 good afternoon site 42 staff this is Dr. Theron Sherman coming in from the field for another Dr. Sherman's office hours waiting for the chat to roll in and we're waiting for our next test so while we wait on that I'll come check you guys out for a bit and see how you're doing I'll explain the title of the thing in just a moment once a couple more people show up hello William Afton and Andy and Tim good to see you and thanks for being a member same with you tree I'm not gonna scream even though I don't like your name nor its purpose I appreciate your membership to the site 42 staff that's more like it so hello everybody Dr. Sherman's office hours begins now I will be since I'm in the field I'll be checking super chats and stuff as fast as I can I don't have a good dashboard for it like usual but we'll still talk a little bit after the main event here so yes what's up with the title obviously I was joking the scp-8000 contest is going on but there is part of it that is cancelled and that's the part where I'm covering it so if you've been in a couple of the streams or you saw my interview on the unredacted podcast I talked about my plans to cover the scp-8000 contest similarly to how I did the scp-7000 contest and what has happened is when Billeth and I tried to read all of the scp-8000 contest entry or 7000 contest entries about a year and a half ago we did not get to cover them all because there were 119 scp-7000 contest entries and some of them were incredibly long now a lot of them were really good no we enjoyed ourselves and we had lots of other guests and we did our best but we just were streaming several days a week trying to get through all the articles and we never managed to fill it stuff happened personal things got in the way and so we decided okay we'll do it again for 8000 and now what's happened to me lots of let's just say I've had a very bad January and part of it is that in a couple of months site 42 has to move because our landlord is selling my house we're renting and we're getting kicked out so by June 1st me and my roommates have to find a new place and so while house hunting and trying to keep up with regular site 42 content I will not have time to try and fit in reading all of the 8000 contest entries again so I will not I just gotta say I can't do everything I cannot read the set 8000 contest entries on stream this year I hope I can get there in time 9000 but what I will give you is I told the gang hey guys I cannot do this this year so what I want what I'm hoping for is that the different guests I was working with will be able to get together and do it themselves hopefully they don't have moving disasters like I do so hopefully not only is the scp 8000 contest not actually cancelled totally for sure click bait I'm sorry it was funny but on top of that even though I won't be covering it which is what was cancelled I am hoping that they will put something together because I would like to just like put them on and listen to them and get all the good ratings and stuff like that so I will keep you guys abreast of the situation and I will let you know who is streaming and where and you guys can go check them out so now that I've covered the click bait title and I hope you guys enjoyed my ribbon you guys a little bit we will have a normal doctor Sherman office hours from this point on I've got about 35 minutes until my next client arrives for testing so until then I see you guys I've got my scp database pulled up and I will see what you guys are up raffle you a breast your you doctor Sherman I was just wondering what your opinion be if you were in a video game well I am I am a gamer I do enjoy gaming from time to time like the cool gamers do and so if Dr. Sherman weren't a game that would be pretty nifty I believe actually Dr. Sherman isn't at least one game because there is an scp dating sim out there and now you can't date Dr. Sherman that is that's not on the docket he's not datable in the game no Dr. Sherman is your superior officer and you are the one dating the anomalies which obviously in real foundation verse I would not approve such a thing but it is a testing situation in that game and so if you ever wanted to date scp 682 or scp 999 or scp 049 I think is datable scp 096 is datable and scp 173 is datable if you ever wanted to date some anomalies there is an scp dating sim out there I forget the name of it I'm gonna go look that up real quick it's on steam what's really cool is that Radiger excellent scp youtuber who I all appreciate less she comes to get us played it with a bunch of her voice acting friends and they did voices for it and all that stuff oh it's called doki doki anomaly scp doki doki anomaly is on steam huh desk thank you for getting that message to me so quick you almost beat me but I appreciate you on helping me out with that good to see you on the chat thank you for your help with the moderation as well potato my favorite scps are always listed at the end of the stream so in about 30 minutes I'll be telling you about that Andre thank you for your first don't know of today's stream thank you for supporting the site 42 cause make sure to grab yourself an apple on your