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Welcome, everybody, to Wee Sports with Brian. I got a text. I wonder if it's Mika Bean. Please. Jesus. Please. Please be quiet. Everyone, you remember Brian. Brian. Hi! Justin, go real close in on his face and then you can put his twitch next to his face. Oh, how cute. You haven't posted a video in six months. Ugly bastard. What the f... We're gonna start off... Yeah. Great wee bowling. I'm with... I don't know why I'm trying to select stuff. I can't. I'm doing a standard game. You don't want to do a billion pins? No, I don't. Motion plus. We don't have the motion plus. Do one player, because that one has the motion plus. Oh, it doesn't? Wait, hold on. I can't select it. I have a motion plus. I bought some. Like recently? Yeah, because I was like, oh, only one of the controllers has the motion plus. I know where they are. All right, Justin. Make sure that you edit in a cool monkey who's doing tennis. It'll be really neat. I think people will really get a kick out of it. Justin, if you can still hear me, you don't have to edit in any of the dumb things that Brian tells you, do you? In fact, edit over what Brian is saying with your own personal monologue of whatever you want. The fitness gram pacer test is a multi-state... I don't know where it is. Oh, the whole video is ruined. No, no. One Wii remote will be shared by two players. That's right, Brian. We do rock, paper, scissors. Okay. See you guys first. One, two, three, four. Wait, no. Dude, is that you? That's me. You're looking hot. Thank you. Been a long time since I played Wii bowling. So... Come on! Dammit! So I don't think this is going to be much of a challenge, is what I meant to say. Ooh, six spare, dude. Nice spare. That's what it's all about, Brian. Wait, I got to use the strap. No, you don't. It's going to be... We're running out of film, Brian. The film. We are on a traditional film basis. All I got to say is I was the captain of my Wii bowling league. That was very... Did you have a bowling league in your school? No, that was actually a lie, but I hope that it was a... No, a bowling league. I did. I actually dated a girl from our high school bowling league. Morgan. And she wasn't even good. He dated a girl. Come on, baby. Ooh, ooh, it's so close. But I got robbed at the end, Brian. I got robbed at the end. Opposite twisty, boy. Or... Ooh. Dangerous move. Let's see if this gamble pays off. It does not. I will choke you in your sleep, mommy. Oh, Brian. Come on, Brian. Come on. What the fuck? Physics? I guess I'm not strong. Come on, Brian. I'm becoming old and decrepit. Come on, Brian. What the fuck? Hey, come on, Brian. Hey. Hey, come on, Brian. Oh, Afe. You got to hit that one. Hey. Come on, Brian. I knew a guy who... Hey, come on, Brian. Did you and your friends ever do wee bowling tournaments or anything? I'm looking at myself in the mirror. Frame three? Still plenty of time to come back. Oh, my fucking god. This game's rigged. By the way, this is your console. So it's got to be rigged. I believe in the heart of the cards, Brian. That's the wrong game. I'm burning calories, at least. Oh, my god. What's the perimeter for... I don't think you're throwing hard enough. You got to be stronger. I'm throwing as hard as my little arms will let me. Oh, come on. I have excellent form. Wow. That's all I got to say. Pretty crazy, but you didn't wear the strap. So it doesn't actually count. What? Yeah. All right. OK. The technique was there. Just... But why didn't I get it? It's my question. Got to have a higher luck stat. That one felt good. If I don't get a strike in this game, I'll go for something rash. Oh, don't. Oh, my god. Looks like you've got split. Risky, no turns. Ooh. I tried really hard. You pulled the risky one. I did. Brian, are you ready to see what a strike looks like? I'm ready. I've never seen one in person in Wee Bowling. Fucking... That's it, dude. I didn't know that's all it took for a strike. Are you trying to... The old Sitsie Downsies? Hey! Oh, my god. You may have noticed we're playing Wee Sports Resort and not Wee Sports. Because in my opinion, Wee Sports Resort has the best of both worlds. It's true. Which are? It has basketball. Wait. That's my first try. Sorry, I didn't know. Like that? I'm going to get a spare. Told you. Game's already over. Yeah? I won. And by you saying it's over, you mean that I'm winning? Oh, my god. There it is. Oh, my god. You called it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Looks like you have to eat my ass. I got a text. It's Justin from The Future Going. Please don't make this video. I don't