 Baby, if it isn't, I got to be big To be nice, you can be alright What you say about the milk cups? I said, you got no coke Here, one more time DC, I ain't hear you I said, one more time DC, one more time DC, one more time DC, one more time DC Bring it back then In my work And my fuck a broke the internet with her with I love it. I mean still I still feel like it's nothing wrong with I loved it. That's my mother fucking child I do say you should fuck. I want to do well my mother fucking child Whatever fuck. I get naked walking. That's very true. That's her mother fucking child That's it. She pushed that mother fucking child out of her mother fucking body so she could do what the mother fuck She won't Right and all and then that's why a lot of black women was like She won't raise black children before you know This is the podcast that barbers listen to when they ain't got no customers they listen to it when they got Exactly all the niggas who work at shoe stores footlocker foot action champs niggas who just sell tennis shoes At the trunk they fucking what is heavy all the bitches who braid had the house love the list in the 85 south show Exactly all the baby mamas who get an unemployment child support and she's selling dimes and quarters They fucking with his heart all the niggas who used to be the shit in the 90s all the niggas that got cut 98 Tahoe right nigga fucking with this shit. I Fell asleep because I was sleepy. So I fell asleep. I'm sleeping the car I woke up looked over the driver's side. This nigga was in that motherfucker like that. Oh fuck. No, so my natural reaction I'm like Rick wake up and then nigga And it was lights out when we when when I came to I had to climb out the car I shouldn't climb up the hill cuz we went down into the embankment So the lady came up and was like, oh my god, are you okay? And when she looked at me, I knew I had to be fucked up because she was like Oh my god Yes, make sure you subscribe to this shit, man We got these network people looking at us You know and we trying to get this shit on your favorite network or whatever man. I'll let us we trying to get our rhymes stole I gotta give some I gotta give some shout outs. That's the fuck we want I got to get some shout outs just because it's some people who really support the fuck out of us And it's like it's you know, like when you go to the hospital and all them ladies at the little nursing station overnight They fucking with the podcast Yes, the niggas at the post office Be up because I swear I'd be sleep. I'm like Once you take your wig off you go to sleep. No, I don't take my wig off because they'd be mostly Draining when the weed coming Oh Don't the DC don't She be nervous is Thinking the fuck out there No, it's not that I'm fucking it's not it's not like that Then just getting up there doing comedy in front of a bunch of fucking people Exactly This is like we going crazy on the spot like having to So you was talking all that shit Yeah We go back and forth my nigga and that's the thing like that's what it's about like this Y'all the reason why we do this shit. So y'all can keep so let's do this shit We fucking with in the hallway You titties don't have to be big to be nice. They can be alright I said you don't have to be big Thank you be nice. They can be alright I said your titties don't have to be They can be alright Don't have to be be to be nice. They can be alright I said who girl wet is your titties? She just got a chance. Whoa. She just got a check I said a woo girl with your titties. She just got a chance She just got a chair. I said, baby. Can you poke it like you're working now? So I can make sure that your titties fit in my mouth I said, baby. Can you push it like you're working now? So I can make sure that your titties fit inside my mouth I said if you got big cups in up I said, what's up at it? You got big cups in up I said, what's up? I said if you got big cups in up I said, what's up? I said if you got big cups in up I said, what's up? I said, titties don't have to be big to be nice They can be alright I said your titties don't have to be big to be nice I said nipple size don't mean much to a nigga like me Like me I said nipple size don't mean much to a nigga like me To a nigga like me Imma still suck your titties if they are the size of a chocolate drop Or a DVD Say what? Say what? If they the size of a chocolate drop Or a DVD This has to live to be evil Because your titties don't have to be big to be nice They can be alright I said your titties don't have to be big to be nice They can be alright If you got big cups put your hands in the air If you got big cups put your hands in the air If you got big cups put your hands in the air If you got big cups put your hands in the air If you got big cups bring them right here If you got big cups bring them right here You got the B cups, you forgot the C cups. See them right here, go low, got the B cups and up, bring them right here. I said if you got C cups and up, let me see them. You got C cups and up, let me see them. You got C cups and up, just let me see them. You got C cups and up. What about these things? Hey, Carla, I said if you got no cups, then you need to let us suck on your titties tonight. Take it back one time, chicken. You got D cups, then you need to let us suck on your titties tonight. Titties, titties, titties. If your titties ain't got to be big, to be nice, you can be all right. Take it back to Bill Cubs. I said if you got no cups. Give