 The David Feldman radio program is made possible by listeners like you you sad pathetic humps You're supposed to point your finger at me, so I know have we started yet? How am I doing? How's the show going so far? I think it's going pretty well. It's awful already Even I left three times Alan ran down the stairs together. I haven't even done the introduction yet Christ, okay, can only be Downhill from here. Hello. Welcome to the broadcast. I'm David Feldman David Feldman show calm Please friend me on Facebook Please don't follow me Follow me on Twitter Subscribe to the show on iTunes, please or Stitcher and give us a good review that helps us move up the charts and I don't even know what that means I was told to say that up the charts up the chart and we have a YouTube channel, which I'm obsessing on we only get like What could you possibly film film and that anyone would want to what's audio? It's an Audi. Okay, there's audio. Do you do make you so you don't do makeup tutorials? We're gonna look flirty, but not ostentatious today I'm gonna do some crystal meth while I'm doing this just to punch up my teeth So I subscribe to subscribe subscribe Kind of obsessing on the YouTube channel this year. I'll introduce our guests in a second So subscribe to my YouTube channel because I think Lacey left so did I Left my body. I'm physically physically she's here Thinking of how to go viral and YouTube's Yeah, YouTube seems to be one of the best ways to go viral so we have a YouTube channel. It's just audio right now I think we get Like 40 views 100 views. Well, your first promise that it's audio. YouTube's a visual platform Kristen buckles is here. She's no stranger to the show just a stranger to success love Wow, wow, wow, I just I opening shot opening salvo Shots fired Shots fired shots. Yeah, let's really spell it out for Feldman today. I'm hard of hearing So Kristen, but we love Kristen buckles every time she does the show people say how come you just have her on the show Not Why I'm here. No people love you And is she your partner? How did Lacey jacka? Yeah, legally legally. We're married. That's true. You're kind of a Team, right? Kind of You're a writing team. Yeah, we're a team. We're a team in love and comedy And entrepreneurship We're trendsetters now case. Lacey Hmm, and I'm my goal here is to Divide and conquer break breaks up. Yeah, that's how I work here. It's literally impossible, but you know, try Now Lacey has a great intro. Wow Yeah, wait, this might work. He's complimenting me This is the intro that came off her presciently Lisa Lacey Lacey jacka is a writer Your first thing say It's not is your middle name fair. Let's say fair It's gonna get worse by the way Just the beginning of the bad jokes that shut I mean, it's love that in comedy. Yeah, don't you Lacey jacka is a writer comedian whose credits Comedienne Just so the listeners What I would never spell comedian with an E and that's the dumbest shit in the world Are you transitioning from a comedian to a comedian? Oh I don't understand So outdated really, yeah, it's like saying stewardess like yeah, stop just say what's wrong with you like a doctor I mean, it's just like why is there a different so when I'm on a plane and I see what used to be a steward I just call her a male flight attendant. Is that what I'm supposed to do Steward But how do I identify that person's gender? Why do you need to identify their gender? That's the way I was brought up You say I'm polite. I know people are I know Gender is fluid. So what I do is what are you? No, first thing I say, what are you when you first brought me the show? You were like, I'm an old dog and I need to learn a new trick. Here's your new trick Feldman dance okay Dance out of this room. It's amazing. I can have some peace. My friend Jane came up with a funny title for my show whenever I have young people on Get on my lawn Isn't that brilliant I liked it buckles hated how much you enjoyed it so she I have the worst poker face in the world and it makes Lacey uncomfortable to play So you don't think it's important to know what a person's Sex is or their in their IQ and how they describe their occupation or their hobbies. No, no Like comedienne is the most annoying If there is any Lacey and I have decided if like if there is a open mic or Somebody who refers to themself in their show as comedian sassy bitchy baby Anyone ever called me sassy to my face put a gun to your head. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome Thank you so much. Thank you so love you so much you two are spitfires Is that a bad word to call it? No, I like that. No, that was fun. Really? I thought spitfire would be it's enough though It's like when you keep saying a word and it sounds weirder the more you say it Don't that's plenty and we're done. No more, please. All right So Lacey jacket is a writer Comedian. Mm-hmm. Now. Here's my problem. Oh my god. I'm never gonna get an amazing intro. That's a male Term comedian. Yeah, that's who it Alan Google it is Doc Tress a thing. What is why? Yeah, why why is that just why I'm a median by the way? I rather I if I'm looking through my health care plan and I saw a doc Tress Sweet Jesus, it's about I would I would pick a doc Tress over a doc tour Because statistics show that if you have a female doctor Mm-hmm. You're gonna live that a new study came out that yeah, I actually did see that go ahead talk about it I I saw that it's like you're expected. I don't know that it's your it's that a female doctor tends to have Like clients or patients of a longer lifespan than males That's I read the title. I think that And this is you know, I'm gonna get into trouble, but you know what I'm already in trouble always I'm always in trouble Look at folks I'm just gonna make a sweeping state. Just say it. I think women make better doctors And they make Horrible divorce attorneys. Oh God you really harp on this divorce I do I just do I forget it let it go. We know Okay, you're all whatever I'll tell you why I'll tell you why what I'm gonna get into trouble saying this but women. Can you stop prefacing everything you say? That's my that is your thing. So many people have said that. It's his brand. Yeah, Alex. It's I'm all over the map I agree with them about prefacing. Yes because I'm So much I'm abused. Oh life has abused me. Oh, he's a victim you guys So squishy hate him so much We kill them well literally murdered him in his own I feel like that's what I do with my animals I verbally abuse them that way. Oh, yeah, I love talking shit animals You're stupid And people get upset really Oh, yeah, as long as the animals not getting upset. Yeah, they're fine. You say in a nice voice. They love it. Yeah No, they people say they know you're sick. They know Okay, fuck please. I you know what? You have a hostile womb. That's why you are so hostile towards me when I talk To you That's to men. I say that you have a hostile womb. You can't have kids. So you think this mutt is your child and it's a Can I say I don't want to say retarded I don't want to say that but I will okay lacy Oh, I don't want to be over the map here today and that's why I'm gonna make a generalization that Female divorce attorneys are all over the map and they're charging you by the hour They never get to the point. Mm-hmm. And I now I have a male guy A mailman A male Here's here's why I will tell you I will defend a female divorce attorney Not that I have any experience a female divorce attorney will stay on the phone with you and explain to you exactly What's going on within the hour and charge you for the hour the male will tell you just the fucking cliff notes in Five minutes and still charge you for the hour Yes, well, I would love to hear my credits. Oh, I Would love to hear those Okay, I need to get my arms around this show I'm sorry. I think I don't like to be all over the map. I listen. I've been listening to podcasts And there's no through line on most of them, right and this show I the point of this show today, sorry Okay, now I have to make a note about women belching because Is it wrong? So worked up like this is what I want for my show. Okay, is it I have told a woman I love who's younger than I am Okay much younger Okay, that women do not pass gas around men Have you ever watched sex in the city? And I was told that's the wrong thing to tell a young person it