 watching Third episode of L to the okey start to wonder you sort of we're in the part of the season where you just Blear the whole thing and it's like where are we happening having judged from the trailer will be getting our Kang soon But I don't even know what that means. Yeah, I want to mania set it up. It's gonna be so good Set Jonathan what's up with middle Jonathan majors is he still in is he out I haven't followed that shit Ending Ending assessment. Okay, you're gonna know this show Considering that it's gonna end when the marbles comes out. Do you think that they're gonna have any connection at all? No Like one line or something like are we supposed to forget about secret invasion about time we watch marbles I don't know because that's the that's the show that should play entirely into the marbles, but it won't That and miss marble, but miss marble came out like well over a year ago, right? So I think nobody remembers that probably forgot what happened it anyway I'm pretty sure gary posted something saying you need to like watch 16 hours of disney plus series in order to understand the marbles Well, so the thing is the thing is you probably don't Yeah Well, why should you watch any of the supporting material when the people who made the thing didn't isn't that wild That some of the people who work on these projects are like, oh, yeah, it was like the scarlet witch show Yeah, I watched a few episodes of that or that was it's not just that they didn't it's that they didn't feel the need to It's like wow, you would have thought when you get involved in Any like if we were put on doc to who was writers I'd be like well I'm gonna we're watching that whole fucking show And you'd probably buckle in no, they're like i'm doing what the fourth one of this thing. Yeah, sure Whatever. I remember the celestial that's talking sticking out of the first three. I They got it. They I believe that that's happening Was it she-hawk like an article in she-hawk they dressed it once but like They should just start to show and it's like Earth is leaving its orbit because of the celestial that's taking out of It's been mentioned so many times But living in the marbled universe as like a regular person has got to be a horrifying prospect with how many Well-ending catastrophes occur every year. Maybe in one of the avengers films It'll just be like a president's address and one of the lines in the background of the scene will be like After having dealt with the celestial emergency and you're like way dealt with Ow, he's still you know, we Medusa him. He's like a dark souls thing. You walk up to impress axe and you can purchase like He walked up swimming is he's parking out of the earth. What are you buying? He sells bootleg DVDs for some reason your random idea now is probably more interesting than what they're ever going to do With that thing they're probably going to do if we watched an episode of any tv show and that was the scene that happened I would legit be wondering If we were dealing with an actual writer just because of how wacky that is I'd be like no way someone just did that for no reason. Someone's having fun You get in marvel is marvel wackiness, which is pretty lame. What would you say is the most creative if we're gonna throw them a Bone what would you say is the most creative thing they've done? One division one division like I was gonna say like But other than that, what would you say? What is the most creative thing that they've done in terms of like writing or premise in phase four Actually utilizing a new night probably what like episode like maybe Some something about a character who develops an alternative personality The mc doesn't get to have that that's the character that has exists. They're adapting something that somebody else created I wouldn't give them that meanwhile we would give them one division because that seems to have been their idea What we thought was going to be their idea like using that as a whole season thing was just an intro to a couple of episodes Having some fun I would have wanted like if we could go full throttle be like we're going to have a whole season of black and white And we're going to gradually move through maybe like 10 years of progress and they'll be so subtle It won't be like pointed out to the audience But each episode will get like better and better in terms of what was improving for tvs And well physical hardware as well over those years, but then the story just giving them a little snippets away Remember the uh little ads that had like sounds and references to the history of the mcu and it was like what's that going to mean? What's that going to how's that going to play us clearly her mind is like and then there's just big laser fight at the end That was really cool though. That laser fight was really cool Was it eventually revealed that they basically finished making the effects for that episode like a week before it came out Probably which uh, I guess that wasn't so bad compared to the effects being updated after the film was already in theaters Isn't that crazy? If it wasn't even done it needed like a post-launch patch like a video game Funny too, so it'd be like the idea that I'd want multiple seasons to play with whatever happening in wonder vision land They'd be like no, we need her out of there for mom in one season The new vision need harkness set up We need a new superhero in the form of botan or whether the hell she's going to be called and it's like oh my god The person who's making the show is like why and hindi's like well, I