it one more time, DC. They ain't hear you. I said one more time, DC. One more time, DC. One more time, DC. One more time, DC. Bring it back then. I said your titties don't have to be big. Don't you stop it, DC. Keep going. Nice. They can be all right. Because a lady doesn't have to be nice. I said your titties don't have to be big, to be nice. I don't think it's a move or a might. Be all right. One more time. Titties don't have to be big. Your titties don't have to be nice. They can be all right. I said your titties don't have to be big, to be nice. They can be all right. You don't have no titties. Just a nipple. Put your hands up. Then stand up. Because you a man, bro. If you ain't got no titties, just nipples. Put your hands up. Because you a man, bro. I said your titties don't have to be big, to be nice. They can be all right. I said your titties don't have to be big, to be nice. They can be all right. I said if you got little titties and up, you a freak, but sucking on your titties just like sucking a heartbeat. You ain't got no titties, but you a freak, but sucking on your titties just like sucking heartbeats. I said if your titties small, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Just hilarious. I said if your titties small, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Bring the hook back in. I said your titties don't have to be big, to be nice. They can be all right. This is the 85 sound show, baby. Dropping the hottest, the funniest, the stupidest, the wittiest, the quickest, the most out-the-top freestyle in the game. Just hilarious, baby. Another beat, one. I'm good. Do you see the type of shit we do? We just sit around and fuck around, man. I feel like we ain't seen shit to you. No, no, no, no, no. Wait a minute, I'm going to go back to her hot store. He's still in R. Kelly mode. No, I was with John Legend. Hey, no, hey. You do John Legend, we going to fuck around with R. Kelly. I swear that was R. Kelly. Yeah, I swear that was R. Kelly. That is R. Kelly. But that was not at John Legend. That was R. Kelly. That was R. Kelly. But what about that Mr. Big, though? You be R. Kelly. I be Mr. Big. You be R. Kelly. We hit it one time. R. Kelly. I can't believe this is your bitch. What are you saying, young man? I'm just trying to be fair with you. You said you had my lady. I thought it was your baby. She said she wasn't loving you. You must be crazy. I didn't know she was loving on your old life. Well, you should have known from the bottom of my head that I had on the dresser when you came through. I'll be right back. She told me that you was her great friend. You was her granddad. Well, why would you think that when she had all those handbags? I always thought that bitch was a business woman. No, she's not a business woman. She's my woman. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Well, you can have her, because if she fucking you. I don't want to know more, because I courted with you with la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. I got a feeling, I got a feeling that if I punch you in your heart, you will have a heart attack. Oh, la, la, la, la, you probably right, young man. That's why I got these security guards ready to throw them hand. I'm using my cane. But don't get it fucked up, I can still do my thing. Some telling me that I've been slipped by the sand and your security guards dry. They're about to fall in a minute. Oh, why would you do that, there, young man? Oh, you must not understand that I can go to my closet and get my 45 out the dresser drawer. And all that shit that you're talking won't be being talked no more, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. I'mma let you go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, great sankers move to my place. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That's what made them niggas so great. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. That nigga Mr. Big just say shit on the songs, nigga. That was disrespectful. That nigga was talking about fucking. He was like 65. Niggas. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. But no, just hilarious, though. Listen. What's up? I want to go back to the Martin question. Like you were telling the Martin story. So after he facetimed you, what happened after that? He asked me about a play, a play role, because he writes plays or whatever. And he's in LA doing that. So it started off as that. It wasn't even about a show. He just happened to ask me where was I from. And I said Baltimore. He said, oh, shit. I got a show there tomorrow. How would you feel about opening it up? And I was like, shit, I'm excited. How much time? He like 10 to 15. I'm like, damn, can it get 20? He like, no, 10 to 15. Nigga, she passing already. I'm like, all right, cool. So they came and I went, I did my thing. I was going. That's what it is. So what was the experience like? When you met him, was he what you expected? Martin is so humble. I had everything I was going to say. I was going to start. Quote when some of his shit, I was going to start fucking with him, kicking it with him. The nigga tapped me on my shoulder. I turned around. I just fucking cried. I turned into a whole bitch. I was like, what the fuck? A whole bitch. I had everything I was going to say to the nigga. I was supposed to say, what's up? What's up? I was supposed to get into it. I was going to hit him with the pan. Like all that shit. Oh, you cried. I cried like a bitch. I turned