 That was a great opener. Ah! Hey! Charles, remember that money you borrowed from me two months ago that you were supposed to pay back last month? You remember that? Fifteen ways to avoid giving money back. Pretend you forgot about it. Oh, sorry, I forgot it. Okay, so can you pay me back? No, because I forgot it. Okay, just pay me back tomorrow. Because tomorrow, I'll forget it. Pretend your friend hasn't saved. Money? What money? The $300 you borrowed for your rent. Do you see me? For money? I have money! You have money? I have money! State the obvious. You know perfectly well you'll never see it back. You know how responsible I am. If you lent me money for my rent, I spent it on clothes. And even if I wanted to give your money back, I would have to borrow it from someone else to give it to you. So, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ugh. No, I don't want to. Just don't borrow money. Can you just give me back the money that you didn't borrow? Sure. Here it is not. Give it back. Here. And take it back. Here. Ask for more time. To be honest, I just need more time. Oh, that's okay. How much time do you need? Oh. Oh, a month? Oh. Two months. Ah! Three? Oh! Just pay me back whenever you're ready. Hi! How are you doing? This is a great party. Fake a heart attack. I'm not feeling well. Are you all right? Oh, it's a stroke for sure. Oh, jeez. Speaking of which, do you have money for the hospital? Yeah, sure. Because I need a VIP hospital room. I need, you know, limo ambulance. Champagne anesthesia. Smoked salmon blankets. Which is comfortable. And I need something for my heart. A new one. Yeah. Reassure your friend. Can I just have my money back? Why? Do you actually need it? Yes. No. If you lent it to me in the first place, it means you didn't really need it. Plus, you seem to be doing great without any interest. You guys are partying. That's not the point. You owe me money. The point is, get off my back. Literally, get off my back. Pretend it's the first time you meet. I'm sorry, who are you? I'm Tara. The owe me money? But we just met. No. As in for today? It's the first time we meet. The point is, the point is I don't have any money. Well, don't meet that friend. Hey Charles, where's the money you owe me? Say you're not here. I'm not here. What? I'm not here. As in what you see here is not me. Really? Technology these days. Avoid the subject. Can I have my money back? It's not about that. It's about your mother. How is she? Oh, she's good. But about that money, it's not about that. It's about changing the subject. Oh, great. Wait, what were we talking about again? It's not about that. It's about... Be on the phone. Charles. Sorry, I can't talk right now because I'm talking on my obviously expensive phone and I can't enter about the borrowing money card. Obviously can't afford it. Lend the money you owe. You want your money back? Here it is. But pay me back when you can. Okay? I will not forget. Reduce the amount you owe. Charles, can I have that $100 back please? Right, right. So you want your $80 back, right? That's great. Sure. No worries. When do you want your $60 back? Wait a minute. I know what you're doing. Whatever you're doing, I'm not going to forget about the $40 that you owe me. No. Anyway, so $20 I owe you. Speaking of which, this party has an entrance fee of $20. Oh, sorry. No worries. It's my place. And finally, avoid every alternative. Sorry, I don't have the cash on me. Oh, that's okay. How about you transfer with your phone? Right. Okay. So how about your credit card? No, no, no, no. It doesn't work like that. It doesn't work like that. How about... Can you stop finding ways to get your money back? Can't you see I'm never going to give it back? I spend the whole evening trying to find excuses. And you think that suddenly I'm going to say, oh, here it is. No, that's not how it works, okay? I'll give it back when I'm ready. Which is never. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go give excuses to this person right there. Because I borrowed money from him. I also need money.