why I'm just I mean, I mean doesn't I mean, isn't that an equal sort of a thing? Don't don't usually men and women when they're courting each other don't want to do that for like several weeks Yeah, yeah to say I'll say for several weeks and I mean like one eventually I mean my relationship. We're long gone Like yeah, it's just we've been together for years though. Yeah, okay My generation, you know separate bathrooms for black people and white people That's my generation Place That's my generation All right, Lacey check just There that I To my listeners, I promise you there's a through line to this. Let me tell you what the show is about the shocking part He has listeners Most of them are in my head Okay The purpose of today shows I'm getting articles off my desk. I've done some new year cleaning And I have articles I've been meaning to talk about and then I'm gonna crumble them up and Throw them out after I read the headlines and I can say okay. There was a purpose to printing this out We're here to clean up Feldman's garbage. We get the garbage. We're taking out the trash Awesome. We're just a chore Lacey Jacka Is a writer-comedian? Thank you. Thank you. That was dangerous. You can say it a little more. Whose female credits include the Chris Kedhard show He's a man The Show starring two men. Oh, hello on Broadway to white man to white men Collin Quinn's Netflix special the New York story She's a triple threat a threat to others herself and She models I'm not all Hang on I Read it. What he read my credit. But wait It's interesting how you emphasize. I actually read this Listen to listen to how I read this and I thought you were serious Listen to what I said. Okay. She this is how I read it. She is a triple threat a threat to others herself and she models I swear to God, I'm a threat to she models Disease I am yes. I love that that I swear to God. I thought you were like you hurt she models Oh, that's so interesting lazy Fuck Is the craziest so quick get me out of here. You don't hurt. She models. I don't you are a model I know I'm neither. I don't know. Okay. Pass. It's a joke. Bye. Nevermind. Sorry. I brought it up. So you model I don't it says a joke fell men. Oh, and I Okay, follow her on Instagram. Thank you at Lacey MTJ, that's right. What is the t-stand for Teresa? And Okay, all right You know she does live shows sleepwalker at baby castles February 2nd. Mm-hmm. Where's baby castles? lower east side And you and buckles will be at be doing between two bushes bushes Be at baby all babies. All right February 13th. That's right and you're doing it For let me pronounce this properly Planted Parenthood Planted planet planet parent planet. It's planet. It's planet Hollywood. Oh, so like they have like Fetuses from celebrities on the wall that yes, and we don't want that to stop and we don't want it to close So these are so you're raising money for the funerals in Texas, that's correct Thank you for coming on the show That was the longest intro that I've ever done enjoyed it. I liked it. Yeah, by the way, Colin Who's a man true a white male? Mm-hmm. Has the best special? Yes on Netflix right now. That's special It's the best. Yeah, it's true. It's just I watched it the other night and As you know, I don't like to enjoy other people being talented Does any of us know right no the worst what's the point right of doing stand-up after you watch Colin? It should just be Colin. Yeah, we should stop Everybody else is doing something different. Yeah, what he's doing. He's doing it's beyond. It's there's a it's so smart It's so smart. It's just Just find out how to see it film and spiraling now All right, so I can retire Okay, Barbara drink water. Oh What a piece of trash what a literal piece of garbage. Let's talk about Barbara drink what let's I Have gotten into I worked with Barbara drink water. Why do where I work. Well, I Was told by a lot of People that Barbara drink water was a genius. Oh Who no, can we say yeah, who what? My just colleagues colleagues One of my daughters Loves her think she's a role model for women And when I first met Barbara drink water This goes down. Yeah, I thought Oh, she's you know, very very nice for about two minutes and then Barbara drink water proceeded to Be an absolute Pig, you know, yeah a nightmare a literal nightmare. So it's yeah Just I mean and I said To somebody your age. I'm at a loss to How to deal with Barbara drink water because Babs Babs Babs drink water because She dominates a room as a parody of what she thinks people want to see in a woman Yes, and I got a fucking loot. So I said to somebody Look, I'm playing out the season here and I'm you know, I know I'm bad I'm a white Jewish male work. I'm a comedy writer and it's all my fault. I accept that And maybe it's maybe I'm threatened and maybe I'm a sexist, but when I'm in the room with Barbara drink water It's not you this time This time Feldman, it's not you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah She's not she's a caricature of a person and I think that she's deeply. Oh my god I think someone really hurt her This is what women would think is like really fun and my manager said that I should be more fun And it's hurting us. Yeah, it is because her whole persona is destroying women. I've decided. Yeah The fact that yeah, that young people who are like woke, you know, look at her and are like this is it Here we go guys. This is what it takes makes me want to kill myself she Is so she's so negative. Yeah, she's never spoken a kind word to me or buckles And we've been in the room with her at least seven times. She does not acknowledge us She's she shows up to every comedy function and just leeches on people But she doesn't do anything. She does nothing. She brings nothing to the table. No But she is well read Right and she is smart Sure, maybe I don't know. I think she's pretty smart. That was the thing. That was so annoying about her quite frankly was that I Found her to be brilliant Really, yeah, I've never been I should say I've never been in the room with her in a creative like sure sense But I have heard from multiple people that they wanted her out of the room. Yes, right? Yeah, but she was not It was she was not like if like her ideas weren't received. Well, she would immediately just start shitting on everybody else Mm-hmm. I just like don't appreciate that about somebody. Yeah, I mean she what you know I noticed working with Barbara drink water that she was hit on everybody's ideas and dominate the room, but I'm You know, I I have an antenna to like I go on, you know, she's kind of right So so I though my my takeaway was wow Barbara drink water is pretty effing brilliant But she has no class. Hmm. Okay. I say that's fair. Yeah, I think you need both Yeah, otherwise no one wants to tolerate your genius, right? Who cares who cares to circle this back Like I was I was saying talking about a while ago is that I think the idea of like the 90s chef genius Who's just like the most brilliant amazing cook in the world? But he throws plates and he like hurls a plate at your head and you're like, but his food His food is incredible. He's a genius. He's an innovator. Fuck that. Yeah, that is dying I agree that breed of genius is dying Nobody's gonna put up with plates being hurled at their head anymore because why would you there's too many brilliant people out there? Yes, who are nice and everybody has tools to be right now. Yeah, so if anything you just need to be The most tolerable person right in the room. Otherwise people are not like getting hired and like the in like entertainment is It's just like what I'd be willing to spend the next like 10 hours in a room in a per day with them Yeah, because everyone has tools. I mean yeah, I'll men's YouTube channel, but you know what I mean? What a tool He's doing those makeup tutorials You know, okay. I find this is really important to me because I Don't mean to get really heavy here, but I Think in work how you treat people is the most important thing absolutely that that the show Or whatever you're making is an accidental byproduct of how you treat one another. Yeah, you two ugly-faced whores now Okay, this is me. I don't know if you do Yep, this is me walking down the street Taxi I'm getting you. That's enough. No more please. I'm right. I'm between first and second on the left side of the screen Thank