 Good morning, Hank. It's Tuesday. I'm on my way to get a tattoo. So, Hank, I'm here outside of Firefly Tattoo with Rosyana, and I am going to get an Inclus Tattoo as a punishment, because, apparently, in 2012, I did something punishable, and then you and Nerdfighteria dredged it up because you like to see me suffer. Slightly off-topic, Hank, but I just saw the television program Firefly for the first time. It is excellent. Why did they cancel that? So, this is Laura, my tattoo artist. I have a couple questions. Sure. What is the least painful place to get an Inclus Tattoo? Anywhere that you've got some good muscle underneath it, so your arm... My bicep is his huge muscles. There you go. All right. I think I just wanted to say, DFTB on my upper arm. I actually brought a shirt to change into. Can you tell that I'm an anxious person? The interview's still a tattoo. Are you just going to... Oh, this is not a tattoo. This is a pen. This is a marker. Okay. I'm not being familiar. Okay. I've seen those before. But you know what? I don't even want to look at that. I'm scared. I mean, I'm going to be honest with you. That hurts a little bit. Is it going to hurt more than that? Am I the most anxious tattoo recipient you've ever had in your career? You might be. Honestly. I'm honored. This is very strange not to have an Inclus Tattoo. Okay. Have you ever done an Inclus Tattoo? No. Oh, sweet Jesus. We're all trying new things today. All right. That doesn't hurt at all. I think I might sort of like getting tattoos. I feel like I could read a book while this is happening. Do they really? So, Inclaura made my DFTBA tattoo with water instead of ink, meaning that it's going to go away in about a month. And I have to say that while I spent the last several weeks fearing this punishment, it turned out to be the least punishing Vlogbrothers punishment ever. In fact, I really love the tattoo itself, especially in all of its impermanence. I mean, DFTBA are, after all, the five most important letters in my life. Update just realized that both of my children have five letter names, so I would like to amend my previous statement. But anyway, Laura made the whole process relaxing and fun and pretty painless. We just chatted for a while and then suddenly... That's awesome. Are you serious? That's it. It's over? Hey, look at my awesome tattoo. Now I want to get a real tattoo. I got to talk to my wife though first. I can't believe it's over. That was so fast and easy and relatively fun. I'm not saying get a tattoo. I'm just saying it's fast and easy and fun. Anyway, Hank, as it says on my arm, don't forget to be awesome. I'll see you on Friday.