 Okay guys, you've got two minutes. Position, please. We're gonna be fine, we're gonna be fine. Remind me again why we're wearing the suits. Oh, because they said, make it jazzy. And we decided that that meant suits. If you got some mistake. I feel like an enterprise Java developer or something. Didn't come along, actually. Do we have time to change it? Uh... Ooh. Uh... Let's change it. Come on, Jake, come on, we don't have time for this, mate. We'll be fine, we'll be fine, we'll be fine. Whoa, Jake, you need those. Sorry about that, I just... I feel so much more comfortable now. Okay, you've got ten seconds, get ready. Oh, uh... We're not jazzy enough. I don't know what we can do about it now. Uh... Can you play that? Chrome Dev Summit 2016 is everybody doing in the room. The front? Yeah! The front gets it. The left? Yeah! The right? And the live stream? Wait, that's not gonna work. Yeah, that's not gonna work. Yeah. Actually, speaking of the live stream, if you are joining us on the live stream, thank you so much. There'll be viewing parties around the world, people in their offices, in their homes. Thank you for joining us, and it's lovely to have all of you here. We know it's very busy, and that's awesome that you've made the journey to come and see us today. Absolutely. We also have some, uh, you know, matters to deal with before we get on with the show. We absolutely do. One of those things is the Code of Conduct. We have a Code of Conduct. It has all good conferences, all conferences should have. It goes something like this. You know, we encourage you to be excellent to each other by saying hi to new faces and building on one another's ideas and reporting any uncomfortable experiences, of course. And we have a zero-tolerance policy for harassment of any kind. And please do share your experiences, like the positive or negative, with speakers and the staff. And the Code of Conduct is posted around the building and on the website. Apologies for reading that from my phone. It's the official statement. I want to get it right. But from a personal perspective, like, we've been in the industry now, over 10 years, we're kind of part of the old crowd now. And I don't know if it's too optimistic to say that in that time, things have started to get better, a little bit slowly, but surely. But it feels like now, more than ever, like, we need to double down. You know, we need to be kind to everyone, welcoming to everyone, and we need to be heroes to those who aren't having a great experience. No matter what's happening out there, we need to make it right in here, in this industry. So we've got two days' worth of talks, breakout sessions, code labs, panels. And, I mean, as the talks are done, the videos will start to go up onto the website as well. So keep an eye out for those. And you can also set notifications for any sessions you're actually interested in on the website as well. You're shilling for some work that you did. You did the notifications, didn't you? Don't know what you're talking about. Right. You've heard enough from us. We should get things started. And no finer way than to do that with the keynote, with the VP of Chrome's engineering, Darren Fisher. Please give it up for Darren Fisher.