mean, you're not allowed to know that that's that's all In fact, you're fired Just for asking that Which brings us to low key season two episode three in terms of just this dire avalanche of horrors that uh Nobody's talking about this fucking show man. I've seen like barely anybody. You'd be surprised episodes are actually releasing And uh, there was one really worrying tweet. I saw this was just this was harrowing someone said Wow an incredible premiere for season two, but episodes two and three. I'm just I'm not feeling it man That's the same thing. Oh, no normies are catching up. They just There's not doing it. We need to get anakin in here. I don't know what else you can do What is this lucky beggaring? I'm done. He couldn't he can appear he can pull low key into the will between worlds, right? Yep makes sense Well, maybe they could just do the same thing right where they they have the flashes and low keys wearing his avengers costume As he's walking through some shadows anakin's like I used to be a bad guy just like you low key You need to be better and then it looks like no, I've been on my redemption. Have you I saw my movie In movie format. I watched the mc and they start like fighting over who's more redeemed anakin's like I'm the wise one here. Look, he's like, how old are you? He's like, what do you mean like 50 or something? This sounds better than brad like does anyone even remember remember what was brad is brad even gonna show up ever again Brad low key trying to remind us that he's still the old low key even though He's not and like cake or pie in the room. Let's just let's just go. Shall we yeah, that's All right. We're all gonna die. What do you mean the blast doors won't open Is it bad that I would prefer to watch an episode of Gotham Knights? It's not constructed to weave together so many new branches. So we're overloading I feel like the people right in this even know like is anyone gonna believe that any of this is like has stakes I don't know what they yeah, I don't know because you didn't even have those type of conversations about stakes inconsistency Surely Surely they have to you know, this is their job You know what's absolutely nuts though if they between shooting had oan wilson and tom hiddleston sit down And they just recorded conversations and they asked them about how they're feeling about filming about pie even that And then they released that as a tv show like just conversations with Heroes or something, you know, I wonder if that would do better at this point They have the type of character investment to get away with those type of things But they just don't have confidence in like scenes. They're just dialogue and they certainly don't want a sense lost for You know a few minutes. Look, it's old Man, it's it's a really long intro It is get to a point to like It just feels like they don't deserve to waste my time like this Celebratory and anticipation, but now it feels like an ode to the ego Look at that donkey. Remember the infancy war one that began like so fucking down So cool and it goes same goes for the credits infinity. What was neat? I really like the spider-man one where they did the spider-man theme for the intro. That was fun Spider-man spider-man. Oh, it's this character that I don't Know Chicago, Illinois, that's like the earth planet where everything takes place good old illinois Yeah, I like the set too. I'm just not happy to see her I don't know why we're supposed to care about this either. What are you standing on? Oh, well, it's a hologram thing, right? Yeah, but but it was standing on things before but now it's just floating The important person you were gonna meet The one at the end of time Remember how miss menace's technology is like a billion light years ahead of everything else in the tv We need to put this package in that window. It was his plan meant to protect all of time Then why didn't he do it? Yeah, we got bored. He got stabbed. He got stabbed by lady Loki Yeah, the big donald's lady killed him Get back someone will see your magic There's no reason why you need to appear if you could just project Doesn't that make oh, it's 1836. That's not gonna make a fucking difference. No difference at all. Yeah It's 1836. They just did that to be cute. The world has color. Why can't you just be invisible? Can't you just be invisible this package that window and why do I get him returned when he's back where he belongs? You and I will be right by his side How does she speak? How does she like propaganda waves? AI magic? Oh my god. Is this young kang making his time machine? Call him yang. He's making drugs. Yay kang's meth dynasty. Is it bad that eddy type? I see that as an image what we're seeing right now It reminds me of interstellar and that stupid gravity message. No, that's what's in the book The book has the morse code Time watch in it. I'm guessing that this book probably has a bunch of information in it That's what like a bunch of science. So kang created himself. This boy's like, man This wouldn't be a lot if I could read. I wish I damaged you Fry fry slept with his own grandmother. What could possibly be In so that gives him time powers. Well, no, it's gonna teach him all about everything's with tva and then make him You'll create someone in the eight for someone in 1836. That doesn't mean shit. No, you're completely correct I have no idea how he's gonna be able to do anything with this. He's like, we're still I'm sorry. We're supposed to believe I liked it when it was this way when iron man was the first crazy thing