 is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb speaking of dumb Jake I heard you and your misses when stupid doodoo dumb got hyphy this weekend Oh people forget about your Bay Area roots Timbo yeah we uh Jim we're both suffering through the Yankees right now some bad times in Yankees land and I'm a big believer and you either got to go rock bottom or you got to go you know aim high me and the leg go into a res concert next weekend Zach put the things on my eyes so we kind of did a spring training party and you did the opposite you went for the rock bottom method well I was partying in my own way I had ice cream with cereal on top of it and then when I finished that and there was just melted ice cream on the bottom I filled it back up with more cereal added some milk kind of like a cereal milkshake situation ate all of that shit my pants off and cried a little bit so you know we had similar Saturday nights I cried Sunday so it's all fair if you cried this weekend let us know about it leave it in the comments I cried I'm a crier you know else might have cried a lot of pitchers Jim the sports a little bit of a fever dream last night all of my favorite pitchers taking off their pants on the baseball dreams do come true and Jim we had the first name in baseball history your boy Hector Santiago actually was not in my book but he is now now currently in the book Hector Santiago gets ejected as part of the new foreign substance protocols he was having a bad outing you think you find the guy you can ride for the rest of your life Jake actually you know you I have one guy I know not gonna get busted it was Hector Santiago of the Mariners now it was Phil Cousy I believe who rejected him let's not bring the Italians into this I don't know it seems like this was rosin the manager said it's just rosin but then the umpires kind of grabbed their arm like this to service the manager and say like no well he was mixing the rosin with something which it explains the explicitly trying to give him an arm burn Indian burns you remember those yeah sure do oh do little kids still do those to each other probably right oh that I hated those hate those I was like please don't this sucks Indian burns in five stars as I was like no juice not work to squeeze there you guys can go though yeah I'm not in on that what do you think about the confiscation bag do you see that yes awesome official I was the same thing they put that cat in in Colorado one time I grabbed that wild cat and just threw it in a bag through the dumpster said sorry about it oh oh okay there's a full-on cat fight fuck this picture your balls on my face how to feel it was good man scape my face man scaped his face I was part of a historic beer pong team once that called your balls my mouth you want to talk about this almost a breakdown almost a breakdown let's go to France let's go to France let's go to France that's what all of the the I was gonna say the US airborne we're on D-day I just watched Band of Brothers I'm a huge kick a huge kick I've been to France you ever been to France oh man okay well toward a France this woman had a sign that said something that translated to something like hi grandma and she puts it out into the middle of the lane and by a cyclist named Martin hits it he falls almost gets his head trampled by the guy behind him but he dodges them and then everyone tramples him behind that guy and yeah huge crash because this woman wanted her signed they're suing her they're suing her because they say we are suing this woman who behaves so badly in there we are doing this so the tiny minority of people who do this don't spoil the show for everyone there was a crash later on they say they don't know why I'll tell you why people part of the first crash were a little bullshit at the people not part of the first crash and they staged a crash show everyone's equal well and Jim that's easy as investigating gets that's the whole thing for all of us cycling fans you know the sport has been rampant with cheating for a while Jim I didn't tell you beforehand but I already solved this as you look on the replay you see the four guys in front that didn't get clipped at all and three of them turned their head back and they're like what the hell the guy on the end doesn't look so that's he paid the woman he paid the woman yes we have the outside lane on the other side do you think they're even looking into this as an inside job you're welcome cycling cycling needs cheating though like that's one of the sports that needs cheating non-cheating very clean cycling it's horrible it's almost as boring as it gets it's hobby for people yes yeah it's any sport needs cheating and cycling good for them then I have it now as they are doing it they're suing themselves she's worked for Tour de France I like that let's go to not sports this is sports not Jim this is a big one this has been the talk of the office today your girl Haley Eilif shout out at around the gram after this Florida State go nulls she said she was coming home from New York oh my god and raccoon fell through the ceiling and then subsequent raccoons after that baby raccoons and they won they took over they took over the thing so there was I guess raccoons in the ceiling and she was protecting her babies and then the mom fell through not Haley Eilif yeah the mom raccoon fell through and then all the kids fell through as well this socks if I came home to a bunch of raccoons in my room I think I'd move or something I don't know I'd feel I don't know one time I had to get rid of a raccoon and there's a big fat raccoon and I it was when we started the company I had no money I spent like my month's paycheck on brand new garbage cans and garbage lids and bungee cords to strap them down got rid of the raccoons didn't eat for a little bit there was a bat in my house once and my folks split up because of me seventh grade my sister's seventh grade science teacher came over to our house and got the bat and I had this like I went back in my sister's shoes and I was like that had to be so weird for you right and she's like yep absolutely and I was just like oh guys here to get the bat why is it the science teacher he heard and I think he like knew there was an male presence in the house yet and he's like did a noble thing so when my child has a bat and before he did so he was manscaped somehow show him show him what your balls on my face would look like okay everyone picture my balls on Jake's face that was nice oh my god so all right you were telling a story about how your sister's seventh grade science teacher banged out your mom after getting the bats out of the room is that where we left it I don't see that all I'm doing is saying what you might have said anyway shout out to my children's future seventh grade science teacher because now I know that call them if there's a bat because I'm not getting it no it's a noise I hear in my head I have a lot of your hair on my piece of paper it was one of the work do you remember the world cup I think it was like South Africa just play hair on you I know and they just had they just had an exact about that they had a noise between commercials and it was just oh yeah always in my head it was crucified by Pontius Pilate that's the funniest part of that every time whoa why are you singing that so jolly like let's talk our Lord and Savior was crucified and you're just singing about it oops it's the employee of the week it's the employee of the week two claps on two one two Jimmy I thought it was gonna be one two it's two claps on two one two employee of the week goes to the King of Yankee Stadium Theo Theo boom boom boom Jake and I were at a game Theo brought us a full plate of breakfast in the first inning a second plate of breakfast in the second inning dinner in the fifth inning and dessert in the seventh one of the wildest things I've ever seen all of that is two hours long you know we're we're living we're doing a lot of cool stuff and that's awesome I never thought that I would have two breakfasts and a dinner in the first five innings of the game at Yankee Stadium and that's boxes checked thank you Theo who is a weekly dumb fan I couldn't breathe well for like 24 hours that was a weekly dumb support for this show was brought to you by Manscaped shave your balls get 20% off plus free shipping with the code dumb 20 at manscape.com that's 20% off plus free shipping with the code dumb 20 at manscape.com just imagine your balls on Jake's face and shave them I hate to bring the mood down a little bit or maybe we're bringing it up with Zach here dark energy