 Going on patrol, Jack, going on patrol. 12 seconds later. Get it, Lee. Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Woo! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! OK, bud. I'm going to tweak my back. Guys, time for some GTRP. They really want me to make Cornwood a trooper, a state trooper. Predator's been all the time with other troopers. It's about damn time. I guess it makes sense. Seniors, Sheriff, Captain, Trooper, Cornwood. Sniffing out commies in the parking lot. And cops, too, because they let them know. Gotta let them know. Howdy. Howdy, sir. How's it going? Doing pretty damn good. That's good. You going out there to catch some kibbles, sir? Yeah, absolutely. Hell, yeah. That's good to hear, sir. Make sure you catch the one known as Gary Church. I hear he's around today. He's a psychopath, kid killer. Oh, well, you hell. That ain't good. That ain't no damn good at all. So just remember, he may seem conniving and, like, nice and a good guy. He's not. Okay, well, I'll keep an eye for him, then. Thank God, sir. That's all I can ask. All right. You're a hero if you catch him. Well, I already am a hero. But maybe I'll be more of a hero. That's true, sir. You're a police officer. Uh-huh. That's right. All right. Stay safe out there, sir. Uh-huh. Okay. I gotta kind of get my bearings under me. Let's go to an empty parking lot so I can kind of, you know. Car looks right on you, sir. Oh, thank you. Oh, what the hell? How the damn... There we go. These damn new cars, they're pretty damn... They're a little bit different than they used to be. You know, Adam? Yeah, they are different. Are you driving the wide body or the run of the regular chargers? Hell, I don't even know. I just pulled one out. They're damn near begging me to be a trooper. So I said, hell, you know, I might as well take one of these out for a spin. I can't imagine a better candidate. But some of these new chargers are pretty insane. If you maybe get with copper, she might be able to get you in one of the new ones. Hell, yeah. Maybe I might have to have a word with her. All right, then. I'll see you out there, sir. Watch out for these suspicious individuals behind you. Oh, it's red, actually. Oh, it's red. Red again. Fucking assholes. Let's talk about cars over here. I mean, where you guys got to go in such a hurry? Well, it's not that I'm in a hurry, but red means green, red means red. Well, it's red. Actually, green means go, and red means stop, and it's red. So fucking listen to it, dad. Okay, I'm listening to it. Okay, listening. Damn, it ain't no damn noise. Do that. No, I don't hear a goddamn thing other than a bunch of bitching behind me. Yeah, hell, so I'm here. What the fuck is this? What the fuck did you just say? Uh-oh, they're pulling up. They're pulling up. He's got a hammer. What did you just say, man? Oh, it's green. It's green. We got to go. Yeah. It's green. Looks like we're eating corn the long way once again. That's right. That's right. What are you doing, really? So we're trying to catch these guys who I guess just wild to think. Do I do it? Do I make corn? What a trooper. It would be really funny to have corn to be a trooper. Right here. They're coming. Try to go for a box that we can't hear. Never mind. What people's getting out. Another people's getting in. We might have a box there. Left. Keep holding. Hold it. Keep moving it up against that wall. Don't let it out. What the hell? They're gonna go under me, dude. How do they go under me? Elgin. Go across and under Olympic. What about that white car? I broke off and I'm falling that white comment. I broke off and I'm falling that white comment. It's on the corner of Rode-Lohenstein and Dutch London Street. Need assistance on this box. We're in the back parking lot of the car wash-off innocence. He broke the box. He's going into the car wash unit on the other side. Can we get you to stop him? He's reversing now. Try to get a box here up against the wall. I was trying not to get too close to the ledge, dude. I was trying not to get too close to the ledge and I did. I'm trying to remember where all the streets are. I wasn't even good at it before. We're eastbound innocence. I need another unit up here on the starting vehicle. We can. We need to be out of gas here