way past the commissary here's a riddle you see and hear me so abnormal that your mind can't comprehend yet you expose me to the whole world but they'll end up in same shoes as you what am I see mean hear me so abnormal that your mind can't comprehend yet you expose me to the whole world but they'll end up in same shoes as you which means that they will not be able to comprehend you so what am I I mean I guess you must be some sort of cognitive hazard some sort of cognitive hazard is my guess here that's what I believe and I'll be waiting to see your response in the chat all right who's this over here madster thank you for your first don't know of the stream make sure to grab yourself some hmm what are they serving at the commissary today gets yourself some mustard balls get yourself some mustard balls over at the commissary hey yeah if the Warner siblings yako wako and sister Dot from Animaniacs for SCPs how would they be contained so honestly they have the perfect containment cell in the water tower and so with all the tune logic that we have to deal with they managed to keep them in that water tower for a pretty long time so as long as we reinforce it a little bit we should be pretty good to go that thing if you're gonna spin sands why am I always invisible on streams must have to do something with your whole dimensional tech knowledge timeline knowledge that you have it's official ten dollars for an apple I thought Disney practices were high oh you don't know the anomalous apples they're serving in the commissary today it's not it's not a normal apple no no ten dollars for an apple is obnoxious but the apples that they're serving the commissary today very special breed they make you have good dreams they're apples that when you eat them your dreams are better they give you fantasies in your brain they don't take the doctor away though that that's a trade-off they don't keep the doctor away so if you have testing with 049 it's not going to help you nor any of us other researchers breaker do you shave your mustache before every short I do not depending on which short we're putting out that day sometimes I'll have the stash and sometimes I won't because we're shuffling them around in timeline synth the channel manager who does the uploads and hit also editors are on camera videos enjoys theming shorts to a theme so he does a good job with that and so yes that's why sometimes you'll see shorts I made without my stash and then shorts I made with my stash Andre thank you again friend how would the SAP foundation figure out that they're in a time loop how would the foundation figure out that they're in a time loop so I believe there's a couple ways this could go down so it would probably most likely be that there is some anomaly that can see multiple timelines that would under like figure out what's happening eventually now it would take him a while because if you're in if you're in containment then the likelihood is that you would kind of see the same things every day in the same tests so it would take you a little bit to realize your any time loop but everything repeats so clockwork like in the foundation very strict protocols but I suppose that if something especially like a containment breach happened that day and then they woke up and it was the containment breach again then they would very clearly know they're in a time loop and that would set the story from there also the foundation probably has some timeline tracking anomalous technology I could not put that past us at all I mean otherwise how would we know there's got to be someone who is immune to its effects or catches on to it or some sort of tech we have that tracks that otherwise we're just stuck in the time loop and nobody knows and it doesn't matter does the scp foundation play Minecraft so we do have dedicated we do have dedicated staff who have to monitor Minecraft for anomalies anomalous Minecraft NPCs and enemies stuff like that so there is at least some of our people who are tracking that game at any given point they will not obviously identify themselves in game but you can tell they're acting a little shifty and just monitoring things desk I heard the greatest article to be ever written was posted on the wiki a couple weeks ago called number one doggo dash J which is a self plug for your article thoughts so I have not gotten to read the whole thing although hey you're here in the chat now everyone go read about scp number one doggo dash J which I believe that's a dash one proposal right and so that's something to check out yeah I got for the first half of it but I just been really slammed and I don't want to read the whole thing on stream because I want people to go read it and vote on it remember if you're a member of the scp wiki you can vote on the article so you can up vote the ones you like and down vote the ones you don't so make sure you go check them out and there's scp number one doggo dash J and yeah because you and Billeth right yeah I got the opening and then I saw the interviews were long and I'm busy and still busy but I have to get to that I think that's Monday Sherman's job but you did it you'll finally made a puppy your puppy