around. I was like, what's up? And just turned into a bitch for real. I was like 10 years old with a real bow. I was some shit. I turned into a bitch. I was so mad. That was a real time in history. If you had a 10-year-old with a bow, I was out. Your 10-year-old used to trip out off that nigga. When he was little, you just don't know the way you move your thing. Across the block. That nigga had the kids on smash. All together. Real shit. I knew it was coming. My nigga don't never let me down. He's so fucking down. It's the 85 South Shore, man. Tell me who the podcast for Chico. Hey, man, this podcast is for niggas that just got killed in a battle by their homeboy in impromptu battle, but still gonna keep rapping because he don't give a fuck about that shit. That's what it do. That's what it do. Sometimes, nigga, when you niggas like us, you gotta understand, nigga, we do this shit, nigga. I love that shit. That shit is the dopest shit ever, but nah. We do this shit. That's what a nigga say when he loses a fight, and like niggas still talking about it. Oh, yeah, that's exactly it. Niggas locked up, nigga, but shit. I do this shit. Y'all ain't gonna fight me though. Y'all ain't gonna fight me though. Tell them, nigga, how long we been going back? We done shot that niggas. Football to get a get money. We do this shit, nigga. Exactly, nigga. Speaking of which, Chico. Yes, sir. I got the inside scoop that fly working on a new mixtape, too. Oh, yeah, that's what it is. Oh, that's what's up. You always working on a mixtape. That's the hard work in y'all, nigga, man. I don't fucking just shot that last one, though. Niggas, I'm still fucked up. I'm taking it back to the street this time, and I'm gonna go right back to the ladies with the next one. I got to go back to the streets. The streets need something. They feeding for it. They just need something to ride to. Say they dope to, and then I'm going right back to the ladies. I got an issue on the joint, though. What's been the feedback on your singing joint? Oh, man, they taking me way more serious than a lot of people. It was just like, all right. I hear you. All right. Shit, what you want to do then? Because I don't want you taking my spot. I'm not taking nobody's spot. It's just the game big enough for motherfuckers to come on and eat for everybody to eat. It's missing puzzles, niggas forget. Like, it's something missing. It's a different voice and a different sound that's missing. So when the game find it, it was fit. It was like one hit wonders. It was missing. Then they made a hit. You know what I'm saying? That's what the game needed. And then they gone by they painted it. Right, right, right. Do you think that... Oh, I got to give one of them for the bro. Do you think that... Do you think that your comedy hinders your music? No. Because people like... Because you got people like, I can't take them serious. My nigga, this is throwing me as a person. You don't know me when I'm really botting them hoes. Like, I'm not singing like, Girl, I roll show ass to get that cool chair. Ain't none of that. Ain't none of that. Oh, ugly little big-headed girl. Ain't none of that. It's me, man. I'm on that. Bitch, I eat your food. Real shit though. I'm fucking with that. I don't... The tape is incredible, man. You know what I mean? The tape is incredible for those of you who haven't listened to it, who won't give the nigga a listen because you look at him like, Oh, that nigga tell jokes and shit like that. That's why I called it, if you didn't know me, I want you to listen to it as if you didn't know me. You remember I asked you, what was your favorite song when it first came out? What you find yourself playing the most of now? I get tired of my music. Oh, yeah, damn. Like, I listened to it so much before y'all even hear it. Right. So it's new to y'all. Like, the way y'all listen to it now, I done had this shit in the bag since July last year. So I love listening to new music to me. Like, I listen to a new song for me to like three months and I'm tired of it. I want to smoke shit. Jess, you need to really check this nigga's nigga's tape out. Or have sex to it. I'm saying like, if you hear it, you gon' want to fuck. All right. For real. That's what you should have called the shit. You gon' want to fuck. Just don't fuck nobody that ain't doing the shit that I'm talking about because you would be in there fucking and in the black. I'ma leak that cool shit. What's somebody shit you been saying? Shit, Jess. Just like that. Cool shit, Jess. All that type of shit. Okay. Come here, like real talk. But that's the thing, man. This shit is so crazy because, you know what I mean? The talent that niggas possess, man, a lot of people just don't appreciate the ability to be able to do some of the things that they see you do because they see you doing it. And it looks so easy. And it looks so easy. Like for example, you rapping, Carlos. Like, how do you receive people who don't know that you really can do this shit like you do it? Like, and really put the shit together the way you put it together and then when they see you and see that you can do this shit, how shocked they are. How does that make you feel? This is my whole... This is crazy. It might sound crazy, like, because we in the entertainment industry, but I love when motherfuckers don't know what I can do some shit because that's one more thing that they won't fucking ask me to do. Yeah, it's like... Yeah, that's the... Keep