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Homosexual Rage Unleashed With Sucker Punch

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Uploaded on May 22, 2011

i wanted to enjoy planes & people. instead i got this fella who needs anger management. here's a transcript:


#2: lets talk this through.

#1: no, i do not want to, period.

#2: why can't we relax, you're not being very nice.

#1: i don't care. i don't want to be, or ever want to be again.

#2: alan, you're not being very nice.

#1: i don't need to be. and i don't give a shit if anyone likes it or not or if they hear it. doug can drive you to a fuckin hotel if you get in that car because you're not staying at my house. he's not staying at my house.

#2: relax alan. you just need to chill.

#1: get out of my face.

#2: alan you need to relax.

#1: i do not need to do a motherfucking thing. get out of my house. you're not staying at my house. get the fuck out of my face. move!

#2: alan, buddy, relax my friend.

#1: leave.

#2: i guess. no, thats not, hey, doug. doug, apparently we're having a communication breakdown.

#1: he is not staying at my house. (crackles) period.

#2: he's being a little grumpy.

#1: did you hear me?

#2: thank you doug. i appreciate it very much.

#1: you can leave him at a hotel but he's not staying at my house. my names on the lease, it is not happening.

#2: alan calm down buddy.

#1: fuck you!

#2: lick my sack. calm down.

#3: (laughs)

#2: calm down.

#1: don't fucking.

#2: you're okay.

#1: stop it.

#2: whats the matter alan?

#1: stop it.

#3: alan todd, stop it.

#1: c'mon fucker. (punch)

#3: alan todd, stop it.

#1: come here fucker. (punch) get out of it (punch).

#3: look. (punch) look. (punch) alan todd stop it. (punch) goddammit you're fucking our car up. (punch) goddammit you're fucking my car up. both of you stop it. i don't care what your issues are but leave it nice.

#1: he kicked it.

#3: i guess you'll be...

#1: i told you not to put him in the fucking car.

#3: well you stop getting so fucking wound up.

#2: you broke my glasses, thanks.

#1: i told you not to get in the car.

#2: doug can you give me my shoe, please?

#3: stop it. really, are you 12?

#1: i don't give a shit.

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