into an scp and by the way congrats on a plus 87 you're almost to a positive 100 that would be pretty dope good luck what's your favorite song I am there's no way in the world I could say I have a favorite song because I listened to too many I teach dance I'm constantly listening to music of all kinds I get tired of music and I have to find new ones but I do have a favorite kind of genre which turns out to be Canadian bands for some reason I don't know why but every time I like a band or a singer it turns out they're Canadian so I fell in love with the bear naked ladies they're one of my favorite bands ever they might be my favorite band ever they're Canadian great big C Canadian Michael Buble Canadian I think Carly Rae Jepsen is Canadian too right so yes I guess my favorite I don't have a favorite bear naked ladies song because there's so many good ones for great big C my favorite song is Boston and St. John's for how pretty and sorrowful it is and then when I'm up I can't get down is my favorite of their quicker songs and then buble is more just standard jazz stuff that I like because I can I do jazz singing and so I'll enjoy singing his stuff most of it's in my range and I teach to it because it's ballroom dancing and so that makes sense and then I can't place a favorite on Carly Rae Jepsen because all of her albums are fire what would happen if SCP 096 was put into SCP 3333 well Andre because I do not know what SCP 3333 is off the top my head I'm gonna take a peek at it real quick 3333 go Ketter class Sun Top Fire Lookout spatial anomaly Sun Top Fire Lookout accessible via ladder trapdoor on the ceiling of the lookout topology surrounding 3333 as I didn't go to that surrounding look out iterations are higher relative to the original lookout stairs leading up oh so yeah this is a I think I remember something about this it's the infinite look out it keeps getting taller and taller and then they discover there's people like chasing them in there and so my belief would be looking at this from the top and bottom it's difficult for the entity inside the skin is tough the interior layer of fat does not want to give way a barbed stinger shoots out through the terror and punctures Dr. Williams's skin Williams collapses stinger appears to contain a paralytic agent I'm pretty sure 096 is survivable as this meaning I think you could tank this and take them out so if they see 096 they're going to perish and then 096 is stuck in there in the infinite holes until someone sees a picture of it because then it will sense where they are and therefore it will sense the exit of that infinite thing so I believe that 096 would survive and get out eventually unfortunately which is why we keep them in its box t-bone hello my brother in theater good to see you theater kids man-o-man anyone can answer this one what's your suggestion on making groups of interest I need site 42 to get big enough to hire staff and get quit your day job money so I can make the scp movies and stuff I want to make but also just so I can write some more scp so I have free time because I want to make a group of interest I know what group of interest I want to make I want to make pirates super cool pirates the scp does not have enough pirates we have cowboys we have aces and eights cannon that's a cowboy scp cannon not enough pirates and so we need to work on that and I would like to be the one to work on that can you pay someone to make your own scp it's a little gray zone the wiki staff does not like that as a thing as far as I know but I mean I can't prove it hasn't been done I would not be shocked if there was an scp author out there that was like hey a commission an scp from me and yeah I'll post it for you but right now I don't it's a little bit of a gray zone and I don't know of anybody who would do it so that is a grain of salt right there you can make an scp as a team yes you can co-author scp's you're gonna have another la play I hope so the group down in Los Angeles last call theater they told me that they were doing more scp plays after the showroom because they did signals and then they did the showroom and they mentioned some other concepts that were scp related but I've been keeping an eye on them and they've been doing other things and they haven't contacted me to send me down so I have not heard anything about any more scp work from them I'm sure they would reach out to me because I would again go down there with you guys's help and I would film it so we could all see it but until then make sure you check out both scp signals and scp the showroom on our on our YouTube channel because then you'll be able to see what they've done so far Andre did you forget your message I appreciate the dono I just a look tree I'm not gonna scream maybe you don't have to change your name I was just kidding earlier just Josh and you it's official Sherman what do the apples do should we be scared I told you what the apples do the anomalous apples give you good dreams automatic good dreams no nightmares no nothing now it has been said that over exposure if you have too many of them then an entity may materialize in those dreams and that entity may don't worry about