 Welcome to the crypto minute. Google is considering letting their users store crypto and digital cards. Russia's central bank calls for a total ban on Bitcoin mining, trading, and payments. Shocking. El Salvador don't give a fuck. Open C volume hit an all-time high last Sunday. Rio de Janeiro is gonna allocate 1% of its treasury into Bitcoin and give a 10% discount for people who pay their taxes in Bitcoin. LOL to Wikipedia trying to say that NFTs can't be art. Future billionaires. According to Visa, 24% of small businesses plan to accept Bitcoin in 2022. Tesla's now accepting Doge for merch. Microsoft bought Blizzard for $69 billion to develop their metaverse gaming, putting NFTs to get a nine to five. Wait what? Wait till I show ever my new Fenty ledger case. No more boring hardware wallet for me. I need to report a robbery. The crypto.com breach might be worth up to $33 million. Jack Dorsey created a legal fund for Bitcoin devs to protect them from litigation. According to my sources, the market will either turn red or green tomorrow. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Walmart metaverse. Mastercard's teaming up with Coinbase to make buying NFTs easier. I'll look Twitter to introduce verified NFT profile pictures. Yes, we are all gonna make it. Keep stacking and I'll see you next week.