 Every fine you think you have, said he's shit blood, you're dwarfing His syllables forced and your linguistics contorted He only sees himself feeding you because his vision's distorted By the fact that he gained some publicity for it Well, wait, cos this is more than just lizardion Mythical warships, I'm militant Literally, spilling your organs I'm picking up a pyramid to stick into your ribs Twisting your limbs Dissing up your liver and portions Sticking the whip to a sore and swigging to your lip When you walk cos you've been just fingered and mordering your lips What the fuck? That's good, don't flop on fucking day You know this guy's your boy, her back here Checkpoint number two, minister of sound Give it up for us one time, that's fucking good Same here, Kruger, Baumkahn and the entire fucking team Every single person who's worked from this event Is in the description of this video, please check it out Shouts to the all true supporters Coming to pay for live events And pay for the pay-per-view as well But you should go on donkflop.com That's pay-per-view for all them details Alright, we're back here at checkpoint You know the score of most battles now Is our judge, so there will be no judging At the end of this video about you Because this is actually a judge battle So make some noise for judge battles That's good, we're bringing them back this time The poll is your... We're not the poll is your own poll But this is a judge battle We're not fighting very, very, very credible judges They both won them We're putting up 100 power from both blocks This little gesture And we're going to get into the battle right now Okay, MC on my right hand side Smashes it in both blocks every single time Please, make some noise all the way from Canada We've got 100 bullets, that's gone MC on my left hand side Also smashes it every single time There's still the current two on two chat My brother's shuffle team makes a noise Every time Shouts to every other league around the world Putting in the crowd just like we are Who won the flip, who won He's tried to go first Yeah, I thought he tried to go first as well So I think he's going to be a flip for that I don't know Genuinely, I want to go first as well Could be like a flip Come on Alright, flip for first This is shit, you don't see them coming Heads or tails? Three, two, one Cheers, mate Alright, heads Who do you want to go first? Alright, cool Alright First? Yep Three, two, one Yep, sorry, bullets won a flip He tries to go first It's round number one, check point two You know the deal, it's 100 bullets That's gone Bullet Alright, look Her hitting me up That's what you think about shuffle team I said I saw the two on two battles I'ma need some help Which one is he? You mean the balding guy who lost to Tricky? That's a match you could don't? I bought a JC and had a classic with Jones Oh the girly one with the long hair You think he actually don't? I already beat kid to it So what's this attack of the clones? I mean you took two years to say my name and cut out the subliminals Hit my inbox like Hi bullets I highly doubt you're a criminal Come to Don't Flop Where I prepared... That's how he types I said come to Don't Flop Where I prepared thousands of syllables Cause I need you What's a parody without the original I mean when I had a classic with Bamalem You watch from the stands Three months later Paradeed my style and that's what got you your fans You call them bad bars But I still taught you And it's all on my plan Pan's labyrinth I got these pupils in the palm of my hand You'll bring up schemes from 2013 Like they ain't beat the source though Then tell me I ain't black enough Cause I don't let the 40 go Or fit the negative stereotype Different nerds same story yo They'll probably say this ain't the first time You face in a Oreo You don't remember when you sellin' out You sellin' out just tear a corny These corny little white boys always lying pretending Like when bullets says the N word Even I get offended N***a know you don't And them jokes won't stop the manslaughter I've been saying n***a my whole life Like your grandfather So just shut your mouth and stand awkward You done made a mistake It's about to be a unanimous decision Like baking a cake Face in a grit You royalty Won't place your crown on my shoes Or I'ma get your thoughts on the wall Like a Pink Floyd album review These words carve into phylum You'll see the scars when he's smiling When I put this joker behind bars Like Arkham Asylum He ain't close to my hardest assignment I still gotta kill him Ur left his comic hangin' Like Robin