it it's fine just have a couple of apples not too many that have good dreams very nice for you see flop you ate all the apples any more Lennox calls amber hey good to see you and yes yes the last month has been pretty horrid on the site 42 person life and but I'm coming out of it I've been resting I've been recouping feel a little better feel a little more energetic and the plan is for next week to start the new series of calls which means expect two weeks because I gotta you know do the call and then give Seth Seth who's Seth give synth time to edit it but once I make the call and since has the call we will definitely be doing more Lennox mutual calls we are not done in fact very nicely of them they're not sponsoring the videos anymore per se they had a budget for three videos and we did a good job with them and they liked the videos everything was good and it was good because we got some people to sign up which is very good that's what advertising is for helping clients and building new theater shows but they did give us an infinite call pass so for site 42 purposes we're allowed to keep making videos and we're allowed as many calls as we want so well it's not sponsored that's a nice thank you gift and it's so kind of sponsored but at the end of the day we're gonna do a good thing oh desk thank you for getting Andre's question that is a very appreciated move for you to have done let me pull up your notification so I can see it in full what would happen if SCP 682 was put into SCP 728 what would happen if SCP 682 was put into SCP 728 well that's number one take a look at what SCP 728 is do-do-do-do-do 728 but it do-do-do-do standard shipping container painted red materials and construction have found it to be made from terrestrial metals they're not in any combination usually associated with construction of shipping containers the interior space consistent with that of a standard shipping container when the doors are closed the interior space experiences the flow of time differently from the outside world this difference is neither consistent nor predictable with the flow of time capable of both speeding up and slowing down and in some cases apparently reversing any equipment which could be used to record the flow of time such as stopwatches will function normally within the container however upon opening the door such devices will suffer a catastrophic failure and completely cease to function with all data being erased this extends to all data recorder while the doors were closed and so far no medium has been found which can resist this effect save for pen and paper for this reason the only reliable method to record the passage of time within 728 is through the use of a human observer 728 is vulnerable to damage than the object made from redacted however perforating the container caused the primary effect no longer to function any damage inflicted upon SCP 728 appears to undo itself after a random amount of time possibly as a side effect of 728's ability so it makes different time that person was mummified subject was no longer present question how much time passed subject was adamant we'd never even closed the doors subjects were interred within 782 with enough rations the last all three men five years they're strict to keep a record of their experiences the container open to all three were dead severe beatings apparently died from their injuries disemboweled apparently self-inflicted disembowelment as well logs were apparently kept to specified for years before slowly degrading into unintelligible ranting all right well that was that was good for them so we have a time traveling an interior time traveling at random shipping container so 682 would probably be most likely fine in there because it can just do whatever it's doing so it would just probably walk out the other end I don't think it could hold it long enough for it to die and honestly I think we just break the container and so just break out because it's not like it's impenetrable really thing breaker are you the head of site 42 or an 05 council member that's depending on the cannon in any cannon Dr. Sherman might be a variety of different things but in most cannons the standard dr. Sherman is the site director of site 42 yes there will be more scp sorry there will be more find us alive reactions as well we'll be doing the Lenox mutual reactions we'll be doing the find us alive reactions there was a new scp film a short film that just came out called class are if you haven't heard of it it does it makes sense because it didn't get a lot of pop and it should get more pop so I'm gonna do a reaction video to class are if only so go people go watch class are but since you're all here already go watch class are dr. Sherman guess what it's it's not chicken butt is it because we stopped serving scp 3199 eggs for a couple of weeks after the incident so we don't want any chicken butts going on clone Nellie I've been waiting for class are class are is out you should go check it out it is ready it has happened now the thing is they put it on a new YouTube channel that they're using for their fictional works so it's not on their normal channel so you got to