soon. Right, Westbound Davis. We can go over our box here. Yeah, let's try to get a box here. Push him up against that wall. I got the left. I think you got him here. I'm gonna go for Taze. Hold the box. Go after Taze. You're being Taze out of the car. Hands up. One bail in. Driver's on foot. Great jersey, great cap. What the hell? Ma'am. Stop resisting. Ma'am. Can I see mobile? Oh, she's so much faster than me. He's resisting. Okay, go change down the crackhead. MMO pixel, dude. East Innocence going towards Elgin, Northbound. I'm about to be VCB on it. MMO pixel, dude. I need a mobile unit. I'm VCB. Okay, they are right now Southbound on Innocence Boulevard. They're turning left. They're actually into the hospital, into the medical center. Oh, they just picked up the woman. Here, hop in. Hop in, hop in. Hey, what's going on? What's happening? Yeah, they currently are on Strawberry Avenue. Well, shit. Well, we did get the car though, so that's what matters. Yeah, hell, I suppose so. I think it's just a tube or something is missing. I mean, it probably ain't much. I think it doesn't work. Oh, yeah. Just like new. Do you see where it's marked on the GPS? All right, 600 with the vehicle. I'm not sure what's going on there. Did you just get on duty, pardon me? I did. I did just get on duty. Oh, good to see you, right? I haven't seen you in a while. Yeah, it's good to see you, too. I'm Russian King. I'm with Cornwood. He's taking me back to Maine people. Oh, there it is. All right. Thank you so much, sir. Ain't no problem. Okay, let's go get some repair. It sounds like we're good on this one. I'm going back to channel two. Repair RP, unbelievable strider. Did you drive like a criminal? I drive like I get things done. Jeff Waters, you tell God, how can I help you? Howdy. Hey, I had a damn something to have in my car. I ain't sure what. I need some help getting picked up. Yeah, yeah, sure. Where do you mean to go? Hell, I have every damn problem. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you, sir. Hell, okay. I don't know what is happening. But I need you to take my car to the dam repair shop. Yeah, yeah, sure. Where are you? Yeah, hell. It's in hell. No, I'm not in hell. Hell, it feels like a damn near Los Santos and ain't Texas. Oh, excuse me one second. Ma'am, listen, you got to watch where the hell you're driving. Have a nice day. Oh, is that the bike side of the road? All right, so anyway, as I was saying, can you come get me? I'm in the damn Los Santos freeway. That's where I am. I'm okay. They're just harassing my car, my vehicle. Can you come up and tell me the damn repair harmony? Can you do that? Harmony? Yeah, I could probably do it over there. I'll be there in a second. All right, you stay safe, sir. All righty. You're a goddamn hero. Hell, I know it. What the hell did you say to me? She's shooting at me. I had a gun. So you're on the hooks. I'm not sure I'm supposed to use the motorcycle hooks for the cars. Yeah, just put two of them on there. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I normally do. Yeah, you're man after man having heart, huh? I think I need to readjust the angle of this tow truck. Hell, I don't know if that was going to work. Yeah, normally cars are set flying back. Let me try it one more time. If not, I might have to get Jake to take care of this. You know, he has a job he needs to do, and it's finally goddamn time he's done it, you know? Sounds a bit right. These damn locals don't respect the damn road. It's insane. You know, I'll be driving down the way. The motherfuckers will start dropping in the middle of the streets. It sucks. So yeah, Jake will essentially take the car and put it in the impound lot. Hell, so I got to go to the damn tow truck impound lot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll bring you over there. Don't worry. Okay. So what's your name, sir? Cornwood. Oh, nice to meet you, Cornwood. Senior, senior cats can clean this Cornwood, actually. Ah, senior cat? Oh, you're pretty high up there. You know, Wrangler? Oh, damn, they're talking better than they know. Really, huh? Oh, shit. I have this guy at the MRPD. He's looking for a ride along. Apparently he saved Mr. Wrangler's life or something. I don't know. Oh, how unfortunate. He saved his