 Let me guess, in quarantine, how do I know? Because we all are! And if you're not, do it! So life can get back to normal. So here are 20 things that you can do in quarantine. Break up with people, even if you're not with them. Hi, yeah, what done? See, easy. Illegally download pornography. Not to watch, no, that's bad. But just for the sake of downloading stuff illegally. Check your bank account's balance and notice how it's not going any higher. Drink water. It is harder for the virus to settle if your mouth is moist. Drink hand sanitizer. It will kill you, but we don't need stupid people in this world. Call the people that mean something to you. Hello, mom. Call the people that mean nothing to you. Hello, dad. Plan your upcoming trip and cancel it. Go outside and fl- Ah, no. If you're in a relationship, Netflix and chill. If you're single, Netflix and chill. Be creative. Plan your next murder. Because once everything is back to normal, you'll be able to kill people again, the conventional way. If you're a girl, start your crush. If you're a guy, start your crushes. Because guys can't commit themselves to one person. Learn how to play a quiet instrument, like drums or the tuba. This way, your neighbors will thank you for the respect you have for them. If you already play an instrument, write songs. From the earth to Uranus, let's all get the coronavirus. Write a novel, then read it, then throw it away. Because you're not JK Rowling. Unless JK Rowling is watching this video, in which case, please bring Harry Potter back! If you're a guy, take all this time to plan the perfect marriage proposal. If you're a girl, take all this time to find the funniest way to reject this marriage proposal. Because wedding proposal fails, always go viral. I mean, I sometimes propose to myself and then reject it, and then it goes viral. Listen to music. Listen to songs that will make you happy and make you forget about the current situation. Songs like, Hello from the outside. That reminds you that your families and friends have to stay away from you. Or, I will survive. This will remind you that you will. Finally, take this time to reflect on your life. This way you will realize that you spend too much time on social media instead of hanging out with your friends when you were able to. Be reminded that humans are the worst. Thank you for your attention. We'll see you next time. I'm not moving anyways.