 What is good mom school welcome back to our channel So I have to keep it a little lower for this intro real quick as Mariah is in the other side of the house getting ready I don't know if she's doing her makeup today. I don't think she is so I have to break this super quick But as you see by today's title, I am going to basically be downloading a dating app and leaving my phone out for Mariah to find Now when she finds my phone, she knows I'm not achieving. She knows that I've never owned a dating app I've never literally like been on my dating in my life like not even once So the fact that we've been dating for six years We're literally engaged and she goes on my phone and sees this app I think I'm gonna download Tinder because like that's like the most known dating app out there Like I'm just I feel weird having it on my phone But I'm gonna be leaving my phone out somewhere probably on the counter and open just straight open with the app on The screen so she can see it. She could do whatever she could think that I'm like trying to date someone behind her I don't know whatever's gonna go on her head. She's gonna assume that when she does find this But I'm actually gonna go on the app store right now I have not ever downloaded an app like this on my phone Like I know it might seem like it's not a big deal But I swear like I have never even like thought of ever using one of these apps. All right Dude, this is so weird. The first thing that comes up is Tinder hookup All right screw it. I'm just gonna download this real quick. All right So it is currently about to download. Oh god It just feels so weird like I feel like this should not be on here They're like this I should not like I feel like somebody's gonna see that I downloaded this and they're gonna be like what the hell All right, so as you can see right here, I put it on its own little like page right here So it's the last page and all the only app on this page is Tinder like oh god, what does it look like? I don't even know what it looks like when you click into it Should I create an account? I don't know no Maybe no, I'm not gonna create an account. Okay, maybe I'm just gonna have it on here And she's gonna like see the app and be like what the hell she's probably gonna try clicking into it and stuff But I'm not gonna create an account just just so nobody Accidentally swipes at me. I don't know if it's right or left. Which one is it feeling left is if you don't like them Right is if you like them. All right, I'm just gonna leave it like this. I'm literally gonna set my phone down somewhere I don't know where yet I'm just gonna try to find a good time to do it because me and Mariah are about to go out I know we have to go to Alta today. We have to go to home goods We want to get some like decorations for our house and also the other house that we bought We want to buy some decorations for so I don't know if I'm gonna do it here or when we're out in public Maybe in the car or something. I feel like that might be good too. Just stay tuned. I'm just gonna wing it I'm gonna whenever I find a good time. I'm just gonna do it. Oh my god Dude, I feel like she's gonna flip out on me right now y'all better like this video right now because I'm taking a hit I'm taking a hit from our spot right now. We're gonna see how this girl reacts to me having a dating app on my phone I'm sorry, baby Like I would never do this to you otherwise, but I feel like this is gonna be super funny So sit back relax enjoy Mariah's reaction. I'm doing this for all of you, and I hope you enjoy this video Once again, I would never do this Mariah. I love Mariah, but this is what you do Like we're gonna be an old married couple soon So like I get to mess around with my fiancee every once in a while like I can only call her fiance for so long So let's make some memories. Let's go and enjoy this video Hey, so this is those favorite corner guys like look at him He loves this corner of the couch and then snaps corner is actually right here And there's usually a lot of hair all over but he's showing on the floor right now. What are you doing? You being bad? You being bad boy? No, he's being good boy Baby hi. What are you doing in here? Oh my gosh I am actually doing my wallpapers on my phone. You're doing your wallpapers on your phone Oh my oh buddy things like I did our lock screen like this Marvel Squad, we just posted this engagement shoot this one this one right here me and Mariah's Instagram We did like a post for the like both of us. So make sure to go like up the engagement shoot I'm telling you these pictures turned out so good like they are insane We literally look like we're like a prince and princess like