 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb We missed you guys last week, but we're back Zach was very sick Tell him in the comments that you hope he's feeling better only if you do truly hope that I'm doing well We're going to Tampa this week, and I'm doing well. Hello surf season stick season season of the sticks not that I exist Fast Jim weekly dumb America's favorite umpire Angel Hernandez three two one nine But he's the worst umpire ever and he tossed your guy Lance Lynn three two one nine. It's a good name back to back From a spring training game twice which I mean which umpire would toss a guy from a spring training game You would guess Lanslin or you would guess Angel and as which pitcher got tossed from a spring training game Lanslin would be guessed because he just like motherfuckers every pitch and ump It's the third inning of his spring training debut and also Lanslin God I keep saying their names the opposite way Angel Hernandez to nine names Angel Hernandez has the effect now The secret and like the cordialness has completely dissipated over pitchers are just like if they miss a little bit They're just like come on Angel. Yeah, it's terrible He tried to go to the bullpen to finish just his throwing session Lanslin just a warm-up and Angel Hernandez walked I think it was Angel that walked from home plate all the way to the outfield to say no You can't do that either you're out of here, which that's where come on. Yeah, you know, he's just an alpha male He's the example. He's what everyone should strive to be Although he did rate out as the worst umpire again last year Which is basically a tradition and if you don't know and you're like Hey, I just watched the weekly dumb man. Don't bring your baseball on me, man It's a season of sticks Angel Hernandez literally tried to sue the MLB for like being racist against him and they were just like no You're just a bad ump and MLB won. Yeah, it's court document that there. He's a bad ump. Oh, no No, dude, we don't care that you have a nine overall name. You're just the worst ump Jim Moses almost a breakdown you're talking about a little bit of your roots in here I yeah, I've seen kangaroos before I lived in Australia for a couple years I've never seen a stampede of kangaroos and these guys were playing golf There's actually two videos one guy posted the video and he goes at the stampede. It's a stampede. It's a good open There's another video like wait. Were you playing yesterday because I got a video of the same thing It's like dumb man kangaroos and same golf course and the guys like yeah Yeah, it's pretty good. We'll get to some good guy communication angles But it is it's a kangaroos a group of kangaroos is called a Stampede mob a mob kangaroos I get partial credit then the guys in the Twitter They asked did they mess up the green much and then he said nah light-footed animal made me laugh I read in his accent. Yeah, that was cool. And I just wanted to share the video with everyone And that's kind of here. We are that's the whole thing. So let's get back to the sports Kind of Jim before we do that. Can I tell the people at shady rays in the more sports balls out bowling is back How do you like that in beautiful Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania? I don't know why I laugh We don't have a lot of video footage from it. Obviously. It's actually happening in April 28th You have to sign up beforehand, which I like you can't just do the door Can't get a little boozy beforehand and be like I'm gonna do it No, you got to get your tickets and yeah, you got to be naked except women are allowed to wear bottoms And there's no sexual activity. Yeah, no sexual sexual actual activity This makes so much sense to me because every time I'm at a bowling alley and I see the regulars and the leagues I'm like damn Wish they were naked. Yeah, that's a hot group of bowlers Well, you're missing the one joke is that they're all gonna put their balls over the the air thing They already do that. Yeah, but they're doing it. Well, they come with holes in there Yes, and they're finally like wouldn't it be cool if we didn't have to cut our jeans to get this airflow on our balls And the owner was like why don't we have balls out night? God? That's actually probably pretty good because there is definitely a group at this bowling alley that's been pestering the owner. Come on Let's just do this. Let's just do it. Just do it once, you know, Joe's better when he's naked, you know Come on nudity is required unless you're female. You have to wear you can wear bottoms I don't think it's gonna be a busy female You also said you like doppelgangers and you like this not sports This is an interesting not sports two men on the same flight seated right next to each other with the same name Mark Garland one two one five point one. Yeah, basic one is 58 years old and the other is a different age 62 they had never met each other before even though it turns out they live 15 miles away from each other they both have four kids and One's a bus driver and the other has been on the other dude's bus been on the bus They think it's crazy. It is somewhat crazy, but then the article takes a Turn where you now judge these guys differently. What's the turn? I'll just read the paragraph just read a word by word the pair bonded over their shared love for Thailand With the 62 year old having visited 13 times and the 58 year old a whopping 83 times both currently single You don't need to visit a lot of places 83 times. No, but if you're 62 years old and single beautiful beaches beautiful beaches Yeah, so then that kind of puts a drain on all of it. They're gonna meet up have a beer says Yeah, yep mark Garland speaking of it's the employee of the month It's the employee of the week month Zach We shall be hey now MLB the show 2024 Shelfies already got his first of his video series out go check it out the shelf man probably more bite on this comes out games Today's episode is sponsored by shady rays They're giving out their best deal of the season go to shady rays dot-com and use code dumb for 50% off 2 plus pairs of polarized sunglasses and that offer applies to the custom Jimmy and Jake Collab shades, so go get yours now at shady rays dot-com and use code dumb for 50% off two or more pairs of polarized You're Mark Garland, I'm Mark Garland you like paying for sex. I like paying for sex. Yeah, man We got the same insta handle Mark G actually that happened on my boy that happened on my Twitter replies last night Someone was like our handles are one letter off and then the other person responded. It was like yeah That's what they did for 11 hours and then