that... It's a lot of shit that you got to keep under your head. Correct. And it's like, I'm so focused on doing that shit, I ain't never even tried to for real do no music music like that. Me neither. That's like a hobby and it's so much fun. How often do people say that to you though? Like, every day somebody come up to me and be like, you know what, if I didn't do some... I need to do a music project and say and title is some crazy shit. Right. That's very... We got to... Yeah, we all do like... I mean, what DC already is ahead of the curve because he's doing it. This nigga's got a whole bunch of talents, man. This nigga can do back flips and nigga can ice skate. Just only on Moonwalk though. Nigga can swim, the nigga can... This nigga can ice skate This is a very accomplished nigga. I'm not even gonna lie, when they come to like diving and shit, I wish I could do like the front flips, but when they come to hood diving, I'm the best. You put any nigga... This is a little DC. I would jump over cars. Remember like when you ride through the hood, somebody throw out a mattress, it'd be some niggas doing back flips on it. That's one of them niggas. Oh yeah. I'm the nigga that get everybody kicked out the pool because I'm diving over niggas, mommas and shit. I'm over there. Hold the baby. Nah, hold the baby. I'm telling you. I'm gonna jump right over you. I'm saying put a on her there. I'm all you see it's a little nigga over there Grrrrrrr that whole pool turk. Oh, damn shit y'all, even though I broke my back, I need that 100 dollars. Exactly. Jess what's a hidden talent you got to put all those on the video? I see. I can do a lot of shit. Light weight nigga. Yeah, I can draw, I can swim. You said you could swim, like you a bitch or some shit, I could swim. I bitch got gills. It's got gills, it's got gills. Got a couple medals, I can swim. Bitch amphibious on these niggas. I mean, no, no, no, no hidden talent. No extraordinary shit. You ain't no professional swimmer. You look like you got an extra regular life. No, I'm not. Cross the chest and foot roll. No, I don't do nothing. I heard you a smart girl, though. When I'm all like lowkey nerdy. Fuck yeah. Yeah, I went to, yeah. I went to a predominantly white high school, my mother was on some shit. Like, oh, I want you to go to Baltimore City Public Schools for high school. So she sent me to live in Pennsylvania for four years. How I would have been around all them white people, like, no, they looking at me funny. Doing all types of shit. But it's fun. That shit would have made me turn into a monster. Since y'all want me to steal, I might of will steal. All of that shit, everything. They looking for me to steal. The social pressure made you do it. I might of will steal. They like, did you do it? I'm like, shit, I should have. You gonna blame me for it anyway. I'll tell you, I might of will. Shit. Then when you do steal, then you let you. It's not because we tried you two times. You ever heard of nigga stealing some shit and you start looking for it? Like, damn, the nigga came up like that. God damn. Nobody gets it. Somebody stole $900. Somebody stole $900. Yes. What the fuck was that when it was $900 to be stolen? I wanted you to steal that first. That's every day. Had I known that it was $900 to be stolen, y'all might be looking for two niggas. Hey, that's every lick. Especially when you hear about your party in for like $3,000. You like, what? And I just robbed a nigga for $40,000. This nigga ain't had nothing for $40,000. Well, hey, I went down the wrong road. Which one you in on? Because I was going on that one. 3G? I just robbed a nigga for $40,000. That nigga ain't had nothing. Sorry, I'll tell you my- But the fucked up party is you still took the $40,000. Yeah, I took the $40,000. But I was one of those robbers. Like, I was one of the robbers that had a country. Like, I had a 40 and be like, man, I'm finna get this shit back. And then my cousin would be like, fuck that nigga ass, man. We got that. I'm like, yeah, all right, fuck him, man. Easily influenced, man. That's who this shit right here. See, fuck that nigga, then. Nigga done robbed me while I done robbed the nigga. This podcast for the niggas who rob a nigga with your homeboy and then don't get your homeboy no money because you got the gun. Dang. Real talk. Hey, y'all. The crazy part about it, man. That shit's so real. Whatever you find is yours, my nigga. I don't give a fuck. All that split shit. That shit out the window. Let's just show nigga, nigga. Like, if you know this nigga wasn't split it with you. Take a whole charge for it. Oh, man. Boke it over. Nigga put your whole life in danger. Like, hey, nigga, we got nigga. Nah, nigga, nah, nah, nah. You know, you can smoke this. A nigga will talk, a nigga will talk everything. You can smoke this blunt with me, though. Like, hey, bro, what we get? We can get shit. You know what I'm saying? We ain't get shit. Nah, but you can smoke this blunt with me. No, we can get high nigga. You a real nigga. But now ain't no money involved. That ain't your real partner, ain't no split, nigga. Because a nigga, a nigga, yeah, that's the way he felt. Like, that's your real partner. Nigga, see that shit be like, but it's 100,000 in that motherfucker pot. And you know what's fucked up? Yeah, man, nigga coming from all the rules. But if it by you seven, you know you don't fuck with that nigga, you like, you know what's fucked up. It's some niggas listening to this