 What would happen if you tried to rebuild the team with the zero players? Our team here was formerly the Chicago Bears. But after trading and cutting every single player on this lineup, we're left at a zero overall and not a single football player. The good news is we have $210 million in cap space, and it's not like we just gave up our players. We got as many draft picks as was humanly possible out of our entire team. 15 first round picks. We have two second round picks, two thirds, three fourths, two fifths, a sixth, and we even have two first round picks in 2025. So some teams talk about tanking or rebuilding, but we really talked about tanking and rebuilding. Now, granted, the fans in Chicago were not exactly thrilled to see all their favorite players leave. All those years they spent watching Aaron Rodgers own them was for nothing. And unfortunately, Bears fans charged the stadium and had been committing arson left and right. Fair to say it's time to relocate this team. Ni Hao, buddy! I'm taking my talents to the Shanghai Sharks. We're headed to Japan. Shanghai's in China, isn't it? It's okay, guys. I'm racist. I'm also confused. I just relocated to Tokyo, but we're still the Bears. Maybe we need some players. It's also time to choose our draft class. I'll be using auto-generated rookies. And normally, the rookies are all wondering, what team am I gonna get drafted by? But let me tell you, Jamie, Eric, Alex, Joel, Joe, Brian, Callaway, Dwight, you guys better start the group chat early and start studying Japanese. Because you're coming to Tokyo. I can tell you that right now. Clearly we're gonna tank this season, but what is gonna happen when I click next week here? We have no players. And we're supposed to be playing the Packers in week one. So it's letting me do it. Oh, you know what? I'm actually shocked at how efficient that was. It automatically signed us practice squad players. So technically we have no players. Our starting lineup, let's see who it signed for us. We've got Matt Ryan, Michael Carter, Trent Surfield, Equinemia, St. Brown, Preston Williams. We basically have just your shittiest team. Casey Hayward, what are you doing over there? Chris Wormley, Everett? All right, well, we've signed 27 players to the roster. We're 0-1. Nobody's shocked there. What's funny is, yeah, we're probably gonna go 0-1-17, but with all the talent we're about to acquire, I wonder if we truly become a superpower in this league, or if it just doesn't work that way. How did we win? How do we win three games? Seriously though, how do we win three games? How do we? I want to know who we beat. Who the fuck lost to us? All right, who lost? Who lost to my practice squad? We beat the Washington Commanders, the Caroline. I don't know how we beat the Carolina Panthers, and we beat them pretty bad, 24-7, and we someacked the Packers. Holy shit, we smacked them. We dropped 38. Wait a minute, can I see that box score, please? How did we do that? Matt Ryan, 262-4 touchdowns. Michael Carter had 67 rushing yards. Equinamia St. Brown was 8-107 in a touchdown. Michael Carter, oh my God, we went off. Okay, this year is a wash for us. We knew it would be a tank year. We go 3-14. That's perfect. At the end of season one, we are 3-14. Most of our players have left or got cut, or we're only signed to one-year deals, but we have Cameron Dantzler, I guess. We have $316 million. And listen, a lot of these prospects are coming our way. I made sure to scout quarterbacks since obviously it's kind of going to be the cornerstone of our squad here. My favorite quarterback who's actually fallen a lot in the rankings is this dude right here, Kyle Calloway. The number one quarterback, at least here, is Eric Irons. So his deep accuracy is A, but his medium accuracy is B. Throw under pressure is B. Short is D. I mean, that's horrible. Dwight Novak looks nasty, too. He's A, C to D medium, A short, A under pressure. So he could be a really good option. But then further down here, Kyle Calloway, look at this, A to B deep, A medium, B short, A under pressure. So he's basically A's and B's. Other than that, the first round pick, Jamie Childress, I think this will probably be my round one pick one. He's projected first. He's a 6'5", 247 speed rusher. His player notes are lengthy. And my favorite part here is he has A block shedding. So he's a speed rusher, so an edge threat. And he has A block shedding already, A tackle. His hip power is B to D. His finesse moves are A. So he's A block shedding, A finesse moves. This guy's gonna be a beast. I'm excited to grab him. So I think it's Jamie Childress. Dwight Novak is definitely one of my quarterback options. I just don't like C to D medium accuracy. When Kyle Calloway is A medium accuracy, B short, under pressure, A to B. This guy is actually probably my favorite. He's 6'6", strong arm out of Texas Tech. You know who else is out of Texas Tech? Patrick Muffraud, Jackson Holmes brother. It is time boys. This is where we rebuilt. Oh my God, we're not actually the first pick. Oh my God, the Seahawks, we had no players. And the Seattle Seahawks made us to be worse than us. How is that even possible? Oh, just don't take Jamie. Don't take Jamie Childress. Okay, this is super weird. The draft appears to be broken because I didn't get to see who they just took. By the way, if you were wondering, the Steelers made the Super Bowl, the Falcons won it. Desmond Ritter was MVP. Yeah, I've never seen that Super Bowl before. All right, round one pick, dude. Did they take Jamie Childress? They did not. Who did they take? It looks like they took the quarterback that was above Dwight Novak. So the Seahawks elect to go quarterback. They leave Jamie Childress on the board. I could pick him up and then potentially I get Dwight Novak. Shit, you know, shit. Technically, I could get both of them. I have enough draft picks, but our very first pick is Jamie Childress out of Miami. The speed rusher. Hidden Dev at least star 89 acceleration, 84 speed. I don't like to see his speed be a little bit higher, but 89 acceleration is amazing. He's going to be an edge rusher. This could be our lead edge set on the squad, maybe. The draft is totally busted though. I have none of the draft like animation shit. All right, up to our next pick. We're round one pick four. Did they take Dwight Novak? The Cardinals were just up. They did not take Dwight Novak. So Novak is still in here. A, A, A, C to D medium. He has elite acceleration, decent speed. A throw on the run. A under pressure. A deep, A short. I think this is our guy. I think we go Dwight Novak here. He's so high up and listen, if one of our late picks and Kyle Calloway is still in there, I do want to take him. Damn, he's fast. Oh, 78 speed. Dude, I'm getting high, high, low speed. He's a really fast improviser QB out of UCF to have 90 excel and 78 speeds kind of counterintuitive. 92 throw power is monster and he's hidden deb too. So that was the right call. At the very least, he's star. All right, so I feel confident that we have a great edge rusher and a great quarterback because they're both at least star. So we can skip past doing another quarterback. What's the next cornerstone to an NFL franchise? We could go Brian Harrell, the power rusher out of Virginia Tech. I don't like his stats nearly as much as Jamie Childress. We could get a stud offensive lineman. This dude, Earl Andrews. Sea pass blocking is kind of mid. Quincy Hawkins got pursuit tackle. Juan Murphy out of Wisconsin. He's a lefty. He's 5'10", 1'77", he's tiny. He's got to be fast if we were going to take him. He's got the ninth, the 40 yard dash. He's not fast enough to be 5'10". So I'm not going to grab him. You know, I actually really like this dude, Annie Moses. He has elite agility and acceleration, which doesn't actually matter, but he placed super well in the combine in almost every single category. He's got B pass block, B run block, and then A to C awareness impact block. Is there anything that's really concerning? I'd say pass block and run block power at C and D is not good. I'm going to take a shot on a tackle here. Hidden dev, come on. Listen, boys, we get hidden dev every single time. We are in business to build this team. But the minute we start getting normal devs, we're going to be in trouble. So those guys will progress damn