going in this place We took a picture at this like historic museum house thing And it's just so weird like million-dollar weddings like go on at this place and we were there So make sure to go like it up. All right, so I'm just gonna be over here on my phone And whenever I see Mariah like come by or walk past or whatever she's gonna do I'm just gonna like tell her oh I have to go to the bathroom or I'm gonna go change my shirt or something And it's super bright. So I turned my brightness all the way up. So it's like bright red So she isn't gonna miss it Let's see how she looks Yeah, okay You done? Did you even do your makeup today? No. I'm just sitting there posting Yeah, look at that. Look at how beautiful this background is. Oh my god. That's my favorite page. That is. That one's good I like it. I'm glad I posted those cuz then we can post the other ones like I like the one by that I don't know if you want to post the greenery You know we already get another box tomorrow. Look how many we have left. I know we need to like either lower it down. Oh my god We need to lower our order down from 18 to like 16. No, it's because we've squeezed. I know but I feel like we don't I feel like there's always a day that we either order or we don't even eat lunch This is all dirty right? Yeah. We don't have any forks. Okay. I know they're all clean. Oh my god It's still like congested Two weeks will be Thursday Two weeks will be Thursday. I'm gonna blow my nose. It's all just like You tell me I don't know what is it? Tinder! Why do you have Tinder on your phone? Did you just look it up? I'm really dumb. Explain it to me. Why are you dumb? I don't use Tinder. I don't use Tinder. I don't know. I don't use Tinder. No, seriously. Stop. I don't even have an account. You're really about to get married. Why are you at white? Babe, yeah. I don't... No, you're acting weird. I know you're lying. I know you're acting weird. I'm not lying. Tell me the truth. Why did you download Tinder? And why is it on your phone? You clearly downloaded the app. I don't even have a profile. I just... I don't know. I just downloaded it. I didn't make a profile. Why do you have Tinder on your phone? Nobody has Tinder on their phone in a relationship unless they're trying to look for someone else. I'm not gonna look for someone else. Clearly you are, Bill. Clearly Tinder is right here. I'm so stupid. Wouldn't it be funny to see how many people... No, I didn't say that. No, I didn't. That's funny. I think that's gonna be a bad rep because you know a lot of people are like, Oh, that's Bill Ritter. I know Bill. For my Bill... Wouldn't it be funny to see how many people would swipe on me like... Are you serious? Why is that? No, that's not fair. It is fair. It's not even on my phone. I didn't even download it. I don't wanna be with someone who wants to be on dating apps. It isn't a thing. Why are you snooping on my phone anyways? I'm not snooping. Listen. I heard that your phone was open with a Tinder app on. I'm not stupid. I saw it. Obviously you were snooping if you saw it. Your phone was locked and then I wouldn't even be looking at my phone. Either way, I'm allowed to go on your phone. It's like you're allowed to go on my phone. I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't do anything wrong. You're allowed to snoop on your phone and look at your phone. No, your phone was open and you got caught. How did I get caught? You did get caught. It was open. Tinder was open. Why did you go on Tinder? It's not that big of a deal. It's just a dating app. Who cares? It's not like I'm actually meeting up. You're allowed to play that game. I'll put it right back. It's a two-way street. You shouldn't be here if you're allowed to marry someone. You don't go on Tinder unless you're an open relationship. We're not married yet? We're not married yet. I'm not gonna marry you if you have an attitude. Because I'm not marrying someone who's gonna download a dating app. We're not... We're not married yet. We're not married yet. Whatever the term. I don't even know. I don't understand why you're saying that. It's just Tinder. No, because you're doing it on a film. Because you're doing it on a flight. Yeah, I'm gonna be with someone if they're gonna be going on downloading a Tinder app. While we're together for six years. Why now? I just want to see if girls would swipe on me. Because it'd be funny to see the girls and then... We're not being serious. No, it'd be funny to see. We're not being serious. You would never download Tinder. I did. You wouldn't. I did though. We're not married so it's not even like cheating. Where's the camera? There's no camera anyway. Bill, I'm not a scooper. You