you so much. Oh, thank you breeder. I put my chip in and far away Approved you take it out. Yeah Was that horrible How you treat one another is the most important thing because Yeah, I'm obsessed With How you feed yourself how people feed themselves and there's that work is the most important thing in America it's all we have and We can't so and the plight of all were all 99% so when you come to the office or the factory if wherever You have to treat people with dignity and respect and that to me is the biggest sin you can commit in In America because it's America's you define yourself By what you do for a living. That's the icebreaker question for anything. This is like ham so-and-so. Oh cool What do you do? Yeah, where do you work? Yeah, I need to know I need to pigeonhole you I need to understand who you are by understanding like what you do for a living How do you make it through this but I don't not only that oh and that's an American. That's a very American idea Oh, you universally it's like Babs drink water. Yeah, no one's Barbara right Barbara. I'm so sorry. I'm disrespecting her by being so familiar She no one is going to care that she has a show on Right, we don't want to you know, right no one cares when you're on your death bed It's about you know, the connections that you made the way that you treated people. Yeah, no one gives a shit Yeah, and that's what so that's what's so sad is that it's just like I Don't the fact I would never I would rather be a person that people want to spend time with you know, yeah, absolutely I don't care I'm gonna push but I agree with you a hundred percent. Mm-hmm. I do you're gonna be devil's advocate No, I'm gonna be because I know I'm not gonna be devil's advocate. All right I'm cuz I'm struggling with this I'm struggling with the barber drink waters of the world on two fronts. One is do women have to act as Characters of men in order to succeed. No, I I sympathize With the fact that sometimes we do I But I think that when you reach a certain point that doesn't have to be you anymore I think that there are certain traits that you should or women feel like they should You know sort of bold and italicized in order to get Taking seriously, right, but I don't think that Barbara has anything to prove anymore So now it's just sort of tasteless, right? I mean, she's already proved herself, you know But I do I do think that there's an element of like having to be the loudest voice in the room and being brassier You know what I mean are millennials truvia sluts. I think I'm You know what truvia is no truvia I think I'm getting this right and I'm no nickname one of my followers will correct me if I'm wrong truvia I believe is the AIDS cocktail and There's a I'm making a point here Make it hurry Alex. Can you look up truvia just to make sure I'm not Okay, like Alex has to look up with the AIDS cox I'm just making his life hell And I'm so all the AIDS cocktail for me was a Quailude in the drink so he was passed out before you make okay. Oh, wow that's Alex it's just for just sweating like oh, I don't know what to stop or what you know, I'm just playing a nickname I don't know who there's a guy named nickname who listens to this show from San Francisco shout out I don't know who he is I have a feeling It's Andy he's the love of your life. No feeling. It is a very Successful comedian who I started with. Oh really rolling you. No, he just has a Name he's called himself nickname. He just knows way too much you things that Mutual interest there's just and I so I know he's He or she is pretending to be somebody else So what are your guesses? Oh, you don't want to call it? Okay? I think it's called a truvia slut and these are the young guys who ride Bearback now without condoms Because they have this AIDS cocktail and the all right. What is that? I don't know that it's cocktail. Yeah Have a sip of my coffee I Am at home Chaining the door lock Sure, yeah, my god The the reason you can laugh at AIDS and cancer now is it's not no longer a death sentence It's something it's you can laugh. How is cancer out of death sentence? There was a time when cancer even though I had a k-sounding it was not a punch word You couldn't get a laugh saying cancer cancer is curable now. It's not a death Treatable people laugh at cancer. It's not curable, but it's it's like it's something you it's you it's something you can live with live with Yeah, yeah, and AIDS has suddenly become hysterical I hear it all the time now as a punchline really because not as many people are you know Dying epidemic and anyway, do you feel visa V Barbara? I love saying visa V He's writing it down write it down and get it down. You'll forget that visa V visa V Barbara drink water. This is horrific human being excuse for a person Trash can on fire the trivia that the guys and the guys who the young gay guys who have Sex without a condom Because they know they can go get the medication if they get HIV are Resented by older gay men Because you know we went through the 80s and he throws we around pretty loosely I Do throw we around that's why I'm wearing my hang on I got the joke Oh, I depends diapers because I'm making a pun about we do you get it when you explain the joke Yeah, what he said. Yeah. Yeah, it was funny, right? Yeah, we're he backpedaled and then explain it. That was good. That was a good part. I could do this forever With you guys Alex I could do four hours with them. That's great because we get four minutes left and we're Meanwhile Alex died on his phone He's on his phone tech. It's like hey, Alex love these girls. He's like And I circle back people say I don't know where I'm going. I know where I'm going Barbara drink water is older than you. Mm-hmm. Yes Let her let that be known Barbara She is she a trailblazer? No I mean the did is she from another generation where she had to act a certain way and Clear a path so young may I call you Millennials Do you need to show her respect because she's made it easier for you fuck. No. Oh man easier for me. Yeah, no, I Mean no way shape or form has Barbara drink water made my life easier. That's stupid But I love about her is her name love that name my breath My breath I do have an element of Please eat fucking don't I'm really mad as I say this air quiet. Do you know a little bit? What do you owe her? I don't owe her anything, but I have an element of a little like I Admire what she did and the and what she what did she do and there's not there hasn't been many examples of the loud unlikable Lady there there weren't there weren't many Loud unlikable people. Yes. The fact is she's not playing a character, right? So personally And even and even the work that she puts out. I'm not a huge fan of right, but That theme of being unlikable and still being the star of the show Yeah, let's not get too specific. Oh, no, no Yeah, I just I mean the star of the show in terms of just like it's you're the spotlight. It's on you You're not like a secondary character. You're making you know, you're so what you're saying. Okay. Yeah, I Understand what you're saying. Yeah, I did a roast battle the other night and this woman said to me She had a dial it back because she's think very attractive woman. She Alex goes oh very attractive a Very attractive comedian Wasn't paying I wasn't paying attention to what she was saying. Sure. Yeah, no, why would you so attractive? All right, so I'm gonna I'm gonna fess up Mm-hmm. I'm all over the map. I apologize. I Was not making a joke when I said very attractive and I shouldn't have said that right? I Immediately, I mean, well, what's the story? I don't know, but I just don't know it doesn't bother me Context I felt like I don't know. I just felt obliged to say but she was attractive. Oh, yeah, not not right. Yeah, not right Yeah, okay, but with the with barber drink water. I think the thing that I I Just don't feel I I get by the way. I think one of you is attractive and one of you isn't should I tell you My alarm for tomorrow I'm not waking up I'm taking a shot of right down. I'm gonna write down which one of you I think is doable and then I'll eat it and I'll shit Yeah, excellent. I'll flush it and then let's we'll play a game guess which Worst game ever go ahead. I'm sorry. No, I think I got to ask you is that horrible what I just said Honestly didn't on me, but I do understand why it's like what wait what he just said That he knows what is it? Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, what is it funny is it retro? Is it retro great? Is it reactionary? Where does it fall if Jezebel? We're reviewing this right now. Oh, well, I don't Okay, I don't think I I was just saying that I just don't you know, I think that I'm sure, you know Barber drink water obviously intelligent talented has obviously done some impressive things good for her I don't think that I don't think that I have to clap for every woman who stands on stage and tells a joke Oh, of course not. Yeah, you know what I mean? I just don't think that like I don't you know, and I I Just don't I don't think that especially being around a lot of these people all the time. She's not nice No, oh no, no reason for no reason. She's just an asshole Yes, right and it's I just don't understand why anybody or how anyone could physically get that big of a stick up their ass So I watched this documentary on Netflix. Did you though? Yeah, did you really watch it? Did you really watch it? You know what I didn't Watched half of it and I got bored Did you watch it Bellman? But that is watching a documentary, right? Is it though watching half of it and getting bored? Sure? And then saying you watch a documentary I think that he did it right. Yeah, that's fine. It's called 13. It's about the 13th amendment Hmm. Oh, I was hoping it was about like little girls that let her get crazy. Oh the movie 13 Yeah, starting Evan Rachel would and it brought no panties. Mmm. Love and it's about African Americans Slavery and I got bored because it had nothing to do with me couldn't relate And somebody said somebody said That what the 13th amendment and De-segregation and the civil rights movement is about it's allowing African Americans to be complex human beings and that I got in the shivers When I heard that because I'm I got malaria and I hate that joke No malaria is the black girl. I'm dating who made me watch 13 Is What was the sound of that? What is that? Oh my god, all right. Is that Debbie Downer? Yeah, love You know why they called it a downer shit down syndrome. It's not funny. I looked into that Yeah, you you're laughing at somebody with wow. All right, let's see. Okay. Yeah, that's so that you don't The 13th amendment is supposed to allow African Americans to be complex human beings in other words if you're an African American and you're Suffering from schizophrenia and you're having a meltdown and Your social worker is hugging you The cops should not shoot you you the cops need to understand that no there are African Americans who have mental health issues And they're complex Not everybody is a magical Negro. Wow, so Women should be allowed to become complex. Yes in the workplace there. There can be some Barber drink waters, right? Yes, and there's room for all and I I have cried at work many times Oh, yeah, I've I've yelled another woman at work because she told me I was taking work too personally Yeah, yeah Yeah, well I Is she right for saying that but no, I don't think so I Think that I it was it was a we were it was like a very it was a show I'd been working on and it was a very stressful day Things had not gone great that day and I sort of like needed a minute to go compose myself in my office And she came in and sort of said you know what your problem is is that you take work too personally was she older than you? No, she's younger than me That's interesting. Yeah, Lacey. You want to I mean I know exactly who this is and I won't say I can't I won't but I mean You guys are both successful at what you do. Yeah, and you Getting you know you being sensitive about something that hurt your feelings has not impeded you from doing your job No, this person is Equally successful and has maybe had a different path as you know, I mean both of you are pretty You say what you mean, you know You guys are some very down ladies, you know, and I think that that works in your favor, right? Considering that you're working with a lot of men. I think that it does. Yeah, wait But it has but you being sensitive that date has not impeded either of you from doing your job Should we talk about my character description and a certain secret? Oh No, we can't we can't I'd be killed Is it wrong for me to think we're going back to calling you comedians instead of comedians Yeah, we have to yeah, okay, am I wrong as somebody who's been victimized By the white male hegemony The overlords sure because well, you know men get abused from this alpha dog crap that goes on I'm sure yeah Yeah, we're and worse in many ways because we have egos and self-esteem. Wow. Yeah, and your complex Human beings. Yeah. No, I get it. That was not our birthright. Is it I'm asking this a genuine question Is it wrong for me to say? That I want women to bring their qualities To politics to the workplace that that there are qualities that women have. Oh, I don't think that's wrong Yeah, why would that be wrong? I think that we've been I want them to bring their breasts is what Right We're tight clothing Wow, yeah, show up, you know Sure ask me a question that you already know the answer to and I'll explain it to you and make myself feel important sure yeah Yeah, I get it. Is that I don't even know like That's even funny anymore when I like just you know, um, I don't know I think you're playing like a caricature of that person Yeah, it's too easy. Yeah, it's lazy felton. It's like it's like Anyway, and lazy Jacket That's what they call me at Starbucks They do lazy lazy. Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna stop trying to make those these jokes because I agree with you It's just it's it's lazy to make those. It's low-hanging fruit. You know, it's just been done right. Oh, where's the conflict? Exactly, where's the tension women is it you bring things to the workplace or politics that They're they saved Iceland for example that Iceland was the first country to go under Because of the mortgage crisis and they put people in jail to put all the men in jail And now Iceland is being run by women. You're yawning. Yeah, this is exhausting I Think I don't know I think that if if Carly We're more open Can we cut that? Carly Fiorina. Yes, uh, oh, I just I just shot myself in the foot never Let me let me ask you about women in the workplace. Yes, I'm gonna say this Take a nap because this is a long road Alex is hanging himself right now Here's where I think here's I think one of the problems that I'm finding Okay, and the twilight of my senility women I know are Angry at me And I'm trying to figure out what I did what my generation did and I and I do accept the blame Feltman's eternal life quest, but I have it. I have it. I have it. Let me throw three theories at you And then you can pick one. Oh Just one grab bag. Okay. Okay, I Think Work is a lie. I Think work defining yourself by your job Which we all do in America right is a lie and I was raised I was told all right. That's boring and obvious pass I mean, of course we agree that work is a lie. Yeah, yeah, and nobody is Happy at their job because work is empty all work all work is all work It's the community is great and making money is great but in the end the the system that we have set up is A constant disappointment It's you're constantly getting the rug pulled out from under you and if you can be part of a team and work together You can get something out of it, but in the end Work is not How you should define yourself you should define yourself by who you love how you love and how you treat others I think a lot of men my age and my father's age Figured that out and I think women are The new suckers for corporate America That women are being suckered But the same way gay men and gay women are getting married because heterosexual people have figured out that marriage is complete like tried and true that it's just inevitably going to disintegrate Sure, yeah, last night this waiter goes I'm getting married tomorrow, and I know That's his vote of confidence right now I got great now. I gotta give him a 10% tip instead of a 5% Women are the new suckers for corporate America that women Actually believe that they can define themselves because you were told don't take your job too seriously Do you think that women not seriously personally or personally? Do you think you're taking it a little