want to see it. Oh, my god. Dude, what is going on? Got little noodle arms or something. Just a little noodle baby. Oh, my god. What the hell? It's because I don't got chubby cheeks like your guy. You little chubsters. Shoot. Oh, my god. Now you got the tech down. I didn't do anything different than what I've been doing the entire game. When did the original Wee come out? I think it was 2007 or something. Back before I was born. This is the last time I played Wee Sports, but I don't remember. I don't know. I was just a little tadpole then. Damn it. I don't think I was even born. Ryan, I didn't get a strike. Well, I guess your ass is uneaten. Whoopsies. God damn it. I didn't get all the bozos down. Oh, those bozos. I didn't get all the bozos down. Those little bozers. All right. Here we go. Oh, I throw it. Looks like you got a goal. Like an ant stop. I didn't know. Bowling is two throws. I didn't know. A person. What the fuck? I didn't know. All right. I didn't know. Last frame. Last frame. You got to get a spare strike. The thing I'm about to get three strikes in a row. Well, I had another go. You get two more, I believe. Not two more if I don't get a strike. Oh, fuck. Two more, I believe. There it is. Two more. Like I said. You already got the strike. Fuck. Nice. That was garbage. Yeah. I know. For a second, I thought it was golf rules and I was like, wait, you got the lowest score. Yeah. But we're not playing golf. That's what I'm saying. Oh, farts. We're not playing golf. Well, that's okay. We're not. We could. We're not playing golf. We could play golf. We are not playing golf. Let's play golf. Let's play around the golf. Oh, dude. All right. Here you go. Well, I can't golf like this. What if my... All right. Cool. Now add in a... Cool. Heavy. Cool. Doing a backflip on a skateboard. I think the blue is definitely red. Oh, shit. It's not over, Brian. You're prepped. Nope. Not yet. Oh, no. Not the new balances. How will I win? You can't. Oh, pops. You got this. Mmm. Ooh. Looks like a sick shot. Ooh. Little lean into the right, just like me. All right. Do you have any dadly advice for my golfing? Yeah. Yeah? Do good. Oh, that's a twisty. All right. Oh, wow. Lean in. That's a real bit of a... Real tharma. What is that? A candy cane? Oh. Yeah. Well... On the fairway still, though. All calculated. I don't know the rules of golf. You win by putting the ball in the hole. Okay. Interesting swing you have going. I don't know. You're a dad. Of course you know. I get through college without your advice. I don't know the... I don't know the... Rot on the green. That's nice. Dad, you've never spoken this way before. You've never spoken this way before. I need a drink. Ooh. Shot three. Here we go. This is for the big bird, huh? Ooh. Wait, whoa, whoa. Ooh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Dad, you gotta find a different way to... It's not calibrated correctly. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. Ooh. Ooh. I believe in you. I believe in you. Ooh. Ooh. Maybe it's... Oh. I feel like I really tapped it in there. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's so much. All right, all right. Ooh. Bogey. I like that little tingle-tangle, though. It was bogus. What? Is it bending it all the way like that? Do I have to swing this like a baseball bat? What is happening? What the fuck? I wasn't swinging. Looks like you were. What? What is happening? Swing. You can do it, little Ethan. Sure. All right. Nice hit. Nice on. No, don't go in the funky. Yes. Oh, damn it. All right, there's the green. Right there. Your destiny. Should I put it in? You should probably use the putter here. If I were your caddy, I would hand you the putter. Okay. Fuck way too hard. Wow. This is why I would have handed you the putter. Shot four. Here we go. Easy on. Right here. Here, you can have this if you want. Ooh. That was so far. Yeah. What do you... Should I use the putter? Hmm. What was you... I was just going for it, I guess. Yeah, just going for it. Ooh. Ooh. Look at that spin. Spin. Made it sit in. You're asking me about it. Thank you. You really mean it, Dan? Did you call me Danny? All right. Well, I feel like I'm comfortable enough now with you, dad, to call you by first name. Fuck. I'm sure it's not the bowling. What the fuck? What is going on? What is going on? Oh. Fucking... Just hit it. It's actually real nice. That's actually kind of cool. Yeah. Yeah. I reject the thing I did. Boo. That was a great pod. That was a great triple bogey. Thanks. Makes me feel real good. Par. A bogus. Par. A bogus. Par. Par. Par. Par. Par. Par. Par. Par. Par. Par. Par. Par. Par.