near as well as a practice squad player. Ooh, we've got, oh my God, we've got like, we have quad, we have back to back to back to back to back picks right here. That's actually really, really good. So we can't, we can't get sniped on anybody. We just take the best players available. I'm going to take Earl Andrews. So we now have two elite tackles. Hopefully hidden dev out of Earl Andrews and 90 strength is a great start, A impact, A to C lead. The rest of that doesn't look too good to be honest with you, but I'm most excited just about the star dev or hidden dev. I assume it's star. Shit, if he wants to pop out as a superstar, I won't complain about it. Juan Murphy is not the guy. I'm not taking him. What about Matthew Gresham, the strong safety out of UCLA? Doesn't seem too fast. Great strength, great acceleration, B hit power. Huh, I don't like him that much. Actually, no, he really does. He has Bs and As in most of these. I'm going to shoot for Matthew Gresham here. I was going to get, I am, every time I see hidden, I'm really excited. So we have so far have only hit hidden devs, but he's 88 speed, 92 Excel, 92 Excel is nice. It's just not very fast for a strong safety. We take Josh boss. He's the second half back in 40 yard dash, but at his pro day, he was the 11th. I wonder if he's actually fast. He's 5, 11, 209 out of Rutgers. He's a receiving back with A to C catching A to C break tackle. Wait a minute. His catching, Travis actually really good. His routes are good. This is an interesting running, but it's like a little Christian McCaffrey. Is that what this is? He's almost got the McCaffrey build. He's just a little too tall. No, this is the McCaffrey build 5, 11, 209. Josh boss. No. That's our first normal dev, but I'm not going to lie. This dude's kind of a dog. 93 speed, 93 Excel is the best intangibles we've gotten so far. He's 22 years old. He could definitely win. Hey, listen, if he wants to go ahead and win offensive Ricky of the year and take that normal up to a star dev, that'd be awesome. But damn, there's our first dev trait with. You guys want to talk about a freak show? Patrick Beckham is a 6, 4 man to man corner. He is huge. I think my concern is his 40 yard dash is not very good. Let's get his speed as good. Acceleration is elite. So we are first DB pickup. We did get the strong safety who was hidden dev. Let's take Patrick Beckham to DB. Holy shit, dude, I'm getting like the strongest acceleration draft class ever. Beckham has 95 Excel and 91 speed is great. Especially when you're 6, 4, hidden dev. Quincy Hawkins is kind of staring at me. I'm not going to lie. A pursuit, a tackle. He'd be another outside linebacker. He has elite. Everybody's got elite acceleration. This is crazy. My whole class, but everything else is just not that good. Coverage are bad. So he's just kind of like a tackle. I'm going to take Quincy Hawkins here. Thank you. Quincy Hawkins, 82 speed, 91 Excel, hidden dev. Let's go. Dude, one of these guys got to be superstar. That's what I'm thinking. Okay, so we have round one pick 16 and we don't pick again until round one pick 21. I almost want to be safe and take Kyle Callaway here. Oh, or do I wait? Do I let Kyle Callaway fall to me on the next pick? We really do need a wide receiver, though, or maybe one of these tight ends. Ben Lehmann is a six foot wide receiver out of Oklahoma State. Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow. I know speed isn't the only thing that matters, but I don't really want to draft like just a piss, a slow ass. What about the tight ends? It's a 6, 3 tight ends, small tight end, but his speed is great. Strength is great. Acceleration is great. I kind of like this. Landry Dunn. Landry Dunn or Alani Gaffney or Mike Petty. Mike Petty's got a lot of A's in there. Alani Gaffney is the fastest tight end out of Michigan. Yo, elite speed, elite jumping. I got to go Alani Gaffney here. Don't be normal Dev. Don't you dare be normal Dev. He's out of the University of Michigan, so I already hate this dude. Boom! 89 speed, 89 Excel, 6-5 vertical threat. Hidden Dev, tight end, Alani Gaffney. Okay, best case scenario this next pick is Kyle Callaway is still available because I really like Kyle Callaway. Oh my God, he's really... Actually, there's three quarterbacks above him that are still available. I just don't get why he's dropping so far. A to B deep, A medium, B short, B on the run, A under pressure. He's damn near already a super good quarterback. I might be reaching while taking him this early, but I want to be protected at the quarterback position. I'm going to draft Kyle Callaway. Dude, I'm telling you man, I don't know what the deal is, although none of these teams really want to draft a quarterback anyway, so 81 Excel, 83 speed, 97. Holy shit, he's got a cannon. 97 throw power, Hidden Dev. So I'm going to let him and Dwight know that, kind of just like hang out. We'll see in the draft free cap who's the higher overall. We're also round one pick 23. So that worked out nicely. We got Callaway and now we can pick up one. We have no guards right now. We have no free safety. Dude, Khalil Thomas out of Mississippi State looks really good. I could move Callil Thomas to guard. Look at this dude. A impact, A lead, B pass, B power, B run block. His pass block finesse is horrible. I don't know how much that matters. I'm going to pick up Callil Thomas and move him to guard. Hopefully he's hidden. Dude, I'm on an absolute roll right now. We have drafted one normal Dev player. It's our half back. Our half back is our only normal Dev right now. I mean, it is the first round. They're kind of supposed to be Hidden Dev, but we still have a lot of picks in this first round too. Low key, I probably could have waited on Kyle Callaway, but that's okay. The free safeties are really falling in this draft. Elite jumping, great speed, great agility out of Oscar Hammond. Alton Elston. Elite agility. What about Danny Jackson? I think Oscar Hammond is the guy. We're going to take free safety Oscar Hammond here. I also like him because he's 6'2", but his skills aren't great. A catching, I don't know. Hopefully he's at least a Hidden Dev. Yeah, because his stats aren't going to be very good, but he is Hidden Dev, so he can progress. 91 speed, 91 jump, 91 agility, 86 acceleration. That is about as average of a free safety as you're going to draft. We've got round one picked 29, 31, and 32. Pick 29. I'm just going to... What position do we need? I still need a wide receiver. Here's JR Sweeting of Clemson. He's a playmaker. He's 22 years old. He's 6'3", with elite acceleration. His speed is only good. Oh, I don't like that. I don't like that his speed is good. He's got a good amount of A's up there though. A to C spec, A medium, deep route, C to F, yikes. I'm going to take a chance on this dude, JR Sweeting. Damn it. He's honestly kind of nice though. Actually, he is nice. 92 speed, 94 excel, and he's 6'3". But he's Normal Dev, so my half bag of my wide receiver are Normal Dev right now. That's not great. I technically have no down linemen. I have no detackles or DNs. I just have edge rushing linebackers, which technically I could move them around. I'm going to take... I'm going to take Blaine Meltzer here. He's 21 years old out of USC. Normal Dev, speed rusher, 85 speed, 87 excel, 85 strength. Damn. He's got nice speed and excel, but I was hoping for hidden Dev. Pick 32 here. There's lots of free safeties. There's this corner, Brian Adkins. I pick up another DB here. Marginal change of direction and marginal speed. I can't take you. I can't take you, Brian. I can't take this detackle. Travis Byram out of Miami. Thank you. We're back. 80 excel, 92 strength is great to start with for a detackle. Hidden Dev. We'll see what he ends up being. And our first pick of the second round is pick two. And at this point, I don't want to say it's a free throw because it's definitely not, but we're really just going to be taking some Hail Marys here. Here's another massive wide receiver. 64, 21 left handed out of Tennessee. Gregory Murphy. Okay. His speed is bad. They give it solid. His jumping is elite. His strength is elite. So he's honestly very similar to the guy we just got. So I don't really, I don't know if I want two gigantic wide receivers. I think I probably should be looking for a speed guy. I'm going to take Darius Morris free safety from Wisconsin. I'm really just looking for Hidden Devs at this point and we're not going to get it there. 