life? Uh-huh. Oh, my gosh. Hey, y'all serve lunch here? Lunch here? No. The first shot's open, though. Okay, good. Hey, y'all got a restroom I can use. Yeah, the office probably has one in the corner over there. I'm going to go water the plants right quick. Yes, yes, yes. All right, Chad, I'll be right back real quick. That's his hand. By the way, that's his hand. And yes, he's pinging the mug, but that's his hand. It's just, it looks, because the model is so big. I'll be right back. See that son of a bitch over there? Oh, yeah. Smoking that cigarette. Yeah, that's right. Obvious ploy. He's within 25 feet of a door. Hey, you stupid son of a bitch. Quit smoking. Why are you smoking in front of the dent? Look. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit, it's right. You see that? That's a door. That's a public business. You're smoking. Hey, that's what I thought. Pull a gun on you? Yeah, he did. He was going to him. Anyway. It's a fucked up town. Yep. All right, y'all have a nice day now. Thank you. All right, Chad, we're back in service. Oh, no, we got to get food. Never mind. Cornwarden? Oh, my God. I had no idea you were still alive, man. Howdy. Hell, I've been busy. I got inducted into the damn League of Legends. Oh, my God, League, I hate that game. Wait, what game? Wait, you said League of Legends, didn't you? Yeah, yeah, they inducted me into the League of Legends. They said I was the best damn legend there ever was. What skins do you have? Well, hell, I have a hell of a lot of skins on the wall. I'm one of the most highly decorated sheriff's towns ever seen. Oh, my God. That is fantastic and wonderful. I'm actually so glad to see you, Cornwarden. Yeah, well, thank you. I actually do crime just so I can get arrested by you one day. Well, don't do... No, don't do crime. Crime's bad. Cornwarden, you're an inspiration. Thank you so much. I'm going to go and do crime right now. What? My door's locked. Is that your car, son? Baby? OK. Well, I'm going to take that as a yes. All right, have a good one. All right, Chad, I have to go get my real... my IRL food, too. Holy shit. Is that Cleetus Cornwarden? Cornwarden? It's me, 7777. Cornwarden, are you actually here? Cornwarden, are you actually here? 7777. Cornwarden, do you want your job back here? Why are you here? Are you eating? Cornwarden. Cornwarden. Oh, Cornwarden, let me poke at you. I'm poking you. I'm poking you. My salt's a good officer. My salt's a good officer. I'm kidnapping a cop. I'm kidnapping a cop. I kidnapped a cop. I kidnapped a cop. Yeah, we've kidnapped Cornwarden. Cornwarden's our hostage now. I kidnapped Cornwarden. I kidnapped Cornwarden. All right, we want a big... Whatever, you ready? Give us spiked strips. And no spanks. I mean, I don't... How much does Cornwarden mean to you? I mean, given that he's in his head right now, uh... He's not. I told him, don't you ever talk again, Cornwarden. Okay. I'm spinning him around till he pukes. Round, round, round, round. Is that a salt? Is that a salt? Is this a salt officer? Wee! Look at that, my fuck. Hey, let go of me. Cornwarden, your fellow officers don't care about you. I said I kidnapped you, they don't care. I'm good. Let go of me. Okay, good, we're good. Cornwarden, I haven't seen you since you shot me. Oh, yeah, hell, I remember that. That was great. That was a good shot. Are you back again? What do you mean, that was a good shot? I was on the floor. Yeah. Are you back? Hell, I've been back. Where the fuck have you been? Why haven't you been here a bugger shot with us? Because my damn keys don't work. I know what my damn keys don't work. They changed all the damn locks. They did, because we... Well, while you were gone, there was a coup and a bunch of employees tried to steal a million dollars from the cow. Hell, where's Shelly? And then Cerberus sold a bugger shot to Shelley. We had to come up with three million dollars and the comedy club in order to get a bugger shot. It was quite the idea. Really? Yeah. And Shelley's on her badass arc. Uh-huh. Look at that. Cornwood, by the way, you might want to get a check for paint guy. I may have let one loose when I was dense. Oh, the hell? Dense? Oh, that ain't no good. He's back. Hey, Cornwood. Oh, howdy, Shelley. What's up? What was it? I'm