podcast that's gonna end up in prison because of this shit. Because of this shit. Nah, don't do that shit. Our lives has changed. God is good. Look, we know that nigga gonna break the law. Our lives has changed. Break the motherfucking law by yourself, though. I'm telling you. We don't fuck around in the streets, man. God is good. God, time is different now. Talk to him, DC. Get a job. Take him to church. Nigga, they throwing our job like it was nothing. And it's two digits. Stay out the streets. $10 a better. Stay out the streets, man. The streets over here. The streets is over with. Prostitute's still going on, but that's the truth. That's gonna be going on forever. That was going on before there were streets, nigga. Bitch has been selling pussy when it was just grass. So that always going on. Like on horses. Exactly. For I thought selling my pussy this for two coins. And a mule. Coins, baby. Bitch was out there selling. I have two pounds and a mule for that pussy. You'll always be able to bought us some pussy, but the streets is dead, my nigga. Like, first of all, it has become normal to record yourself making threats to motherfuckers. Like, that is the most amazing shit to a nigga like me. Because if you're going to do something to somebody, you don't want to document yourself telling everybody that you're going to do the shit. Because if the nigga fucks, I'm going to beat the fuck out you, bitch ass nigga. I be wearing orange jacket and some green motherfucking jeans with some orange shoes with a red hat. Clown ass nigga. Since you a clown, I'm going to dress like a clown. I'll beat your ass. The shit going to happen Thursday night at 631 when you come outside for walking your motherfucking dog, nigga. I'm going to catch you at the motherfucking Starbucks on the corner down the street from your house. Did I be parking there watching your bitch ass go home? Clown ass nigga. You see what I'm saying? Oh, and I'm going to be with him, bitch. And the nigga do all that and put it on video, put it out. And if this nigga fall down and break his knee tripping over something, they coming to see about you, nigga. They coming to see about you. So that just go to show you how different the street is. So you ain't got to get a job. Do some shit like this. I was on Instagram live. Do some shit like this. I was on Instagram live. This nigga tried to sell me a pound of weed for $1,650. You know what he tried to sell you? 60 days in the wholesale and lawyer fees. That nigga was trying to get that nigga $15,000 a year. If you sell anything illegal, don't post the shit on Instagram. Oh, hi. Every time we drop a message, that nigga going to do it. Them niggas be on the, they be like, perks, they in. I'm like, my nigga, what are they in? We, they in gas, in. The comments on Instagram is a hustler's paradise, my nigga. Y'all know y'all niggas fucking with their goddamn, and they be having shit you not supposed to be. Know y'all niggas fucking with their dialysis, man, it's a nigga. Come on, man. Fuck with me, my nigga. I got that dialysis, man. I got that morphine, man. I got that morphine, y'all. I nigga, the fuck did you get some dialysis? Oh, my. Any nigga need some of that back surgery medicine, I got that shit. Anybody need to hit replacement stick? You on that hit replacement? Niggas got the stick, nigga got the missing stick that the bitch need. I got this stick. It's like a top drive, ugly ass, but I'm on your ass. What's up? You just joined the cast of our show. I did. How do you like it? Shit is fine, I'll be nervous as shit. Why are you nervous as shit? I don't know, I just mean, I don't know. She said you joined the play different. I did, I joined the cast of the show. Where are you going with this? I did it, Los. She joined the cast of the show. How do you like it? I love it. Are you enjoying your time on While and Out? I am, it gets better and better every day. For real? Yeah. You know, the way this nigga switched from monster nigga back to regular nigga is prolific. Jess, what do you like? We stole something from you. Jesses, her foot hurt. We're going to keep it, we're going to keep it all the way gangsta. I mean, yeah, I am. She got an ingrown toe there. Tell them what happened to your foot. Yo, do I got an ingrown toe there? That's the only way to make you talk like, no. No, her whole foot. Shit, I don't know. No, look, like two years ago, I was in a car accident and I broke my ankle. I don't give a fuck. God damn. I don't give a fuck. I love your accent. Don't ever lose this shit. How long ago was it? Two years ago. How long ago? How long ago? Two. How long? Two. It was motherfucking two. That's that Baltimore shit right there. How long ago? I thought she was saying that. She fucked the nigga up today. Say hi, dog, Jess. Please say it, Jess. She just said two years ago. Two years ago. Say hi, dog, Jess. Hi, dog. There it is. I love that shit, man. Okay, wait, fuck you. Go, wait. Two years ago. Two. Two. It's two. Two. Okay, go. Two years ago. Two years ago. Two years ago. I was in a car. Two years ago. And a drunk driver ran me into a fucking tree. Fucking asshole. Yup. And I broke my tibia, my fibia, and like three of the bones. I shattered them. Where are those bones? Well, I'm glad you hit me. I'm going to rest at the location of those bones. This nigga. Nigga, I done told you how the foot hurt. Now the nigga went, bones is dead. Exactly. Then they hit in the foot leg area. Right, right, right. Foot leg