 Item Number – SCP-0002-J Object Class – Euclid – Special Containment Procedures SCP-0002-J is located on Floor 36 of Site 88 in the High Value Containment Division's communal restroom. SCP-0002-J's use is to be logged on a clipboard which is to be hung on the outside of the stall in which SCP-0002-J is located. At least one use of SCP-0002-J must be completed daily. Description – SCP-0002-J is a sapient flush toilet located in the High Value Containment Division of Site 88. SCP-0002-J is capable of textual communication through any wireless capable device brought into its stall. The device utilized in this manner has a marked effect on the speed at which these communications are accomplished, with laptops allowing the highest volume of communication. SCP-0002-J's continued sapience appears to be connected with regular use for its original purpose. When left unused for longer than a day, SCP-002-J loses all anomalous properties until such a time as it is used again. SCP-0002-J, however, retains knowledge of events that occur in its immediate vicinity during such periods. SCP-0002-J's anomalous properties were first discovered in March of 2016 by Site Director Dr. Philip Foster whilst the object was in use. At the time it was believed that SCP-002-J's anomalous properties only manifested in the presence of cellular phones, but further testing indicated otherwise. Initial testing revealed the remainder of the object's anomalous properties. The following is a complete log of Dr. Foster's first recorded conversation with SCP-002-J. Hello? Who is this? Sorry, first time using one of these. Hey, do you think I should write a book about my life? I don't even know who you are. Oh, believe me, I've seen some shit. Hello? My name is Dr. Sumerian, this is a guest reading I'm doing for The Sherm while he's on vacation. If you liked it, please head on over to my channel and you can find a link probably on your screen right now or in the description. And thank you very much for watching.