Williams You'll catch a case of insomnia If you talk while I rap at him Don't say jack one hook And the doc gon' have to patch out You'll get cold clock silly Can't stop won't stop Did he First round Light sell Light don't flop Philly Remember Daylight walked off the stage He know turnin' back Just another dead comedian Bernie Mack Since this nerd is gassed I'm givin' some to business Like a Persian dad I can't bear class Turnin' back You just another dead comedian Bernie Mack Since nerd is gassed I'm givin' some to business Like a Persian dad I can't bear clowns lying three rounds I'll catch a murder round Wait, bears, clowns, lying three rounds That's a circus act Adams family, I'ma start snappin' The front door where I'm lurchin' that How I describe my rounds Chinatown Even if I ain't cookin' dog I'm still servin' cats Let's recap Round 100 bullets Versus subpar threat Round one I still ain't schemed to use the gun bar yet Let's go Say you're gonna like turn up and kill my family I don't think you are You're much more likely to stand and rap at me Bullets, eh? Good name That's my review How many bullets a game? A hundred It's quite a few Squat He's paged Some kid with a backwards cap Wants his rap name back right away When you bring it up he gets defensive Like it's not on a comic, but by the way Oh, right, okay It's me thinking it was kind of gay, mind you say Yeah First things first Stop with all the old hat wordplay This is a battle, it's not throwback Thursday You need to just tone down the quantity of your wordplay It's weirder than it's sad 33 and obsessed with puns It is so clear you're a dad I like wordplay, mate I think it's the shit I also like mayonnaise The difference is this I like some on the side in which I can dip Not an entire plate of the stuff With a singular chip saturating the mini signature dish How are you so obsessed with Pokemon? But can't evolve past the initial first stage Always trying to force in film titles Or try and fit the wordplay I'll leave you level as I ain't talking about the little mermaid I'm just there like I didn't fucking think you were a mate Like me and money go together But I hate the queen And I'm like, man I know you're not the queen You're black and quite fat Nobody here needed you to clarify Over people's heads Look at me, I miss my target market Won't they be impressed? I don't completely get He won't think I'm so clever He'll take that fucking joke and reassess We actually had this battle plan for last year And suddenly not a sound Been so long that he's even kind of lost weight now I'm not pissed off I'm not pissed off Eventually he got chased down I'm saying bullets dodging Neo is the wrong way around The reason this battle initially got delayed is actually pretty sad He had some family shit to sort into that I can tip my hat I hope you don't mind me saying Why you canceled and switched the plans But you had to take an important trip Take his family to Disneyland That's not a weird angle I'm making up That is a sound fact Picture bullets with his crew there Giving out daps Outclubs chilling out in fucking matching Mickey Mouse hat He went to grab a drink at Ladin's Bar He met Jasmine's father and your father The bouncers were in matching guns Just as the palace guards from Agrabah He sat there on the magic carpet eating caviar With QP and with Heartless Point And now why the constellations and planets are Like Saturn, Mars That's a star I'm sick of seeing you acting hard with your overboard ego Talking about shooting guns and fucking blowing torpedoes Act like you're about that life but you only talk street though Only time you stay on your grind in the streets Is with the Tony Hawk's cheat code Elmo you're more like Will Ferrell's sandalwooded gun If you had some angles with your wordplay Then perhaps you could have won But till you saw that out you're just another Dad that's good at puns Time So we broke down my style from a couple years ago That was real good Now finding the real Adam Woollard Is like solving a puzzle In his head a bunch of voices all talking to huddle 15 different personalities Locked in a bubble whoever you actually are Clearly got lost in the shuffle The first issue your persona You stole a page from a comic You're basically Ricky Gervais with shitty wordplay It's only obvious The similarities go way beyond paying a moment You're naturally funny yet It's just another day at the office And there's kid twist You slant your wrist And even stand like me Got that stupid dyke face and same feminine hands like him I can see a camel toe You wear them skinny