doing good. I heard a giggle. Who was that about? No, I called. Yeah, I heard you. I got the bugger shot. The bugger shot back. And yeah, I heard you were an officer. Yeah, I'm a cadet. Really? So how did that happen? It's been chaos. Absolute chaos. God, it's been so long since you've been around. It could be a whole, like, a foot-long novel. Really? Yeah, it's been crazy. Yeah, hell, that's what it sounds like. This is something about three million dollars and something or another. Yeah, in the comedy club. And then I lost everything. Here I am. We got the bugger shot back. You know, once again, things are falling apart. They're crumbling. But you know what? No, we're still here. Well, that's good. The thing that's important is you've got to make the bugger shot great again. Yeah, I'm probably about to have another mental breakdown. But it's fine. Everything's good. It's good. It's fine. Well, that's good to hear, except for the mental breakdown part. I mean, there's actually not very many people from the old crew that still work here. Really? A lot of new people. You know, it's crazy how things have turned out. You know, I never thought I'd be a cop. I can find anything and stream a tunnel. Yeah, maybe. Are you going to be coming around more regularly? Yeah, I'll be around. I mean, it won't be like it used to, but I'll be around a little bit more often. I was around last week a little bit. I just got to be careful. I mean, hell, they want me to be a trooper. They're damn near begging me to come be a state trooper. I said, hell, I mean, I don't know. I mean, are the troopers right for me? You know, that's the real question. You know, it's like, they ask most these folks, are you right for the troopers? For me, it's the other way around. At the end of the day, as long as I'm protecting this damn city and making this city better, that's my goal. Yeah, true. She's reaching. Crisis averted. Ah! Oh, I tripped over the damn, uh... I tripped over the damn curb. Why'd they make the damn curb so high? I know. Ow! Yeah, sorry about that. I know. All right, Shelly, we'll see you soon. Let's see, do we have any... Oh, what's do we have any actives? Going on patrol, Jack. Going on patrol. Hello, son. What the hell are y'all doing? Why the hell are you driving around the damn city like that? Like a bad gum madman. Oh, man. I don't know. We just swung out of the way. It was pretty smooth, though. Sir, all your damn windows are broken. Oh, yeah, man. We fucking... This is what happened, right? A bird flew into it. A bear. A bird, you know. You know, the wings. You know, the beak. Oh, a bird. A bird. Yes, yes. Birds ain't real, son. Birds ain't real. I mean, that's true. Well, let me tell you. I'm Senior Captain Cleetus Cornwood, Esquire. Okay? You got some hot talk, man. Come on, fuck. You know what? I'm about to add some heart to your damn face if you don't shut up, okay? Get on your damn way and follow damn law. One of my officers just got shot. So I got to go take care of that. It's quickly as possible. Shit, man. You won't shut up. So y'all lucked out. I got to get the hell out of here. Does he need a kiss? No. Hey, do we have people going to that officer down? EMS is staging for it. I asked for a channel. I haven't had a response yet. It looks like there are officers on scene. Well, 316 is on the way. Oh, Lord. Okay, here we go. I believe so. Danita, okay. Yeah. I need 622s with it. Grabbing it. Why? Who went down and why? Are you okay here at construction? Officer? Who's that? Their shots going off. Do we know where the shots are coming from? It's 418. I have visual of them on the actual building of the eastern side. The unit comes up here. They'll be able to shoot them. I don't see them. 318 is on channel. I can't see them. It's so... Why is it so... That's the Olympic, okay? Why is it so blurry? I just jumped down because I can't see. What is happening? You cannot go up on an Olympic. You cannot shoot them. We're shooting at the guys on the rooftop. So that's where the... What the shots are? That is not what anyone is asking. Okay, son. That's a great SUV. It did look like an SUV. Might have just looked black because of the lighting. Do they have two active shooters? How many are there? Three active shooters minimum