 This dude's suicide diving into a volcano with a bird armadillo unicorn a mo- We have two episodes left at this season. Not only of this season, but of this JoJo. I know how this show works now. I know that it's generational. And every season we're gonna get a different JoJo. I'm waiting for them to race-swap JoJo or like gender-swap him. Blow my mind and make a Middle Eastern JoJo. I volunteer for that role. Okay, we're gonna start this episode. It's called the birth of a super being. And that could be the birth of any character in this damn show because every character seems like they're a super being. Give this guy an award immediately. I don't care if this aired when like- Nine years ago, I don't care. Give it to him now if he didn't win it. Even if he did win it, give it to him every year. I can't imagine what's gonna happen this episode. Oh, you didn't? No, I love you, Hitler. I love him. So it's okay. Dear God! What? What? What, Speedwagon? That you didn't destroy the mask when you had the chance? You're holding your mother. Remember this, JoJo. Now he has a weird form. What in doubt? And when you want to get stronger, attach a fucking horn to your head. Ay, ay, ay, ay! He stood up! Sherman soldiers are not cowards! Damn right, I want to be a Sherman soldier. I can't believe they have time to explain this. Come on! Use your flashlights, god damn it! Stare one more time. You fucking garden gnome. What's gonna happen to these animals? London's right! The fuck is going on? Bestiality! That's his hand? Are they gonna fuck now? What are you... What's wrong with you, smoky? Is he talking to the squirrel? Ah, what the hell? No, no! That's his... Okay, okay, okay, okay. His hand. You know what? I can't explain it. I can't put into words. Ah, dude, this is brutal. This squirrel belongs at Bazaar. Nothing! Here we go. That's right. Now, what is he gonna turn into the sun? Oh, I forgot. Okay, okay. Have you learned nothing? Speedwag is learned nothing in life. He's about to witness another JoJo death. He's gonna grab the sun and throw it. Don't you hear his evil anime laugh? Ooh, even a dubstep change. This is God's step now. This is like God's doing fucking stepping on the drums. He's gonna grab the sun and throw it. I'm telling you. He's gonna say, yeah, the sun's supposed to kill me. Watch this! In God's ballsack... Is he doing that? I thought you all... You were just fascinated by the two squirrels fucking. And now look at him. Oh. Here, hold my mother. Don't you fuck her. Live. That's a guy! Is he gonna say it? We're fighting drag queen, man, now. How many transformations does he have? I got it wrong with him. What are you doing now, Speedwag? Are you just gonna stare at this whole thing as the super being wrecks havoc in the world? What in God's name is Smokey gonna do? Look at this guy's figure. Just look at it. Like, I always make fun of him saying he's huge. Or he looks like Blastoise. He doesn't look like Blastoise. I feel like he is Blastoise. Cars is actually flying right now. He turned into a bird. A unicorn bird. A unibird. What? You're gonna tell him about it fucking lineage? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Just say it! Say it! You could have said, mother. Speedwag, it just wants the Cap-a-Feel on Jojo's mom. It's where I kill myself, Smokey. It's all up to you. Did he turn into... How the fuck did that make sense? I thought he turned into a plane. I'm not even joking I thought the plane was gonna have his head. He jumped into a plane had time to turn it on and to get it flying Are we gonna see how that happens? I would have believed it more if he turned into a plane That plane was speeding too. There's no way unless he had Jojo time to start it Why why Jojo why what ridiculous shit is about to happen? As if him getting in this plane fighting wamoo the bird or what's the day cars cars turned into a bird It's cars versus planes right now Did he go to flight school? Do you think bullets are gonna work on him? In this world Their armadillo shell feathers didn't you know that dumbass? All right, he'd be dead right now, but wait no Jojo's muscles are made of armadillo What's about to happen is he gonna turn into a yacht now? There's no way there's no way he's flying away from everyone let his mom and speed wagon finally died Jojo's gonna fall out of the plane and then he's gonna turn into a jet Like an engine is gonna come out of his asshole This is the most Jojo fight I've seen Oh Way he could fly a plane Because his dad did I just put that together in my head. What's in his dad a pilot? So we're supposed to believe the flight skills pass down to him or maybe his dad showed him how to fly right? That's the explanation. I bet the side character dad that died in a flashback even have a Seize it dedicated to him. What a piece of shit at least he gets it Nothing's gonna work. The motherfuckers are an armadillo bird unicorn So the throw soda at him What's your idea Jojo? He's gonna die. He's