to consider other than That everything was normal timeline wise and they go back a bit and they move some things around like cap Okay, I get it. But now you've given him that at that time. Shouldn't that fuck up everything? We need to scale the looms capacity to manage all those new franches. I love how they invented this loom Fuck this loom is a lie You guys will be a lot happier if you just look at their faces and watch them like kind of express in a moat a bit And you'll be like, oh, okay This is like a sort of normal show if you like super compartmentalize it to the characters And like a one foot like a box around them. There has to be a viable option. Shut up. No cares about you What about miss minutes? Can she open up access to the looms miss minutes? What about it? Well, shouldn't they technically have more time now because the other ones nuked a bunch of the branches But what is more tightly to the tba? Yeah, she has administrator access to the entire tba She has administrator access to the entire tba access to the whole universe. It doesn't really matter if she's gone and she's A wall don't you think maybe the it should be more than just her that can do that I'd say the sooner we find her the better How could you possibly find a creature that can travel through space and time? Good question. How could you ever it's like you how could you get a lojack? Well, first off go to earth and you just have to get the you know, you've narrowed it down significantly It's probably on earth. Everything's on earth. We find rights there. We find miss minutes What are you gonna do when you find it? Yeah, it's not like you can grab more than it's my people working on this problem I hate when blow up the whole tba Yeah, we're doing stuff like this like it's just like if a character was just a nuclear bomb and the second you stand next to them Explode and it's like we got to find them. It's like what do you mean? What are you what are you gonna do? What's happening? We got a hit on the 10 pad going from chicago 1868 to the same spot 1893 oh did I did I say 1836 or was it 18 it doesn't change anything that I've said it's just 1886 wrong. Okay in that case the tba should make sense to him any major figure arises from here Let's go to 1893. Yeah, we've been here for four seconds Oh, wow, did nobody see that? Okay, I feel like that would be something to note, you know the white city Addison hh holmes. Yes hot air balloons hh holmes really who's hh holmes. He's a very prolific serial killer Air balloons, I don't know what fish are but air balloons. Whoa, I wouldn't ever want to wear them But the lady stresses at the times. There's just something about them. They're very I don't know like notable They're very oh look kind of poncho But I don't know like just a vibe the hats the little flat kind of hats and the bowler hats and I don't know there's just a vibe Hello dolly kind of like everyone could bust out into a musical at any point about their She's in the newspaper now Yeah, okay, why is she invisible? Because we've been chinese pavilions. That felt randomly stylistic. I don't know Because they're in this time zone and it makes no invention called cat cars. You're a man of action. Which is fine I take a more slow. So you guys brought periods specific money here Which would be interesting if when they went on these missions across time They had their suit up thing where like their version of m would explain to them Okay, using the n words fine Now here's what the money is Here's what this is don't do this Just just some primers on how to behave and it could work as almost like a quasi history lesson about what the world was like back then Does it make you a little homesick? It's embarrassing. It's a cross Generalization. Oh, wow. My mc was describing itself. Hey, why'd they include boulder? I wasn't even heard of him Sure they have boulder to break. I find that I find that incredibly cringe for him to say nobody's even heard of him Like we we mean because the mc didn't remember him Okay, fun fun fun. Uh, they're all the same height because they're pillars It would be really weird if one of them was couldn't it was weak. It was just shorter than the others. That'd be strange This look Temporal that could be a coincidence. Temporal marvels There is no why are we trying to find rinse like I like how their investigation was just oh look a sign that Advertises where we need to go. Well, this is temporal That's vaguely connected to what we do. It's like guys Unless you want everyone freaking out you stay in that bag until I tell you otherwise Oh, she's hiding now. Why would why would she need to stand that? She's she's the hologram What are the fucking rules for this stupid clock? I wasn't in the assumption She was the miss minutes was a tv a thing that just in the building and can project itself But I guess it just could fuck around everywhere at this point would be surprised they argued She was a fucking creature from planet like this minute. We saw uh, we saw miss minutes and Kang's little Yeah, I was gonna say I thought she was oh, yeah, you're right. I thought she was Kang's little creature I think what we're meant. Well, she is meant to be like evil Oh, no, they just they said that yeah, we know that it's just the like what the fuck are rules But I'm guessing we have zero Oh, you guys know how much miss minutes weighs I presume that she weighs nothing Yeah, or go on right to do it. Okay. She weighs a hologram Oh god. Oh my god two points. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna give him three for that Wait, that's the loom That one Guys, we have to face into the story Guys Oh god, it's Kang Like we're we're just like entertaining the idea that anything temporal related could be done by someone in the 18th like age Time is everything I don't get the delivery here. It shakes our Lives It's just Have you ever gotten his deliveries like who knows what we're in for remember? He's a professional clown. He's is evoking things You're not even ready for we can shape Is this the the atman scene? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. This is the atman scene It's him You can you can act like he's as scary as you want. I'll never buy it. It's such a waste of his performance He's a clown. We're yeah in the post-quantumania world, especially Correct me if I'm wrong. Is this the first time like a credit scene is just one to one in an episode? No, no We've had that before if you remember the conversation cap falcon and bucky have in civil war is the after credit scene of I want to say ant man. This is one of the variants that he remains warn me about it's coming. It's beginning Well, why can't all of the kings just go back in the time Place in it like none of this means anything. Why can't they all just do anything always? In the past they just go back to the past and do all the things Why is this one important when the energy of the past present and future flows? All Around us. Wow electricity. We're not savages. Yeah, but he's so much about time travel my Temporal loom the temporal worm. I'm talking about the voice. Wait. Is this legit supposed to be like the prototype loom? I think that's what it is kill me man. They lying stop it. I don't even like season one Evoke that clown do it my device can light the whole of Whoa, so you can light a few bulbs big deal. I like this guy make him the main character now. I Do not Walk too light. What's he gonna say? I want to light the world. I want to watch the universe Maybe we're at world or the universe will seems to make more sense with this time, right? I am Too light. They're gonna be oh, here we go. The world of the world the entire Planet. Well, that's pretty low in terms of model standards Yeah, I feel like the world would be better because it not only applies to the planet But you couldn't you couldn't extrapolate further which does apply to what his future is, but oh well Again this kind of tech. I mean Why are they clapping don't pretend like all of them understood what just happened Yes, and his aura is the only thing that can get us access to the loom So they're grabbing. Oh, wow. So they gotta get him to the loom his aura What like his soul It's actually sad they can't get to it because then you'd miss minutes is Administrational access or his aura. It's like who who runs the fucking organization It's still a prototype one that many wealthy investors are competing to acquire I was thinking more along the lines of a partnership. Oh, trust this guy. Yeah, look at his muskash It's too it's too sweaty and fat. They always make sweaty fat people wrong So really it has nothing to do with the mustache is what you're saying. No good people can have that mustache Sick, but no one good was ever sweating fat. That's us in movies That's how it works They got a whole room and all these people in the suits and the hats and everything and it's all in service of Nonsense, it's a shame. I mean grab a few of them into a small room hit the camera It's like we're gonna record our own little movie in here. It's gonna be great This set all the actors here like they could have did something with this But what was the point of that should be like you you slept with his wife and you were drunk go Perhaps a five hundred dollars would conclude the bidding. I'll give you six. That's smaller than five hundred seven No, no, no, we're still no Five hundred step aside horn swagger. I was here first. Whoa. He used to swim Horn swagger you oh boy. I believe we have a deal Robber baron chuckles. Oh wow. All right. That's just like that rubber baron Just like that. He sold the temporal loom Clown you stepped on my foot. Oh my god I'm already annoyed that anything would slow Loki down when he's not supposed to this should this should never be the actual Loki How is it that he would get bumped back? He would knock the guy over if he bumped into it Not only well, no He should probably go through him because he should never be using his actual Loki first line of defense So I was illusions one of the things I liked about him and he's just abandoned all that They remembered it in episode one for five seconds Oh, no, was it two when you grabbed brad? I've blanked out anything with brad He like faked being a whole group of people and it was like holy shit. Remember he has magic That was not crazy. I remember you can use magic here because it's not the tv. How about we settled this outside Loki would rip this guy's heart out. I can't believe how much fucking time we're wasting with this chungus Oh, you can just do that. Okay, you just vaporize him. Is he dead or did he teleport him somewhere? I don't remember being able to do that by the way Oh, look, we're like actually losing out vaguely on this now Okay, that's good that he's alive. Do they not recognize that rents layer is gonna freak out Don't they have telepores get out of here. We don't need them to fucking agree Yeah, just do the same thing you just said two seconds ago. Loki. I want my money back timely these trousers don't work He's got the wrong trousers You look taller to be it. Oh, is he