goin' on, man? Nah, that's the anti-fine social. We need y'all to more lie than that. Baltimore, what's goin' on? You see, look at the people on the side. Look like they on a boat. I'd be nervous and shit up there. You know that balcony. Old dinner motherfucker. The oldest balcony in Baltimore, man. That shit stank. That shit spray painted. That nigga got that old-air leather coat. I know that bitch came with a 30-air revolver. They got a 22 in that bitch. The same gun they shot. Look, he got a, yeah, they go, yeah. I know that nigga. I know him. He drivin' a city bus. Yeah, they spray painted that whole section. Them seats in there. Show did. We in Baltimore, man. How you know? How you know you in Baltimore, Chico? One of the couple of niggas already said, what it do, number two? Number two. What is that? Hot dick. That's like, why y'all say that? Tee-ee. No, it's two, two. No, it's not. It's two. Tee-ee. Tee-ee. Baltimore niggas sound like French. They got like a little bit of French nigga in them niggas. What's that with you? Number two. I wore my new balance because that's something that DC niggas and Baltimore niggas argue about. All right, all right. Baltimore. Make some noise if y'all wore the new balance first. Somebody lied to you, nigga. You're wrong. Who made them first? We wore them first. DC niggas wore them first. For real? We wore them first. We weren't wearing that shit. But that shit's stupid as fuck that we argue about that because we the only two cities that wear them the way we do. Everywhere else, you see these motherfuckers, this old white man walking around the mall before I open. I tell you right now, you see a white man in the south wearing them. He gonna call you a nigga. To your face. He gonna point him out. You are a. That's what they stand for in the south, nigga. We're on foot with new balance. Nigger walkers. Don't come up here starting shit. No, I'm just saying. Baltimore DC unique cities. We only 45 minutes away, but we got this stupid ass beef that we don't know where it started in. Why? Like it be over dumb shit, like who wore the Nike boots first? Niggas, who gives a fuck? You FICO. We the only two cities that wear them. Everywhere else, they were like, nigga, you got them Frankenstein's on. God damn. Look at the white boy over there by himself. He looked like that one student that shit on himself early in the day. Now he can't be by nobody. Nobody goes by Adam. He had an accident today. Hey, Adam. Me got on three in my office when you shit on yourself in school. You got on sweatpants, dress shoes, and a tank top. That's all they got left. DC, he got in trouble because some got on the teacher. Yeah, niggas are so stupid. They ain't gonna get up and say, Yo, yo. What's up, everybody up top? How y'all living? Stupid, bro. Shout out to the niggas on the roof. I'm living in the back with the sound booth. Stupid ass. Niggas up there stepping on cars and shit. Y'all be careful on that land's row. It might be some spiders under them seats. Look at her. She hit her head on the roof. She take a picture like a mom, buddy. Can't nobody tell this to us. Zoom in. Zoom in as close as you can, man. Hell no. She zoom in, nigga. My face go a little like mashed potatoes. On the Android user, don't want to... What's up with you, snap? We just went and got you a good field trip lunch box. That's what it is. What are they feeding him? Popcorn. Popcorn. That's probably $7 a box. How much the popcorn costs in this bit? $5. $5? That's disrespectful to oldest this building is. That popcorn should be free. Shit, I'll pay $5, boys, but they're going to have to pop my shit on site. They can't get me nothing that's already been popped. I'll wait. You're going to have to repop my shit, though. Fuck that. Nah, fuck that. I like hot popcorn. Is it the little machine or is it me? It's like a little box. It's the little machine. Oh, it's a prepack. Waited by the little machine. Oh, it's prepop. Oh, them bitches. Oh, they brought them in. They ain't even about prepop. They got boxes of that shit in the bag. Exactly. They don't wait till it's sold. They put them in some popcorn boxes and they resold it. This is a black-eyed show. I know somebody that snuck some food in this bitch. There's somebody in here eating shit that they brought. Come on. It's a nigga in the back with a turkey salad. He's going to be sick when they eat it because the turkey from Thanksgiving, he ain't, I don't know why the nigga still eating Thanksgiving turkey. No, it's still. A bunch of people still eating Thanksgiving food this week. If you are stopped, you are going to die. Right now. It's Christmas. Stop eating that shit. You know what that is. You know what that just stops some food in. It is over with. Girl got that big purse. She got the big purse. That's why she's sticking good food in. You know your girl, the good girl, when you go to the movie, she grabbed that big purse thing. Y'all just stopped it. Chick-fil-A. She got all types of shit in that popcorn. See, that's why you got to get a one. You got to get a one with big titties. You don't even see the shit they have. She got the weed on this side, the liquor. She got a whole filth of Hennessy under this titty. A big bag of M&Ms. You got to make sure you wash it. Another pair of Henness, a cell phone charger. You better make sure you wash the extra car keys. Before I suck them, you got all that shit in your titties. Your titties taste like concrete because you sneak in all types of contraband in your titties. Thank you for that. Titties taste like yesterday. We in Baltimore though, y'all. I love you in Baltimore. Y'all in Baltimore show so much. For real. I talk a lot of shit, but I fuck what y'all said so much. Y'all were the first motherfuckers we ever saw in our first show. I never get that. So when I say I love y'all motherfucker, I love y'all cheer. Cheer. I love when they say that because it just sound like more than regular too. It just sound like you're going to get some extra shit with you. Okay, let me get forward on this. Right. Exactly. They don't like on some nigga shit. They going to look out. I remember the first time I heard the Baltimore motherfucker say hot dog. That shit fucked me up. Wow. He was like, yeah, baby, right now he give me a hot dog. I'm like a what? A hot dog. A hot dog. Nigga, what is that? D-U-U-G? What the fuck? Come on, a hot dog. Yeah, really? Baltimore man, listen, I don't care where you at in America. You might have dope things, but this is the home of the greatest dope things in the world. They are talented. Y'all got the golden state warriors of dope things out this motherfucker. From last year, you can't defeat them, nigga. Y'all dope things are talented. One nigga just dropped it. Hey, he was just like, hmm. I'm like, nigga, I feel the point. You out. They did it. Come here. Nigga, need a record deal. Nah, it's just that you, if you'd have seen the dope thing, you ain't never seen it like it is in Baltimore because they always start talking about conversation before they start dating. Excuse me, man. I don't even want to know if you're good. What do you say you got? Oh, man, I'm sorry. I didn't know. Hey, man, I believe you might be on this shit for real. I tell you what, you got some good ass ain't you? No, ain't no way in the buck, bro. You going this shit right now, bro. That nigga ain't gonna, I don't want to, man. That nigga started walking like that. I'm from, I'm from P.C., man. In Baltimore, dope things, you see them everywhere. Outside of the Royal Farms, gas station, boy. That one downtown, the niggas be out there having the lean competition. At least you got niggas that were lean. Ain't nothing like the Milano Crackhead. Them niggas some shit. Time out. Why did you make so much noise for that? Because she brought the Milano Crackhead out. Damn it, boy, the Milano Crackhead some shit. Nigga went to the gas station one day and nigga came out. Nigga, a crackhead with under my car. I said, what wrong with you? He said, shit, Crackhead called. Damn. Boy, them Milano Crackheads, they always got some shit to say back to. You know how they regular homes big run up, dude. Excuse me, bro. You got in college now. I don't even need no money. If you could just give me something to eat. I said, all right, man. Come on here. Get what you want. In Baltimore, dope names, do you like that too? Hitch with them shit you never heard before. Excuse me, man. Hey, bro, you heard what happened? Like, nah, I don't see what happened, man. You need to tell me what happened? Like, nah, nigga, what happened? You just gave me a dollar. You're like, Goddamn. You are good, sir. These y'all crackheads, some shit, nigga. Them Milano Crackheads be crazy. Don't tell I have one. Walk up on me again. I'm like, what? Nigga, hell no. He called other crackheads. Hey, nigga, come here. Come here, nigga. You know what I'm saying? Nigga, come on. Why watch you all the time? Why? I was like, on what? I said, I'm gonna hold something. I said, no, you got a cable there. Exactly. Them Crackheads in Atlanta, that's true. They run up on you and recognize you. You be like, and they say the wrong shit. Like, aw, man. Aw, what's up with you, baby? Cut the beat. I love you, nigga. You be like, that ain't even my shit, OG. Aw, well, you own that motherfucker. Let me get some money. You got 50 cents? 50 cents? All that money you getting, oh, you got 50 cents? Why would I have to keep my 50 cents? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't do that. I'm just saying. I didn't want it like that. I'm about to say, if he do the shit two times, if he own that shit for real, I would just wait. Y'all saw me watch out like, hey, nigga, I'm real. I'm gonna get him checked in somewhere. If that nigga do it two times, ain't no fucking way. In the game's place, y'all Ravens winning. I know y'all happy about that. That boy looking like a little Michael Big out there. That boy handlein' him. Then y'all support him. This here. Niggas. Fuck that. White people, y'all support him too. Y'all gonna be doing shit. They gonna do it regardless. Fuck them mixes, fuck them. Right. They don't be supportin' that shit. They only need us for the support. Oh. I don't never see a nigga so opposed by supporting the local shit. That is the most you have seen white people together that be happy about some niggas. Let me think about it. Every time these scores touch down, it'd be 40 white people. That's true, but if it's a group of white people and the police show up and there's some niggas, they do the same? Nah, they're made the right white people. They're made the right white people. But y'all gotta support them, man, because they got motherfuckers hating on them and shit. Niggas say he only able to do what he do because he can hide the ball because his arms so dark. Like a cool fan shit is that. Like a nigga go grab him and then shut the fuck up. Right. Dumbass. It should have been a whole lot more black quarterbacks if you could just get away with that shit. I know a bunch of dogs getting niggas that can throw in my neighborhood. They ain't never went to the NFL. The only thing wrong with that statement is the wrong motherfuckers saying I know a few niggas that's the same color as a football. What if it's true? That's going to be the part that hurt the most. You know them niggas too. There's plenty of niggas in here right now that can hold a football. I'm like, niggas, you. Fuck, is that on your arm, bro? They got a bumble on his wrist. I don't give a fuck. Fuck it. It's not funny. The white man said. Well, it's a lose to the white man right here that came to support us. Thank you, sir. Wait, yeah. Right here. And that bumble's fall. Yeah. That nigga is Mexican. That nigga's a good boy. That shit was so funny to that nigga. He got up and spent in the circle. He said, God damn. He was thinking the same shit earlier. Wherever you be hunting, bro, I don't see your life. And then it's crazy. It's another bumble spot sitting right beside him. I didn't even notice you. Hey, man, this nigga crazy. He got a white girl, but her hair curl like a motherfucker. Who the fuck curls you have, Tammy? Got her shit bumped in the back and laid like Mary Jane. That bitch dead now. You ain't white. White. You white. Shit. Look at them boots. They go all the way up to her fucking hip. You ain't white. You big. You like Italian. Shit. That's white. She is white. You can tell that that nigga sweater. She is white. Babe, put your sweater on. Get off the floor. Nigga, you gonna fuck around. This nigga got Sylvester on his sweater. I told you, man. She bought the nigga a damn sweater. Get up off the floor, nigga. That is not a Christmas sweater. They have not swept this floor in years. She think I got Sylvester. Oh, his shirt. That nigga got Sylvester. That nigga got me spitting. I'll get you. Fuck her in front of tears. Fuck her in front of tears. Fuck her in front of tears. Fuck her in front of tears. But that's why when the white girl, she'd probably make her feel so good. Oh my God, babe. You look so amazing. The way the cartoon character just sits on your chest. Put it on, babe. Put it on. Oh my God. You look so amazing. Put it on. You look so amazing. Put it on. You just make me want to just suck your cock right now. Put it on. Put it on. You suck your cock right now. Put it on, man. You're so amazing. Put it on. Oh my God. Oh, shit. Oh my God. Hey, Chico. She be saying shit nigga ain't never heard before. Look at mama's big strong man. Look at him. Such a big strong man you are. You're gonna be like, I'm strong? For real? Yeah, you were strong before. But once you put on your sweater, you're gonna be so bad. You're stupid. The ugliest sweater I ever seen. Fuck the part. This is another nigga here with a white girl. They'll lean back so they don't see us. Lean back. If you lean back, they won't notice. There's no one trying to get rid of me. Then the crazy part, he's sitting next to a black woman. Man, leave that nigga alone. He having a good time. If that nigga want to roll into, he good. Bro, just stay right here. Don't bump him up at it. You can fall out in the goddamn floor if you want to. I hope everybody in this bitch laugh at something till they fall the fuck out. They needed that. Get away though, bro. Yeah, I think it might have been locked up for five winners. This is his first winter home. Get away, bro. If anything, we could go wrong and it's gonna fall. Fuck what they talking about, bro. You'll get up out of here, boy. All you gotta do is just slide on the floor. That sweater slicked in the floor. Look at the black lady sitting beside you looking at the sweater. You know, wait, my nigga with that goddamn sweater. I don't give a shit to you, man. You gonna take that little boy and sweater the fuck out. We going in public, man. You look hot, bro. I know you hot. Related, for real. It's hot. Keep it 1,000. I'm hot for you. If that was your nigga, you don't let her win as well. She said, hell no, man. You know what you got? That's what the fuck is. You know what I mean? She put it on. Man, put it on. Put it on, man. Put it on, man. Put it on. Babe, come on. Come on. That woman gonna make you feel bad. She gonna be on the phone talking shit about you while you're taking the sweater off. Yeah, bitch. You had to tell that nigga to take that little goop ass sweater off. Told that nigga to stay out of her diamond mall. That nigga keep going over there buying that cheap ass shit. Take your ass to a rental mill to get you some Polo wearing them little boy ass sweaters. That mall, what's that mall? The diamond. I'm gonna tell you, that mall fucked up. I knew that mall was fucked up. What is it? When I walked up to it and the door was dirty, it had out of the black sprinkle press and all around the helmet. Time out. Time out. You ain't anything stupid. As soon as you walk in the mall, you and Burger King catch it. The nigga crying chicken salad, right there, that grease is hot. It's right by the door. That whole dough smell like grease and shit. Then there's a whole bunch of homeless niggas acting like they bought the oiler. But they ain't oiling them. You looking at your water? That whole mall smell like a blood. Everything in there smell like weed. How do you guys pronounce? Long diamond. I was in that bitch, I heard a girl in her home girl get into it, I said bitch come get this shit, I ain't run a curio, man. That's a unique ass mall right there, boy, it's a fluid mall. I want a bitch down a curb, man, that's what I'm doing. Then it's a high school writer, what's that, Douglas, right across the street? Now you know what they call it? Douglas, hey, them little niggas that go to that school, I don't know why they make them wear uniforms, that is pointless. Them niggas are aggressive in that mall parking lot when you pull up at the school. What you doing over here? Mind of my business, little nigga. Baltimore got the most of them, some of the wildest young niggas. You ever been driving your car in Baltimore? As soon as you get off the highway, it's four young niggas with squirt bottles and a squeegee. And they like the regular niggas that wash their windows. They ain't giving you no choice, nigga. As soon as you stop, there is another nigga at your window. You know the fucked up part about that is that the next time you stop, you got to get the nigga to wash the window because the other nigga never got that shit on Greece and now you can't get to him sleep. Fuck off. I ain't gonna lie, every time I look around, I see people be having wildest earbuds. You know what I'm saying? They spending two, three hundreds of dollars and they lose them. And they still gonna spend two, three more hundred dollars on some old earbuds. But guess what? We ain't giving back to the community. But I think it's time. You know what? My boy Ray J got some wildest earbuds. Ray Conn, ladies and mama. E25. The best one here. It got six hours of playtime. Bluetooth pairing. I'm gonna get you a nice, I don't know what that means. And guess how much they cost? You ain't gonna believe it. Nope, not one fifty. Not a hundred dollars. No sir, keep going down. No, not twenty dollars. No. Go back up with your cheap ass. The eighty dollars. Yes sir. You need to make that your ringtone, man. Every time your phone ring, DZ. It's how you feel. Shouldn't never wore that sweater, but it's been so perfect with this wintertime weather. I didn't even know this semester until they got up and I said, Damn, my nigga, that's so bad. You can't compare it. The white girl was like, God, babe, wear it. Who's on the clothing store? The white girl didn't even lock up, bro. No, I think they got a baroque over there with that ring. Let me see if we got any ladies in here tonight. We got any ladies in here tonight. Single ladies, single ladies, wait a minute. Single ladies. Pay your bill, pay your bill. Look at some of those hands went down, that's fucked up. What happened to you, bitch? I didn't see the hands go down. What the fuck did you do? Hold up, bitch, don't do that. What did you do? Fuck that. We're in Baltimore. We don't know what this money come with. Fuck that. We are in Baltimore. We do not know what this money comes with. Watch this. Fuck that. I give you $40 to come clean. Man, you know what? Matter of fact, ABC, you know when you need to use this ball? Hey, my man, come take this, get you another sweater. Come take this, get you another sweater. There's a water sweater front. Dad, Carlos, she became up here and made a rain on you with some wands. I'm offended. No, she didn't. I'm offended. She's gonna drive home and realize how stupid she is. She's gonna be like, boy, I ain't got no gas. Should I say it or what? I am offended. But that's the thing. You know she been planning this shit all week. Saving a dollar a day. That's one. Fuckin' them up. Fuckin' them up. Uh-oh, I got three. I ain't get no lunch today. I bet you won't be. What you saving up for, bitch? What I'm saving up for, bitch? I'm gonna make it rain on Carlos. What? I'm gonna make it rain on Carlos. How much you gonna throw, bitch? Seventeen dollars. Ooh. You gotta spread it out, cause that ain't a lie. That is a lie when it's once. Okay, how you gonna do it? You gonna be like, what? Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna be like one. Then I'm provoked. I'm gonna be like ten. No, I ain't shit. I'm offended. You offended. She think I'm a $17 ass thing. She can't go compete. Ma'am, what do you do? I'm talkin' about that. She wants... What do you do? Where you get this money from? That's that window washing money she got from her son. She had to go all the way back to the middle seat. To the middle seat. All her son low window washing money. Bitch, she sittin' by her sugar daddy. He sittin' there like, baby, you can spend it on her. Look, cause I get you. I get you. I get you. I get you. I get you. Did you just give her that $17 to come up here and throw in another nigga? He rubbed his shoulder like... Uh-oh. These are tips. Just tip money. Hold up. I'm out of time. I wanna hear it. Go ahead. She smell wet. I did do it again. He said I give breast light. I ain't know you and I do it again. Fuck is she talkin' about? Right. Two times. Like okay, man. Shit. Throw my toothpaste money at a nigga. That's what I do. With my dog. I told you I'm like a snake. I said good waffle house tip. I gave him two waffles. Either way, miss lady, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I'm gonna clap for that shit. She's done it, y'all. She's done it, y'all. She's done it. No, that just made my prayers work. That just made my prayers work. I said I was asking God for a woman with some money. I didn't mean to get too specific. God, ask for your prayers if you pray right. And if I didn't get specific. I'm like, God, give me a woman with some money. I'm like, you sure? How the hell do I? I swear to God. That's the one of you. And then. $17 later. That's what happens. That's what happens. You need to pray now to call those out. But one thing I know for sure. If it