91 speed, 86 excel. He'll be usable though. We'll still, we'll still rock with him. Look at Mick Petty. This tight end Mick Petty has insane, has A's everywhere. I'm taking him. They're like, like that is not a positional need at all. We don't need a tight end. But wow, I mean, A's hidden Dev. Honestly, what he could turn into is some trading fodder. We could move one of our tight ends of wide receiver if we really wanted to. I say we just look for a really fast wide receiver. You are not a really fast wide receiver. I guess I got to take Dylan Tigner here just because the value is really high. And that's why he's falling because he's normal Dev. 91 speed, 88 excel, 64 very similar to my other wide receiver. With our next pick though, which is basically a back to back. We're super close up here. I just got to take a fast wide receiver. Tyler Oliver has great speed, elite accelerations. That's probably a bit of a reach, but I'm going to take him. I asked for a fast receiver. I got one 95 speed 95 acceleration. That's our return specialist. Usually don't draft a return specialist, but we'll take him. I'm going to make one more pick. I'm going to let the CPU do the rest because at this point I'm literally just chucking darts at shit. Like I'm not, there's no strategy here. I'm going to take Kailin Wolf out of Oregon State. I wonder how many hidden devs are actually available in these late rounds because he's another normal Dev. Probably just little diamonds in the rough. Oh my God. Does it get any more important than this? The draft recap, we went three and 14. We traded everything in franchise history for picks. And those picks turned into turned into I see so many 70s. Where do we start? Jamie Childress. Our fairy first pick is a monster. 77 overall, Jamie Childress. 84 speed 89 Excel. Oh, he's a beast. Okay, let's go pick my pick Dwight Novak. Dwight Novak is not as good as I thought. He still is hidden Debbie 73 overall. I'm so glad I picked up Kyle Callaway as well. Yeah, 73 overall. I honestly expect him to be a 77 or 78 with how good his stats looked. Manny Moses, the hidden Dev right tackles a 74. Earl Andrews, a 72. So our tackles aren't too strong. Matthew Gresham ended up being an excellent pick. Even though he's a little slow, he starts at a 76 overall. Josh Boss was our normal Dev. Kind of a whiff here. 93 speed 93 Excel is nice, but he's only 72 overall. Patrick Beckham, that DB, who he's a beast. That was a really, really good pick. Patrick Beckham is a 77 overall. Quincy Hawkins was a very good pick as well. 75 overall. Alani Gaffney out of Michigan a 76. I think Callaway is going to be the starter. I knew that cat. Oh, dude, I knew it. I should never have even picked up Novak. I should have trusted my gut and taken some other position because I knew Callaway was a dog. I guess I didn't know Callaway would fall so far though. So I'm really glad that Callaway fell as far as he did. He's a 76 overall and they're both hidden devs. I think Callaway needs to be the starter. Khalil Thomas was a 72. He's who I was going to move to guard. Oscar Hammond, 73. Sweetings a 75 and Blaine Meltzer, 76. Byrooms a 76. These were both huge pickups. Arias Morse is a 75. Mick Petty, that late round tight ends a 74. Dylan Tigner, yeah, he was falling in the draft and I still took them. That was just that was a really bad pick. 67 overall, not much to show for it. Tyler Oliver, nothing great there. Wolf, nothing great. Jalen Harris looks like the the computer picked me a pretty nasty half back. Clifton Northrup, who's actually a higher overall than my first round pit. But he's 87 speed, 91 Excel. So I still kind of like our first round pick better unless he was hidden devs somehow. We got a guard and a center. That's huge. They did pick us up a garden center. We obviously needed both and then Paul Holcomb. Let's take a look around the entire NFL though at all of the picks. The very first pick Eric Irons QB was actually trash. This is who the Seahawks took and he's trash. That's amazing. Barkley, no good. I didn't get him then Novak. Joey Bernal missed on him. That's okay. Alex Holmes, Alex Holmes would have been a slightly better tackle pick, but I didn't have him as an option. So far it doesn't look like I really whiffed on anything. There's none of these guys are guys that I'm thinking I really wanted. Cecil Humphrey's left end out of Oklahoma has 85 speed. He actually looks pretty nice. Juan Murphy wide receiver. I'm glad I passed on him 91 speed. He doesn't look special at all 72 overall. Ben Lehman wide receiver. Nothing special there either 90 speed. He's a 75 overall. He's nice. Julius Davis, George Barton halfback that went to the giant 70 comes out as a 77 overall. That would have been a better pick for me for sure. There wasn't any like crazy ridiculous high overall players in the first round that I missed on. In fact, the highest overall player in the entire draft was Jamal Rayford, a third round tight end that landed with the Jaguars. He's got 88 speed. That's very nice pick. The next highest was Jamie Childress. We got him after that is back up and we got him too. So we got two of the highest overall players in the draft. William Thorne went to the Cardinals, Barton went to the Giants and there's Dalton Haynes, Charles Scott. Gresham went to us. Keenan Charles goes to the Seahawks. Bynum went to us. Blaine Meltzer went to us. Alani Gaffney went to us. Kyle Callaway went to us. We killed it. This is a spectacular draft. I'm serious. How about the fastest player in the draft? Fastest player was Kirk Hoffman, a white, white receiver out of Washington State in the fifth round. Who's this? Ooh, that's a nasty pickup. Steelers got a dog in the fifth round, 72 overall. Then it was Tyler Oliver. It's actually the second fastest. I did get him, but he's only 68 overall. The Sean Young halfback is 93 speed. You know what? We actually got the fastest halfback in the draft. Josh Boss was the fastest halfback in the draft. I can't be too mad about it. Although this Hoffman dude has 99 acceleration, 98 agility. That is like a Hall of Fame speedster. That was actually, dude. That was an immaculate draft. I know I'm technically the bears and wearing a lines jersey. It looks a little stupid, but wow, what a draft. I'm actually super, super, super impressed with how that draft went. Dude, this actually looks so funny. It's so funny how many people have similar face skins too. Our quarterback and halfback are just the same damn guy. Wait a minute though. Oh my God, Josh Boss, my first round halfback is normal Dev, but the guy that the CPU picked in like the sixth round Northrop is star. I mean, at least star. I hate to say star. Clifton could be a superstar. It's just probably isn't this fucking guy has 99 break tackle. Oh my God, we have to start him. He's slow. He's slow, but we have to start him. I am so sorry to my boy boss, man. I actually am fucking insanely enough. Every single one of my tight ends is hidden Dev, but none of my wide receivers are three pieces of my O line. Or hidden Dev. My center and left guard are normal and then defensively by room hidden Dev Melchers normal. Yeah, Quincy Hawkins. Our backers are nice. Our backers are nice. Then at DBs, we got Beckham and Holcomb. We got Cam Dansler, Gresham, Oscar Hammond. Got to start him. If he's hidden Dev, we got to start him over Morse. Somehow Josh Childress is starting twice. That's obviously not supposed to be the case or Jamie Childress. Before I get in here and change a bunch of things that I don't even know if they'll be important to change or not. I'm just going to SIM to midseason. I'm hoping that this will unlock most of the Dev traits of all these rookies. I'll get to see who's star, who's superstar and potentially if we somehow hit the Hail Mary, we could have a superstar X factor in there. It's possible. I've done it one time ever with Randy Stevenson in my first ever rebuild with Houston, Texas. But that was it. That's the only time I ever did it. I also don't understand. I thought I relocated to Tokyo. Like how am I not in Tokyo? Confirm Tokyo. Oh, shit. Oh, wait. Here we go. Holy shit. Okay. It's working this time. I'm going to be the Tokyo dragons. I'm dragging these nuts across your face, bitch. Whoa. Tokyo, Japan. The dragon's done. Although I don't get it. Why is my logo not changed? I shouldn't I be. Oh, I am the dragons. It actually worked that time. Let's go. Me. How. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Wait a minute. Not even everybody's unlocked. That's two superstars. Okay. So holy shit. Moses the right tackle with superstar. Claude Thomas was star. Somehow Andrews got demoted in the depth chart, which that doesn't make any sense to me. He never should have got demoted. Kindly get tired. Andrews is still to be determined. Both of those tight ends we got for star dev. Dude, I wonder if it's worth it to take a guy like Gaffney, who is a 6'5", really fast tight end. Do we take Gaffney and make him a wide receiver? 90 acceleration is route running is not very good, but his run blocking isn't even. I'm going to make Elani Gaffney a wide receiver. It's basically how the chiefs use Travis Kelsey, right? And then Mike Petty can just be our starting tight end because we need like, we need a star dev guy as a wide receiver. And it's really not out of the question. He's only 6'5". There are tons of NFA wide receivers who are 6'5". All right. Moving him to the top, the wide receiver depth chart. We really drafted shitty wide receivers though. Like none of these guys are good. Northrop still hasn't unlocked his depth trait. How many reps are you away? He's closed 365 break tackles. Take it a little bit ahead due to morale. What did I say, bro? This guy was my prodigy. Kyle Callaway is superstar. He's also fat as shit. Why are you so fat? You don't look like you should be that fat, but he just is. We are going to give him tight out. It's actually perfect. It'll work well with Mike Petty. Says we don't have a backup tight end right now. Oh, shit. We don't have a backup tight end right now. Defensively any soup. Oh, I thought, oh, shoot. I thought that was two superstars. This was our very first pick. So if anybody was going to be superstar, it should have been him. Jamie Childress superstar left outside linebacker. He's got the same scan as Alani Gaffney. He actually almost has the same build, 365. He's coming together. Jamie Childress coming together nicely. Superstar linebacker. His team is ugly. His team is ugly as shit. Beckham is star. Holcomb is star. Gresham is star. And Oscar Hammond. We haven't figured that out yet because I do have auto-reordered depth chart on, but that was on purpose. I need some depth chart reordering help. We're two and five. That's not exactly the best, but it's more wins than we had at this point last season. Let's sim up to the playoffs. You know, it'll be nice. So we don't have like a massive plethora of picks for this upcoming draft. We really just have one, but we got to get a wide receiver. We got to get a stud wide receiver or we can sign one of free agency. Obviously our team costs like $0 because they're all rookies. We have 65 million in cap here. Dude, look at that. Dude. Oh my God. The team of literally all college players ends the NSC North in the middle of the pack. We actually did better than the Lions. We're eight and nine. Not bad at all. Let's see how everybody finished any more superstars. The computer is God. The computer is God. That or like Clifton Northrop technically could have won like offense rookie the year. And maybe that's how we got this debt trade upgrade, but I'm 99% sure that you can't get those debt trade upgrades until the end of the season. Like actually it's over. And right now we're at the start of the playoffs. So I'm pretty sure this dude was just superstar. He's an 80 overall. He's got 80. Dude, he's already got a speed boost. I'm so geeked about that man. Andrews keeps getting booted out of the lineup. This makes no sense. He's literally better than all of these guys. Oh, is he technically a left tackle? Oh, here we go. He's a tackle. Let's switch him to Garth. That's my fault. I had him in the wrong position. Now he'll automatically start. Yeah, that makes sense. We actually haven't gotten to find out Dwight Novak technically could be a superstar, but we just haven't seen yet because he hasn't gotten the reps. But, um, dude, shit. If Dwight Novak is a superstar, we could trade him and get some serious stuff out of it. So that could be nice. Our wide receivers are honestly very pitiful right now. And on defense, everybody is unlocked. So the only superstar on defense was our boy, Jamie Childress, but a lot of star devs. And what I really like to see right now is the overalls. All these overalls are like very middle of the pack, very solid. And this is only their first year playing football. So, oh my God. Dude, I switched. I switched our sim playbook to Dallas Cowboys and no wonder Dak always wins MVP. Kyle Calloway. Kyle Calloway best with a third most yards. Granted. Granted. He's not even close to the completion percentages or touchdown interception ratios of the big boys. But damn, that's gotta be offensive. Ricky, the year you eclipse 4,000 yards your rookie year. Rushing. I don't think we're going to be anywhere to be found on this. At least not halfway decent. There's Clifton Northrop almost hit 1,000 yards in his rookie season. He got 10 touchdowns, got into the double digits. Nice work. Our best wide receiver was J.R. Sweeting, who had 1,400 receiving yards and 11 touchdowns. You would think this would have been like a really big season for him, but I mean, he progressed up to an 80 overall, but he's still normal dev. Actually, I'm talking shit about J.R. Sweeting. He's actually nice. 92 speed, 95 Excel. He got some serious, serious upgrades this season. What did he start at? A 75, 74? So he went up six overalls. That's good to see. And there's Tyler Oliver, that speed demon we got. He hit 940 in four touchdowns. Gaffney had 808 touchdowns. Not bad. Mick Petty, 765 and two. And defensively, our best guy was Jalen Harris. I guess it's because he's our middle linebacker? That's concerning how many tackles he got. I probably want those going to somebody else. Gresham had the next most. Then Beckham, all sacks. Everybody have sacks? Travis Byram has four and a half. Meltzer had two and a half, two for Childress. Childress is not getting used how I want him to. What if I moved Childress to right end where Blaine Meltzer is? I think I have to do that. He did not have the season he should have had. I'll give him some time. I'm not going to jump the gun quite yet. Peeking back into this lineup here. It looked like Meltzer was getting sacks and Clellan Farrell was, but these guys like, I got to get Jamie Childress out of this spot. I got to make him a left end. He needs to be going after the quarterback. I'll put him down there with Blaine Meltzer. So Childress is now starting left end and Meltzer is starting right end. I really don't even care. I'll put Wolf at my left outside linebacker. This dude Harris was getting all those tackles. That's crazy. Hawkins is also an edge rusher. I mean, he's a beast. I'm going to make Quincy Hawkins my middle linebacker. This sounds weird. I think I need to do it though. I can't have all those experience, all those tackles going to somebody who's not going to progress. So now Hawkins is where he's supposed to be in this dude Harris. I guess I'll make you my right outside linebacker. Well, we didn't make the playoffs, but we had a really good season. I'm going to sim this up to the off season. That way we can see who won the awards. I'm assuming Kyle Calloway got offensive rookie of the year. I'd be so shocked if he did it. Here's the 2024 season recap. Oh my God. Wait, that's almost better. That's almost better. Offensive rookie of the year is not Kyle Calloway. It's JR Sweeting, the wide receiver who I was saying the one thing that would make him better is if he was Stardep. Since he won offensive rookie of the year, I'm almost 100% sure he gets Stardep. Like he just gets it for that. I was wrong. I was wrong in the best way possible. Sweeting doesn't get Starr. He went up to a superstar. I'm going to give him this playmaker upgrade. Let's do this. Yo, JR Sweeting. Break tackle, catch and traffic, juke, medium, short and spec catch. Sweeting for the Dragons has abilities. All right. We're going to give him matchup