 Over here. Hey ladies, you tired of your beard Me too it is 2018. I have missed you. Thank you so much for letting me take a break It was much needed as you can see a quick hair update many of my beautiful Extensions have made it into the new year many have died. I lost a few good men in the shower I feel like the ones that I put on super wonky were the first ones to come out something I've noticed as a first-time tape and hair extension wearer is everyone's really Complimentary of your hair when it's on your head, but the second one comes off your head suddenly. It's disgusting Which I don't understand but during my two-week break had a lot of time to watch more beautiful people videos That's right YouTubers and I was watching Tati and people like Tati shaved their faces and I was like let me get in on that Oh Come back I've never done this before obviously because to me if someone was like shave your face I would take a razor and shaving cream and be like hell yeah one time I intentionally tried to dye my mustache darker some of the benefits that people have described is that it makes your skin feel really soft Because this layer of peach fuzz is off and your makeup goes on really smooth. So I'm out here 2018 my hair's still popping I'm just on this never-ending quest to become a snack And what makes a snack a beautiful? Shaved beard Julian when I shave my face. I hope it grows in so thick so dark and so Stubbly that we just get to rub beards I really just wanted to try it I mean I don't have really dark hair So I'm gonna have to pull you in pretty close So I apologize you about to get closer to my beard than you ever want So I went to Ulta I've never been to Ulta before Um, it's cool. I don't know why I told that Shut up when I watched Tati's video She actually had this one and she compared it with less expensive ones like this that are completely disposable But they also have one that was like electric and came with like all it like vibrates And it was like this whole system that company also had like vibrating makeup brushes and stuff too And I was like it's time to stop if the beautiful people are doing something I want to try it and see how beautiful it makes me because as you can tell over the break I've had numerous plastic surgeries I'm just on it on this road to be coming not even an opinion, but the most beautiful person in the whole world I know my appearance is jarring. I've had a lot of work done It takes a lot of work to look this great I want my jaw right here to just be beaming to the gods so when you look at me It's like you're looking at gambit and I'm just going why aren't you with my laser job doesn't that gambit's power When he takes his glasses off No when gambit takes his glasses off. He has lasers for eyes. He does want to bet But he also wears glasses gambit wears Gambit Gambit wears Playing cards. That's it. That's the end of gambit. That's all I looked it up on YouTube Yes, it is oh my god, are we betting again that that isn't the X-Men song? I'm trying to shave my face not getting an argument about gambit Cyclops Oh, what's the matter? I thought this was in the X-Men song Enough X-Men I forgot how meaty Beast was Well, how did you think the X-Men opening theme song went? Well, I mean now that I think about it, that's really too bad for gambit I mean, it's like no good powers at all Imagine everyone around you has these like sick telepathy and like shit like that and you're like Are you is he even an X-Men if all he can do is throw cards I don't know He's just like a weird magician that was looking for a group of fragile castle because there was too much Chometacle and he wiped away. Yeah This is like the Michael Jordan of the MLB I like my cousin can't throw playing cards I'm pretty sure he's just like a shit guy Beast is like covered in fur like blue fur like he's clearly Why is everyone just so exciting of gambit? You're not a mutant Also, I apologize. I'm obviously not wearing stuff on my face. So I know I look beat Okay, let me know in the comments on a scale of one to ten. Just how fucking beat my skin damn Should I just shave all this off? Yeah, hold it at a 90 degree angle and do like short little downward strokes and That if your skin is dry, it might cause irritation. Oh, yeah, let's shave this whole thing off I think I'm not shaving my face. Oh Oh Look look at my chin right now Do you see that? Oh my What you just got all that off that's crazy see y'all think he's just peach fuzz and that this is the game We really have me out here though Julie look so the videos that I watched like the people with really dark hair and like thick hair on their cheeks and face and stuff It looked like so satisfying. I was like, oh my god I want that to be my life right now. Where's my deck playing cards and gambit? Look it See that Like my face is like a dusty bedroom Okay, it feels pretty smooth. I'm gonna do this half of my face with this one and then try the other one This basically just said like you can use it everywhere on your face But like it's not our fault if you shave your whole head bitch That's on you. I was a little worried that I was gonna be able to cut myself really easily with this Dude allegedly Marilyn Monroe herself used to shave her face because you know, nobody wants no peach fuzz Probably bug feed is some bullshit Listen to that. Oh ASMR shaving my sideburns. I Want to shave my forehead Do you think I had hair on my forehead? Oh, this isn't day up anymore. I got a damp in my forehead No damp Here we go. Oh, I forgot this step where you like lift your skin up a little A little Yeah, I do What if I cut my chin I think I just cut my chin. Oh Feel so good Do you want to feel my face? That's the side I haven't shaved feel a little at the same time Right That's crazy. Isn't that amazing? Yeah So it's just it takes off the little layer of peach fuzz. That's always on your face Like I love it. Can I get some fucking aftershave? Do you have aftershave? Can I have some after this? Where it's uh, wait, is this how people on Instagram like when they take pictures of their skin It just looks like not even human skin. They done shaved their faces bitch. We on to you. No