tight ass pants like him Wake Shuffle twist You even named yourself after a dance like him And how come don't flop never throw a top brick at The shoddy Tony and C major with backhand pips lapping O'Shea, Lunar, Soul, Kruger and Ur would make you quit Adam You need Marlowe I ain't Einstein with your bomb whenever you split Adam I'm gonna say this You must like getting beat like a masochist I heard Marlowe carrying tea like Jesus and Nazareth When y'all live together he write rhymes for you every day Even out right in your resume The blueprint each group carried y'all through the climb Now you're getting famed I'm like They're funny, they sketch comedy But whose line is it anyway You eat off another person's plate and regurgitate You have bulimia And why are you screaming on bad bars too like I have a beef with you I don't even notice you, you're a tumor But the staff believe in you Now I'm battling a cancer because bad blood cells That's leukemia I mean let's get it straight Marlowe write the stuff Don't flop hype him up Had AIDS his whole career Tell this queen another one bites the dust I'm cronus Harp on me You can't overthrow a Titan Zeus with a bolt of lightning A golden pet The soul of Midas Floes Poseidon I hold the Trident So divine but no surprises Since the Garden of Eden Adam turned his back on God And was known for biting That's why the amputee Without crutches you couldn't stand by yourself Your name's Shuffle Cause you don't like the hand you was dealt You can't intimidate who you imitate I might slow it down and repeat But you more than a little conceited I'm thinking how can it be You're on your high horse Judging Like the mounted police I mean you're the biggest antics in this daylight Stripped down to his briefs You battle the can A stick Cookies Shoes At a wedding Compliment bars Bad bars Anton Murphy All this new frown upon me If Ur told you suck his dick You dropped down to your knees You're a court jester His little lap dog Is your court jester A little lap dog I scoured the scene for the most The most thirsty attention whore And don't flop And I got it down to a T Now let's recap Hundred bullets versus subpar threat Round two I still ain't schemed Or used a gun bar yet Keep being irrelevant Let's go I heard what happened in the URL battle It was a KO They didn't release the footage And they kept it laid low But I'm gonna make it so That they won't say no Take notes I'm gonna be your URL maid coach First rule Making URL crowds react Is as simple as pie First bar doesn't matter Second just tracks some shit on the side Slow down in the third bars So the cat's for syllables right Let's beat up him Every time you think you said a nice line Give yourself a high five Talk about how big your weapon is And how your gun is prone to clap Then completely ignore the homoerotic undertones in that Never admit you lost Despite the extremely blatant facts If your opponent says that they won They need to take it back If the fans disagree They don't have a decent taste in rap Call the battler classic double your fee Then see who pays you that I'll tell you what I'll give you some sample bars That you can use if you want to go to Oh, I don't have anything else For free Right Yo I come armed with that blue black as steel I dig deep from my work That's a pneumatic drill I come to your daughter prom With two happy meals And spike the fucking punch That's a Hugh Jackman Here's like a quartet style one You can use it if you want to Yo you must be speaking in another language I don't understand it Maybe fucking Spanish But you touch my dough I'll make you fucking vanish You put your hand in my bread You get some knuckle sand You already kind of do most of that Your all style battleship I guess the reason they didn't I brought you back is because you're bad at it Or maybe it's because of all your fucking schemes What you need to do is engage in some subtlety Like me shuffle tea I'm some subtle bee I put that subtle bee in the word subtlety See to a subtle creep in submarine Come in deep from underneath Some conflict you fucking geek You know Here's a fucking geek Shut up Yo Come in deep from underneath My point is this Chill the fuck out If you just have fun it will help And then all those insecurities That you have about yourself Will just comfortably melt Battlings about celebrating your characters Because you're stuck with yourself They hate to see you be you Not you trying to be somebody else Time Just quakes to aftershocks You got a grave future That's the plot Trying to diss me Have a shot I'm all ears Captain Spock I'm all in