nightmare and reach for it. Why not get a little extra yards? He already went for a 1400 yard season. So Dwight Novak. What do you know? Dwight Novak is Stardep. Turns out Calloway was 100% the call. I'm so glad we made it. We could get tight out here and yeah. I guess I'll go quick draw. It doesn't matter. I don't have an X factor yet. That's huge. It looked like we did not get. We did not get defensive rookie of the year though. So that's kind of bummer. I mean, we have so many rookies and we don't get defensive rookie of the year. So that's a bummer. Holcomb, our CB3 actually regresses in DevTrate. Sodas Cam Danzler and Sodas Hawkins. That is a lot of DevTrate regression. A lot more than we would prefer. So that's not good there. But the good thing is our linebackers look a little depleted. I have a lot of money to sign in free agency. So we can still do that. $185 million available in salary cap. We could get any free agent in the world. I was hoping there would just be some like absolute astronomical free agent available. Um, I mean, we like literally we can sign any of these guys. Here's the thing right now. We still have a normal dev guard. How many more years is Wyatt Teller going to play? Will he give us some good years? Dude in a Wushu Karamoa. Karamoa wants a fucking bag. He wants an absolute bag. But he's an 88 overall 25 year old superstar linebacker, which is exactly kind of what I'm looking for right now. Let me start with Wyatt Teller. He has almost no interest in moving to Tokyo. But what does he know? He doesn't know shit about all the great things that Tokyo has to offer. Gonna make him an aggressive offer here. It's got a high offer strength. Hopefully that goes through. And then same thing, a Wushu Karamoa. Weirdly enough, this guy doesn't want to move to Tokyo. What a fucking weirdo. Uh, but we're going to give him a seven year very player friendly gigantic deal. And we'll see if he decides to sign here. That is a lot of money to pay, but we are currently paying just about negative dollars to all of our rookies. So it ain't bad. I'm about to just sign the best two guards in football and let our guys progress like absolute crazy. I'm going to try and grab Antonio. I'm not going to give him a gigantic long deal like everybody else. Let's just give him a two year deal. Let's sweeten it with some bonus. We got that fucking Japanese money. I'm paying this guy in yen. He doesn't know what the fuck is going on, but he knows he wants to go to Tokyo. He's trying to bang some Asian bitches. Let's go. But Tony, oh, take me home. If we get all three of those guys, this is my perfect free agency. There's nothing else I would want to do. Let's head to the draft. You know, I want to give a lot of credit to early Andrews. This man has played every single position on the offensive line now. He went from tackle to guard to center. Damn. Look at that. Oh, line. We signed, but Tony on white teller, they both are headed to Tokyo. Moses, the draft pick superstar, a little Thomas star and Andrews down the middle. We got Mick Petty at tight end and some absolute bums behind him. Gaffney has regressed. Why do so many players just randomly regress their deb-tree? I don't know if it's like the desire deb-trate thing or what, but it is kind of frustrating because he totally should not be that. But the good news is suiting his superstar. That's amazing. Northrop is superstar too. Callaway is superstar. And honestly, we got to trade Dwight Novak. I mean, what are we getting out of Dwight Novak right now? Pretty much nothing. Then on defense, we do pick up Jeremiah Wushu Karamola, which is amazing. He should get a lot of reps. Then we got Hawking's Harris and this defense looking awesome. Now, I like that we move children down to the D line. The young stud Dwight Novak headed to trade. He's saying, who want me? Okay. The Broncos are already under cap room, so I can't even trade with them. So that's stupid, but they did have interest. Who's interested in my boy? Oh, lions are green interested. Lions, you want to? Lions, I know you've got a nice draft pick. No way. Can we turn Dwight Novak into a round one pick five? Actually, I got a high ball of the shit out of him. Can we turn Dwight Novak into all of their 2025 picks? Obviously not. Okay. Let's take out five, four. How close are we? No. Three. One and two. No. Just your first round pick. Dude, the Lions are actually going to part ways with this first round pick. Like, they're close already. It's round one pick five. We're turning our round one pick four pick into a round one pick five, which isn't actually that impressive. But the fact that Callaway is so much better actually makes it awesome. So let's, let's sweeten this deal. We'll give him my round six and seven in 25. Okay. They told me to get fucked. I'll give you, we have two first round picks in the 2025 draft already. We've got 11 and 14. I'll offer my second round pick action. High ball of it. Fuck. I probably didn't even need to give that up. But the good news is we now have three first round picks in this draft. We have pick five, pick 11 and pick 14. Let's go baby. All right. Our first pick is a high one and we actually have the draft this time. That's awesome. I, I missed that. I missed that. Uh, I missed those graphics in our first draft. Okay. Not taking a quarterback or a tackle. We don't need any of those positions. We technically could use an outside linebacker. So we signed Jeremiah Wusukaramoa, but the rest of my backers are dog shit. We have no true middle linebacker. So I'm looking to pick up one of these guys. Either Kai Hardwick, Nathan Gerrard or Braxton Fulton. I think Kai Hardwick is going to be our guy. He'll probably move the middle linebacker. He's got elite acceleration, great jumping. He's just got to be hidden dev. Oh, what a bummer. Total whiff. I don't want to say it's a total whiff. If he's a high overall, he'll be nice, but 83 speed 90 Excel. And our very first pick of this draft is a normal dev player. Although once again, is this because of the desired devs? Like the desired amount of dev traits? I don't know. Our next pick is round one pick 11. Braxton Fulton is still available. If I wanted to double up on backer, but no, I just got to take my L. The best wide receiver available is Kendrick Richards, 5'9 out of Clemson. Elite acceleration, good speed, elite change direction. I think defense could use a little more work. I might want to take a detackle or a safety. My strong safety is kind of shit. No, I need a DB man. My DBs are not it. Right now I only have one good DB and that's Patrick Beckham. This is Grant Kan out of Virginia Tech. Huh. I don't like his physicals, but a scouting report has a catching A to C man B zone. He's where he needs to be skills wise. Going Grant Kan here. Dude, this draft is a boss. Two normal devs. I absolutely have to get a hidden dev on this next draft. Damn man. And a dude, I don't have another pick until round six. My last pick here is going to be Jose Pitts, free safety out of Ohio State. Please one hidden dev. Dude, there's no way. There's no way I hit hidden dev on like 11 to 12. And then I just, I just full blown with this entire draft. I feel like, I don't know man. Man, maybe I'm just, maybe I'm just dog water. Maybe I just whiffed the hell out of this draft. I think it has something to do with the fact that the game has a desired amount of stars, superstars, superstars, expectors in the franchise. And since there were so many added for my last draft class, that I don't think it's letting me get them. Let's take a look at our draft recap. But I don't think it can be very good. Actually, you know what? Very solid overalls for those first three picks. Kai Hardwick was a horrible first round pick. Dude, I traded away Novak just to get Kai Hardwick. Normal dev 73 overall. That was bad. That was bad. Grant Kan's actually pretty nasty. I'm not going to lie. He's a 75 overall corner already. So he's good and Pitts is a 74. An amazing free agency makes up for a very poor draft. That's at least the hope I have going in to preseason week one here. Who frustrated after that? Very weak draft for us. No doubt, but I'll be honest. I don't think it's going to matter. We're going to progress so well this season. Sweetings already doing amazing as is. Callaway is