uh, is he um, a liar? Is he a charlatan? Your inventions are fake Timely. Wow, this is a coincidence. Everybody who knows him is just going into him Oh my god, come on. Oh, no, no, no, I swear to god. It's just delays. It's all delays How did you how did you what how did you do that? And then he got caught so easily Oh Okay, it whatever can swallow another five to ten minutes. I need to skip the line Go let him why would you let him because he has like friends everywhere or something I don't would they let him skip to the front of the line and is he famous or is he not? I don't even know Disney's ruining chase scenes. I swear one series at a time. What the fuck What what are we doing? Not a great time Sorry, we've got a development. We have a development here too. Yeah, he sort of ran away But there was just nothing we could do about it. We're just we're just so untalented, you know We have a here remains variant. We can use this temporal aura. What is the temp? What? That's the thing they need to open the door to the temporal loom because that's how that works Because I'm red, so all right. Look at you. You're really good at getting away. Why is why is Loki like out of breath? Oh, Sylvie! Sylvie, no! What the fuck? No! You're here. Wait, just wait for a second. You've done enough. Get out of my face and let me finish the job. Oh, I hate her so much. Sylvie's here. We're gonna fight for sure. Loki teleport her out. You just why would you is We'll teleport him out then the fucking Kangman. No, we forgot about that already. It's so annoying when they just show you a power then want you to forget seconds later Just don't show it to us then. You could have done anything else. We need Without his help the TVA will be destroyed which is Bad I feel like he's been saying this to her since the end of the last year. Yeah, does he mean he means the whole universe will be destroyed, right? Wait, what was she turned around for there? If the loom fails and the TVA is destroyed They wouldn't be alive to go back to. But it opened with that Loki and we can't fix it Without him. I don't know. I feel like Also, she failed that real bad considering that was an ambush Is it just because of his aura did could you give any really like smart person in the 1880s? No, it's gotta be a Kang. Oh Is it just because of the aura? Yeah, that's what they said presence. It's just his presence. Nothing nothing else And because he's the first the starting one He's the same one that they killed already or something. Don't they have a little teleporter pads for christ sake Stopping that place from being destroyed and fixing it are two very Very different things go back to mcdonald's fuck off. Do you think i'm gonna get any joy out of killing that man? Maybe i'm sorry. Didn't he just explain everything will unravel. What was her response to that? She doesn't respond. She just wants to kill him. There's a difference between fixing it and saving it or something There is no response other than oh, okay So what are we doing? You are waltzing him straight back into the TVA The TVA needs him are we actually gonna do a thing by the time we hit the end of the season that loki and sylvia the reason the TVA exists God you might have been mistaken and thought loki was a god No, he's just a guy who could do some parlor tricks occasionally Well, except when he's against like the most insignificant enemies and he can do godlike stuff Oh, yeah, then he can do yeah crazy You know it's like being able to lift the building with telekinesis on a low level enemy in a video game Oh god, what's she doing now? Oh no Okay He lifted up a building look at him. He's like oh, oh cheese. Oh, it's like what the fuck I mean, what is he you what's going on? This is your moment? What's happening? What is happening? What is happening the news? How is this not in the news everywhere messes tiriya? Yeah Does anyone else remember in history where they said i remember that giant clock that tried to kill everyone? This is on you. Oh, she's so tired of it. I need I really want to talk to the rioters Be like do you understand you're not gonna let anyone like her if you write her this way This is embarrassing like I barely like loki barely. It's tom hiddleston that's holding it together You'll love this make yourself comfortable. How did how we how how did you escape? How cute I don't give a shit this button here controls the temperature with the cushion Oh do something A refrigerator chair. He's a goofy inventor. Isn't he great even though that's a good old days when cocaine was in coke You said that so many times. That's how I measure time pre and post cocaine I'm a fully conscious and sentient artificial intelligence entity and I have a name madame clock Excuse me. Mademoiselle. He's really taking that well. You are absolutely singular. You're pretty singular You sail but together we are plural. I would expect the reaction to more so be staring at it Being like what the fuck kind of process this but he's a man of science But they just skip all that that's where I mean someone would argue because he's a man of science He's taking this really easily. It's like I feel like it'd be the other way around No, no, he'd be stunned. He would be staring at it. Remember how he was saying the technology My time holds me back seeing her he'd be like, oh my god A version of you created an entity called the time variance authority two variants of the same north god murdered him. She just said Two variants of a north god. There's so many questions. It's like the story of my of