 Hello young people of our great nation of America. It's me again your girl Hill Daddy The presidential election is coming up in just over a month I just wanted to take a moment to catch up with all my millennial homies and fellas and ladies out there I need you to get out there and vote for me Chillery chill hill because I will be the dankest dopest Bombast president this great nation has ever seen and speaking of things that are dank Here are some dank things that I know we can agree on like the middle-class Education working Americans people that work America middle-class going to work and working But our common thread doesn't stop there although I might be older richer more powerful better-looking Closest to the elite ruling class our country has ever seen great hair in here. We're exactly the same I love video games just as much as anyone here I am just live streaming like I usually would It's just a relaxing thing that I like to do in my free time to connect with all of my young people out there I know you young people listen to EDM, but have you ever heard EDM America? I'm chilling do you need a job cuz I'll get you a job. Yeah, I'm chilling come vote for me Just like you I like to uber everywhere a skirt skirt I Said no eye contact. You know what just let me out here Secretary Clinton, we're on the highway. I know where we are. Do you think I give a fuck? I care about my body just like you holla back young so I work out every day. This is me on my elliptical This is a couch. Oh, is that where are you to give you a more intimate look at my life? I've created a video blog webisode called keeping up with the Clint Dashians Get the fuck away from me And just like you here I am working on important business creating work jobs for working families in the middle class doing my job at work while working and creating work for jobs and my business Look here and you just deleted the entire hard drive Whoopsy is I update my snap story every day. My favorite thing to do is to face swap with myself I Have a website it looks like most of you aren't going to it So I figured out a way to implement my website across all platforms All platforms Hello, I'm Hillary Clinton. Welcome to my website. What the fuck is this? I can't get out of it Click over here to see how I plan to get you a job. I'm playing a game. I'm not even connected to the internet Hello, I'm Hillary Clinton and welcome to my website DVD click over here for all things chill Hill Hello, I'm Hillary Clinton and welcome to my website. Thank you for coming here I'm really just out here trying to put the IRL in Hillary. You know what I'm saying How did you even get in here? And if you ever see me out in the world, don't be scared I don't bite just come up and shake my hand. It's nice to meet you. I'm Hillary Clinton So make sure you get out there and vote for me Hillary Clinton, please It's my turn. It's my turn Me I'm Hillary Clinton and I approved this message Leave me alone