superstar. We beefed up the O line like crazy with Patonio and Wyatt Teller and then defensively adding a Wusukaramoa. And listen, we were talking shit about Kai Hardwick, but Kai Hardwick's a starter now. He's in there. He's going to be playing all hope is not lost in Tokyo. Look at this season 11 and 6. He take on the Cowboys and the wildcard playoffs. This is played in Tokyo. As you can see, I am the home team looks like we got some upgrade players at the end of the season. Jason Taylor and James Matthew two guys. I don't even remember adding to this team. Okay, let's see how the lineups looking at the end of technically the third season, but their second season. Hey, J.R. Sweeting has upgraded a lot. So is Callaway, but it doesn't look like there's any dev trade upgrades. Not that I can see any way. No, nothing, but Childress had a lot of fun. I can tell Karamoa is looking good. Meltzer's playing very solid and Byron that detackle is up to an 86 overall. Beckham's an 86. Kyle Callaway actually passes for less yards this season, but a much better completion and touchdown interception ratio. It kind of makes sense if you're actually winning games, you don't pass that much. I'd imagine Northrop actually went over a thousand yards and he does. By a lot, 1,306 and 10 touchdowns. Josh Boss, our first-round pick, still got five touchdowns. So at least we're using him. Sweeting an awesome season and Gaffney in a thousand yards season as well. Definitely want to use Gaffney. He's really good. McPettie had 11 touchdowns, 10 for Gaffney, 12 for Sweeting. Really distributed the ball defensively. Karamoa getting the tackles. That's what I want. And he had five and a half sacks. Is that the most sacks on our team? Most sacks on our team. Jamie Childress. Yes, the transition of Jamie Childress down to left end was amazing. Five and a half sacks for Karamoa. Five and a half for Meltzer. Five for Byron. Nice. That's amazing for the Dragons. Interestingly enough, though, around the league. Take a look at this, though. Third in passing is the Saints. Rookie, Blake McIntyre out of Maryland. Then Eric Irons. Oh my God, Eric Irons. You guys remember Eric Irons? He was drafted before Dwight Novak. And honestly, I kind of thought he was a boss, but he's playing his heart out. Is he up to superstar? He's still normal Dev playing like that. Oh my God. And look who we find Dwight Novak. I did want to check him with Dwight Novak. See how he was doing. Still star Dev had a decent season with the Detroit Lions. Let's see how this wild card playoff goes. The Tokyo Dragons. Interesting to note, we have zero superstar X Factor players. I mean, it kind of makes sense we just drafted these guys, but you'd think a playoff team would have at least one X Factor. We're going to skip all these moments. Got to let the boys play it out. We start with the field goal. Cowboys scored in return. We score right back. We say, oh my God, are we actually going to fucking, are we going to win this game 14 to 17? Oh, it's actually really close 17 to 17. Holy shit. We score to get. No, there's no way we win this. It's 20 to 24. I need to watch wild card playoff against the Dallas Cowboys. You can see Karamoa, Jamie Childress. You can see Byrom on that D line. Childress trying to get to him. And there's Beckham, I think with that breakup. Was that Beckham? Dude, we got some dogs on that D line. Some straight up dogs. Second and then Dallas has got two timeouts. Kind of wish he had caught that. I want this clock to tick. Here we go. Third and 10. Childress trying to get home. He hugs the spotted down. It's fourth and 10. They got to go for it. This is the game on the line. I can't believe there's no way to start Super Season, but we are looking really good right now. Rifles outside broken up. Let's go. And I think I think this game is just over fourth and six. Oh my God, wait a minute. We missed that field goal and the Cowboys scored. Shit. Oh my God, wait a minute. Our playoff run could end right now. Callaway, it's time to step up, buddy. 37 seconds. The good news, we have all three timeouts. We just got to get in field goal range and actually make this one. Dude, Callaway looks like he looks so stupid. All fat like that for no reason. Absolutely whiffs it. Wait a minute. Don't whiff this one, buddy. Second and 10. Hux, great. Oh my God, that was to our Super Star wide receiver. That was, um, that was sweetie. Sweetie. I forget his name. Another rifle. That one's snag. Hell of a play. Do you have acrobat on? Cause that was a monster catch. That old line is holding up great against Micah Parsons right now, which is huge play action. Cleanest pocket you're ever going to fucking see. Heaves it. Got him. Got his man. That's field goal range. Oh, are we? I think we're just going to run the ball. Get it where our kicker wants it. I assume that's what we're doing. Yeah, we are. Hand that off to Corthrup. Second and 10 and we're kicking this field goal. Brett Maher, 49 yard field goal. Oh, come on. He already shanked one. Ice. Ice. It's the last name. Brett Maher pins it 27 to 27. Deck with the Hail Mary heave. We're going into overtime. Let's go. Let's go. All right. Let's, let's see the key moments here. Cowboys start with the ball. Oh, no. No, I didn't get to see it. Shoot. It goes too fast sometimes, but I think we're just running overtime. We did 33 and 27. That's the wild card. What a force of tea. I apologize. You guys, it went too fast. Callaway 33 for 42 381. Three touchdowns. Northrop 2.9 yards for Gary is not good, but Sweeting had 118 and Gaffney had 85. Petty had 68. The game winner was a pass to Elani Gaffney. Let's go. Jamie Childress gets an upgrade here. He's going to go up to an 89 overall. That guy's a freak. Guy is a freak. And in the divisional, we're taking on the San Francisco 49ers. Niners start on the board 7-0. Are we going to respond with a score? I think we got, oh, no, we did 7-7. They kick a field goal. We're back on offense. No. Damn, didn't score again. Niners are back up this one. This might be the end of the Cinderella story here. 24-7. The Niners are kicking the shit out of us. We scored again. I think they're going to score. Damn. Niners are wolfing our ass. I can't even watch this one. 22-30. Oh my God, we have the ball. It's 22-30. 37 seconds left. It's not over. We have no timeouts. We got to be passing. Nick Bosa. Nick, what a throw from Callaway. But that clock's ticking. We got to go, boys. We got to go. We're in no huddle. We're in no huddle. We had to get in the end zone and we have to go for 2. Go Callaway. Stop dumping it off, buddy. We need an opportunity. That's it, man. Who cares if you throw a pick? 37. Here we go. Callaway. Stepping back in the pocket. Shacks down on a get. It's just, you know, he's a young guy. He's never been in this situation before. He doesn't know what to do. But damn, I'm not happy with him right now. Laser over the middle and that's going to be the ball game. I don't think we get one more playoff here. Maybe we do three, two, final play or playoff run. There were five Niners on that. And honestly, it couldn't have even been a touchdown anyway. Some questionable play calling there. It's a weird glitch. You have to quit out, but it saves it. You'll see. I lost that game 30 to 22. And it'll, it'll save all the snap or, or it'll dashboard you in franchise, but I think it still saves it. Yep. L 30 to 22. Honestly, I didn't even expect to make the playoff. So I'm happy that we were able to do anything. Chiefs win the Super Bowl Big Shocker, but the MVP is Neil Leonard. Offensive Ricky the year is Blake McIntyre. Defensive is Mike Smith. And at the start of free agency, we have $127 million in cap space. So why don't we just go in a Super Bowl, boys? How about that, huh? Damn, not a lot of high overall players. The best player is Ronnie Stanley, who I don't even need him at all. That's kind of a bummer. Evan Angrum is a superstar X factor, but I don't need him. Hey, as much as I would love to pick these guys up, none of these guys I need, I guess I could take Jermaine Pratt because he's an 82 overall. Yeah, I'm going to pick up Jermaine Pratt on, I'll just give him a two year deal. I'll make it nice and expensive. So he signs and should be a good backer for us, but none of these players we need at all. We just got all this money. We're just sitting on it. I feel like Marcus Jones would be a pretty nice signing to sweeten this deal for him a little bit. I'm sure he'll sign. I just be throwing numbers. We're, we're so breaded up. We just throw numbers at people. I'm also going to try and get a money hooker. My safeties are a little sparse. They're all right. They're developing nicely, but they're all right. We can use a little bit of help. Loki, I'm going to get Jake Elliott too because Brett Maher missed a massive kick against the Cowboys. So let's make our kicker a little bit better. We're just playing with monopoly money out here. Got a really deep first drum pick in this draft. So I'm not too crazy about scouting this year. We really have this round of pick. They're around four pick. I'm picking up the six three zone corner out of Washington. I want to give Beckham some help over there. I don't know though. I'm just like, oh, I was literally just about to say I was really worried that I couldn't get any more hidden devs, but with our round one pick 27, that's a deep pick. We get an incredible corner. 