because I know I have Do you think you're the new that you're the new suckers who think oh, it's all about who I am is work not No, I just think that I think that it feels I Just know that when I'm not working or when I'm not I don't think I'm like being a sucker to it I think when I'm not working or when I'm not part of something that I feel That I'm not like contributing or something. I just don't feel good. I feel lazy And not relevant and I don't meet you. It doesn't feel good. I know me too It's not like the holidays were depressing, right? Right. They were awful the phone and I spiraled like yeah Daily you just reflect on all the things that you could be doing Yeah, and there's like in a prison of like having to enjoy family and I think that's very I think it's very American of us. I don't enjoy the holidays. Yeah, absolutely I think that you know we've spent a we spent a shitload of money that we don't even fucking have on gifts that kids Are not going to give a flying fuck about and we are trying to make everyone happy and hopefully the tree is good enough And hopefully we have like a big dinner and hopefully we can all afford to get a bottle of champagne and have a nice night And then you spent all your money and now you're sitting there and it's like fuck. I'm behind in work. Yeah There's not there's not really a moment of reprieve It's just a cycle like you're supposed to be working toward that moment, right? Where you get to spend the holidays with your loved ones, right? That whole time you're just wishing you were back at work and vice versa though Maybe people with money get to do that. Lacy. Don't you ever wonder what's it like? I wonder don't you wonder is there a wind chime? Yeah, well, I think the problem for people with money is they're surrounded by people without money That we even though we have a 1% The 1% likes to Pretend they're of the people a lot of them do especially the kids the idiot the idiot kids of the 1% They like to mingle with us It's like a shitty party. I like to come out to play once in a while They dress down this great place down on the east side. They dress down pretend They don't have a safety net and then all of a sudden they're at Saint Moritz for you know for Christmas And then they come back so it's a bit. It's the problem with not having an official aristocracy. Turn your phone off, please It's my dad. Oh, is it really? Yeah, Papa buckles Okay, I'm sure he's fine. He's probably just calling it to say hi Saturday tell him to say hi to the people. Hey, my dad looks like Wolf Blitzer cool My dad looks like Woody Harrelson, okay, we've been over this. I love it. Do you talk to your father once a week? I talked to him like a almost every day And what about you? Do you talk to her father every day every day every night? All right every morning. What are we just talking about? women in the work The 1% oh money money money money money money So I think that the curse of being rich is you have to surround yourself with other rich people Mm-hmm, and they tend to be shallow and boring and boring and or if you then mingle with the downtrodden You're living a lie. Are we talking about the plot to Titanic? Yes I Do you find this sort of rudeless existence meaningful? And he really cleans up in that suit turns up like a new penny Wow I would have let Rose just go I just just rest here the door rose Yeah, it wasn't your fucking problem the doors There was a lot of room is a thing James Cameron get a smaller door. What's wrong with you? It wasn't believable Do you think what that maybe Jack is the one to blame because he was being too chivalrous too chivalrous? It's like, okay, come on Jack. You knew there's room on there. Come on. Stop shivering like an asshole Don't be the victim exactly and now we have to be a martyr And we have to like get on the door you could have gotten on the door get on the door like my whole life I'm just supposed to be like yeah, like I'm so sorry I'm just devastated all through elementary school because Jack Dawson died. That's my identity. No, that's what I grew up with It's all about you Yeah, well, thank you Good job, so handsome fuck him So money here's an article that oh Here we go clean out the trash clean out the trash. You said something last week. Mm-hmm It's stuck with me And I was very proud of you when you said it and then you made me laugh You said to me about that that the days of being the the evil genius are over And you just said lacy that we have tools now where everybody can be a genius The idea not a genius, but everyone can collaborate and make something. Yeah, you know And so you have your behavior has to be perfect and then you said i'm so broke Yes Is that When you put money into the equation Yeah If you have the money i see we're going with this. Uh-huh. Where am I going with it? I don't know. I feel maybe i'm wrong, but I think that I think that you know It's about you you're forced to work for the creative genius when you need money if there's money involved then people Then say yeah, you have to eat my That's the truth. Yeah, right. Yeah, but I guess what bothers me is Is I know that there are some people who don't need to deal with the evil genius They have the monetary The means To not do it yet. They sit there and take it and kiss ass. Yeah, yeah And what is that about and why are you looking at me? No, no Hi, you But what is so why do they take it? Um, I think that I think part of it might be growing up and working in a different generation. I think part of it might be um, I I know for for one thing that sometimes You know millennials or people like lacy and I will work for someone because it looks good for sure And it it opens new doors for you that you didn't know That you it just opens new doors, but I mean we're we're nobody's and we're not idiots You know and we're willing to like eat shit for a couple of weeks Absolutely to know that we have and so I'm this is very important to me and I don't want to make jokes about this So I you know, my dad lacy stop My dad, you know world war two veteran ran oschwitz And you know, it was it was good at it. It was wrong And he was all about the work. It was all about the work because work will set you free It about fried Um That he We can say that because we're Jewish by the way And I can say that because I hate Jews Oh, okay. Yeah, right. No, no, no, same thing. Same thing tomato tomato So my father instilled in me You soldier on he was a liberal, you know, but he said, you know, uh, if I had problems at school Figure it out. I'm not gonna go in and my parents said we don't care, you know, the teacher This teacher is horrible. This is what life is like. So this is this is it This is what life is. Yes, your teacher is giving you a bad grade. It's unfair. She made a mistake on the test If you you go in and I'm not going to call your teacher And have her change the grade you either make your case or don't but it's up. I'm not going to protect you Um So that's my generation and then a job You know, if I tell my dad I can't stand this job He'd go who cares it's a job. It's a job. Yeah, that's supposed to be happy at work Just go in do your job and leave and leave Right, although he did also say instill in me the importance of finding work that would Be nourishing and yeah, because you talked about feeding yourself, right? Yeah, and that's probably another way. Yeah, but uh I think my generation is there's a pride of Oh, I didn't get any sleep. I've been working seven days a week 80 Absolutely, and I'm getting no sleep and he doesn't stop or she doesn't stop calling me and it's and there's almost like a dinner Everybody is swapping stories about how horrible their work is and These battle scars of how hard you work. Yeah, there's a nobility. Yeah that sure. No, yeah Yes, I think so and I was the same way in college. It was like, oh, I'm in both main stage productions I'm taking 18 credit hours and I'm working a full-time job. My plate is so full I'm I'm just so hard working, you know, but I think that That mentality in our generation is starting to be like exhausting In the term not exhausting. You're getting both. You're getting mixed signals. Your parents. I think yes are giving you mixed signals Yes What are those mixed signals? Well, I think that nobody's nobody's that impressed anymore If you're if you are like just working