happened one time, that wouldn't be the end. If it's meant to be. All right, good. I hate to go to the school club, too. You gon' be like, okay, I'm ready to go. What has taken so long? We ain't got nothing to throw away. All the young fellas, always the boy, women who got that deep ass voice. What you about to do, young man? Don't do it. Trust me, keep your innocence. She was right here. She claimed to throw that. What the? That was all innocence. It was. You didn't see shit all the time. It was all innocence. It's the only place that's shit like that can happen. There ain't no women going money at niggas. No women. That's what 85 sounds like. That's why I'm squid right now. You gon' be the squid. See what I mean? One thing you and your girl talking about in the car. She didn't walk up and do some money at your niggas. You driving. It's quiet out in the car. The radio ain't even on. What the fuck wrong with you, girl? Nah. You know what I mean? Say that at first. All right. So, you got the money on you? I bet you don't keep doing all of that niggas at that motherfucker's show. What matter of fact, hold up. Bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you? You want to embarrass me like that? You know what fuck that? I'm sorry. You ain't sorry, bitch. I'm sorry. You ain't sorry? I had to. Why the fuck you had to throw money at another nigga at a show in front of all these people? It was so many people I had to stunt like. Stunt? Well, why you don't never stunt with me? You ain't never throw no money at me? Hold up, hold up, fuck nigga. Who you talking to? First of all, this is my card. Let's not forget your name, just hold it. Well, we ain't gonna be able to pay for the motherfucker if you keep throwing money at niggas, bitch. I work at Waffle House, like, that was my tip for that. I took you out. What you do for me? What you do for me? Huh? What you do for me? What we don't anybody outside show for me? It would be no comfort if it wasn't that. Look at your shirt that I got from Cedric. It wouldn't be now for me. Hey, that's how women do. That's how they do you. When they do fuck with you, they act like you would have been dead without them. I really can't do that, but just sit there and listen to that shit. And that was her $17, nigga. As soon as she started throwing the money, that nigga's stomach started growling. Hey, champ. You're gonna have to make some noodles when you get to the house. Wait till the water stops bubbling before you put them in there. Don't fuck them up. That's your last chance. He a old school nigga. He don't care. He don't go home and eat some shit don't nobody like. I got some, I got some sardine or something. Yeah, and the sausage. And the fucked up part is she been planning that the whole show. He probably asking for some little popcorn money. Hey, baby, let me get found on. Let's go get some popcorn. I ain't got it. DC, did they just throw you in there? And now she's trying to negotiate it with me. Niggas said, brrr. Everything in here? No, bruh. That's what happened. As soon as you catch a lady on some bullshit, she don't never see you when you see her out fucking up. She out with the nigga. Come back to her. As soon as you see her, you're gonna have to stop. That's what you know your girl don't care about you no more. Even when she stop giving the fuck if you ate the thing, nigga, it's over. Ladies, y'all be concerned. What did you eat today? What did you eat? When she stop asking you that shit, she got another thing you beat on the back. Let me tell you the number one way to know your lady is completely dirty fucking with you. What's that? Nigga, if she come home on Monday, come straight home, chain clothes and say she got somewhere else to be and she don't want you to go, it's over with you, nigga. What the fuck she got to be at on Monday at 4.45? Nigga, you did none of the old nigga laugh. It didn't look good. That's not different. See, that's not different. Get some money, bro. I feel sorry now, nigga. Bro, that money, put that money away. That shit is evil. Ever since that money came up there. What money? I don't know how you do it. I don't know where that money came from. That money just got a bad spirit on it. All money ain't good money. I ain't never been in it, but she is. Gonna get spent on it. That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. She got money. Put that shit there. She came up with it. That shit is so detailed. We should get some money from everybody. Everybody got some extra money they ain't using? Hell nah, nobody. Especially not this time of year. Ain't nobody got no extra money they ain't using. No extra few dollars that you don't want no more. If God put it in your pocket, I'm gonna get it on your heart. Yeah. You know that's the money. Cuz if you can put it on your mind, you can get it out your pocket. You heard what I said? I said if you put it on your mind, you can get it out of your pocket. So we're gonna work a financial demon out of this room today. Amen. Cuz if you turn to the Book of Black Man. Amen. And the first verse in the first chapter. What does it say? Pastor? In the Book of Money. Uh huh. The first letters are quite clear. Uh huh. Ain't got none. I ain't got none. He's going past it. And now, see, that is such a powerful statement when you look at it for what it is. I ain't meaning I... Wait a minute, brother. Uh huh. See, when you look at the words, I, you have to understand who I... Who am I, Pastor? Who am I? Who am I? I am us, but us is not we. Cuz we can never be like them because we are not they. Oh. Yes, sir. Amen. Take your time, Pastor. Take your time. See, to understand I, you have to understand me. And for me to be myself, you are going to have to understand who I... Now, see, when you look at the word, ain't. So you go back to ability. See, ain't speaks on ability. I ain't meaning I am not. I ain't. Uh huh. Yes, sir. Yacht means to have. Uh huh. Means to possess, to have. Uh huh. And to hold. Uh huh. Then when you add the word none, meaning zero, meaning nothing to have. Uh huh. So the black man has spoken a powerful word when you asked him for some money and he says, I ain't got none. My lord. Yes, indeed. Uh huh. Let me take my time. Yes, sir. Take your time. No rush. The point is right there. They got to get to it. Now, see, a lot of people have a misconception of when the black man says, I ain't got none to have. But when the black man says, I ain't got none. I ain't got none. Uh huh. Don't worry about it, Pat. That means that I have no extra. Uh huh. I have enough to function on what I'm going and you are not going to cut into. Ain't I? Yes. In the same. Yes, sir. See, now it's your turn to get me. I can see myself in awe of you. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Pat. Pat. Pat. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. So now we got the collection place. You're going to come around. We're going to start. Oh, I did not forget about the collection. We're going to start. We have a commitment of $17. We want everybody. We have a commitment of $17. We want everybody. Give a little bit more than $17. We're going to give to God. You ain't got none and we need some. So please, we're going to start here with you, sir. Over there, we're going to pass around. I think we need a selection from. Hold up. Hold up. That nigga ran off like this. You seen that shit? I said, oh, here. Here's the news, people. Oh, you're going to see where that nigga ran off? We're straight. Yeah. You stupid. Y'all ain't catch that one. That nigga didn't come to his money up, he said. That boy Gallop. This nigga here. Shut up, the buddy with that little bitty ass vest on. No vest. Ah, you see a cold. No vest. That shit covered up his nipples. That ain't even a real vest. That is a jacket lining. That is a life jacket. They got the inside of a North Face on. How you doin' me lady? You good? See you over there. Wake your ass up. You don't know how funny that is for niggas from my area. Where you can't afford the North Face, so you just buy the lining, nigga. And you walk around with that little ass lining on in the wintertime like you got a real North Face on, nigga. That is the lining of a North Face, sir. Where you get that from, OG? Can't laugh at that. Niggas doesn't know what she's got. You say what? Niggas doesn't know what she's got. Nah, niggas doesn't have what a lining went with her. Niggas is right here. Niggas is retarded. We got it on a clarity rack on CityTrend. Where you get it from? CityTrend. You don't quit parking with a niggas, man. CityTrend's a send them goals at your ass. You don't even know who they are until they run up like this. CityTrend, he getting cold on my back. He got on some CityTrends. He take that vest off and say keep it 100 on it on the back of his shirt. They don't do nothing but spray cologne on them to see the trend clothes. They don't even look like them. Look, they fine. Smell it. Smell it, man. What are you doing? You fuck around on the city trends to see a Jordan shirt, but then they get the free throw line. Oh, that's game five from the Nick series right there. We the only one with that. Yeah, it's a real picture, but the Jordan's, they don't say bulls on it. It's just a red shirt. You can do it. See the trend. Well, somebody was dealing with it. They love me. I love you back. Whoever, whoever, yell that out. Just know the crazy part is I was about to yell the same shit out. They love you, Carl. They love you, boy. I don't fuck with you. I love you. Bro, you know I do not fuck with them women in the audience no more. You saw what that girl did at the parlor? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was fucked up. Whoever that lady was, ladies, let me tell you something. Oh, shit. Look at this shit. Chico. What? Scoot. Scoot. Ah, Scoot. Ah, Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Soldiers, listen. We understand that, you know some of y'all like us and love us, but if you want to beat about that life, beat about it for real. I don't know if y'all seen the parlor episode. I walked all the way up into the rafters to buy this girl for collos. He tell her to come down. She was like, Oh, no. Oh, no, I don't want to go. Listen, we love that y'all love us, but if you ain't trying to fuck immediately, then... Leave! I'm... No disrespect! Real talk! No disrespect! I'm talking about common sense, bitch! Stop playing! Nobody ain't got time for you to act like you're trying... You in the show just... I don't like it! This is when you to get back to the hotel room and start asking questions. So, do DC really be doing that loose-knit shit like that all the time? Bitch, bitch, and I got a third loose-knit that's trying to get hard. Now, come on. Oh, shit. Oh, they got a leprechaun. This nigga... This nigga here, also shot back. See the tramps? But when you love someone, you just don't treat them bad. Oh, I feel so sad, cause I've been seein' tramps. Boy, that boy got on some... Kermit the Frog Green Timberlands. Boy, this nigga is black and green. You must have got those shoes in it. Nigga, you look... You look like the mascot for the knock-off Lucky Charm. Yeah, you know what this is? Nigga Medallion, Squawk Lucky Charm. And got on the duet ride, y'all. Well, who told you to walk down in there? No, come on, you sure? Bring your stupid ass on back. Ah, damn, boy. Nigga here. That nigga can't down here with like... Nigga dress like the big Joker in there. Right. That's the guaranteed Joker. Ah! You ever heard of Candy Man? You know, you say Candy Man now you five times in the mirror. You gotta say that nigga got on your 2-4. Look, shoes don't work. You're Uber driver. Left in Uber. Right. Yeah, we all tied. Hold on. And you say his name five times into a Metro PCS screen. This nigga show up. Boy, you clean it up. Nigga here weird. Nigga look like he just keep coming in to this pocket before. Got some salt. Damn, but y'all see how fly he is. He got the green emerald. The magic hole. Got some ketchup. Yep, I got ketchup. Hey, my nigga. Shake it up. Let's see what I can find. I don't know what the fuck you do, but you clean in this bitch. No, he ain't not. I'm clean boo. Let me clean, bro. Clean boo. You're a clean boo. You're a clean fuck of boo. Let me see the Timbs though. You're a clean fuck of boo. Let me be real. I'm clean. I'm just a boo. Now you got the Boston Celtic Timberlands. Look at his hat. You got the Boston Celtic Green Peacole. Then you got the motherfuckers. Pretty to prove him. Nigga look like hat. That nigga look like he talk. I saw my danger hat off. You got a new ring on under the hat. What is up? What's that under the hat? Tell that nigga look like he talk soft. Oh, that nigga got on the... Oh, he got a scarf on him. He didn't took his girl's hands off. Oh, he come his girl. Leave that nigga alone. Y'all, y'all, y'all. Hold up. Wait, wait, wait. She gonna... Hey y'all, playing this nigga Assassin. Wait. This nigga be killing nigga with new rags. Watch this. You're gonna win at the same time. That bitch ain't gonna stop. True. That nigga got to be good luck. I'm telling you, but he'll kill somebody. But I need that nigga home. Oh my God. Shit. You're great. You seen anything? I think a boy ought to do regular like... Crazy boy is the niggas up top saying the first thing. They're like, bro, you don't see this shit. But you just got saved. It's finally somebody here with some worse shit on the you. You could. We thought it was you, but no. Nah, it was fucked up potty. It was like, baby, look at that jacket. Which one? The green one. Don't I got a green sweater with fucked up odds with a brown shoulder? I can wear that jacket with that sweater. Time out. Time out. Y'all done sent three different white men out here to do the same job. What the fuck? Look at that mop. What type of shit ain't been used? Look at that mop. It's been three different white men to come out here and do the same shit. Come here. Y'all done hustled the system. Bring that mop back out here. Y'all ain't used that mop. I don't know how it got damn long. Y'all ain't need to dry the shit up. Y'all ain't enough to spray the water. Damn, that shit look like some noodles. That shit look like a lace front. Niggas, that shit right there. Ladies, no bullshit. Some of y'all didn't have that mop fucking too long. When it starts to look like this, all it's visible is the face in front of us. Individuals. That ain't no individuals. And a shit can take a picture with a wig like that. And then the hashtag can be like bitch, what lace. All right. Which one of y'all white men y'all gonna send back out to get the mop? Come on. Come on, you guys. Come on. Come on. This is coming to get it. There you go. I like being the mop. Oh yeah, you a real white man. Chico, he looked like, he looked like Nio before he went in the matrix. Original white man. Oh, I like being the mop. Good, making the air run. One of the white men you see down the hall with drunk as a mop fucker. I don't care. My shit was got them fucking up, right? One of them old niggas spout. You good? You gotta start scratching, OG. Hell yeah. You can't old niggas. Yeah, shit. Yeah, you get old. You do that stretching, hit some shit pop. You ain't know you had in your body. Oh nigga, what the fuck? What's that, bro? I knew I was getting old. I was in the grocery store, dude. She started getting heavy. You know, nah. Tell you how you know you're old. Nigga, why that rhyme long? I'll tell you how you know you're still young, dude. Because you can get out of the bed. See how the grown people here laugh. Muffa got laid in the bed 30 minutes before we get up. And then when you wake up and then you gotta flip over and lay down for 10 minutes. Right. Then you gotta flip back over and lay it off for about five more minutes. How you gotta get up, though? Shit, when you are getting up. Shit, when you first get up, you just gotta, you know. Well, when you're sleeping, you gotta switch to the other side. Okay. Like, am I gonna get up this long? Then you turn your back over. Okay. Then you're gonna get this shit up. Then you be like this for a long time. That's it right there. That position. When you sitting there just contemplating whether or not you want to do any of this shit anymore. And then you get up and you hear this shit. Shit! Shit sound like a gun going off. I don't even know if I'm going today. At least your bed, they have the ground. They got up too fast. At least your bed, they have the ground. Yup. Some of y'all know what I'm talking about. Dead real low on the floor. Fuck being old or young nigga. It's just hard to get up here. We gotta have a nigga come get you some dap to help you up. You ain't got no headboard. Thank you, my child. No problem. Nigga rolls from the dead out the bed on the floor. Bro, that's how I knew I was getting too grown. I went over to this girl's house. This motherfucker had the nerve to have a fucking full size bed. She had a full size bed. A full size, a grown woman with a full size bed. She was like, come on, lay down. I'm not sleeping in that shit. It big enough for two people though. Yeah, that don't bother me if you went to an HBCU nigga because you didn't slept in a twin size with a motherfucker. Back to back nigga. Your whole back cold is you gotta lay up against the wall. Nigga, I had a twin size and thought I had a full size. Oh, your son had a twin size about like 21. So you was saying you ain't never really been to sleep. Nigga, I grew in and out of my bed. You get what I'm saying? Damn. Then I came out of the real tough. Ain't no turning over. Now how I know how to, I just know how to sleep, like real steep. Like they got that casket. My mama was so cheap. We had bunk beds. She said, fuck buy two new beds, took the bunk beds apart and separated them bitches. It was like these y'all beds now still. Bro, you ever fall asleep in the bed with your girl and you just wake up and feel like an amputee? Oh yeah. Can she lay it on your arm? Right now I can't even use this motherfucker. I used to talk to them. The worst shit you ever slept with a nigga with a head like mine. This is the worst thing you could ever do. Sleep with your shit wrong and you wake up and can't turn your neck. No more niggas. Yeah, you'll probably have to have surgery. You do some shit. Yeah, I almost did. I'm telling you. I used to talk to these big girl niggas. I used to have to sleep on her. What? Tell the truth. That's some of the best sleep you ever had. I swear that every time she's gonna lay down, I just be like, hey, open up. They be so soft though. They got that memory foam in their body. Boy, you lay down. It ain't nothing like laying on a big woman. Lay on a big girl. That shit turn you right back into a little boy. She know exactly what you need. He cranking. Come lay down. Get on one of these titties. He's sleeping. That's all of it. He's sleeping. The most sexy shit I ever did. As soon as you get on them titties, you be like, I'm just staying though. The most sexy shit I ever did was laying on a big girl's stomach, bro. And when she was grieving, bro, my head was just riding. Oh, damn. Boy, that's some of the best sleep you ever got in your life. Make it before you know it, but I was sleeping in the bed. Real. That's like being in a crib right there, wanting to rock as you put a towel in. Go to sleep, little girl. Big girl, be known. They got the juices. Skinny women be on our ass because they say we don't never show them no love. We do. Y'all got a bad pussy, man. Y'all know y'all do. Skinny girl ain't got no butt coochie. They eat. You know why I love skinny women? Why? Because when you pick them up, they think you're a strong-ass nigga. What? What, girl? I'll put you in the ceiling fan. Stop! You stop! You so strong. And they're real ticklish. They're very ticklish. They'll be tickling the skinny girl until they pop out. It's just when skinny girl, when they get bloody and nigga, they always a little hungry. Put your chest up, man. Oh, baby, you ain't got nothing. But that's the thing. They don't never stop eating. They don't. Skinny girls can eat your food and theirs. They don't give a fuck. They just bite all day. They just nibble. They just... Nah, skinny women in general, you think she can't eat, boy. You take her out on that guy there first date. Get what you want. You sure? Oh, yeah. Baby, go ahead. Do your thing. Oh, okay. Well, then what y'all appetizers look like in here? Because I want a style with an appetizer. And you know what? Let me get the cheese sticks, because I've been thinking about those. Didn't let me have some of... How's your spinach dip? Okay. Well, now I'm going to say... Let me get the wings and the cheese sticks. And then give me a little bit more time. When you come back, I should know what I want on the on-track. That's exactly how they order. Oh, no. She ordered some more food. And then you come back with the... With the waters and shit. Okay. You know what? I'm so confused. This lobster that y'all have here, is this fresh or do y'all import it? Because this is Baltimore, so I need to know. Do y'all get it from the harbor or do y'all... Okay. Well, I don't want to do... Let me just do the surf and turf. That's why I quit fucking with Baltimore. It don't matter where you take them. They always be like, yep, I take crab cakes like good. Right. You can take hug to the nigga who invented crab cakes. It's still ain't no crime, but they ain't better than mine. Okay. Okay. Okay. Who got the best crab cakes in Baltimore? This lady right here, apparently. Who got the bad crab cake? I can tell my assistant man gonna burp him. We ain't here. None of that shit y'all said. I ain't right with the nigga. We'll act over here. I knew, you know, the nigga just sure about another way. Assassin man. Think of the blueish color. My do-rag alarm is driving me crazy. We ain't gonna be assassin, man. I don't know. Man, assassin, man. That's great. You kill the nigga with a do-rag. You ain't gonna leave no mocks and nothing. You just gonna head straight and murder. You know what the