gonna crash the fucking plane into the bird armadillo the bird of Dillo Throw the fucking planet at him. He's gonna drive into the Sun and they're gonna fight on the Sun. Oh My god, he's gonna he's gonna suicide dive into a volcano with a Armadillo bird unicorn only Jojo can make me forge a sentence like that. I Feel like I just forged a master sword by saying that out loud I've seen too many Jojo's die You already found the volcano And that plane is going nine million miles per hour. It's happening again It's a cycle speed wagon honestly, I just killed myself if I were you I wouldn't be able to live with this Just next time a Jojo's born get the fuck away from them go to Venice He loves him man for your mama's sake. Tell him that Don't tell me you broke up You motherfucker, of course it breaks up there in that second I hate that trope. Why did I guess that a flip fish was gonna fly through the Plane that's a million feet in the air. Why didn't I guess that a killer fish? Oh, he is dying dying like this is gonna be the most brutal death I thought a fucking boat explosion was a death man. Nah, this takes it to the next level How are they gonna top a volcano death or is he gonna turn into a volcano? Oh? shit dying in dubstep oh My god, this is where Jojo grows his wings. Oh, no Holy shit, that is dope. It's a fucking store You heard that scream I Can't believe what I'm watching right now this dude suicide diving into a volcano with a bird armadillo unicorn Fuck the Atlantic, I'm never flying over it That's what I'm wondering bro Jewish people live across the hall from me I can't imagine when they hear me say that I can't believe they're so oh, they're gonna be descending to this Volcano until the last that's the last scene of the season There's so one episode left and it looks like he's still alive in the next episode by the thumbnail So I'm like what is he's just gonna land on his feet, but I forgot they're like mechanical feet look at him He's like a broken toy It's like you're destroying the ring from water to rings cars is a fucking ring Next episode the ascendant one Why where is the ascending to heaven? Is he fucking dying in this episode? He has to all right guys Let's witness the death of our um 45th Jojo because I know it's gonna happen. I know it. I know it I'm not even gonna cry. I'm not gonna overreact. I'm expecting it If he doesn't die, I'll cry because it's unexpected Wow He befriended the son he went up to it and shook its hand Or he met the son and it's birthed the son's father. Oh We're in the end No intro. Oh god. I love this Jojo man. He's so funny Stop it. Why'd you say you're taught you're taught if you say you're taught it means no time It's not gonna happen He tried transforming into something that's enough to withstand lava It's a melt and rock you back They threw this motherfucker straight into a volcano in that studio, bro They said we're gonna put you and hover you over lava So you could record your screams what I hear about employees that we're in manga and anime they probably do it Why do you say that? Don't you know he's about to turn into a volcano and what worries me is that it might actually happen I'm actually I'm not even lying doing this for the channel. I believe it's a possibility that he could turn it to a volcano Don't you understand how fucking insane that is Don't talk like you're not a broken action figure This is what you get for saying that uh Don't you watch anime with their hair tie in the volcano? Thank God they're showing it. I needed an explanation for this all it has happened While Jojo was saying a yata You know, I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened. I know it's a metaphor But it's Jojo So this could be real Holy shit take me back to this area holy mother fuck Back our ascendents would pose He knew the Sun itself and I talked about a son like a human. I'm talking about the fucking son. Oh my god He's doing the anime thing This is how I'm gonna scare somebody somebody tries to fuck with me. I'm gonna be like that's it. That's it Watch some shit their pants. They're gonna be like It's a cars descendant He's gonna eat the earth That volcano was just a beverage for him Bro, if a fucking plane it's with volcano is not gonna hurt him. You think of your leg is matter of fact it might Jojo's leg bro. That's Jupiter itself He's gonna look like Hitler next look at him Speedwag is about to show up in like a giant wheelchair Jojo just hit him with a pose That's what's gonna win this battle unless Caesar comes back the hat's gonna come back He's gonna turn to do a triangle He's geometry man Cars just talked about a vehicle how ironic now what now what is he about a turn into the solar system? The rest of them No, it's a series episode when they throw an OST in with words. It's over. This is the end Jojo Jojo even the OST is tearing him on the volcano is gonna grow a face to cheer him on They're about to fight next to the Sun. I swear if that's a battlefield