 Hello friends, Tom's here. I'm going to read for you another great short story by Jorge Luis Borges, a famous Argentinian writer of short stories. This one is called The Book of Sand. The line consists of an infinite number of points, the plane of an infinite number of lines, the volume of an infinite number of planes, the hyper volume of an infinite number of volumes, no. This moray geometrico is decidedly not the best way to begin my tale. To say that the story is true is by now a convention of every fantastic tale. Mine, nevertheless, is true. I live alone in a fifth floor apartment on Calle Belgrano. One evening a few months ago, I heard a knock at my door. I opened it and a stranger stepped in. He was a tall man with blurred, vague features or perhaps my nearsightedness made me see him this way. Everything about him spoke of honest poverty. He was dressed in gray and carried a gray vallus. I immediately sensed that he was a foreigner. At first I thought he was old, then I noticed that I had been misled by his sparse hair, which was blonde, almost white, like the Scandinavians. In the course of our conversation, which I doubt lasted more than an hour, I learned that he hailed from the Orkneys. I pointed the man to a chair. He took some time to begin talking. He gave off an air of melancholy, as I myself do now. I sell Bibles, he said at last. In this house, I replied not without a somewhat stiff, pedantic note. There are several English Bibles, including the first one, Wycliffs. I also have Cipriano de Valera's, Luther's, which is in literary terms the worst of the lot, and a Latin copy of the Vulgate. As you see, it isn't exactly Bibles I might be needing. After a brief silence, he replied, It's not only Bibles I sell. I can show you a sacred book that might interest a man such as yourself. I came by. I came by it in Northern India, in Bikaner. He opened his vallus and brought out the book. He laid it on the table. It was a cloth-bound octavo volume that had clearly passed through many hands. I examined it. The unusual heft of it surprised me. On the spine was printed Holy Rit, and then Bombay. 19th century, I'd say, I observed. I don't know, it was the reply. Never did know. I opened it at random. The characters were unfamiliar to me. The pages, which seemed worn and badly set, were printed in double columns like a Bible. The text was cramped and composed into versicles. At the upper corner of each page were Arabic numerals. I was struck by an odd fact. The even number page would carry the number 4514, let us say. While the odd number page that followed it would be 999. I turned the page. The next page bore an eight-digit number. It also bore a small illustration, like those one sees in dictionaries. An anchor drawn in pen and ink, as though by the unskilled hand of a child. It was at that point that the stranger spoke again. Look at it well. You will never see it again. There was a threat in his words, but not in the voice. I took note of the page and then closed the book. Immediately, I opened it again. In vain, I searched for the figure of the anchor, page after page. To hide my discomfort, I tried another tact. This is a version of Scripture in some Hindu language, isn't that right? No, he replied. Then he lowered his voice, as though entrusting me with a secret. I came across this book in a village on the plain, and I traded a few rupees in a Bible for it. The man who owned it didn't know how to read. I suspect he saw the book of books as an amulet. He was of the lowest caste. People could not so much as step on his shadow without being defiled. He told me his book was called the Book of Sand, because neither sand nor this book has a beginning or an end. He suggested I try to find the first page. I took the cover in my left hand and I opened the book. My thumb and forefinger almost touching. It was impossible. Several pages away lay between several pages always lay between the cover and my hand. It was as though they grew from the very book. Now try to find the end. I failed there as well. This can't be, I stammered. My voice hardly recognizable as my own. It can't be, yet it is. The Bible peddler said his voice little more than a whisper. The number of pages in this book is literally infinite. No page is the first page. No page is the last. I don't know why they're numbered in this arbitrary way, but perhaps it's to give one to understand that the terms of an infinite series can be numbered anyway, whatever. Then, as though thinking out loud, he went on. If spaces in infinite, we are anywhere at any point in space. If time is infinite, we are at any point in time. His musings irritated me. You, I said, are a religious man. Are you not? Yes, I'm Presbyterian. My conscience is clear. I am certain I didn't cheat that native when I gave him the Lord's word in exchange for his diabolical book. I assured him he had nothing to reproach himself for and asked whether he was just passing through the country. He replied that he planned to return to his own country within a few days. It was then that I learned he was a Scott and that his home was in the Orgenies. I told him I had great personal fondness for Scotland because of my love for Stevenson and Hume. And Robbie Burns, he corrected. As we talked, I continued to explore the infinite book. Had you intended to offer this curious specimen to the British Museum, then, I asked, with feigned indifference. No, he replied. I am offering it to you. And he mentioned the great sum of money. I told him, with perfect honesty, that such an amount of money was not within my ability to pay. But my mind was working. In a few moments, I had devised my plan. I proposed a trade, I said. You purchased the volume with a few rupees in the Holy Scripture. I will offer you the full sum of my pension, which I have just received. And Wycliffe's black letter Bible, it was left to me by my parents. A black letter Wycliffe, he murdered. I went to my bedroom and brought back the money and the book. With a bibliophile zeal, he turned the pages and studied the binding. Done, he said. I was astonished that he did not haggle. Only later was I to realize that he had entered my house already determined to sell the book. He did not count the money, but merely put the bills into his pocket. We chatted about India, the Orkneys, and the Norwegian Jarls that had once ruled those islands. Night was falling when the man left. I have never seen him since, nor do I know his name. I thought of putting the book of sand in the space left by the Wycliffe, but I chose at last to hide it behind some imperfect volumes of the thousand and one nights. I went to bed, but could not sleep. At three or four in the morning, I turned on the light. I took out the impossible book and turned its pages. On one, I saw an engraving of a mask. There was a number in the corner of the page. I don't remember now what it was. Raised to the ninth power, I showed no one my treasure. To the joy of possession was added the fear that it would be stolen from me, and to that the suspicion that it might not be truly infinite. Those two points of anxiety aggravated me already habitually aggravated my already habitual misanthropy. I had but few friends left and those I stopped seeing. A prisoner of the book, I hardly left my house. I examined the warm binding and the covers with a magnifying glass and rejected the possibility of some artifice. I found that the small illustrations were spaced at two thousand two thousand page intervals. I began noting them down in an alphabetized notebook, which was very soon filled. They never repeated themselves. At night, during the rare intervals spared me by insomnia, I dreamed of the book. Summer was drawing to a close and I realized that the book was was monstrous. It was cold consolation to think that I, who looked upon it with my eyes and fondled it with my ten flesh and bone fingers was no less monstrous than the book. I felt it was a night nightmarish thing, an obscene thing, and that it defiled and corrupted reality. I considered fire, but I feared that the burning of an infinite book might be similarly infinite and suffocate the planet and smoke. I remembered reading once that the best place to hide a leaf is in the forest. Before my retirement, I had worked in the National Library, which contained 900,000 books. I knew that to the right of the lobby, a curving staircase descended into the shadows of the basement, where the maps and periodicals are kept. I took advantage of the librarian's distraction to hide the book of sand on one of the library's damp shelves. I tried not to notice how high up or how far from the door. I now feel a little better, but I refuse even to walk down the street the library is on.