would not download Tinder. I can look but I can't touch. So if I could see the people that like me. I could weigh my options. You could wait for real for real. I wanted to make friends. We have no friends out here. So do I have a Tinder? People that actually like you. So you know that they would like you as a friend. You just friendzone them right away. So the girls, they swipe on me. They're like, oh this cute. And then, boom, friendzone. So they stay in the friendzone. And then they're friends. And you can hit them up anytime. What? There's no way. There's no way you would download Tinder. There's no way you would do that to me. I just don't believe it. You're a denial. That's why. So you really did download Tinder. That's not funny. It's not funny. I'm trying to believe you wouldn't do something like that. Stop being a denial. It's not a denial. It is a denial. Honestly, I have a good explanation. So you can't be mad at me. No, I'm just saying. You can't be mad at me for downloading it out. I can't be mad at you for downloading it out. It's not like I wanted to go date anyone. You're my only one. Are you mad? It's not that big of a deal. It's not. It's not. Because you know what? If the girls like me, they're like... You are. I knew it. I freaking knew it. There's no way you would download the Tinder app. Wait, wasn't that good though? No, it wasn't. Oh my, you're leaking everywhere. Oh my gosh. Mariah, no. Understand. You know what? I'm just mad that I knew you. No, you didn't. You thought I literally downloaded it for... You're mad because you knew I... Okay, listen. Listen. What? I'm listening. Okay, can I download it though? And keep it? Because I feel like that's a good way to find friends. No, it's not. Tingers are people who want to have a quick... You said have a quick, you know. No, I don't know because I've never downloaded Tinder before. I've never downloaded Tinder before. It's a prank, babe. It was a prank. I know. You don't have to freak out anymore. I'm not going anywhere. I know your whole life would be over if I left, but... Oh yeah, my life would just be over. It would, because I'm like everything, you know? Yeah. I'm like you're rock. Yeah, not if you do something stupid, you won't be my rock. Come on. No, that was just a joke. But it's funny, right? I might leave it on my phone actually because it's kind of like... No, you're not. We're deleting it right now. You wanted to leave it right now. She's so adamant. She's like, no, you're not even having a good time. Oh yeah, right here. Oh my God, that's just what gives me the X. Remove app, it deleted. Wait, can I ask you, have you ever had a dating app? Ever in your life? Nope. Never had a dating app in my life. Why does it look like you're lying? I'm not lying. It looks like you're lying. I never had a dating app before. Why are you blinking a lot? I always blink a lot. Why are you saying that? No, I've literally never online dated in my life or did any of that. No, I haven't either, so... I don't know. Let me enjoy my lunch now. You know I would never, ever, ever maybe download a dating app. Alright, Bill. You're putting yourself more in a hole today. Well, you know what? Team Bill came back today and Team Mariah, they're gullible. Team Mariah is gullible and she doesn't know what to do with herself when Team Bill comes back. Alright guys. It's depressing, isn't it? It's depressing being like not as good of a prankster as your significant other. I cannot imagine not being a good prankster. Because being number one like I am always is just like, it's so hard. It's so hard to keep up. Alright, you guys. I hope you enjoyed today's video. I'm kidding, by the way. I don't think like that. Team Mariah will be back and we'll be coming stronger. We'll see about that. Okay. The first back wasn't good. We're not going to Ulta now. Yeah, we are. Alright, but I get to put a limit on your shopping. You can't spend more than like $40. Excuse you. Nope. Stop smacking my butt. Maybe I'll put it to $50. $50 budget. Ulta is not that expensive. Makeup should not be that expensive. Tell me why the beauty blender at Ulta is $20. Why is it a sponge? It's a sponge. That's like the size of my foot for like $0.50. You can. Why can't you use a regular big sponge and then cut it, cut it up. No, think about it. Why can't you take a big sponge like the size of this and then cut it up. It's not made to go on your face like that. Okay, then let's make one like that. Because they're so expensive. That's stupid. But anyways guys, I hope you enjoyed this video. Thank you so much for watching. Team Bill came back once again, you know. But we will see you in the next video. Peace. Love you guys.