myself that I always imagined Kang is shit in every universe. How's this possible? He's had three attempts at this even before the tba or her You created me you what what are you our loom a device not unlike your prototype you had on stage That's not dissimilar to what the wizard gentleman Sets me as the wizard gentleman who lost you some fucking how because he ran sort of He hid behind theoretically, right? We don't even know if he did that if he looked like he's on the floor That's suddenly here Loki helped murder your variant, but he was protecting me. He switches sides. It's a well-documented behavior. Shut up Time to go Well, we're done with that. I'm not going anywhere until I have my link is brutal It's at my lab across the lake lake. I really want to know what kind of power miss minutes. Oh water Why is she walking places? Didn't she just float? She's got a little platform. I just don't get it They Fucking Nickelodeon smile. This is just so loony tunes. It was said earlier, but He's a joke. Oh God I guess we can get a fight scene Wow, okay never mind The music too, it's just they just Sad that they killed billions and billions of people lost episode I'm just picturing Loki and Avengers right now stabbing that person and like, you know, enjoy All the key Oh, if only Loki could be better I've been saying bugs bunny like jokingly, but this is like you're This is insane. You're making Loki and Mobius absolutely inept. These two have potential together What does it even mean to be doing this when they have control over the whole timeline? You know what I mean? What does this even mean throughout all of this? We've not had the conversation of you guys are changing the past No, it's not a thing. Can't even touch. Oh, look. She's she's gone incognito again to make sure no one gets surprised by her because this that's That's what that is that works. This is where I keep Everything I've imagined He's got his stupid melty sticks. His melty sticks are in there. It's no way you build the prune sticks So how do you have the prune? How do you even begin to make the prune sticks? Yeah, I I step how do you even like I theorize a stick with an orange end that when you poke anything with it It'll melt her into a different dimension Well, that's why you're not a genius Moller. I hope I can make that someday also World war one is in like 30 years or whatever, but you know, we're just gonna be I brought it to you You brought it to him the way the postman brings the post All right, are these two fighting with each other? It's because miss minutes is loyal to kang while ren slayer is kind of just Meming around. I don't fucking know. We got expression back there. What's that supposed to mean? How much time do we have until the temporal loom explodes or something? What does it even mean for time to occur around the tba's beyond time and space? Oh my god, of course picture a short round in the book I wouldn't have he's so important. You see I would have settled for just the three mains Going on fun adventures chasing a key. They just needed a key by the way This kang is incredibly foolish for trusting these people and showing him all of his stuff and everything He's learned and all the things he's an absolute fucking idiot Especially when he knows there are different factions who have similar information who are working against each other Wait, I'm correct. You're good that the good ones got to me first Apparently he invented a thing that helps them with their current loom problem somehow It's a throughput multiplier. It could help you with your Loom That's crazy. How could you convince something that could help with an array of technology that he's far beyond It's gonna be his core This is how they'll defeat him in avengers by putting a fucking gun to her head even miss minis is like, what are we doing, man? That's my face right now. That's legit my face right now miss minis. Yeah, come on Just like her awkward. Please use that face at some point like that should I go should I leave? Oh, no, she's happy again. Yeah, be horny for kang. What's what's going on? That's the ai horny for kang. Why don't we gonna randomly bump into loki again? Oh All right, she'll do something I don't do partners. Is that what are you gonna do? Oh miss minis betrayed it partnership You had to do it. How did you get her in there without her knowing? She wouldn't sleep on a lifeboat. You would sleep in the the ship Yeah, and there was a picker up and put her in there without her waking up Why why did she leave oars and left oars so she can come right back Although they just be able to catch. Well, I was about to say. Shouldn't she that should be impossible for her to do I should be but I don't know why she didn't bother leaving her oars right now Independent and she's strong which those two put together just because she said the word partnership Or is that it? I think that's what I'm trying to do because he said earlier. I don't do partners I don't do Partners I have my hopes for this partnership. You heard her victor partnership You had to do it I'll trust this magic floating clock. Yeah, exactly Oh, that's his stupid ship from ant-man Onomania, that's that's oh is it pretty sure that's his multiverse ship Yeah, mother fucker. You you came up with that now. It's it's 1880. I don't believe it I'm so happy to be here I do you think miss minutes is just the mind of rent slayer Oh, maybe rent slayer died and he put her into miss minutes. Yeah I mean, why why is she like a fucking hillbilly then? I was worried that you wouldn't