 Isn't this? This is not our house. All the houses in these streets are identical. Why? So Jack can be lazy and use the same house. Ah, right. The writers know. The writers know. The writers know what? Come on spit it out. The writers know about the breach. We have to get going before they... I'm afraid you're not going anywhere. Oh, you think? What do you expect us to do? Live here happily, secluded from the rest of the world? Uh, yeah, actually that's exactly what we want. Well, tough tiddies, Moff. We want out. Shut it, Mr. Audio Books. You're lucky we didn't put you in the rejects. No, you can electrocute us. That's all. Is that all you have to threaten us with? Oh, of course not. That would be silly. We have something much better. What on earth are you talking about? If you shut up, he'll say it, you imbecile. Loud, dandy. Shock him. We're going then. What you got? Shut up, Captain Sass. No, you've shot up, pretty boy. Pretty? For God's sake, it's the reanimated goddamn corpse of Sydney motherfucking Newman. So these are the goddamn doctors you cast? Why are they so young? I mean, that guy in the bow tie looks about five. I'm in my late twenties. Well, you do look like you should be wearing nappies. Why? You two have made some horrible decisions. Holy mother of jelly, babies. Well, that was a waste of goddamn time. It seems so much cooler in the videos. Can't we just go? I mean, this is just ridiculous. You do realise the breach is closed, right? Say what? You heard. Got it. Never gets old. Can we go now? I just remembered I had like a few hundred buns in the oven. Yeah, we're done here. Later. Well. Then began a hatred between Matt Smith and Stephen Moffat. That would last for generations. Until one day, Matt Smith said no more. Calling David Tennant, Peter Capaldi, Paul McGann and the traitorous Christopher Eccleston together to fight the foul writer. In a legendary battle known universally as Doctor Who vs. Moffat.