prosper Just give me my space man Astronauts No messing around Even invest in this cloud Is a laughing stock Don't ask if I packed the Glocko I'll slap this not out of Asher Rock I told you yesterday We can work it out Let it be Classic rock But you kept going on You could have been an afterthought But you stay harassing niggas Traffic cops This guy diss me Think Rice Krispies Your neck will snap Crackle pop You want a war with bullets You need street sweepers Navy SEAL team leaders Or a UN over your head Like United Nations peacekeepers The ring like flip tops league Y'all ICP's Biggest clowns in the hip hop scene How many styles you got to steal To get a win off me Hulk Ogan In the ring you a rip off tee Show some dignity Plus that show some dignity The concept for your compliment battle You owe the tricky P You plagiarize Chris Morris Anthosaurus whole delivery You're a Mark Grist Slash Kid Twist clone A mini me Your name should be Kid Grist Your image was Your image was stole deliberately The only thing you've shown consistently Is being prone to mimicry You're a poser A carbon copy Phony Gimicky You wouldn't know a real MC If you met Hover physically In the ghost of Biggie With most of Dilla's beats This whole critic acts of Big sarcastic cynics mask To trick the masses It's systematic A decoy Not the Aussie who finds kids attractive I mean You both afflicted with twisted habits But yours is biting You got a dinner jacket Living lavish All you can eat And you nibble at it Till you finish snacking Or it's Or it's cinematics Big theatrics If rapping's a stick Then stick to acting The simple fact is You're a timid brittle Skinny average Mimic jacking Acrylic plastic No rhythm having Immons snatching Gimmick rapping British faggot Oh can't see me Real talk Wrapping is easy Y'all watching the video Stop Bring it back for a review Fan you happy to meet me I played with a sheet call You thought you could actually be me Wake on a rhythm You ain't got no tracks And you making a mockery I came here to kill him I'm able to rap money Fake as Monopoly You said my name is Everything you said Didn't apply to me You tell the crowd about the schemes Of my gun bars Don't lie to me You should have wore a Teflon Jason mask And a bulletproof hoodie too Cause they was right Guns don't kill people Bullets do He's like None of that stuff applies to me To try and make a victory It's because you changed your style Like three weeks ago Doesn't erase the history I finally did it I might bring Bam on a mount To try and make you shit yourself again Do you remember What do you think I'm choking sick What do you think I'm choking sick No I think you're choking shit You might think Mario's not here to help me But I would protest I'd say he's not here to defend you During the writing process But we did talk before We agreed that Sometimes you're so close to being sick But then you just keep falling past Cause you stretch your bars And wordplay to meet your demands You stretch more than those guys Who do the complete tour de France Even his favourite song is by Stretch Club 7 Reach for the bars Of that enigmatic prose That Edgar Allen Poe And Terry Pratchett wrote In my inspector gadget coat You're a 33 year old battler Who never managed growth You should be locked away Inside a geriatrics home You had to try But now it's time to let the battles go And stick to rapping once a year In a pensions talent show But you're 33 You're 33 And a half Been battling 18 months longer And you're still in purgatory Five extra battles A decade older And you have more urgency How the fuck are you still Considered worse than me Isn't that embarrassing Cause even in a battle it's awkward to say I mean it's your life and everything But I've been walking away You're a decade older than everyone Performing today And they're all better than you Mate just call it a day See that the silent nod into the gun You know when he gets that look in his eyes Like what have I done Evaluating everything in their life And what it's become So the other guy is obviously Psychologically kind of already won But if all you want Is references geeky as shit to provide you with Then I'm gin in the I'm gin with this flying kick And the king of the iron fist Swinging with spiral hits Till I finish the final blitz Yoshi Mitsu and Brian mixed After fitting their cyberchips Into their mind and switched Into a violent blitz Spinning a writer's script With Christian Tigers flips And mission for fighting tips Or signature lightning kicks Mate you're literally 96 You're literally 96 Go away I only wanted this battle