police... You can't even walk up on nobody no more. They know it's you, huh? You know what the police gonna call it? What? He was on a... He was on a crime wave. Yeah, crime wave. Get it? Because he's the do-rag killer. Follow me, niggas. Damn, I be coming over with good shit. Follow me, niggas. They got damn delight for assassin, man. Follow me, niggas. Assassin man. You through talking about the skinny one? You don't want to see him. Assassin man. See, you have to do that. You talk about the skinny one. You talk about the skinny one. Man, I always talk about the skinny one. Y'all be... Y'all ass be fat when you get... You put no hoes on your hip. When you get naked, that ass be fat than a motherfucker. When you take them clothes off, it just be like a little muffin. Like a little bun booty. That's what you call a bun size. A little muffin booty. It's a different size. Now, you got skinny, then you got bun size, then you got women that got a figure. Like, ooh, shit, this bitch work out. And that's the thing, you got... When you say skinny, I think, like, no disrespect. Look like me. To white women, like, I'm talking about that long back. This bitch just got an extended back. Her back just go from her neck to her thighs. Niggas just all back. That's different. Skinny. But I'm talking about the little skinny women that come down and got that little... Know what white men call that? What? We don't have no ass. What? BTM. What's that? Built the fuck. Built the fuck? Shit. You don't get it because you're just gonna lay down. Nah, yeah. I see a bitch feel like that. They ain't explaining to me, too. I want to hide a shirt on her back, nigga. You just lay down, man. You got that hiding boy. Ain't gonna lie. That bun size be like the best. Like, some of the best. But I'ma ain't gonna lie. Y'all be sleeping. Oh, big girl. Don't the fuck we ain't. That pussy be. That pussy have you hungry, sleeping, want to fall in love at the same time. You bust a nut. You be like, man, I don't see it. Okay. I'm about to fuck you up, man. That's good. That's good. But that big girl head is way on another level. You like this. I love you. Oh, my God. Big girl doesn't lean over and stuff. They just... Big time. You up ahead. She done done this before. Hey, what's up? It's 2020 and we all about saving this money. Have you ever wondered what are you paying for when you go to these big cellular companies and they charge you all these money and all these hidden fees and then you gotta give them money to leave? Then to mint mobile world. Look at them. They don't even have a store. They are 100% online. They ship the plan directly to you. You can use your own phone, bro. And you can pick your plan. They have three different plans where you can just go in there and go fucking bananas. Mint Mobile provides the same premium network coverage that you're used to that had a fraction of the cost because everything is online. There's a lot of things in this world that you don't know about. 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I can't do the flat, but that shit look like a heart. Shit. You say you love a big girl until you get to arguing with her and they'll swing on you and knock the shit out of you. Hey, they hold four on right here. Well, that ain't nothing but muscle. Don't play with them. That's, you know, that's the only move they got anyway. They can't reach it up. I'm going to make you catch me. Fuck that. I'm going to make you do that, motherfucker. Boom. Take off on your ass. You're going to be sweating like shit of her with you. Wait until you go to sleep, nigga. I'm going to tell you, you know, I'm going to tell you what's creepy though. It's the big girl be trying to block you from leaving. Because you really can't go alone. Where you going to go? I think you're going to get out of there. He's going to jump out that little bitty window in the kitchen. You can't get in. You can't shit in front of them. You can't push the book. You can't push the big girl through no dough. What? She'll laugh at you stupid. I can't go through stupid. You sound like Bonnie the dinosaur when you did that last name. They come from within. You're going to look stupid. How you know? You in bars, you look around. Them niggas today having a good time. That's my fucking do rag assassin. Swear to man. You know what? You know why? I want one thing I like about Baltimore. You feel what I'm saying? I forget. They didn't even appreciate you saying that. I'm saying that. They like, no, we don't really fuck with niggas like that. But you know, we fuck. Bro, that nigga suit the same color as them exit sans. You can't see them. You look like an exit sans. Yeah, it's sans. Oh, that's how you know it's supposed to happen. That's what they Baltimore hood ass city though. You can walk down, you go down. I'm blocking Baltimore nigga. All the houses abandoned. Every last one, they selling them bitches for 58 cents. They like, nigga, you can get this bitch. If you could just fix it up. You imagine you buy one of them bitches and fix it up and then you got the only one that's fixed up. Hell nah. Them young niggas get to ride down the street, popping willies on your block. You like, nope, I got to move. Oh, I really like that. I mean, I ain't supposed to be there. What are you talking about? She's talking about riding this dirt bike. She's talking about riding dirt bike. You know, I see it be on my young niggas. Well, I felt that when he was talking about that dirt bike. I be on the ride. You know what we're really missing. Oh, now the Baltimore got the big dirt bike called you out here. The niggas be riding and shit out in the dirt. Any niggas in here that ride the bike? Two-scroll? What's happening? Two-scroll? What's up? What's happening? What'd you say, Jern? 12 o'clock boys. The 12 o'clock boys? That's what they call. Oh, that's what's up. 12 o'clock boys. So what, y'all just ride at 12 o'clock? You're like, what o'clock? Then you miss your time. Then you get on your bike. They call it 12 o'clock because the niggas pop the wheelies straight up like 12 o'clock. So the 12 o'clock boys. Baltimore, the home of house music. I don't understand. Like, it's a different DC. We got go-go. So, you know, you go to... You go... You go to the go-go, nigga. You see some of the greatest fights of all time. I just be wondering how you niggas be stomping somebody out to. It's time for the percolator. It's time for the percolator. Gangster is hailing it and listen to that shit. Who ain't here know how to do that ball too much? You got to come down here, ma'am. Come on, show them how it's done. Come on, come on down here. Come on down here. Oh, yeah. One down here. Oh! What the fuck? Don't run. Don't run. She wanna fall. What the fuck? This bitch wanna fall. No, never mind. Don't come up here. Don't come up here. This motherfucker just stupid. Don't come up here. Have my heart pumping. This bitch get on my nerves. Nigga, she pussy. Everybody in here nervous. Like I said, that's why you can't sleep on big girls. You see how big fast she got her asses down here? You the thought her nigga was holding a goddamn bag of high flaming Cheetos. Got everybody up here heart pumping. Are you pregnant? Oh. Don't worry about him. He's just a backer. Now what's up with you, sweetheart? What's up, baby? I like to hear it. Oh, my, my, my. She made me nervous. I didn't know. I was gonna tell her to slow down. It's bad for the baby. She up and fly. All right, you got them boots on to come connect to the H&M. I like it. You just put your business up out of it. All right, so give her some Baltimore shit. Lil IPB lighting up incense. All right, do the Baltimore shit. It's time. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Dance, man. What the fuck are you doing? She look like she just eat applesauce. You just wanted to run. You just wanted to get out of her seat. This guy, ADD. Get all the way down here. Couldn't dance, cause she ain't got no wind left. See, you're running up the hill. Oh, oh. Don't jump, girl. Please. Oh, girl. On your mark, you said go. One, two, three, four. She done got me up for life. They jumping me out. What made her think that was the shit we wanted to see? Oh my goodness. You really think that's the shit we was asking about? Right. I asked who know how to do the ball. Who here know how to do some dumb ass shit? I was talking about somebody who knew how to do the Baltimore dances and shit. And you ran your crazy ass down here with them goddamn work boots. Oh, ladies, you know all y'all gotta pay them boots. Them the woman job interview boots. Yeah, I'm great. Go down here to bed, bath and beyond and get this job real quick. I got my boots. It's good like she do braids in the middle of the mall. It's easy. Nah, she got a cocoa butter stand in the middle of the ball. You want the braids? She want the coconut braids? Cocoa butter. You want the braids? I knew that shit wasn't gonna go good when she ran down here. I was like, this is my fucking braids. She ain't even listening. We were like, slow down. They been sped up. Right. This bitch gave everybody a heart attack. Her Lord. I tell you one thing. When that carpet rose, she would have failed. Ooh. Listen, if she would have failed, that would have been the end of the show. Because ladies wouldn't have been able to lay that one down. You'd have had to go to the hospital. They look like she's a pole pep. Tell them fans, mama. I'll tell them some. What a stupid. Pinks. I like when we ask people to come down. Can that mean them are the ones that represent y'all? Now, nigga, I gave it to y'all. I said, who know how to do that? Everybody in the world is gonna see that shit. Right. You ran down this motherfucker like you was the ultimate warrior. Duh, duh, duh. I'm telling you. So, ask that question one more time. All right. Who made it? Oh, shit. Here comes Judge Maybelline. I would say, oh, my bad. Oh. Damn, Carlos. You hit that one right on the head, boy. Well, I don't understand why y'all married then if you can't get it together. Ah. Judge Maybelline. Oh, my. That was a good one. I'm definitely a good one. You want me to come down there? Who you with? Your son. All right. Go ahead down there. Hey, the man said you want to wear the niggas. Step daddy. You got a new step daddy. What's up, son? Are you always starting shit, bro? It's my son right here. Just now meeting him. You got a new step daddy. Got two children. DC, do you make them call you Mr. DC or just DC? I just make them call me father. Because you they new step daddy. That's what I demand respect, call me father. Not one of these fucking dads around here. Fucking father. DC, you got to hit him with, hey, ain't one of your little friends. Look at here, I'm sassy, man. Hey, over there, right there. All right, I got to keep my eye on you, you stupid. That nigga got to, boy, I just realized you got the same hat as the nigga off the oatmeal box. That shit is live. Hey, Gigo, look at that nigga hat right here. Oh. Oh, yeah. He tried to boss for the city. Yeah, he