 My hand in the middle of her chest and was sort of, you're not Michael. No, I'm not. It's Matthew Brown. I'm not brown. It's what that's that's him everyone. Now you know, now you know what he looks like. The mask has been taken off. Now you're probably all wondering what the fuck is going on. Well, well, let me tell you this is not an episode. This is an update. Okay. Just a quick update. I just want to give you guys a bit of a rundown on what's going on. And and yeah, so obviously Michael's not here. Michael is not feeling the best at the moment. And he's just gone to spend some time with his family. Nothing's wrong or anything. We're just we're just taking some time off from filming because my God, it is getting fucking intense. It is a it is a relentless, tiring job. And a lot of I know a lot of people like we're very grateful. Fuck, we love what we do. We're so happy. You know, we're literally living the dream, but the days are very long sometimes. And just to give you guys an example, just a typical day for us, right? So with the website, we need two videos out a week with social media. We need one video out a week. So on Instagram, YouTube, Facebook, we also need TikTok videos to come out. We need Snapchat to come out, which we've set up a Snapchat. Now we've we're organizing our Twitter as well. So it's just constant content. So we literally need to make all of those pieces of content every week just to break even. That's not even to bank content up so that if one of us got sick or something, then we still have videos coming out. That's just to break even. So we've been working our asses off trying to back content up and we have. So we'll still have videos coming out over this next four to five week period. So don't stress. OK, everything will still be the same. You'll still see the same amount of videos. But just the podcast is the one thing that we just film week to week. So unfortunately, we're going to have we haven't decided yet either four or five weeks off of the podcast. But we do have a pretty fucking hilarious compilation. I'm still going to try and get some content out on the channel. But yeah, it's we're going to take some time off just for us personally. And then in four to five weeks when Michael comes back, we can explain it a little bit more. So we're very sorry for not posting for the next four to five weeks, but it's just gotten to a stage where like we can't make good quality videos if we're making fucking 100 videos a week, you know, because we literally sometimes have half a day to get a video done because we've got people paying on the website waiting for content. So we yeah, it's it's just and you know, we get injured, we get hurt and we just have to keep filming after. So we sort of fucking backed ourselves into a corner a little bit and bitten off more than we can chew in terms of workload. So we're just going to have a month off. And for the rest of this year, it's going to be exactly how it is. We're going to push through and make sure that we have all and commit to our to the things we said we were going to do. And I don't know, we might what do you recommend? We said we're going to do 40 episodes of the podcast this year. We might we might still get close. I don't know if we'll just because we miss five weeks doesn't mean there'll be five less episodes. We might do 37 or or 30. I guess we'll see as we get closer to the end of the year where we're at and how much time we have. Yeah, exactly. But just so you guys know, website members as well next year, we're going to we're going to be hiring other content creators to also make content for the the website. And the app is launching very soon as well. As soon as Michael's back, we're going to launch the app. So everything will be on there. We want to be at have time to make bigger, better, funnier videos. So that might mean less videos, but much better quality. But don't worry, there will always be content coming out constantly. What are you aiming to have an app out? The app is pretty much done now. It's just being it's just in the final stages of being sort of whatever they need to do on in the app store and little bits and pieces that make an app work. Yeah, yeah. And then yeah. And then it's it will be live like probably in two weeks time, but we're not going to promote it until Michael's back and we're going to do a big ass giveaway. And then everyone slowly moves over onto the app and it'll have all of our content on there. Oh, it'll be fucking beautiful. It'll be three exactly. And what else is there? Yeah, so so we've sort of fucked ourselves with the workload. So we've we've we've sort of just, yeah, we've hit a bit of a wall and we just need to take a little bit of time off. But everything's fine. Everything's going to be OK, obviously. But yeah, we're just having a month off filming. So like I said, though, we still got videos coming out. So there's not going to be no videos for a month, just no podcast for for the next month, unfortunately. Sounds like you need to invest some time into time management. A hundred percent. I think pretty much there's like books you can get that actually help you with that a lot. Yeah, that is probably the thing that we lack the most is time management because where it's all like we when we have come up with a video idea for the website, it's like, oh, this will take fucking half an hour to film easy. But then we have to go buy shit. We have to find locations. We have to, you know, if the video is not funny, if something doesn't work, then we have to like it is it just ends up dragging out all the time. And the days are fucking long. It's almost like you guys run a mini production company. Yeah, a little bit. And yeah, the quality of videos sometimes I'm just like, fuck that sucks, which we had more time, but we just need to get it out. So I'd prefer to make bigger, better shit. You know what I mean? Yeah, but having said that, fuck it, let's still do a little prank call. Hey, if you want to, I think I'm just going to call my girlfriend Monique. And I'm just going to tell her that I have hit a dog. I usually run away during prank calls. I just want to be too cheesy for me, but I can't do it now. I got to sit here and sit through it. Poor Monique. Babe, you never fucking guess what just happened. What? Driving home and this fucking massive dog ran across the road and I clipped it like, oh God. And I had to put it down. It was like limping all over the side of the road, yelping and shit. So I had to get a big fucking stick and just put it out of its misery. Like couldn't even walk properly. Are you being serious, babe? Yeah, there's a little dent in the car now too, but I just had to drive a bit further down the road in case anyone fucking saw me. Are you okay? Yeah. Well, I was hard watching it, sort of having to beat it to death, but other than that, yeah, it's all right, I guess. Oh, babe, are you okay? Fuck. Oh, that would have been traumatic. Yeah, I know. It was like a big stick and I was just sort of just fucking smashing its face as hard as I could and it was just like looking at me. Are you being serious? I don't know. Are you fucking me? No, this is a prank call on the podcast. Oh, babe, don't do that to me. Oh my god, Dory, that's horrible. I told you she would hate that. Oh, you're so mean, babe. I'm sorry, babe. I was against it, Monique. I was totally against it. Oh, it's okay. Okay, I feel better now. Okay, I'm going. Yeah, I'm coming. All right, I'll see you soon, babe. Love you. Love you. Bye. She thought I'd kill the dog with a stick during the middle of the day. Oh, I loved how she was so worried about your mental state. Yeah, your mental state of what you had to go through. That's true love. Yeah, so sorry, it's not a full. So we're not counting this as an episode. We're just calling this an update. And yeah, we'll be back bigger and better than ever. But yeah, just having a month off, guys, that's all. Yeah, we can't wait to be back. We loved doing the podcast. Yeah, and we're like, yeah, it's like we fucking love all the messages and comments and shit we see that. We can tell the podcast is really starting to, you know, go in the right direction. So it's a bit shit to have a month off now, but we'll be fucking back and it'll be fucking better than ever. You fucking dumb cunt. Thank you for all the support from everyone as well on the podcast. Yeah, Matt gets inundated. I get a lot of DMs now on Instagram. Matt Brown, one, one, one. Matt Brown. Four ones. Four ones. One, one, one. One, one, one. All right, guys. Well, as you know, we are the best. So yeah, there's nothing else to say really other than yeah, we are the best. The best. We're the best. See you guys in a month. We're the best. Bye-bye.