come with me that you lacked revonah better than me Why are we talking about this? What's going on? I thought you lacked revonah more than me Seriously, what is happening if he didn't go with miss minutes, then they would have just carried along as normal She's like in love with kang. This is such a weird way to go with this I was just a simple ai But you knew I could be more for you miss minutes is becoming like a really strange character She was more like procedural in the first season each night. We played chess and talked What is going on? Is someone's freaky like she's like in love with him a loyal friend More than friends like a lover. Yeah, she's like actually in love with him. Why didn't you allow me a real body? What oh my god, what are we doing bad? Are we gonna give her an actor? We're gonna give her an actor person We're doing this if I had a body We could truly lead together. Um, no, you're like a magic incorporeal spirit, but you could walk around What's funny is that he she should be smart enough to know that he can't do anything without this He's yeah, he's old kang. What are you able to do? You just kept me as your fang Oh, now she's getting angry instead of what I could have been your That's nice Oh my god, why did we do that? I don't um, what did marvel mean by this? They never stop surprising me of just like oh, and of course rent sales he is. Why wouldn't she be? Oh my god, it's it's an actual proto fucking melted a stick. How could you possibly possibly do this? What could be in that orange thing? Where's it gonna send you? I was entrusted with this mission by he who remains not his variant. This is dumb as shit I'm the one in charge. Yeah, the second you turn that off. He can just punch you in the face Where did it go? What happened to the whatever? It's gone to the spooky dimension for the fart cloud You could just use a gun. That's true. A gun would be better It actually it's better because this is all or nothing. Yeah, this is binary Oh my god, you've got to be fucking kidding me How can you track him down to here, but you can't track him down when he's 10 feet away? I mean, is this the free will that you were looking for? Loki use your magic. Yeah, it should be easy going Use your literally anything You really are unbelievable. I don't care about that dynamic. I don't care I'll port her like a hundred feet off the ground after all those years of doing your dirty work Cleaning up your messes. I thought boby's work for here. I thought she was in charge Making the hard decisions. You never have the nerve to make. Oh, she makes the hard decisions I put the tv a above myself. You're not doing a good job making me like ren slayer either show No, they just suck. They can't write characters anymore. It's not fair. We've all lost our way Loki i'm begging you man. Well, he's being a little centrist boy. We all lost our way I Love how kang's just shaking like a bitch. He's he sat down. He fucking instead of running away. Just move away from here He's good next to it like he's sitting next to it. I'll run her come on He can grab it and punch her in the mouth. I'm the only one who can bring stability to the tv a because that's what I've been doing Thankfully, they seem to make me so much more sense if she did have a regular gun. I'm order No This is this is shitty theater Go ahead kill him. I really couldn't kill us. Look. Loki's two days to do anything. Oh, did that like stun you? Are you stunned? You just can't act? You don't know Me you don't know The heart what's loki doing a thing? What's doing? They're all on pause. Oh, I guess rent slayer's just knocked out. He's on pause too. Mm-hmm Everybody he needs to do is monologue. No, you can't. Loki pretends like he can't do anything about this Just push her with your loki power. So just teleport someone in some place You teleported someone earlier this episode Any day now show reconsider off. She can't do it. She's like Sarah connor If you gotta get prude or something wow, what is it? You have a stirring speech Get him out of here. Okay I just wonder who is like watching the scene and I'm being emotionally affected like who's actually buying this shit Don't make me regret this. I'll shut the fuck up. I hate you. Sylvie. I really don't like you Sylvie You just suck in every way imaginable I leave her to me. Wait, what do you mean? What's she gonna do? Wait? Do we not care? Do we not care what they're gonna do? Mobius, do you not care what she's gonna do with her? Should you kill her? Okay. Bye. No. Mobius cares. I can't believe nobody cares what she's gonna do with rent slayer Here we are. What the fuck man? I suppose I've been a box. You've been wanting to take for a long time Ow, I mean, yeah, that's Sylvie. I wouldn't expect anything else have to kill someone I didn't get my fix earlier. I can't believe nobody cared about what she was getting She might just torture her for infinity. You guys have no idea They could probably come back and be like, oh, wait, are you torturing her? Stop? Be careful what you wish for Oh, no, I went someplace. You booped her into the spooky far cloud? Can you bring her here? This is a place you could bring her with your device. Wait, this place still exists? Well, I don't know what she hopes to achieve by doing this. Well, because what's gonna happen is rent slayer is gonna benefit from this ultimately Yeah, of course she is. She's gonna do something Because Sylvie's a fucking moron and she's not gonna tell any of the others what she just did either, is she? She'll say I dealt with her or