Chicken Pot Pie

just in time for christmas

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Lyrics: My doctor says i have to eat 17 chicken pot pies every single day for the rest of my life. And if i don't then I'm gonna be very very sorry.
and every time i ask my doctor why i have to eat that many chicken pies a day he throws a toaster at right at my head and then prescribes me 7 more chicken pot pies

I got fired from my job at Chilis, cause wouldn't stop eating chicken pot pies all the time, while i was working.
my friends stopped hanging around me, cause I only eat at places that served chicken pot pies and no place ever does.

I'm going to drink all the goo out of a chicken pot pie using a drinking straw. Because my favorite part of a chicken pie is the chicken goo!

Everybodies trying to stop me from drinking all of the goo out of a chicken pot pie with a drinking straw!
Nobody was able to stop me from drinking the chicken goo out of a chicken pie with a drinking straw!

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