 We did it boys and girls, as of today, it's official. Less than a month after its launch, CNN Plus is toast. This reminds me what's best in life, crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hit the lamentation of the women. According to Axios, the short-lived, far left streaming service is set to close its doors on April 30th. Apparently, Discovery had urged CNN not to launch the service yet until their merger was complete because Discovery has other plans for CNN. But they decided to go ahead and do it anyway, which led to less than 150,000 total subscribers and fewer than 10,000 daily users. But that's not all. I have another excuse for you to break out the beers tonight. It appears that Barack Obama's podcast on Spotify will be another body on the pyre. Bloomberg News reported on Wednesday that Hireground, the production company run by former President Barack Obama and former First Lady Michelle Obama, is seeking a multi-million dollar deal elsewhere as their deal with Spotify expires this year. That's another way of saying Spotify was no longer interested and showed them the door.