look up class are to go catch it out I think it's called like renegade media something because they are renegade media group but they put class are on another channel and that channel is called class are scp that is on renegade films renegade films and it's currently got 1.5 k views it's got to do better than that it's a live action scp short film it's about 25 minutes so you guys should go check that out after you're done with this stream there we go drink a shrinking potion please not after what happened last time oh my word people squished subversions of that dr. Sherman people eight versions of that dr. Sherman ah we're not we're not letting that happen again as far as I can help it goodbye Chris have good sleep is the owl girl a researcher in scp it's an owl girl of course it's an scp or technically because it's not canon on the wiki it's anomalous but it's not an scp but we love miss twisted she does great work can a bird scream you must have not been introduced to dr. Spanko one of the funniest gosh darn anomalies on the wiki not even a joke anomaly it's a real canon scp which one is dr. Spanko dr. Spanko is 2337 love me some dr. Spanko go listen to my dr. Spanko readings brilliant stuff kept in a standard it's a corn creak that speaks at standard speech is how many decibels you need to be soundproofed in the room gummy worms you need to wear level 26 m ear protection and that is how many decibels of that if you need a 26 m hearing protection 26 m hearing protection thanks for being completely useless Google and our R rating there we go now we're talking that doesn't tell me anything all right well it's pretty darn loud that's all I can tell you it's pretty darn loud Andre what epic crossover can you think of epic crossover so if I'm thinking about scp crossovers I would like to see I would like to see scp 008 dash J Jeff crossover with scp 682 because 682 is you know hates humanity wants to destroy everyone and everything blah blah blah but frickin scp 008 dash J Jeff is an anomalously lucky human or at least seems that way because he keeps accidentally ending up in foundation bases and then accidentally evading capture like the officer who arrested him one time one of our guys had a heart attack trying to contain Jeff and then one time Jeff ended up in a submarine base somehow how do you accidentally end up in a submarine base and so yes that was that would be a funny matchup I would love to see 682 versus 008 dash J that'd be funny what is what is that what is a crazy crafter do I know what that is I don't feel like I know what that is and it's a reading stream reading what is it an author is this one of the scp authors oh wait your name's crazy crafter oh god darn it okay I see I see okay all right okay oh all right okay so I should hmm well we'll have to see what articles of yours get on the street my friend but thank you for the don't know make sure to grab yourself some coffee on your way past the commissary such a dork funny artist thank you for your first don't know to today's stream make sure to grab yourself some falafel on your way past the commissary I think the vending machine escaped France again what do you mean the vending machine escaped the vending machine just makes drinks or there's the one that has all the now one that I would expect to escape would be the gumball machine that thinks it's a foundation site director or something like that which one's the gumball machine that thinks it's a fan foundation doctor scp gumball machine who thinks it's a dude scp 5595 is a United States quarter gumball machine of unknown origin the glass dome is featureless feroid with 30 gumballs in it these act as its eyes audio eyes ears and organs the main body portion is composed of a steel alloy despite its appearance it is sapient sentient capable of speech in English its voice is highly modulated and barely intelligible at times 5595 personality has been described as variably boisterous sarcastic and rude that one I would not mind if it escapes because it's a jerk except no we can't let it escape because it has to be contained because it's a talking gumball machine yeah which we can decommission some of these guys funny artists know it's scp 295 you should know this wait 295 is a vending machine that can run away because 294 is what I thought was a vending machine yeah 295 is caterpillars you're talking about 294 and 294 can't escape it's just a vending machine it doesn't run away unless it made a tall heaping glass of disappeared of France juice which I'm pretty sure it can't do at least mostly sure any who Amy the video game version of you is finished does that mean did you do you make a game during this stream are you talking about how I told you that there was an scp dating sim that had me as the like narrator's superior officer or something like that I don't know otherwise how did you do that so fast just the coding alone would be difficult what is your favorite G.O.I. my favorite group of interest they are depicting it kind of changes by the day because they are I mean there's so many of them they're fun for things like the serpent's hand is basic but I like them because I like the idea of the