yourself to the bone at least I'm not when somebody's just like oh I'm just in this is like, oh, you just sound like you're spread a little thin Like maybe you should take something you should take care of yourself and actually do a good job at one of your things By garyanna telling you to sleep. Yeah, absolutely But and then but then I also think that there is you know My you know one of the one of the phrases that my dad always told me growing up that I I really still hold there is like he's like, you know, you just keep showing up You'd be the first one there in the morning and you'd be the last one there at night And I always did that and I still do. Yeah, I'm the first one there I'm the first one there and I'm the last one to leave I'm you know turn on the lights and shutting off the lights and I just keep showing up And he's like if you keep showing up good things will happen and that's like my work ethic But at the same time, I think that it's like it's starting to be There's a new wave that I think is like coming from our younger generation younger than us even is just being like No, you have to like take care of yourself. Like that's ridiculous You know, I think I'm just like Excuse me for one second. Okay I will get to you in a second. Okay. Do you think that as as you get older That you you begin to say, you know what I don't need to be their first Thing in the morning first that as you get older and you have more confidence. It's not a generational thing It's just a function of More confidence and aging where you go. Oh, you know what? Yes, I I think I I'm starting to get to a point where it's like, you know what? I don't I don't feel obligated to be there The be the first one there. How old are you again? Do you mind if I ask you? Yeah, I'm 28 and how much do you weigh? God damn it. But um, this is the second time he's done this joke. By the way, I can see that It was tired. The delivery was tired. It sounded rehearsed. What were you gonna say? I mean I was gonna say that I was gonna say what you said about just getting older But I think there's also something to just being kind of tired Like you get not that I'm like exhausted but just it's tiring to keep that up And when you get older, you just sort of go like you really don't really have the capacity to do that anymore And then you listen to these kids at nyu and you're just like, oh god. Yeah, so so glad I'm not 23 anymore. It just seems like another facade, you know, like you either have to be who you you just get to the The point where you just have to be who you are and who you are is not like a workaholic Then you let that go you're not trying to impress If this isn't good enough for you then like great like um, I've got I can do other things like that's fine Right now that you don't show up and work hard still, but just that that's not your Mo is like looking like you're the one working the hardest. Yeah, would you work for somebody like barber drink water lacy? If barber drink water were truly gifted If you thought barber drink water Was a genius. Yeah, would you put up with all of her crap? Yes At this juncture. Yes, I would I would I think that I'd have you know, I definitely learned there's always something to learn Yeah, there's always something to learn and also I'm not a barber drink water I know that you know, I'm not that yet But could barber drink water turn you into a barber drink water how so I don't think she can in terms of like my how I treat people Well, could barber drink water maybe teach you if she were a genius And I happen to think barber drink water may be A genius I think she's barbers more. I think she's very smart. She's smart. There's no She didn't her she her no one's arguing her talent or her intellect her emotional IQ her emotional IQ is zilch Yeah, it's lacking. Yeah. Yeah I mean, I would she's an intelligent creative human being. I would try to take the best of Babs's qualities and then still those best of ads. Yeah, the best of ads or do you Do you need To have those qualities To be you know, speaking of babs barbers dry sand for example. Oh, yeah Now I love barbers dry sand love love her In fact, I'm rediscovering barbers dry sand. Wow as he always is You all as you do with barbara. He is always got to read this look at him arms out arms out ready. What I think she's fabulous What what she really is? I think she's fabulous. She's been a role model to me. Why does that sound gay? No, I didn't you were big I'm not even gonna I can't Lady, how are you? Oh, I'm good. I'm actually, you know, what I would be making fun of me because I like to dress up like barbara Yeah, and and ride the subways till four in the morning. I think if you did drag you'd be more interesting. Yeah That's really fair point. Is it fair to say that barbers dry sand has a lot of barber drink waters qualities Is that is that true? Yeah, I mean, I've never been in a room. No, you know what I will Yeah, fair enough. I've never been in a room barbers barbers dry sand but bad I will say that the way The way that babs comes off. It's not because she feels Above you. It's because she somehow Threatened and feels insecure and that any moment barber drink water can be pushed off of her little pedestal And somebody else can take her spot But as anyone does but you can she who are we talking about drink water drink water? Babs oozes of sort of desperate insecurity to me and maybe and maybe I find that uncomfortable because it's a Quality I relate to and that's why it makes me uncomfortable in a work situation. Do you see Barber drink water differently than say I would see barber drink water. Yes What so what what what am I getting wrong about barber drink water? I don't think you're getting anything wrong. I think you're different people and have a different perspective. Yeah You're an old man. Lisa's a gorgeous young girl. Oh Yeah, the listener should know I'm gorgeous. She's a mermaid. You should all know that. Yes They can follow me on instagram. Yeah, for sure. That's she's a shamato What a shamato a shamato's a shamato's. Yeah, here's the here's Alex just getting it I swear to you. I saw she model Because you're sick in the head felt me needs help There's no argument there. The way that I was constructing the sentence was she's a threat. She's this She's a model if you're As mentally ill as I am. This is how I would read this. She's a triple threat a threat to others herself and she models We're reading this again That's I mean and a comedy writer. So I figured You were making fun of she models Because that's what comedy is your brand because that's what yeah did a lot of digging on me and my kind of What I do in my work drop on wiki sure you just make that grand assumption So sweeping assumptions. There is a man named galen buckwalter Don has and from alternet wrote about this guy and glenn Galen buckwalter is doing research about acute financial stress and It's like ptsd That that americans Have acute financial stress, which is akin to ptsd in that it's all consuming both physically and emotionally Not having money is as bad As killing 42 vietcong in So you don't have to go to vietnam You should just you know be yourself in america. Everybody gets ptsd now Um, wow, that's terrifying. Um, well, but in all seriousness, it's obviously it's uh It's not like going to vietnam right, but oh, yeah, it's bad It's the worst and and people don't talk about Financial stress in the united states because it's impolite It's impolite. That's what that's what I was growing up. You don't talk about money Money politics are religion right and who benefits if americans Don't talk about money the government and the people who control the government. That's right. So Sus that out tease that out I I think that everyone is struggling a lot more than Then we all sort of let I mean lacey and I are constantly joking about how just like our credit and debit cards are just like a lottery It's like hope this one works. I just look at in the eyes of the cashier like A deer in headlights Are we gonna do it? Do I get to do today and it's and it's to a point where you I think I feel like I've I came to new york pretty comfortable I obviously am you know doing my fucking best trying to Do everything that I want to do and you just kind of like get to a point where you just like literally have no money And it's so