93 speed, 91 Excel change the direction agility jumping are all great. He's six foot three. He's hidden depth. That was a very nice pick for the strap. That's pretty much the only guy I really could get. So we'll take it. The 2026 rookies Juan waters. That was an amazing pick. Uh, CPU got us a quarterback on a Jackson state. Got us John Woodward detackle and Spencer Holliman. Nothing special there, but this is a dog 75 overall nine degree speed. I'm happy with Juan waters though. Heading into 2026. Mick Petty Callaway. What? Oh my God. Callaway is the next factor. Oh, this guy is such a beast. He's such a beast. Callaway. I'm going to give him a scape artist. I don't really even know what that'll do in a sim, but whatever. Give him fearless protected gunslinger inside dead. I'm just giving him just the craziest shit. Oh, he's a beast. Look at Kyle Callaway. The chubby six foot six. Texas tech quarterback 98 throw power 94 deep 93 men. His short accuracy is still really bad. Weirdly. I don't know how he has not upgraded that yet. Northrop superstar. Sweeting is obviously superstar. Mick Petty. Mick Petty out of nowhere goes up to a superstar. He's got deep out elite arm bar. Let's give him a bruiser and a route apprentice. Why not? Defensively anything crazy? No, but Woodward. Interestingly enough, Woodward is a hidden dev. Amani Hooker does sign with us and so does Jermaine Pratt. So happy to have both of those guys. Kai Hardwick is progressing nicely. Seems like a waste to get Amani Hooker though with Gresham being as good as he is. Marcus Jones does sign with us. So the Marcus Jones signing was probably our best free agent signing because you've got Beckham, Marcus Jones, then Cam Danzler. But where's the boy Juan Waters? Juan Waters looks like he doesn't even make the depth chart. We have too many good players. We need to trade. We need to trade. So Darius Morse, the superstar free safety who's very young is actually not playing right now because our current starting free safety is Oscar Hammond. Additionally, Juan Waters is not playing because we have so many studs in there. I did just draft him, but what would we really pick up here? What if I gave up Morris Waters in my 2027 second round pick? Do you think we could get an elite wide receiver? Let's remove him. Let's actually put in. Now this is looking real weird, but show me my DBs. So the Dolphins are slightly interested in Marcus Jones and my round too big. Darius Morse, they're not interested in. I'm trying to find somebody who's interested in Darius Morse. Don't look like anybody needs a free safe. How Morse is such a dog. Somebody wants him. It's a superstar free safety. I'm wondering if we could get like, oh Jesus, look at the cap room on these teams. A negative, but a billion. You think we can get Chris Olave off the Saints? I want another wide receiver because Sweeting is our only ability wide receiver right now. And we're literally not even using any of these guys. We did just sign Marcus Jones. I know that, but Juan Waters can 100% replace him because Waters is going to be star and he can definitely progress. I wonder if they'd take them. I'm just going to do these two straight up. What does this do for me? They want significantly more. They really don't want to move Olave. First to second Marcus. What about Marcus Jones in a first round pick? Oh, they're actually so close. I'm going to give him my second round or two. I did it again. I high balled the trade. I don't care. I'm going to win a Super Bowl this year. I actually don't give a shit. Marcus Jones and picked up in free agency and immediately trade him. That's one hell of a GM move. But we just added 94 overall superstar Chris Olave to this team, which is exactly what I want for my boy. I actually keep my superstar Darius Morse. So let's move Waters up in the depth chart to DB2. And I could even move Darius Morse. Darius Morse is good, man. I'm just going to leave Darius Morse where he is. No teams want the free safety. So I guess I'll just hang out to it. Eventually, I guess I could take him over to strong safety, but Imani Hooker I think is our best bet over there for now. Shit's looking good, boys. Shit's looking really good. I think it's our Super Bowl year. Especially with the addition of Olave, Callaway has so many options. Holy shit. We have a 95 offense, a 92 overall and an 89 defense, which is weirdly the exact same as our matchup, the Lions, but I went 15 and two. That is the best record I've ever had in a sim. Callaway is up to a 98 overall. Okay, let's take a look at this lineup before we go into this wildcard playoff game. Callaway is damn near 99. Northrop's down here 99. Olave is a 99. So Olave seems like he was a very nice pickup. O-line is still beautiful. Wyatt Teller and Batonior is still happy to be here. McPettie's having one hell of a season. And then defensively, Woodward is a star dev. I'm happy to have him. Juan Waters, 85. Glad that we traded Marcus Jones. That was a good call. And Hammond and Imani Hooker. Shit, man. We even got Jake Elliott at kicker. Y'all, we even got a good kicker. And hey, man, remember when we drafted our boy Oliver? We said he was the return specialist. Well, he's still in there doing his thing. 95 speed, 97 Excel. Not to mention I have like 100 bazillion dollars in cap space. Like I literally could sign the whole NFL right now if I wanted to. Stats around the league. Kyle Callaway, 4,600 passing yards and an absolutely absurd, massive difference. Touchdown interception, 45 to four. He is fourth in the NFL in passing yards. Rushing, Northrop and another thousand plus season, but this time with 16 touchdowns. Olave gets 14, 70 and 11. Petty, 961 and eight. Gaffney, 912 and eight. And Sweeting. Sweeting is a little upset about the acquisition of Olave. He definitely took a step down, but still 10 touchdowns. And I think he's probably just happy that the Tokyo Dragons are 15 and two. Defensively Pratt gets 131 tackles. Very nice free agent signing. Byron with 10 sacks. Meltzer with six and Childress with five. Wildcard playoff. It's actually crazy though that the Lions are also at 92 overall. And in the wildcard, we beat the Lions. Callaway goes to 306 yards and a touchdown. Nowak is 162 and a touchdown. It really wasn't a close game, so I'm speeding through this. Our next matchup is the San Fran 49ers. They're at 94 overall. The divisional playoff. Dude, this Niner team looks damn good. Iuk's an X factor. Bosa's an X factor. Fred Warner's an X factor. The divisional round out trots Callaway and is... But who is that? Who is that quarterback? It's not Brock Purdy, is it? It's definitely not Brock Purdy. Niners do not score on the opening drive. We hit a field goal 3-0 and make that 10-0. Niners score 7-10. It's our ball once again. We don't score once again. There's a lot going on here, but there's not a lot of scoring. They go for on fourth. They don't get it. This is a defensive game. Ooh, we're back on the board with another field goal. It's 7-13. San Fran's got the ball. Oh, that is Brock Purdy. Oh, and he throws a mallard. Wait a minute. This game's not over though. 