something. That's why they had everybody leave. They needed that to happen So at any point in time, they could come here with the tv a travel device How long has he been dead that he looks like this? What does it mean at the end of time? Oh No, it was foolish of him to make an enemy out of someone who knows all his secrets Oh, so they're gonna work together then doesn't even make sense to make an enemy out of you That wasn't Kang. That was one guy. That was another guy Whatever I'm glad that's done Oh my god, I'm kind of just abandoned following that the plot and the stakes are I just assume it's all flimped Oh, yeah, it's definitely a moment to moment reaction now instead of Accepting it as part of a bigger thing even accepting it as a season two to season one There's no like through line to like really pay attention to here It's just whatever revelations pop up. She's got to work with them as they come I'm amazed that people are like, man Episode one was so good, but two and three. It's like it's all the same sludge all of it What was good about episode one just well someone explain We like the way it looked and we like the performances But again, like that's pretty much the same throughout all three But I feel like the people who would compliment episode one wouldn't even make those references that me made They're talking about a completely different other thing. They were talking about like the story You know what I mean? It was it's probably just a matter of they feel good from being back But now they're bored already. It's good to be back But then like wait a minute. I still need a story and you really realize slowly. Okay. What are we doing here? I feel like they just have so much faith in this show They think it's all going to come together and you slowly realize it's nonsense and they always realize it too late I think it hinges on episode one when you're right at the beginning There's a lot of potential and there's a lot of things that you might be thinking about especially if you're buying into it You know the characters and the stakes that you can sort of imagine all of these cool ways that it could go And then you know as each episode comes out the door starts to close on those possibilities And then by the time you reach the end and you look back on the whole thing It's just like man it really wasn't and then and then and then and then kind of story It's super and then shocking and then this happens and that happens and now they're here and they're talking about a thing And now we're on a steamboat and now there's mannequins and now she's that thing in the clock The most and then shit for me was Mobius and Loki it's like and then they caught up with him And then they didn't and then they did and then they didn't and then they did And then uh rent slayer showed up and then Loki and uh Mobius showed up and then Sylvie showed up I actually think the most mildly interesting thing was me wondering if the the councilman with the trousers I thought he was david mitchell. I thought it was a cameo by david mitchell I don't think it is but he looks really close to him. That would have been fun. We're in a mustache That would have been are they gonna bring back richardy gratt? I'm guessing he's still coming Well, I remember someone saying that he'd filmed scenes for this. Oh, okay. Well. Yeah, nobody's ever really gone I'll take him over any Sylvie or rent slayer. Sylvie is terrible right now Terrible. Well, when was she ever good? Well, she's even worse than season one somehow because at least in season one I bought the um the confusion and the anger Sort of with the stupid story they had set up but in this one like she's just not curious at all about the whole world falling apart Yeah, no inquiry the fact that she spares dumb ass and then she's like don't make me regret It's like, what do you mean? No, you go with them and you see what's happening because it regards the fate of the universe Like what do you what do you mean? Like don't disappoint me now? What and the Mobius and Loki just leave like Loki was like, I think this was my most frustrating episode for Loki He just felt like a passenger more than ever in this episode in particular I will take him pretending to be the old Loki while he's talking to fuckface brad more than this shit I don't recognize any of the old Loki in this guy at all hypern ift Well What else is there to say? I don't I don't know I've got no real expectation on what'll happen in five and oh, sorry four and five six I'm just like this is gonna be something that'll happen. It's supposed to be relevant Some big revelations that terrible terrible zone of anything could happen at any time for any reason Rules might as well not exist. I don't think it's even worthwhile to speculate on what could happen Oh, no, we'll do that at the end to see episode five. We'll speculate on six. Yeah, that'll be the most interesting thing We could do on memes because there was no basis for any speculation if anything could happen It could just go in any direction Thanos could be in the next episode. We could have Jensen from Iron Man one We could have like anybody This is like confirming the pattern you get the first episode where there's a tiny bit of potential something there And then it just all falls apart by the end. It's an embarrassment Okay, bye. Yeah Goodbye. Bye everyone. See you later. We'll see you In our adventure through time and space Whoa How about we settle this outside? Excellent suggestion. I agree Don't cry for me. I'm already dead. What'd you bring me?