scary and whose fault is that? That's absolutely my fault really So what were you wearing? What were you wearing? Well, I will say I will say I when I first moved here I was a bartender for a while And um, I didn't know they just no one really explained to me that they that they don't take Taxes out. So I got a tax bill at the end of the year for $12,000 I I make like I make no I had nowhere and nobody told you this nobody told me to save my But they so they what they say is personal responsibility. That's that's how the This is how you are How the victim Is blamed they say well if you're too stupid To know that they don't take the money out that you have to pay If you're too stupid, you shouldn't have bought that house But that but that it's a system that's in place Yeah to Create indentured servitude It's a conscious decision Made by the government and wall street To suck you in to student loans Uh student loans are it's a bigger debt than the mortgage, right? Yeah more more people Are about to default on their student loans than their mortgages You don't think when there's 1.4 trillion dollars of student debt out there, right and wall street benefits from that debt Well, I didn't you don't think they're consciously keeping you in the dark. So you don't understand And then you're trying to just feel bad, right? Like you said, like if you were too dumb I literally woke up in a cold sweat last night because I realized I haven't been able to pay My monthly tax payment for the past two months and whose fault is that? I I would assume my is it so deeply ingrained in us that we really just believe this It's not your fault because I really do. I'm just like you're so bad at money. You're so Okay, this is you. I'm gonna this is how you're tricked By is he gonna do a magic trick? No Okay, this is paper life time if you met me if I have a I'm holding a piece of paper lacy Before before I ask you to read it. Okay, I'm gonna hand it to you If you were to meet me for would you assume That as a 58 year old man That I'm a responsible adult Oh, I mean just upon meeting you or knowing you now The way I preside a button-down shirt, I would I would think that I have a nice button-down Nice. Okay. Hey responsible adult, right? Yes. Sure. I have a briefcase. Yeah, it's true He does carry a briefcase. I carry a briefcase Describing him to the producers when I was like this guy I was like, you know the guy that dresses a little too nice to for this job All right, the serial killer the schmuck the schmuck the schmaw, you know Did you I do dress nicely you do dress nicely because I'm old you and RJ always no RJ I dress nicely too. Yeah, but I always had like a button though when you're when you're the oldest person in the room You're not the oldest person in the room. Yes, I am Beckman's not older than you I don't know like I said, okay What do I care about before you what what's the my one passion? Other than picking up young runaways and bringing them to my mother's basement and Begging them not to press charges. Yes. What is what you know, what my passion is government politics? Yeah, Ralph Mader. Yeah, and I Talk on the show about reading the new york time that's why Read the letter that I just got 58 year old man Board of elections. Oh Dear voter, we have received your absentee ballot for the general election held on november 8th 2016 We could not count your vote because it was not in compliance with election laws Shut They've checked the ballot was not postmarked by november 7th He didn't get in on time You didn't vote Oh my god, I got this today I don't remember you got that today. Yeah, I don't remember You know when I or how I delivered my absentee that I may have said to somebody. Can you mail this, please? Yeah Oh So you didn't know until today. So whose fault is it that I didn't know That ballot's not postmarked by november 7th the day before the election I mean, who whose fault is that? Is that mine? No to commiserate with you a little bit here I called to figure out where my voting station was to vote And I called and they couldn't find me in the system and I was like definitely registered to vote Um, they looked for me and looked me there like we have a christen buckles here born in 1963. Is that you? I went No, no, I was born in 88 Oh They looked for it. It was my record born in 1963 and I said, okay, where's my voting station? Like your your voting station is in Manhattan. I was like, okay, great And I was like, I was like, do I just show my ID and they're like, yeah, but you need to change your birth year And I said, okay, then change my birth year to 88 And they said, well, it's gonna take a month to process So I couldn't vote Because my birth year was wrong And whose fault is that that's fucking theirs. Mm-hmm. Wow. I was Livid but now but I would say if I were Trying to keep you from voting you should have taken care of this You know, they would have guilted me and said I should have taken care of this months ago Yeah, if you cared about the system, right, but they don't want you to vote 1963 how do you fuck that up? Yeah, so 1963 and what could you have done to be more prepared for that? Right calling a month in advance to see where my voting poll was. Wow But so here I didn't vote in this most important election. I didn't get to vote And I I'm not going to take responsibility for this. I I think That They don't want People of color like me to vote That's We're ready and we're getting the wrap I could keep going This is I'm having fun. Alex, but we I know I know I know we have to I know we have to wrap it up Yeah, financial stress is But are you okay? I that's really shitty. What yeah, that's devastating that you just found out today, especially after, you know Well, it's new york to be fair millions of people voted in the other direction and that didn't matter either. Yeah, they're not really Yeah, so financial stress is they they figure out I hate to use the term rape, but wall street is raping this country and they have figured out How to blame you For being raped that is that's the system and stop blaming yourself for your financial distress because All the jobs lacing air crying All the good jobs Have been decimated by wall street There there are no jobs in this country. They just aren't They are full-time jobs that really are part-time salaries. I've traveled around this country And I kept looking where are the jobs? Where is the work? There's no Work in this country. There is no opportunity in america And even though bernie says it He's considered on the fringe The fact is we will look back Because the republic I believe Has ended. I think trump This is the cromwell period. I don't know where we're at historically But we will look back and say All our freedoms That we thought we had we really didn't have And we underestimated the financial distress of 99 percent of americans And that's why trump was able to get to office and blitzkrieg our nation with Destination of our liberties and the looting of our treasury because it's It's going to be every person for themselves. You look really pained. Yeah Sucks. I mean my family Yeah, my whole family. I was like the black sheep of my for hating trump. Yeah But but I know that they're they were just terrified stupid But terrified. There's a mass psychosis Enough of a mass psychosis going on not not all of us, but there's a mass psychosis going on in this country right now that Will kind of be like a wildfire more and more people are going to get more and more scared and not speak up and He is going to loot Our country and because everybody's broke and frightened You're gonna go Well, I just better take care of myself, which is exactly what they want. Yeah, they they want us to Just be individuals as opposed to a community And we're a community the most dangerous thing that you can tell Americans Is that we're all interconnected And that a rising tide lifts all boats So we got to wrap it up. But here's my message for my listeners If you're financially stressed and we all are Don't beat yourself up. It's not your fault And If you're out of work you have time To find out who your congressman is And follow What's going on in washington dc and your state legislatures and I know you all hear this and it's trite, but it's true Use your time wisely Study civics because We need a new republic And civics is really