area. I shattered it. I had to go. I had to go through two surgeries. So I mean to To attend to Whatever you hear is what I said fucking to and And that should hurt it still hurts to this day like it fucking hurts fucking and so that's why you don't drink and drive Oh mother fuckers don't message and everything we talked about here Like we trying to help you be magnificent motherfuckers if you drunk more love the story That's what we say thank you I only broke your damn foot Treats a blessing could have went away from him Then a nigga was drunk. He probably ain't even know what the fuck he did Got a real bad car accident nigga My homeboy Ricky Jones man salute to you. I don't know where yet nigga, but salute to you Nigga this nigga fell asleep driving We on our way to Myrtle Beach for spring break and shit right he and I we in the 1987 for escort first first fuck up. Yeah, so We had fucked around night before guy has a motherfucker stayed up to about three o'clock in the morning Get up. He had to go do some shit early in the morning with his brother at a church So when he went to the church the nigga we he basically hadn't been asleep So we get in the car he had a stick shift So I don't know how to drive stick so I couldn't drive like I was like me I well fuck I say you straight break like I'm good We getting the Clinton North Carolina probably about 45 minutes away from where we left from which was Durham Like almost an hour. I fell asleep because I was sleepy. So I fell asleep. I'm sleeping the car I woke up looked over the driver's side this nigga was in that Oh Fuck no, so my natural reaction. I'm like Rick wake up and then nigga Then it was lights out. I don't remember shit. I don't remember how we got into next thing I remember is waking up in a ditch nigga So we when we when I came to I had to climb out the car and shit and climb up to here Cuz we went down into the embankment nigga So the lady who came the first lady who stopped the car to come help You know how motherfuckers the pullover they see some shit like that habit because we hit the guard rail on We going down the road we hit the guard rail on this side of the road first went back a swerve back across like a two three-lane highway And hit the guard rail on this side of the road went back over then came back over again And went through the motherfucker. We went we hit the first time down into an bankment into a tree head on So the lady came up and was like, oh my god, are you okay? And when she looked at me, I knew I had to be fucked up because she was oh my god I'm like what the fuck wrong with me cuz I couldn't really feel shit I'm in shock nigga my face was swole up I hit my face on the dashboard bust like the dashboard over nigga my man Rick was fucked up this nigga This nigga's like damn this split the stern wheel and have when he hit the motherfucker That's how hard the impact was his little brother in the backseat You know the little metal pieces when you lift the head rest up Then they came hit his face scratch this shit all up on the front of that and his little cousin didn't get hurt at all Little boys sitting behind Rick driver had a lot of niggas in the Part about I was in the ass and just like that and similar in the guard rail niggas sleeping We they everybody we on went to a show and they were like see y'all want to get up like yeah And the nigga who said he would drive they need supposed to be dry You know niggas trying to help All that we were like All right, we sleepin drive So we get in the car my nigga Crazy part about I'm laying on this side If we're in the three like a three level so I'm laying on this side on the door and I'm like man I'm I'm tired man. It ain't no room. So I get in the back and lay on this side nigga Like you said all you is I'm asleep all you hear Now I wake up to shit Come back Nigga then come back hit the hit the rail again All coming traffic mothafucka I'm talking about they slow down and they were just like Nigga we get out the car this whole side that I was laying on the door is off that mothafuck But this way I would just lay in it until I got until I went in the backseat You see what I'm saying and then we got out folk were coming out and the niggas like he was just over in shock He's like, huh. Oh, man. Look you were driving. We were like no niggas Crazy shit is like when you talk about the injury up my leg was split or I got a scar I had to get like what hope but I don't can't even remember how many stitches it was my leg was bust open real bad My face has rolled up from the impact. So it looked like nigga nigga whooped the shit out me like my shit was swollen My head already big as a motherfucker. So I my shit It might not have a little bit, but the fucked up part Thank you talking about it make it get bigger Fuck it it is what it is But yeah, the fuck the crazy party is when the shirts and shit got dead It was like man the only reason everybody in the car was sleep He's like the only reason you motherfuckers are still alive is because y'all was sleep He was like if y'all to see that shit coming you to probably tense up Not real talk the crazy pop out. We had to get here. I had to get on Instagram We was in the middle. No, it was a miss. I had to get on Instagram said please somebody come get me in my boat We was in Mississippi went from Mississippi to like Tennessee and then we came all the way back and it got damn a lot of joy But it took us a minute and the police drove us to the next city