In the hopes it could persuade you to quit Cause what you've been doing with battle Is just taking the piss Overusing everyone's favourable bits Till you've finally succeeded In making them shit And it's just making me sick Fuck off The bullets missing the mark Like Elma Fudd Shit that you selfish fucking Go and ruin somebody else's fun And if you don't want people to Bring up your shitty wordplay In a fucking battle Then don't do shitty wordplay Don't fucking battle time G-B-S-5 Our air-judging shopper team Grows us 100 bullets I fought them That was unexpectedly easy to judge I'm surprised really I think 100 bullets took the first round That was the closest round out of them Or you know Shuffle Tea Was good in that round And he was attacking him But obviously the fact that 100 bullets avoided using schemes You know took away some of this thing In the second round I don't think that Shuffle Tea Stayed on topic enough And all of that veering off topic And such When 100 bullets was in better form Than I've even used to seeing him in Meant Shuffle Tea If 100 bullets took that round And in the final round For 100 bullets absolutely killed it Shuffle Tea was decent in the final round But it's just not enough I think that's a comfortable 3-0 For 100 bullets there And I'm surprised that it was such a landslide And so easy for me to judge Let's Look Marv 1 I heard don't flop checkpoint 2 One of the judges for Shuffle Tea Versus 100 bullets This is how I broke it down I think the first round Shuffle Tea hedged 100 bullets I think the second round Shuffle Tea stopped Like for some reason Like he just stopped the shit sort So I gave that to 100 bullets And in the third round I gave it to 100 bullets Stripping because of the fucking The crowd participation The hmmm shits It was really really heavy It was really hard to come back from I thought that 100 bullets Just had better material I thought Shuffle Tea stayed on one angle The entire fucking battle And 100 bullets had better material So I gave it to 100 bullets 2-1 Possible 3-0 But I say 2 I say 2-1 Yeah 100 bullets versus Shuffle Tea It went pretty much how I thought it would to be honest I think 100 bullets Is doing a good job of proving itself As a sick battler who doesn't have to just scheme I think he kind of tarnished his name By doing a lot of that scheme shit in the beginning And people kind of took a piss at me for that But I think he's doing a good job of proving That he can do more than that But I still think Shuffle Tea hedged him Like breaking down his style I was looking forward to seeing him do that Because he did it in the bad bars video Talking about 100 bullets So I was looking forward How he was going to put that in the bars And he did it perfect man Shuffle Tea I'd say I'd probably say 3-0 But every round was pretty close man 100 bullets is sick too So yeah Shuffle Tea Stick at the dump King Grizzly Free download out now From stickatthedump.com Personally I gave it 2-1 to Marlowe I gave it 2-1 to Shuffle Like I think it was very close I think as Luna said Bullets maybe schemed out a little long Personally I just think Tea is so conversational with it He sits in a pocket Perfectly there's never any It never looks like he's trying It just looks like that's how he naturally talks In those rhyme schemes And from a conceited writer's point of view That's something I look for Is a way of hiding the work and that's going on And I think he did it flawlessly I think Bullets is an incredible writer But I just think the work is more obvious It's like The rhyme schemes aren't quite as fluid And when it's so close like that When the bars are so close like that Then really it comes down to those little nuances in it So yeah 2-1 to Shuffle Tea King Grizzly Yeah it's the way it left the LGMusy.com I'm gonna keep it short and sweet I thought it was 3-0 Bullets I thought Shuffle's first round was his best round But still didn't come close to Bullets' worst round I think personally But it was a really good battle So yeah 3-0 Bullets We're back here from a fucking dope battle It was Shuffle Tea versus 100 Bullets Please make some noise for the MCs Let's go And then there's hashtag check point 3 Hashtag from Flock It was a 3-2 split decision They doped with 3 was 100 Bullets Make some noise They got major promoted Now the star gets retained I'm Commander-in-Chief Now you pardoned me Pardoned me But you're part in the scene Is all partin' to me Departin' from me So split my wig Like you partin' to me That's a partin' to me It's a fake rope But it sounds good You're the only partin' to me