interesting. It's really interesting how You know a bill becomes law. It's really interesting what they're doing in washington dc to you And you should pay attention to it My last question To my guests who have this has been so much fun. I love peak tv peak tv. I keep hearing peak tv peak tv I try to watch peak tv What are you watching what you're watching there peaks Twin peaks Ain't so good and I can't help but think That there's a myth about peak tv and i'm gonna say something sexist Oh Of course the shocker of the evening. I think women Should belch and publish but that quiff was unacceptable Wow Sharp noise has been great I'm gonna be um, I've already taken my shot of nyquil and I I'm on nyquil. I have been this entire time This is a fever dream. This is just anecdotal, but I noticed That women Watch too much television. Good night Wait, what that's very women watch. I mean, I do much television dance. I'm rapping it up All right, go ahead Go ahead alex help me out here They watch too much you walk into a woman's apartment. They're home. The tv is constantly going Every time I go on a date, huh? Every time I go on a date all they talk about is tv this have you seen the show? Have you seen this? Have you seen that? TV is so fun. It's mind-numbing mind-numbing No, you know, I will say I when if like when my boyfriend's not home and I'm just like home alone I have the tv on I think there's something I like noise. I you like noise Women have to turn off their effing tv stop watching television. No, I won't you what and and they and you take pride in garbage You know, it's garbage, but dance moms dance moms dance moms. It brings me so much joy We we love dance moms when we talk about dance moms. I've just been waiting for you to ask about dance It's our favorite yeah Nia and Cameron the match up are you kidding me? Where did Chloe go? Where did she go? Love her. Where do you weigh in on dance moms? What is dance moms? Abby Lee Miller Yeah She's this tyrant save your tears for the pillow bellman. Yes, you could do benefit from this She's gorgeous. She's a tyrant of a woman who bosses around these like eight-year-old kids who it's the best dance morning Noon and night and then the moms that their health is just like hanging in their mental Hanging in the balance Depending on where their kids fall on the pyramid that she does every week Is saying who's like the best nothing's better. It's the best I could watch this if we were doing like a sketch. I would I would watch enough of it to say, okay Now I can write the sketch. Yeah, but you're Emotionally invested. I've rewatched season one. I'm starting to rewatch season two. I'm watching season seven as it airs defend yourself You don't you know buckles don't won't defend yourself. I can't don't you dare Don't you dare don't you have something that just brings you joy? Just like some no Life is not life isn't about joy. Are you kidding me? I love it so much. This thing is joy Oh, wow I this is joyous for me. I like this, but it's also, you know, so trash stimulating. Yeah, but don't you don't you watch garbage and reflect on No, never never I hate this. I should I should read you. I I have I'm under constant psychiatric observation as you should be I am I was just telling a friend that there's I don't think I've done one week without checking in with my shrink Oh And a week. I mean who honestly today has the balls to not see a therapist. Yeah, right? You don't see a therapist. Oh good for you Oh Wow, I can't function without just checking in that that adds up But I've kind of you just poke them on facebook. What do you do? Well, I don't but I'm very rigid I mean, I've actually looked at like ben franklin's 12 virtues. I was reading them I think they're 12 virtues of how you should live your life. Okay. I think I think I'm more virtuous than ben franklin not more successful. Not as brilliant buckles. Did you just hear I think I lead a more virtuous life than ben franklin. I don't know. I have to pee. It's time to go like Wow, I've peed five times. What's your All right, we gotta wrap more virtuous that that is the perfect thing that And it's not nobody likes me Yes. Well, yeah, good night. That's it. Yeah, that's it to wrap it up. Thank you, David Feldman show That'd be virtuous for me to watch dance moms Why are you so concerned because it's not industrious? It's wasteful of time. That's not true But that's why you're boring. You know what I mean? I know I agree. It's like, yeah All of your jokes are dick jokes. Okay, can I All that's all you Panicked that we've seen all of them. Really? That queef joke was pretty fast Okay, he was quick. That was quick. Can you just like turn it off? Is that possible? I wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. Wrap it up. All right So lacy jack, how do people follow you lacy jack? Um down the street on instagram. Hey, wendy's. I do get followed down the street Catch lacy's live shows and i christin buckles will be with you at baby castles february 2nd Not a baby. I won't be a baby castle sleepwalker at baby castles. Yes. That's february 2nd. That's right You the two of you will be at babies. All right, february 13th. What can I say? I'm a baby also my baby Yes, that's right. Also my birthday and lacy's birthday. It's our birthday bash. Okay, people should give to plan parenthood For our birthdays for our birthdays, and then you know if they want to give us like an extra gift A gift card Okay All right, that's funny. They spot a wine, you know No, but people should give to plan parenthood. They should they should they do good work. They really do and Okay, so and christin buckles How do people reach you? Uh, you can go to lacy and i's website to bushes.com. We're reachable through there. You can follow me on instagram at christin buck Okay, and uh, I will be obviously at that show great and and again, uh, I this has been so much fun and Thank you so much. So let me wrap it up by Telling listeners. I want to ask my listeners to do something. Okay. We have a youtube channel Again with the youtube. It's audio. Is it one of those things, you know, what's it called asmr? Oh, I don't know. Okay. What is asmr? It's when it's like it's like porn But for people that just like little sounds like they get off by just like a little like rubbing a cotton ball Oh, why? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that what your youtube channel? No, but I like that channel There are certain sounds where you get all tingly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It works with me. Oh, yeah I will talk about that from is it that's next time I'm wrapping it up. I want to ask my listeners to do this. We have lots of listeners and they're very industrious Okay, and it's the new year and I want to ask people to join team feldow any way they can help Mm-hmm Anyway, they can help Because we've been doing some really important shows the show that we did on israel Just amazed me in terms of the response people want to learn They want to laugh they want to listen and I was just stunned by the people who thanked me and listened It's one of our most downloaded episodes where we just explained israel with no arguing just facts and love so What I'd like my listeners to do if there's anybody out there who wants to take audio Download this is an mp3. You know how to do it if you have these skills Drag it into either PowerPoint final cut premiere and add visuals To Accentuate the show it could just be stills it can be public domain footage add visuals to the audio And post it to youtube and then I in turn will promote it on my youtube channel And to my listeners and that way Lot of steps, you know, there are a lot of laugh there if you want to do that, please do that for me Uh It's a great way to help the show if you don't have money to become a premium subscriber Do some effing work for me. Wow Nickname Yeah, nickname. I think I know And uh follow me on twitter friend me on facebook Go to the david felbin show website Do all your amazon shopping via the david felbin show website for five dollars a month You can become a subscriber Is this for real? This can't be real. You'll gain access to all our premium content We have a great website. Is this the sun is down like I don't know All the light was just drained from the world Okay from the showbrize studios in downtown Manhattan