7-13 right now. Damn, Kittle was open. We've got a drive here to end the game. We're in the red zone and we take a field goal. That's a nine point lead though. Oh my God. San Fran offense couldn't do a thing against us. Brock Purdy really struggled. 18 for 28, a touchdown. Actually, I take it back. Kyle Callaway did not have a great game either. There was just all defense there. Northrop had a solid game. McCaffrey had a solid game, but he fumbled. It's got to be a big part of it. Ayuk was 8 for 142. One touchdown for each of us, but we had three field goals. Shout out Jake Elliott. Yo, and the NFC championship is 2-15 in two teams. Ficking on the Dallas Cowboys. God, you see the Cowboys so much in these sims. Dak Micah CD opening drive. The Cowboys score. We score ourselves. Damn, we got a safety. A touchdown and a safety. Cowboys get another field goal. It's 16-6 right now. Oh my God, we crushed. Oh wait, never mind. They're going for an onside kick. Looks like we got it. 23-13. Looks like we're going to score again. 30-13. 30-20. They're going for another onside kick. Hey, they kept scoring, but we were just always 10 points ahead. This Tokyo Dragons team is absolutely nasty. I've never actually had a team kind of just walk through the playoffs like this. 30-20. I usually like step into watch 19 for 24 and two touchdowns. Northrop had two touchdowns and Gaffney. Gaffney was our guy 7 for 87. Here it is, boys. Let's take a look at the yearly awards. Oh, Callaway is second in MVP voting. Dak wins it, but we got the last laugh because we just beat the Cowboys. Coach of the year, Mike McCarthy. Defense of rookie of the year. That's my guy. Juan Waters is the defense of rookie of the year, at least in the NFC. Best QB is Dak. Running back is Bijan. Wide receiver is CD-Lam. O-Line, Aaron Banks. B-Line, Micah, Brian Burns. Damn, I was going to get something in there. But Juan Waters, dude. Round one pick 27 is my boy. And their sumo here is against the 10-7 Buffalo Bill. What would happen if a team had absolutely no players? Well, they would develop into one of the most disgusting teams Tokyo has ever seen. Superstar X-Factor, Kyle Callaway. Superstar X-Factor, Mick Penny. What? When did this happen? This dude's only 23. Holy shit. Olave, Northrop, Sweeting. And on defense, of course, Hammon, Morse, Karamoa, Childress, Byram, Beckham, Waters. Come on. It's the Super Bowl, baby. 92 of all dragons take on the Bills. Starting this game out with a touchdown. But damn, I think the Bills are going to do the same. 7-7. We're marching into the red zone and we punch it in. And we turn them over and we're still in the red zone. 21-7. But they score right back. 14-21. Holy shit, this is so close. Whoa, whoa, whoa, cancel the sim. It's 17-21. The two-minute warning just went by and the Bills are looking like they might punch this in. Oh, we stopped him. Oh, my God. We stopped him with his kneecap. James Cook is an inch short. Oh, they're passing. Jamie Childress, boom. Jamie Childress gets home. Why are they passing? Oh, my God, Seahawks fans. Just no one learned their lesson. Now they're in a big pass set. Josh Allen, what do you got? Josh Allen drops back, throws. He does catch. But it's fourth and goal from the 7. They have to go for it. They have no choice. This is the Super Bowl on the line. I cannot believe they just passed that ball. That was Dustin Knox who caught that. James Cook's in the backfield. Stefan Diggs is out there with a linebacker on him. Play action. Josh Allen unloads. One, one waters. I think that's one waters. Oh, it's not. It's, it's Hammond. It's Oscar Hammond our free safety. The star free safety, Oscar Hammond ends the Super Bowl. That's why you run it on the one. Well, I shouldn't say that. This game isn't over. The Bills have all their timeouts. This game is not over. Cole Thrup, who's going to get this handoff right here. Take it for four and that's an immediate timeout from the Bills. We expected that. Yes, that stretch. Oh, my God, it's free. Nevermind. Got absolutely bottled. Wait a minute, boys. This game ain't over. That was some weak running though. I got to say we're more of a passing team. As you can see here, this game is not over. Oh, Oscar Hammond is going to be so pissed. It was an okay punt, but it was really solid coverage. So they can't take it out. All they can do is flag it down. They have no timeouts, but the Bills do take over right here. 45 seconds left. Oh, big pass rush. Children's and I think that's Meltzer second and 24. Oh my God. And it's no huddle. Wait a minute. That might be ball game. That was such a big play. What are we running? What are we running? Stefan Diggs pulls another Minneapolis miracle. And I think the Red Dragons are, I think we're going to be ringless. They have no timeouts left. This game's almost over. Oh my God. We have three timeouts in a field goal. We'll take us to overtime. So it's still not over. We are going to choose to take that out. I don't like the decision. Yeah. That just burns clock and you don't even get out to the 25. Come on. Play action. Big heave. You got Olave. Callaway instantly rifles that ball. Why? You got a clean pocket. You got a great old line. Just let those routes develop. You got to take everything right now. Take the top off. Come on, Callaway. Deep ball. Cut. Cut. Oh my God. I thought he was going to try and go end zone, but he steps out. Holy shit. Wait a minute. We can go overtime. Come on. Drills it. Huh. Bro, Jake Elliott. They drills it. Over time, the bills start with the ball. Second and 10. Third and 10. Oh, and they complete for 11. Three yard rush. Second and seven. Eight yard rush. John Mechie, big reception. Third and 11. This is a massive stop. And it's a deep field goal too. So we just got to get the stop right here. Play action. Oh, through the middle. They're on a field goal range. Byroom. The de-tackle. Oh, biggest play of the game. Biggest play of the game right there. Bass is coming up for a 63 yarder in the bowl. You're lying. Did he just fucking pin that? Did he pin that? He missed. I couldn't tell. He missed. Oh my God. All we need is a field goal to win the Super Bowl. And we take over from where they kicked it. So we're almost in field goal range. Hell yeah. Go. Go Colt Thrup. Second and three. Northrop, whatever. Dude, we just keep running this ball. And Jake Elliott comes out and buries it in his ball game. Another run. We're really not a run team, but he's moving very nicely right now. Right up the middle hat-back dive. Super smart play calling and a broken tackle from Northrop. Second and three. Clock is ticking. The Bills. Bills can do nothing, but sit and watch. As we damn near, what are you doing? What are you doing? Why? Don't do that. You win with a field goal. Do you not understand that? I swear to God, Callaway. Laser. What are you doing? Are we trying to lose? Not only did you try that once, but you tried it again. Dude, what the fuck are we doing? Second and eight. The Bills call a timeout. I don't know why they call a timeout because it's the Super Bowl. This game can't end until there's a winner. The good news is we should probably- I was going to say we should probably be able to hold here. Oh my God, I don't even want to watch. Patrick Beckham with an interception. Patrick Beckham with an interception. I didn't get to watch it. I was simming the moments. I was really scared the Bills were just going to win it right there and I really didn't want to watch that. But damn, Shifty running out of Josh Boss. And there's Northrop right there. Guys, see, you're doing it now. Again, you're doing the smart thing. You're running the football. They're trotting Jake Elliott out. It is a- it's a pot shot. It's an easy one. It's money. Super Bowl I've ever been a part of. And the Red Dragons. Oh, they make it through. Let's go. There's that little glitch here where when I'm watching it, I don't get to see the confetti, but I do get the win. Let's go. Super Bowl 61 goes to the Tokyo Dragons. The MVP is Clifton Northrop. Damn. Bond Waters wins defensive rookie of the year at the entire NFL. And that is what would happen if you had absolutely zero players on your lineup. I like it a lot. Look at this team, boys. Look at this team. So many legends. So many absolute legends. All right, boys. That is all. We won the Super Bowl. Hey, I love you guys. Thanks for watching as always. And I'll see you in the next video. Peace.