like 45 minutes. He was like, yeah, no She was crazy. No, she got to tell that one about you on the highway When you when you don't go to sleep when people be driving the motherfucker hit you and spun you around back from fucking Fucking fair be a North Carolina. Yeah, I'm in the city. I'm in Atlanta. I'm on 20. I'm on interstate 20 I'm about to get off on fucking bank here, but I just take I'm doing 20 way by the light You know go down by the AUC and all that shit. So Man like when it's like I passed the 85, you know 75 85 so you can get on 20 I'm right there by West End. You know that West End is the next egg Man, this motherfucker come on like the merge and trap this nigga came straight on the highway and we're like Hit me coming straight on never stopped like the check no lane or none Just came straight on and came over three lanes to hit me knock me in the fourth lane I get hit from the back and then that shit push me back into him Hit his ass spent all the way around hit his ass again from the side and like push him into the fucking The divider I'm in the middle of the fucking highway Causing shit passing by I'm like nigga. This is fucking crazy. Luckily didn't shit hit me and everybody stopped and the police came It was like get up fucking street. I'm like This thing gonna cause the whole goddamn accident broke his wife's fucking neck. It was crazy Now I didn't get no injuries though. Yeah, that's a blessing because we was fucked up Let me tell you so I don't go to sleep with nobody drive. I don't know I'll I'll be like You gotta know who you gotta know who is a I'm but that's the thing like I'm a drive like that shit don't bother me I can drive I was in shit in the shit I'm just one of them type of niggas that can just get behind the wheel brand another nigga like that like we Get in the car, you know, you know them type nice You got to do them show you get you got to make them drive You got to trust the niggas you be too hurt you didn't drove 14 hours to the show Get there do the show do a two-hour show Then you got to get back on the road and get back to another spot. There's 12 hours away So you got to go to sleep. Yeah Now this before play niggas ain't always been able to catch planes. Sometimes you had to do nigga That's probably why sometimes you have to sometimes you have to play Way up in fucking Well, you can't even fucking you got to drive these six Look these little four-hour pieces and four to six hours back and forth where you know I'm saying is Sometimes it just end up like that even if you do flash sometimes them cities don't be close From the airport you get to the airport had to run a car You don't know how many times niggas they had to do that but get to the airport run a car to drive another three Hours get up in the morning drive three hours back to the airport nigga to get back to your car at the airport That's some crazy Just talk to us before we get out this bitch I got some other shit coming up to you. Not only what you got now while I know this life has been really really easy though That's gotta make the work hard. We're gonna turn it up It's been easier yo y'all me yo y'all made workshops seem like the hardest shit like ever What's the harder than that? Yo, I mean the way it'd be like So don't you don't be hard is don't Don't the DC don't don't She be nervous as fuck No, it's not that I'm fucking it's not it's not like that They're just getting up there doing comedy in front of a bunch of fucking people This is like me going crazy on the spot like having to So you was talking all that shit Take over well, you know, then you got here. He was like what the fuck. Yeah, this shit is not easy Look they make this shit look so easy on TV like if you from a viewer's point of view, right? That shit is easy and I get on into same shit. That was me like just last season doing it I could do that shit. That shit is funny and shit. I can go and do that shit till you get there I'll be running around with her head cut off niggas say The game is I'm gonna give you a word You gotta give me four buzz and the punchline gotta be at the end with a joke niggas gotta laugh and Nick's got a lamb And forgot she's asked you she was like, hey, did I tell you yes Whatever you did and it was great. I like I like approval. I like all What to do? I know that time you guys see yo had more Batch, yo shit is great. Hey She'll say all the city stuff for the shit she about to say about your way Think about this no, tell me I'm not gonna tell you Tell you the shit I'm gonna say about you go to whatever I'm not gonna tell you the shit of a sale Okay, hold up before we get out this bitch You know, we gotta give a shout out to Red Bull. We fucking with our purple and the green I wish they came out with some Purple and the green That's that On yo, I wish they come out with some dick Want to hear here go Oh Shout out to all the artists out there working hard man. You gotta give a shout out to me art of a giant This nigga been sending us the dopest portraits Crew love this nigga going hard man Going hot shout out the back Yeah, make sure you hit the 85 South show for some merch We got those rolling trays in we got those ashtrays. We got those t-shirts. We got those lighters Shout out the Rick Ross bar injuries. How are we in shout out the Rick Ross? Everybody doing a thing man. Los man Be back in New York man, it's fun We know like the crazy thing before we go let's end on the wall and out no like what y'all Looking