 Hello everybody, Ian here. Welcome back to Top 5 Friday. Today we are talking about the Top 5 horror movies That aren't actually horror movies. These are of course just my opinions. If you have your own opinions Leave them down there in the comments below. The first two on the list I don't actually have so I'm gonna try and put up a picture right here And the first one is full metal jacket. If you're a fan of the channel, you know I don't like Stanley Kubrick movies. I don't see What the big fuss is about him, but full metal jacket is one of those movies that He got the first half right at least as soon as and there's gonna be I should go ahead and say spoilers for every movie That I'm going to be talking about In full metal jacket as soon as Pyle kills himself. I that's the end of the movie for me I don't sit around and watch the rest of it. That's it. That is full metal jacket to me In fact, I couldn't even tell you what happens in the second half of the movie but His profile was it not for you. I think it is his performance there on the toilet With the gun is absolutely horrifying and that's why I put it at number five at number four we have the secret of Nim The only thing I really remember about this movie is how terrified I was as a child and even a young adult Watching this with the the different I guess that what was it a crow not not the crow there was like a no like an old rat I know the crow plays with the string in the yarn. That was that was cute But there's like an old rat with like wispiness coming out But there was some terrifying images in there when I brought this movie up on Twitter everybody brought up Watership down I have neither seen the movie the Netflix special or read the book Which I'm going to try and find at some point in time because I have it around here somewhere And I want to try and read it, but I'm not gonna watch any of the movies until I actually do that Maybe I'll do a book versus movie episode. Yeah, I still gotta do witches of Eastwick Anyways, so next up our movies. I actually have so No, I grabbed the wrong one. We're just gonna have to deal with it But the Dark Knight is another one Heath Ledger's performance. This is the Dark Knight rises Please just completely ignore that But Heath Ledger's performance in the Dark Knight always has bothered me It's especially him dying afterward There's actually it was it was during the end of production I think because they had a CGI something with him if I remember correctly But Heath Ledger's performance of the Joker gets underneath my skin Especially when the the scene that really really bothers me is when they're at the party and he comes up and he grabs Maggie Gillinghall and you know messes with her Rachel, whatever. No, was it Maggie? I don't know. I can't remember fussing me down there. It's been ages since I've seen the movie But what stands out and the most important thing about it is Heath Ledger's performance of the Joker That really I think it was the way his makeup is I haven't I've a thing about clowns anyways Not a nice huge phobia, but I really like being scared. It's one of my I guess I don't know not peeps, but a clown with bad makeup Terrifies me, but I like seeing clowns like that for the same reason I get on roller coasters. Give me All right next up these last two if these are on anybody else's list. I would be impressed Chitty-chitty bang bang This movie does what any good horror movie or novel or any horror whatsoever It does gives you that false sense of security and yes, chitty-chitty bang bang But then the candy man comes on screen This dude has terrified me since I first saw this as a child I got goosebumps right now just just thinking about him the way he comes through town calling his You know his calls saying his his deal his cart the way the slats come down and you see that it's actually a prison I was one of those kids that was scared of the ice cream man It's like what does he have in that? You know in that even before even before I was old enough to think about stuff like that I would always wonder what in the world does he have back there? It can't just be ice cream right there's got to be something else back there And it was that there was this shade of mystery and then I watched chitty-chitty bang bang and his dude has a literal cage Underneath his candy cart, but yeah that it was a false sense of security the movies like three hours long I think the dude comes in about the two-hour mark maybe less than that and I was just I'm terrified of it last Certainly not least my number one pick here is a movie that bothers me to my core And it has absolutely nothing to do with religion I think it is I think this movie is the best horror movie ever made and not just the best horror film Let's see the best horror film that That's not a horror film. I think it is I personally feel that it is my favorite horror movie And that is the passion of the Christ Not saw not hostile none of those none of those movies affect me like this one does it has nothing to do with religion I don't believe in I don't believe Jesus Christ was a savior anything like that if you if you ask me I'm an atheist but with with this movie There is something so visceral and so upsetting about the story and the way Mel Gibson put it to Scream not a huge fan of Mel Gibson, but or his direction. I don't like Braveheart. I don't like any of the Patriot I don't like any of those other movies, but I do like this movie because it is terrifying I went to go see it in theaters three times twice with my wife The third time I went by myself because it was such a such a visceral experience in the first time I was uncomfortable and if you know me at all you know I like being I like being made to feel Uncomfortable by the content that I consume whether it be books movies or whatever. So that's my top five Horror movies that are not horror movies. I would love to hear Your top five ten twenty whatever leave them down in the comments below If you want to make your own video make sure to tag me either on Twitter or link down there in the doobly-doo Spam detection might catch it, but I will try and go ahead and approve it I don't I only check it once a week though, so don't be mad at me if your comment doesn't show up But anyways until next time I have been E you've been you this has been another top five Friday I'll talk to you guys later. Bye. Bye. Yeah, it is hotter than geriatric porn out here