got to do poetry that Donny Hathaway. How you doing, man? Go to the boss. What's up, boy, how you doing? I know who that nigga is, Gigo. I just hugged this girl as Anthony Hamilton. That's Anthony Hamilton, older brother, Antonio Hamilton. Antonio Hamilton. I ain't been doing that for the whole life. He scared of him. What'd you say, mama? Fuck, come up top and fuck me down, but I don't know how to get up there. We got this weather problem. Stick here. I'm going to say go out of town. Like a prescription. I want to see who up there. Come on, we're trying to see you. We're trying to keep it. That's your girl right there. You just looked at me like, hey, nigga. Check it and get in to the embassy suite. Look at all the people up top. If I can figure out how to get up there, I come up there. If I can figure out how to get up there, I will come up there. Oh! I don't want to walk no back, stay away from this old-ass building. This is the 85 South Shore. Shout out to all the ladies that show up to the dick apartment and your pussy already wet. We're trying to get something involved tomorrow. Chico, you got somebody hoping I come on a Titanic? Don't let me go. I'm a little bit stronger than my fucker. I'm talking about stronger than fuck. All right, you got a drink. You got a drink. All you did was come on, baby. I smelled the oil coming out of the way. Pretty black wine. She put that real shit in her head. That's right, mate. You got my shirt must. Put it on her, Chico. Come on. Yeah, you heard what I say in here. Put that dick on her. And it's going to be my sperm. She suck my dick for my hour. And I didn't even shower. That's the shit. It wasn't in the business. I thought you got to talk a little bit about the shit. Shout out to all the ladies that suck musty balls. Love you too, baby. To everyone. Who she love? Somebody. Oh, bro. I don't know. Oh, we love all y'all. I don't know if love is the right word. I love y'all. I be getting like this. You don't love me and love me. I be getting like the third, fourth wheel, they say like, all right, I love you too. Oh, yeah. But that's the thing, we are always the niggas. First of all, Carlos Lose is the king. Nobody getting more. I love you, Carlos Miller. Because the bitches love Carlos Miller. And that's the way it is. You know why? Why? Because I'm the nigga who was with her when her half wasn't good enough. I stood by her when she fucked up and she had to cut her shit off and she had to wear the whole ball and shit. Tell her why they love you, nigga. Because I'm the nigga that come through and get that goddamn check engine light on, put some new brakes on that motherfucker. Tell her why they love you, nigga. Because you remember that when her CD player was fucked up because her little boy put a cheeto in there? I'm the nigga who did that. I had to do that. Tell her why they love you. Because when she called and asked me for more than I I give her 80. Tell her why they love you, nigga. Because I still ain't cooching with the lights on. I said, tell her why they love you, nigga. It clears. One more time, I said, tell her why they love you, nigga. Not only is it. I said, tell her why they love you, nigga. Because when her baby daddy come pick the kids up, I'm like, what's up, bro? Tell her why they love you. Tell her why they love you. Tell her why they love you. Loads, tell her why they love you. Tell her why they love you. Tell her why they love you. Tell her why they love you. Say, tell her why they love you. Why they love you, nigga? I can't work all day and not be in the queue and not doing shit. But right before she come home, I'd be like, man, let me go home tomorrow. Nigga in the track suit. I ain't not. I thought it was a vest. I don't even think about it. Nigga got a motorcycle jacket, no motorcycles. Ladies that know how to make weave look like. We appreciate that, but we be fooled. This is our house, so we grab it and she like it. Oh yeah, I got a smack on the hook. Ooh, we gotta show some love to all the magnificent ladies that cook the whole Thanksgiving meal. Something about only the ones that cook all the shit. It ain't been like 12 of y'all. Right, you start every day. We're like the honestest. But you had to borrow a pot to make it Monday night. That's how good you cook. You started on Monday night. You was burning them greens all week. Much loves all the aunties who just made sides and banana pudding. You was the most vital part. We waited on you the whole afternoon to pull up. Who made some pound cake? Sleep. Y'all got quiet like y'all gonna fuck with your family on the holidays. Christmas coming up. I can't wait to get drunk with my uncle about the Christmas tree. My brother's cracking it. I can't wait to hear another story. What he gonna say this year, bro? Oh, no, but you better hide in the presents. All the presents? All of them. He was still in the presents. Get caught and act like he was bringing it to you. Present, what the shit? What's going on? Hey, don't stretch yourself out this Christmas season trying to buy some shit that your kids ain't gonna use but for two, three weeks, you gonna be broke till April until you get your taxes back. Try to impress some kids that don't give a fuck unless it's just that day. Let me tell you something. Take your way into the dollar store. Take a $100 and buy a Hono. Tell you what, my mama did that shit. I had a Hono deal. You see how everybody look. It's the one day no nobody ever tell you for Christmas. They can buy yourself some. Fuck them people. But that's the thing I don't understand. Buy yourself some. When we was growing up, we ain't never have our parents. But y'all parents worry about buying your child an iPhone. This motherfucker in the third grade. Better get that nigga a Nokia and tell him to shut the fuck up. Goddamn phone, I don't know how to get a phone. He's gonna buy that third grade iPhone. We teach you how to manage your money. What's that for? Put that money in the jar and put it outside. Money money today thing is a lot has changed over the years. You're over. I got something real special for you, baby. When you open that car, you be like, oh, for real? Grandma, let me see. Oh, $5, yeah. Don't spend it all in one place. Oh, don't worry about it. Now I can't. Pray about that, because my uncle got dressed to go out the other day. This nigga had on an old ass suit. And he was coming out. He was like, so knock off synthetic snake skin boots. Uh-huh. And that nigga came out and said, nephew, clean as a motherfucker ain't it? Look at that. Them goods ate it out of the book zone. The best part of the blunt, right? What do you think about it? I think it's up. I think it's up. I think it's up. We need to do that. We need to do that. First of all, we need to do that. We need to do that. We need to do that. I'm that church in town. All right, cause. And then after you do that, you will pick another mother. Then you stop, why don't they do that? Oh, man. Any way, best things ain't to tell your mother. They didn't ban you, they didn't do it to you, man. I see you. Hey, you can't tell that man what to do with his money. Why he in here? Why you in my house? Hey, I don't start that shit, man. It's Christmas, man. I ain't known why he in here? That's your brother, man. Don't start that, man. He ain't come, he ain't never been round, and all of a sudden you want to come round. Man that's my uncle man, you gotta chill pop. Jesus man, y'all brothers man, won't y'all work that shit? Well you don't make me kick your ass, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, you come over here and you lead with a kick-dance. You old mother fucker you. You already know, you already know. You already know, fuck that 90 gon' down. Shit, which way is that? Fuck, fuck that 90, fuck that 90, fuck that 90. Y'all too old to be doin' this shit. Fuck that 90 gon' down. Mother fucker. Mother fucker. Mother fucker. I hate my fans, man. Look man, I just want you to just chill out or drinkin'. That's your brother, OG. Look, thank you for that. Nah, fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck you. Nah, cause I ain't gon' disrespect you at your mother fuckin' house. But you still a lowdown, ugly son of a bitch. Mother fucker you. Hey man, I hope you realize you talkin' about your own mama. Fuck that. Comin' out his side, don't fuck with me. Let's see how you talk. Let's see how you talk. Let's see how you talk. Uh-huh. We gon' talk about shit. Your third son walkin' around here. Look on him. All right, dawg. Hey man, look, can we just be a family for one holiday without you two niggas? That ain't no goddamn family. That ain't no family. That's what we doin'. That's what we the damn son runnin' around here skippin' around the shit like this. That's your boy. That was your boy. He can do what he wants. I tried to talk to him in the third grade. His third grade teacher called and told me to. All right, I can believe you. Stop talkin' about my birth, listen man. We a family, could y'all take us please just chill out so we can eat dinner as a family without y'all? What's wrong, baby? What's wrong, baby? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? Hey, say come right out. We got somethin' to say. Come on, come on, come on. That's what I'm saying, here's how I walk back. Shit, I ain't farted, shit. Can we bless the food, please, man? Come on, man, I've made shit, I've been ready to eat the shit. I've been saving my breath. Bye, you need it. I ain't bound, shit, I'm gonna wash that motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? All right, okay. He might put something in the food. Okay, okay. He might put something in the food. Close your eyes, motherfucker. Put shit in the food, motherfucker. God, I wanna thank you for another opportunity to be here on Christmas Day with my family. Someone. I got my favorite uncle and my father here. That's right, nephew. You my favorite nephew, too. Excuse me, Lord, I didn't mean to hurt you, excuse me. And I just want them to work out their problems so I can... I ain't got no problem, I ain't got no problem. Excuse me. Oh, excuse me, Lord. I ain't been a perfect year. It was the half of the year, man. Don't finish up, man. I gotta answer these questions. Don't finish up. You know what? If we get a daughter's grace, a daughter's good, everything before I do. Yup, yup, yup, yup. You stupid. That's just how I be, though. I know niggas will sit here like, damn, they must have marched in my house through the window last year. That's right, I'm telling you, man. That's just how old people talk to each other. They just walk in there like, hey, how you doing, you old motherfucker? You... You tell who pulled up my happy to act in the house. All you hear is... Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch. They here, girl. The best part about the holiday season is when your cousins, they ain't seen for a long time coming down, man. Your cousins you grew up with, they went and did their shit. Y'all get back together, get to smoke their blood, walk around and act like y'all ain't high in front of the family. Auntie, why your eyes so red, baby? Man, I ain't got no sleep. Shit, not my auntie. My auntie gonna be like, shit, hey, roll it up, I got some of my dress already. Real, man. I was thugging at it, you know what I mean? I was smoking weed for 15, 16, because I told my mom, I don't want to have shit. I ain't spraying on no chrome, I ain't do none of that. I look like it, I smell like it, but they go on and on and on and on. Fuck, girl. I ain't hide that shit, nigga. My mama played too much. I'd be too scared to just be high around my mama. She get to play tricks on them, baby, and shit. But you know when you hide you in your own little zone, she'd fuck with me else and dumb ass shit out. Hey, baby, your daddy on the phone. What? But you said he was dead? I know what I said, come talk to him. I fucking want him, baby. I had to tell mama about some weed. I couldn't, my mama, she just found my weed, but she kept trying to get me to admit to it. I cleaned your room, I put your weed up there and drove. But I'm not about to say nothing, I'm like, clean all the shit up to them. It's a primitive yourself, right? Shit, mama, my old aunt, she a Christian. Sometimes the best thing to say is, no, I'm a my old aunt, she a Christian. So she thought she was on dope. She ain't calling the weeds, she calling the dope. Yeah, I come here, my mama ain't stupid. First of all, your parents ain't stupid. You smell it, it just lightens you. And I was smoking me at any time, so that's it. Oh, that's staying your clothes for days. That's it, smell, like I wasn't a fucking fire. You hear me? Big eye, come home, nigga, my mama black. She in front of me doing this shit. Now, you know I'm cool for your hair, I'm like, bro, you need to fucking stop, bro. She like, what's wrong with you? I'm like, that's it, bro. She did that shit for a week straight, nigga. Every time I come to her house, she was like, I'm like, look, this is the third motherfucking day life. Gotta come back, gotta tell my mama my smoke, this shit. Shit. No, everybody got their family members who they could do smuggle weed, you on drugs. Old judgement of my fucking, you know what's wrong with him here? You on that shit? I'm just smoking that goddamn dope. Motherfucking don't do that. Motherfucking rather smoke than eat. What type of motherfucker do that? You know that man, you know you mad, they call this shit, you out there smoking that reefer, ain't you, got damn reefer smoking now. I wish I had some reefer. Nigga, that's why my mama can't find the reefer, no. Cause my brother with a crack head, cause when I told her, I was like, look, look, I gotta tell you, I can have, I smoke weed. She like, no, baby, you gon' turn into a crack head like your brother. I'm like, what type of weed would you tell me that? Like, no. That's the one thing that lied about weed. I ain't never smoked no weed that made me want some old drool. Right. That's the last thing you gon' do when you get high and start ordering up old drool. You're like, man. Right. No more of this crack. We the gateway drug. It is a gateway drug, a gateway to creativity in the kitchen. Nigga, you like, ooh boy, I'm gonna mix the Captain Crunch with the Frosted Flake. I'm a fucking mom. You ever get high so high, you get to making up the meals, you get excited like, oh, I am about to do them like that. I ain't done. Here go one, here go one, Chico. They got them sandwich with the Doritos on the sandwich. You ain't have to do them like that. That should be so goddamn good. You be like, they need to start selling this somewhere. Hold up though, hold up, hold up, hold up. We ain't done nigga. What's another one? Know what that sound is? The noodles, hold up. What's on the stove? The hot dogs, nigga. I'm gonna chop these bitches up. Oh, look, I got lasagna. You didn't say you was about to make a casserole, nigga. Good casserole. I got lasagna. Good casserole, nigga. Stop playing with me. Hot dog lasagna, bitch. That's all we did as a gateway drug to the creativity in your kitchen, nigga. Nigga, you have a fucking grand meal. You got hot and remember that you got eight lemon pepper wings left from a 10 piece from earlier. And then you don't even put them in the microwave. You like, nah, that's gonna make them soft. I'm gonna put them in the oven and let them heat up slow. Chicken, you be trying to warm them bitches up on the low so you ain't gotta share them with nobody. Nigga, you gonna be so high, so hungry you just stand in front of the microwave. At least y'all had a lot of food. Oh, when you get some food delivered and the niggas show up, soon as you hit boom, boom. My nigga. What about when you ain't got no food? Nigga, you just high. You just keep opening the refrigerator. Nope, I'm gonna check in about 30 more seconds. Still ain't gonna be shit in there. Shit, I don't think I make shit, I got everything. That's when you start getting high, all that shit you used to complain about even when you as a young nigga become the most delicious shit ever. Be like, bro, what you want to eat, bro? Some motherfuckers for candy, you know what I'm saying, bro. I ain't fuckin' grab a little of this over the phone. Nigga, I used to love shit for y'all. I used to, too, to start fuckin' with them. Bro, I used to. I remember that nigga brought out the double stuff though, I was like, boy, they did this for me and my family. When they came out with eggos, nigga, wait. All I needed was a toaster. I need you no more, mama, back up. Gonna drop these bitches, ah, ah, ah. My nigga, we ate so much shit for our ID, I thought he was a real chef. Then look, I'm so goofy, I don't forgot all the toaster bitches, God damn it. I ain't never toastin' no, I ain't never toastin' no eggos. Man, my little brother was hood with it, nigga. I take the butter, put it on it while it's still frozen, put that bitch in the microwave, heat it up, come out, fold them off, fuck off. Dip it in the syrup on the paper plate, nigga. Damn, Chico, you got the whole recipe of a lunch lady makin' them all right. You only know that little wet napkin, keep your life soft, but it's hot. I didn't know that, yeah. See, when you put the, you put the wand from the eggos on the plate, right? You got to wet the napkin. You got to, it ain't gonna be crazy, but you got to be gentle, baby, you got to be gentle. Let them all fuckin' drop, spread it over them god damn eggs with a waffle, put it in there. Nothing gonna be soft anymore. Word. I ain't know that. Yeah. I ain't know that, salute to everybody who- See, it's a real, we need a ghetto cooking show. Right, who use the sleeve when they put their hot pockets in the microwave? Hell no, that ain't gonna do number burn your paper plate up. That's gonna burn the hole in the paper plate. And you ain't gonna give a fuck how long you heat up a hot pocket? Nigga, that ain't never done. Worst thing you can ever do is heat up that ham and cheese and get to that cold cheddar nigga. I don't even want no more of this shit. I done just been into a motherfucking cheddar cheese popsicle, this shit nasty than a motherfucker. I ain't know if it was- Hey, it's this one shit. I don't even know if y'all fucked with it. Bro, you ever been hot? Hey, some of them got them little pieces. Them little square pieces? Nah, they little circle pieces. They just- Tostitos. They come in a box. It's about a hundred and eighty six of them bitches. They circle- But they real small, but you heat them up and then the bitches get crispy. What are them motherfuckers called? Bro, them motherfuckers are so good. Huh? It will make- Piece of bites. No, them piece of bites. Piece of bites. But you know when they good when the cheese stop busting out the piece of bites, you're like, oh yeah, they ready now. You always have one that be fucked up and be a little dog skin, so you eat that one first so it don't mess up the rest of them. But nah, you eat this every time you eat one of them, you gotta do that. Hold on, hold on, hold on. All the way- I had to stop eating them motherfuckers. All the way until you get to the last one. Let me just get you a blister. Boy, I tell you, it's certain shit that, yeah, it's certain shit that you eat high. When I'm in the morning where herpes on your lips, I'm like, hold on. You'll forget when you had a type of food that fucked your shit up, because I tell you, boy, don't nothing fucked the roof of your mouth up like some cabin crunch, nigga. That shit will have skin hanging off the roof of your mouth, nigga. Oh, that white bread, that white bread. Yeah, motherfucker, like that. You gotta get it with the back of your tongue. Got the roof of my mouth is peeling. Right. I don't believe it. I don't like that they say weed is a gateway drug. I ain't never met no dope veins that was like, yeah, if I wouldn't have ever hit that blunt, I wouldn't even be here now. I always ask pray kids, my name is real tough, bro. Nah, I know they question my son in front of the girl, but she ain't you hear that? You know what the gateway drug? The gateway drug? I always say that it did powder, and I said it did powder. It was like, nigga, I tell you what the gateway drug, the crack was pussy. That's what the fuck it was. The niggas was getting some pussy. She was like, I got something. I want you to try it. Oh, shit. Take it on out of this shit, but it isn't. Niggas hit that rock, ain't never came back. Some niggas was putting defenses on that shit. What's she doing? She fucked this niggas noise for crack. That's some ridiculous. Somebody was like, that's a little powder. Yeah, baby, when they get yellow and the one gonna whip that baby right, whoa. Take it to the left level. Hey, bro, she really made some noise for crack. She said, yeah. Oh, nigga, the lady crack is way more entertaining than the male crack is. They animated. They come up, I don't get nothin' out when you talkin' about, hey, yo, baby. You beginin' to do anything. Walk it out, miss Shirley. Oh, you don't see me, man, okay. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I just got this coat, too. I just got this coat. Motherfucker, one more time. Hey, you know the fucked up part, don't you see? The niggas in the hood. They recordin'. They'll be gasping. There she go. There go the model, y'all. There go the model. And she come, there go miss Shirley. You gotta give her two dollars. She got to give her two dollars. There you go. You got the money for me, babe. Nigga be down to the bottom. Do the model walk, do the model. You already know what time it is, then. Uh-oh. Hey, what is it, what is it? America's next top model. Miss Shirley. It's on, cause you making the black guy move. I done dropped my goddamn dollar. Appreciate you, babe. Hey! That good, good, good. Crack it, ladies. The first motherfuckers in the hood make you feel like to understand what a woman being a tracker to you is. They come up and say, oh, you just a cute little nigga. That ain't you, baby. Look at you, little cute ass. How you grow up getting hit on by your niggas? Hell yeah, nigga. I'm from the streets for real, nigga. I almost did. I almost did, I almost did. I caught myself. You see, I dropped that model. Hey, I had to think about it, I was like, I almost did. I think I almost did. For money to drink some water, right, quick? Yeah, I almost did. I'd have had to put my mom on the stove to put that shit in my mouth. That's that 17 dollars. Put that money in my mouth. Hey, do rag, man. Just come kill me now. I want to know what's going to happen next. Damn, do rag, man. Like, shit, you already did it. I mean, that's the fresh ass jacket you got on. Oh, yeah, this right here is some of the new 85 South Shore pearl. You can go get this online. We got these covering the boss of these jackets. We got the new hoodies, whole new sweat pads, all the jerseys and all that shit you want to fuck with. Walk around and represent the 85 South Shore. We gonna get it to you. But look, let me tell you something. We are independent black-owned business. Stop with all that goddamn, goddamn. I ordered them all fucking shirt two weeks ago. Niggas ain't got no confirmation or nothing. Niggas goddamn, man. What the fuck? I want my money back. Like, ma'am, would you do that at the Amazon? All right, we getting it together, but we love the support. So make sure y'all get some of this shit we got. Yeah, yeah. Hell, yeah. D.C., what the hell is wrong with you, man? That's how he's been in school. Super like, went there. I'm like, what, bitch? My work done. Shit. Didn't I tell y'all that that money had an evil spirit on it? Man, man, look what she said. I'm taking it. That's what's up. Oh, act like you ain't fucked up and miss your seat. I thought that big ass booted. Trying to sit out and sit on the whole goddamn feet. Tell them, baby, you gonna go to Roy Ufam and get you some potato wedges with this shit over there. They will turn the gas station to a restaurant. Oh, nigga, them Roy Ufam potato wedges big, yeah. Hey, quit your hot dog and eat your meat, man. I don't know. They got the quick trip up there. They got the Wawa and the Roy Ufam. I'm like, y'all miss not that quick trip I need hot dog, right? She roll phones. They take so much longer. You think they forgot about you. But then soon as you think they forgot about you, you're chippy ready and good to the ball. Y'all got Krispy Krench and cheeky. Oh, y'all got Krispy Krench and cheeky. That's what Roy Ufam did. Y'all got Krispy Krench and cheeky. You like Krispy Krench out of meat, man. Krispy Krench. Get you a five-leaf Krench. Y'all talk about Krispy Krench. What? Krispy? It should be Krispy Krench because in that set under, they got them life for so long. They don't love y'all then, boy. Got another Krispy Krench out of meat, man. Bullshit. What with that bottle and that biscuit? What? Yeah. We ain't got no gas station. You know they ain't saying it, but they dig it, boy. We ain't got no gas station. It's my sister's self-sick and we got to carry out. That's what we got. Niggas will fight about to carry out their neighborhood nigga. Chit, Sonny's got the best mumbo sauce. I don't give a fuck what nobody's saying. What part of the game? Yeah, I don't have to cry for that. Yeah, my boy got a restaurant on that black, black on there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sleepy. See you cool with us. Crab cake. We'll get it with apple. I don't even care. Shit, this man likes to sleep. You don't go to sleep? I don't go to sleep. Man, we got to get ready, get out of the goddamn Orphea Theater. Well, then pull up on me at the Krispy Krench, and you know, pull up, then I got to roll up. I'm gonna feed you. I'm gonna feed you. I'm gonna feed you. Yeah, yeah, nigga, Krispy. Niggas at the Krispy Krench, they probably don't even have enough chicken to feed them over the block. She is. Both of y'all built like Jill Scott. That's a good name. Love's me. He holds up just me. You're retarded, bro. I love Jill. She got that pretty girl. Can you watch it, girl? Ooh, I like y'all. Jill Scott is a sexy, big woman. She has sucked a microphone, man. He wants a head, and he didn't do it. I was like, boy, I ain't never had my dick sucked like that. She just did a phantom dick suck that was better than all my real ones. This shit is ridiculous. Me, you, two hands, man. You know, I don't even know if I'm big or not. She got to be up on gang with you, too, man. Me, me, me. No, we doesn't have enough dick for it. We just have to be the perfect time for it. We just have to be the perfect time for it. No, we ain't got enough dick for it. Thank you. Yeah, I definitely have enough dick for you to use two hands. So make sure you use both of them. Please. See? What am I gonna do with this? Bitch, you got another hand. Come on. I don't give a fuck what she used. She just used something. No, fuck that. No, no use something. Fuck that. They better get great. I don't want you to go get no grapefruit or no shit like that now. I got grapefruit pieces in my dick head. I'm crying the next day. I don't think I got nothing but it hurt. All right, sir. Yeah, we pulled 16 grapefruit pieces out. I had a real great bitch throw a foot up in there one time. In what? In what? She's throwing over two hands. She's pushing her hand through the foot. Damn. That was Tarzan. She goes, she had the foot at the bottom and she was jerking it at the other hand. Yeah, damn. You the fucking rapper Rafiki, nigga. This bitch is creative than a motherfucker. Every time I call, I be like, I just want to come over there and kick it with you. Ah, he's a nut. Hey, Baltimore, y'all had a good time with us tonight, man. Man, listen, we been waiting to come in for a long time and y'all made it worth it by selling this bitch out, man, Baltimore. We love y'all. What it do? What it do? Y'all number one, number two. We got to get this on the camera. We got to get a picture, man. Y'all motherfuckers just ready to leave to get back to your parking spot. You want me to drop this? Stand up. Wait, wait, let's get a picture. Everybody, we got to get this. Turn your lights up. Turn your phone, turn your lights up. Up top, turn your lights up. We got to get this photo to show people what it looked like in Baltimore tonight. Oh. Yo. Let me give you a second. Get your shit together. Shout out to my nigga with the Levercon suit on. Much love to the lady who threw me that little change. I appreciate that little change. Get your lights up. Get your lights up. Here we go. Androids, please stop. Make sure you go to the page and tag yourself. My name is Carlos Miller. I'm Chico Bay. I'm DC, yo. It's just a shit rip or do it. What? I'm talking about that would be the ultimate. He would do it. I got you. I appreciate it. I got you. I got you. Cartel in this bed. My boy, whatever you doing, boy, stay. Why are you dangerous as fuck? You are dangerous. Look innocent. You are dangerous. 11, 13. 3, 2, 1. Come on. Shoe shit. You look like you got them a lot of rary. Real gun, though. 3, 2, 1. Tank. Listen, he had a tank. Shoe shit. Shoe shit up. Come on up. I think he's a long. I think shoe shit. It's your phone. I'm locking for you. I You said you Oh, she got the hoodie. What's up, Selo? What's up, Selo? Hey, man, it's me if I give up. I refuse to tell myself to be a better beggar. Hey, man, what happened over there? Boy. What happened? Man, I got a big one, Selo. Man, I'm living all of it. Oh, shit, OG. Where you falling, OG? Where you falling, OG? You got it. What's up with you? Good. How you doing, man? Good to see you, man. Yes, sir. Me in the ultimate universe. And three, two, one. What are you doing in that universe? Man, she's so funny, man. Three, two, one. I came with a vision and wore myself to be a better beggar. To be a better beggar. Yes, sir. Oh, my God. Hey, that's me. Oh, my God. What's up? Oh, my God. Oh, man. Damn, shit. Hey, man, don't be angry like you don't fuck with me. Fuck with me, man. Oh, shit. Hello, stupid. Three, two, one. Hey, y'all. This is what it should be. Y'all need from the future. This nigga came to my show to warn me. Still, she been cooking and cleaning up. You're cooking in the kitchen. Your man in the streets. What's what she like? No hate. Here we go, y'all. And three. And two. One. Sit your dog. Your dog will know how to sit. Three. Sit your butt down. Just know how to talk to dogs. She only got, say nothing. Sparky. No. Sparky, y'all already know what to do. I know you don't want to leave, but you have to go back to your master. I'm gonna know him. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. This shit. You have to go back to your master. Thank you. Thank you, sweetheart. I'll pay you to teach me how to do it. Thank you for that love and that warmth. That's what people do. Everybody gotta stop that people who watch your dog and it's gonna train you. They will train your dog so you can paint him to show you how to train a dog. Hey, boy. I'm gonna teach you to the good dog how to sit so he can misbehave at home. You gonna come back. You come home and don't put that pressure on. I don't know what you're talking about. Beverly? Latisha. Colorado. Wow. Anybody else have a picture? Nick-N-G, they said. Here we go, y'all. Yeah, I was close. That was my Nick's gift. It's not like something you buy from a boy. My Nick's gift. I was like, Nick-N-G. That sound like a brand of TV. That shit sound like a sicker. Sicker shit as this country in Miami. You know one of my guys in Nick-N-G is gonna sit there like Friday. That's actually a country in there. Here we go. I'm gonna give me a 55-inch Nick-N-G. Fuck the video. Nick-N-G, I won't ask y'all. All the ribs is that you put on them cars. Oh that man, them Nakinji's. Yeah. Oh man, you ask them to fuck it up, you need to put some Nakinji on that shit. Yeah. Bro, I swear that line was just empty. Yeah, I mean, it was, but I'm making it. Yeah, I'm just making it. Same phone, two pictures. Got you. How you doing? Here we go. Three, two, one. She ain't be everybody. Oh, go, go, go. Love me. Three, two, one. She wish for your poshie. I see you're growth though. I'm thinking about all of her. I don't know. You know the aim before the video stop playing? Did you hear her? You're not supposed to play with your mom in your ear. You want to spend some time with me? Oh! She said her. You got pumpkin spice? You don't got to eat this. You don't got to eat this. The candle or the actual pumpkin spice latte? Oh, you got the pumpkin spice. My grill? Hey, that's how you talk to me. What that shirt say? Hey, Lord, from me a blessing. I know the nigga who wrote that. The can, I'm a little boy. I got them scrappy dudes. Oh, DC real hard. Real hard, squeeze me. I'll be back. 3, 2, 1. Can you do the long way? Yeah, I can. That's the only way I do it. 3, 2, 1. Take one moment. Long way. 3, 2, 1. That shirt looks great on you. Yeah. Excuse me, excuse me. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. You don't trust nobody. You don't trust nobody. You don't trust nobody. You got a shirt on his head. Not crazy, man.