right now. One is in the northeast corner of the RIMM paint building, which is just south of Olympic Freeway. One is in the southwest corner. Additionally, there's a black vehicle with a spoiler that was taking shots on ground level at around the Alta Street train tracks. Likely occupied by someone with a black bull cut, a red top white pants, and a black mask. I saw that person lurking in the same area right before the shots of the article was made. It's me, it's me. She stopped outside the Alta Street apartment. There's three black vehicles stopped in the mother... They shot at me earlier from whenever I was over there. Fuck. Yeah, so hell, I think they got eyes on that, but I can't see where they're shooting from. Are they behind that lip? Yes, they're behind the lips. So where I'm gonna shoot now? They're back there. Okay. I'm stuck. Why are my kids just stuck? My damn legs got stuck. I should have just shot, because I saw their heads. Yeah, my damn... I don't know what happened. My legs got locked up there and it couldn't move. I don't know what happened. My legs got locked up or something. Yeah, it couldn't move. It was very hot. Yeah, I saw their head. They were standing up over the thing. I probably should have just shot at them instead of trying to figure out when my boot was stuck. Permacornwood? Permacornwood is dead. My people sad. I should have just shot them. But my brain was like my brain... Whenever I couldn't move, my brain just went malfunctioning. Howdy. How are you doing today, ma'am? I'm doing all right. You get shooty'd? Oh, yeah, a little bit. Thankfully, I think my damn vest is ripped up, but I think I'm... I think I didn't feel any bleeding, which is good. Yeah, I'm not saying anything. Oh, okay. Thank you, ma'am. You're welcome, honey. Could you pick up this dead guy out here? I'll just leave him here if that's okay. Self-transported. I actually have him in the car with this guy. I called the ambulance. They didn't answer. So I was like, you know what? There's only one thing I can do here. Yeah, that's how it goes. Here, give me a ride to MRPD. I got you, sir. Is that cornwood? How's it going? Back in the day, one time, you chased me through a cornfield. Really? It's a good corn. Yeah, it looked good. It looked healthy and fresh. Well, that's good. Here you are, sir. All righty. Thank you, son. Hello. Hey, cornwood, how you doing? This is Deputy Peppers. Howdy. I wonder if you would like to ride around up and pick me up. All right, we'll be right there in a second. Fingal's throwing a bit of a temper tantrum. He dumped his car in the ocean. Oh, Lord. What else? Yeah, he's throwing. Fingal, clean up the store. Hey, listen, we'll be there in a skippy, all right? All right, it sounds good. How you doing, Tyler? Howdy. How are y'all doing? Hey, cornwood. Fingal's throwing a bit of a second. Fingal, scoot over. Fingal, you are being a child. You are being a child. Fingal, scoot over. Well, we got soft cars, anyways. I don't know why we... Hey, we're gonna take this one. It's fine. Don't worry about it. Hey, look at this. The damn speedometer is on the window. Yeah, it's so cool. You see that? Yeah, that's... Technology is getting pretty amazing. How did they put the screen in the window? I... Yeah, that's what they do. It's a thing. A new thing Apple came out with called Ligma. What's Ligma? Steve Jobs. Hey, Ripley, what's up? Oh, shit, Cornwood. I'm just testing that a little bit. You got your harness on, Cornwood? Nope, don't fit. Hit the cone. Yeah, this is where you hit me with your car that one time. Yeah! Yeah! Right now, I'm in a car with Cornwood. I'm peppers. Oh, shit! What are you doing? I actually didn't have a seatbelt on. I think my seatbelt broke. Yeah, you went 150 up a damn ramp. Why'd it break? You can make it five minutes of driving, Cornwood. I can nobody else's seatbelt broke. I held onto the ocean handle. How come it did only kill me? You know what? Something urgent just came up, and I have to... It is the month of May, holy fuck. Oh! What? The month of May? I thought she was making a period joke. That's what I thought. I'm going to be honest about the same thing. Periods are gross. It took me about ten minutes or ten seconds. I was like, wait, that's not once a year. Oh, shit.