forward to it. I mean like like in it goes You know Exactly we did it like for all the people who love us on the show man We we do we had a great day today man DC went the fuck off All the way all me and Lowe's we did that you know the old school form one time today Yeah, we did on the bitches just been cooking it was dope rookie rookie showing up He's looking like he pushing you will you know Shit is dope like it's shout out to be Simone. Yeah, she another room sleep You know, it's dope for make sure you go down She fuck with the squad like that Salamaine y'all call him Charlemagne Salamaine Shows the brilliant 80s. We've been getting so much love from the brilliant 80s since we did that shit Well before but it's been a lot of people just finding out about the 85 South show welcome You know, you're always welcome to fuck with us we could be your third favorite hip-hop squares DC you killing Because you got a cookbook and she kept talking about it and she's like yeah my cookbook I hope you can cook and then something separate. Look at her. Just look at them. I was like, it's something ain't right I was like, yeah That big potato salad It got to be a potato salad. It looked like you just had that glow like she put a lot of muscle muscle Everybody looking you know, we got season nine a while and now coming I Yes, make sure you subscribe to this shit, man We got these network people looking at us You know and we trying to get this shit on your favorite network or whatever man I'll let us we trying to get our rhyme stole. I gotta get some I gotta give some shout outs That's the fuck we want before we go I gotta get some shout outs just because it's some people who really support the fuck out of us And it's like it's you know, like when you go to the hospital and all them ladies at the little nurse's station over night They fucking with the podcast Yes, the niggas at the post office Cuz I was gonna ask you who the fuck be up cuz I swear I'd be sleep. I'm like a old lady I don't take my wake up Draining when the we're coming Who you say was fucking with it Chico oh Man a nigga came up on me. I was going to the airport Right the nigga that be delivering the newspapers, right the nigga was delivering newspapers. He was like, hey nigga Hey, man, tell me Carlos man. I fuck with the 85 south, but that's my shit I'll be riding around delivering papers listening. Yeah, I'm like, that's what's up That's real that fuck with us the niggas who work security at all the airports The niggas who work at the mail center sorting the mail for the motherfucking mail carries They fucking with us niggas who work at the door of the security for apartment building The lady that you got to go see at the repossession place. Oh, yeah, she fuck with the podcast That barbers listen to when they ain't got no customers they listen to it when they got Exactly all the niggas who work at shoe stores footlocker foot action champs Niggas who just sell tennis shoes at the trunk. They fucking with us heavy all the bitches who braid had the house Love the list in the 85 south show exactly all the baby mamas who get an unemployment Chow's the poor and she's selling dimes and quarters. They fucking with his heart All the niggas who used to be the shit in the 90s all the niggas they got cut from native 97 98 Tahoe right nigga fucking with this shit Shit flag just bought a old-school Tahoe with them things on them eight Sony baby That's what I'm saying. That's a classic car right there man. That that Tahoe man. That motherfucker man You got to DC Bro, you know who else been listening to the park as heaven I don't need to smoke black a mile. That would be the perfect car to smoke a black of my perfect one I gotta tell you this though like a lot of ladies who breastfeed in public. They fuck what they fuck bro I didn't know we had so many breastfeeders that fuck with this park Fuck Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you I love it. I mean still I still feel like it's nothing wrong with I loved it. That's my motherfucking child I do say your shit. I want to do with my motherfucking child and whatever That's her motherfucking child. That's it. She pushed that motherfucking child out of her motherfucking body So she could do what the motherfuck she want with a motherfucking child Right and all and then that's why a lot of black women was like Because you didn't raise black children before you know, there's my motherfucking child Every nigga then almost at least Another great 85 South show pocket support DC This is Carlos Miller. This is the 85 South show. This is Chico bean This was a beautiful experience Carlos use a motherfucker and we gonna. Thank you. Thank you. That's hilarious Did you say that on camera Trap anywhere this whole strip was a trap Trap right now Types people walking through this other like trying Never know what might happen You already know what it is 85 South show We Call this shit You're in New York, you better bring your ass here Can't make it through this shit done. You ain't no you ain't no That's coming from smoke When it comes to the eight we already I've been coming With us man, we're gonna come Tomorrow we're coming to Harlem taking you all on tour tomorrow Letters They're funny as fuck killing shit murder game commercials also new shit might catch them on the new Netflix series They didn't know anyone master of none. I live the exact Got a role coming up Laughing that shit That's all we ever do man, New York City