mustache Little baby mustache. So no more just for men and Jenna. Oh, no, just for men and Jenna is over No, no, just for men always just for men and Jenna just for women Hey, baby, what are you doing? They don't want to come over and watch me shave my face You think this is gross What's the grossest thing I've done probably try dying your mustache brown Okay, this one looks a lot more intense I think you're supposed to hold this one at like a 45 degree angle. Do you want to shave my face a little? I mean you let me shave your face bitch Hold on hold on. Let me just do this part Look at that That's what I'm saying That's like mostly sideburn Yeah Oh big 45 degree angle. What are you doing? No, no, no, that's 90. No, I was doing 45 do it like pointed down. I like you know how to shave people's faces Short little strokes Okay, look at the hair you just cut off Julian. This is so like fun and relaxing Okay, look at all this buzz Okay, it's on my neck This side in general feels pretty smooth in all directions this side feels really smooth on this way, but just like I'm trying to figure out which one I like more let me go up on this one even though it never said do that I don't care. I'm a vargo. My name is Jenna. I'm 30 and I have a mustache no more bitch John for my basketball game. We're gonna be clean-shaven up in this bitch Both have their like started pros and cons like look at all this peach fuzz left though. You see that There's like a lot left here Look at all the hair that this one got off Should I shave my cybern's like up into my head? No, no Sensation like you enjoy it. Yeah, it feels so good. Can you like tell any difference though if you're looking at me far? No, we get up close. Yes up close. You can It right like it looks so God I feel like this kind of things bad for a Virgo because I'm just gonna take this and do it just a little bit Everywhere, I thought that this would be something really easy to cut your skin with but knock on what I have not cut my skin Is it am I glowing What are you doing? I feel like this is just gonna irritate the hell out of my skin But I was like, okay So if I shave my face and all the little baby hairs are gone Then I could do a peel off mask and it'll hurt a little less, right? Give yourself a five o'clock shadow with an ass That's what i'm gonna do. Will you fight with a five o'clock shadow? Oh my god. I feel nothing I feel nothing I feel nothing at all You see how it just like floated off of my mustache now. I can do some violent shit to my face And it won't hurt. Oh, don't do violent Violent shit. Oh my god. Oh for real? Like your skin is screaming right now. It's glowing. Is it screaming? Is it screaming? I'm here. Look at me. It feels like amazing. Feel this. Feel my skin What I'm gonna do because I'm really curious. I'm gonna put like my moisturize on I'm gonna get my makeup and put some on my face so I can see like how my life is now different Look So when you're like, each of us at like the store it's like the spread Well, yeah, I read it like, you know, not Distribute as evenly as before. Look at that. Oh my fucking god Like for real though, like look how smooth and pretty it goes on now that I shave my whole face Except for like my eyes because it said don't shave your eyes. Otherwise, I would I feel like a fucking disney princess Shave on my face flesh. Get ready with me. I really like get ready with me by the way Because they never say what they're getting ready for get ready with me for court I'm in trouble. Get ready With me get ready with me fast. I'm going to the police usually the skin looks Oh, thank you Well, usually when I put on like powder or something then is when you can see all the like baby hairs, you know on your face I can't see shit We're getting ready. Are you getting ready with me or what? You're being hostage via a youtube video get ready with me Got on my nose and I'm like, I'm just trying to do it fast But like because I want to see my face, but I've gotten it everywhere. Look There is no hair I feel like my makeup has not gone on this smooth on my face since I was like 12 years old I wasn't allowed to wear makeup, but I put it on makes a difference Right like maybe you can't exactly see it on camera But it feels so good and it feels so good to like shave it that like process of it takes like Not very long at all and I feel like the payoff is amazing I haven't been this excited about shaving something since I shaved my eyebrows And remember I was like it feels like Something I've wanted to get off my face for so long and then it's finally gone Like it feels like that but just on my cheeks. It just looks like you're touched up right now. Really? If I had known this Earlier pitch. I'd be shaving my face all the fucking time Look at that. It just like goes on. What the hell? Why have you been hiding the secret for me? Like when you shave your face, it like feels really good and it makes your makeup just glide on Why have you been keeping this for me? I don't know. How dare you? Sorry, how dare you? I apologize every day when you're in there putting on your bronzer and pop and highlighter You've just been keeping the secret for me. Yeah, I'm sorry. I like to put on my bronzer in the closet though I know this isn't like super duper exciting, but for me, this is so exciting. I am the only youtuber Just me just kidding christine can come to Seriously though mission accomplished I know you guys thought like this is gonna be something extreme and crazy with my eyebrows too like you're like this is fucking nuts It's really not it's whatever and I think that it feels so good And I'm so pleased with how flawlessly my makeup has gone on my face Even though I did it very fast and little sloppy case stop judging me up But yeah, that's it. Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put on a video every Wednesday slash thursday I'm back for 2018. I'll also I'll keep you updated like next week and stuff how it's growing in girl You don't have a fever, but damn you is hot Yeah, that's it 2018 look out because I'm fucking bald in the face bald eagles everywhere are quaking You're still covered in white feathers. You lie in you fake