truth telling anomalous people who are trying to keep anomalies out of containment and the wanderers library seems dope I like I love the shark punching center shark punching center is always a blast this is actually the jacket I like to use when I play the shark punching center characters because it's badass jacket for badass guys who punch sharks I'm also a big fan of Herman Fuller circus of the disquieting I just I like circus stuff and I love weird circus stuff so are we cool yet and gamers against weed get credit for being what's the phrase I'm looking for for making anomalies for purposes either for art or for memes also why are they on the G.O.I. list how did that happen global fifth how were gamers against weed not on the G.O.I. list you kidding me I'm gonna ask about that on Twitter later I am confused and I'm going to do it can I check the discussion on this page SPC got at it even though they weren't official but this is from 2017 to two gamers no not mentioned in this session I'm gonna ask about that later that's strange all right I've got time for Andre's last question and then I've got to get to my next client can the SCP foundation contain Tim from 2008 video game braid so anomalies that go through time differently I'm certain we've got something like that before experiences time backwards the time reverse corpse but that's a forum entry transporting objects backwards in time as far back as January 1st 2004 backwards time at increments of exactly one hour ages in reverse growing younger at the same rate the normal human ages to the Azurber SCP 873 it appears that 873 is moving backwards in time at a rate 360 degree observation physical access as well as access recorded video blah blah spherical object appearance of being made a flawless glass or crystal all attempts to determine the material which shouldn't have been inconclusive no attempt to remove a sample has been successful spectroscopic analysis has shown no absorption spectra objects is transparent only 50% of proto photons under the serial emerge might have murdered so how do we contain this thing we keep in the secure room three wide spectrum high definition cameras got to be mounted on got to look at it forever so I imagine we can just lock him in a room because if he's stuck in a room he's stuck in a room the Failedini you managed to get a question and before I signed off good work surprise me good evening Dr. Sherman have you ever been to a town called night Vale your agents would have a field day oh monitoring of night mail in their sister city are in fact quite a lot of work they continue to frustrate and alone just scrambling their radio signals is difficult I mean you've heard of them how did you hear of them if you didn't work on the site on the project it's because it's very hard to lock down those broadcasts but we're doing our best thankfully the general public has not found out about them just you SCP foundation staff members and I saw that really quick one from funny artist I assume it will go back to France if it breaches containment so with that in mind this is going to be the end of our office hours for the day it is time for me to reach to my last client and so as I finish up here and close off I look forward to seeing you all the next office hours I will recap really quick before my final send off in case you made it this far and you didn't realize why the title is clickbait it's because even though yes the SCP 8000 contest is still going on I didn't actually get canceled that was a joke but site 42 will not be covering it this year unfortunately we're very busy so I with the whole moving thing that we have to do soon so I don't have time to dedicate to trying to read the hundred plus entries so I will as soon as I know who is covering the contest I will point you guys to their channels and you can go watch that if you want to keep track on the 8000 contest be on that everyone knows that I end my stream with my favorite scp's reminder these are not my favorite scp's that I wrote because I wrote them they're of course they're my favorite instead these are spps that I didn't write that are my favorites now if you want to see my scp's you can go to the link in the description or in our bio it's a beacons dot AI slash site 42 and there you can see my scp author page as well as all of the support links like patreon channel memberships anything like that where you can support us here site 42 bird to thank you for your quick last minute don't know grab yourself a burrito on your way past the commissary but be on that my favorite scp's are as follows 3043 3999 008 dash J we just talked about Jeff spooky dash J 5175 5031 and 5320 save one more time 3999 3043 008 dash J spooky dash J 5175 5031 and finally 5320 I hope you guys have enjoyed this hour's office hour stream is dr. Theron Sherman signing off from site 42 girl don't tell me that it's morning can we keep the curtains drawn I haven't given you fair warning but our ship she sails at dawn and it's true I must be going but I swear I won't be long there isn't that much ocean between Boston and St. John's I'm a rover and I'm bound to sail away I'm a rover can you love me anyway