here, so I'll help you They're fighting on an asteroid that's coming out of earth Take the time to fucking laugh, bro. I Could think of a million instances the laugh this ain't on that list Holy fuck They're gonna fight in the fucking space. They're gonna fight in space. They don't need a breath. Jojo's gonna grow a suit around him I was dope. Oh my god. Okay. This puts the first Jojo's death in a boat Bro, that's like dying by a paperclip compared to how he's dying how to fuck it again atop this You know what if this was season one, I'd believe that he turned into an asteroid itself and survived Imagine telling your kids how your dad died Who'd he fuck did he fuck his mom before he died? Maybe though, but that's the next Jojo. We'll hope the sound design I felt like I was freezing up You know what man? This is coming back Somehow this is gonna make its way back to earth three Jojo's from now and he's coming back. He ain't dead He is not dead. This is just like leaving the fucking mask Instead of destroying it. This is exactly what's gonna happen. He's coming back, bro He's gonna come back a flying asteroid. It's gonna hit earth. It's gonna be cars Oh Okay, that answers my question Back to New York, I should have known Could I visit this gravesite? See the first Jojo's death was emotional. This one was fucking awesome We're gonna have a cemetery just dedicated to Jojo. That's how many of them are gonna die. Is that smoky? You're a dumbass you should have just said it's his mother How could you forget Jojo, man after what just happened imagine forgetting that you could be terminally ill Have dementia. You're not forgetting that A part of me was saying in my head that this is gonna happen, but then I was like there's no way I Have never believing anything Never nobody dies the first Jojo might attend this this fucking funeral Yeah, what's with the surprise? I was just on top of earth Turned into a fucking asteroid into a volcano. What was the surprise? I? Need gin in this What do you get married on the asteroid as it was falling that is it? I am packing my bags. I'm going to Japan now It's supposed to be like four days from now Monday. I'm leaving right now. I'm getting a fuck out of this state Back when the volcano erupted. I called you and myself on a proposal. What what what the fuck is he about the show? The rock shielded him. Yeah You know what I'm gonna try that I'm a fly to space all that has happened I'm gonna fly to space and jump the fuck into an ocean and use the asteroid as my my shield Two weeks Okay, this could have happened in two weeks. I fell in love with my girl and one of the second I saw her oh My god, I need that I need that replay this fucking super slow motion. Is there a slow motion setting on okay? Okay, you know what you know what crunchy roll y'all should have a slow motion section for tit for titty mechanics built into your system By now are you serious? I'll do it myself then That was the best animation I've seen bed in attack on pine demons layer fuck that bro. That was peak fuck you foldable mapper It's all about whoever made this all right So what's the time jump gonna be for the next Jojo because there's no way he's surviving But he's better have a kid. I'm surprised. He has to have a whole fucking family of children right now in those two weeks Why When is this bitch gonna die She's gonna be teaching the whole Is that Jojo's little girl is that his It's never gonna end this show's never ending it never has to end this could go as long as one piece they have one child It's a girl. It's a girl. So it's Jojo Anna What's that be your name or Joleen He's gonna die. Oh no, no, no, no, I love I love it man. I'm a cry if they say he died Don't do it to me What is he fucking immortal cars is a piece of shit man compared to speed wagon this dude's immortal You know what man all the time I made fun of him. I love him mother fucker dies of a heart attack This dude's been alive so long and he dies of a heart attack. Oh my god Are we gonna go to his funeral you remain single? No Mayor smoky brown. Oh Shit What He died in Stalingrad he didn't die fighting the ultimate life-form he died in Stalingrad He better at fuck somebody bro. I need a little Hitler Dude, this is like 10 minutes away from my house. I Could have showed up here only I wasn't alive yet. I was dead for 10 years Is that Jojo are you Japanese? Wait, I was gonna say sorry, but um, are you Japanese? Yeah, fuck you a Japanese person wrote this That just makes my day. That's the funniest part, bro. You got to be able to laugh at yourself So he hates Japan Are you Are you Japanese? Yeah, fuck you man. Oh my god, not have a fun day. That's fucking funny I'm over here applauding racism. I love it Oh, that's the next Jojo Let's go, baby He's a felon. Oh, this is gonna be even darker, bro. How's he gonna die? I'm wondering why they finally fucking translated it What they finally learn? Oh, no, this is part one Yeah, let's watch this again guys