 It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant Shalom in the gut Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots. Welcome to another quarantine motherfucking week of the brilliant idiots podcast Are you going stir crazy yet, Andrew? No, not really man. I'm enjoying life Yeah, me too, but you're at home, right? You haven't left the crib at all Haven't left the crib at all went to the grocery store one time I think that was maybe last Sunday Sunday before last Might risk my life going to the grocery store again this week. What'd you get? Um, I mean this I don't remember like I like food like nah, don't lie Don't lie, you know, there's some specific shit if you're going to the grocery store Baby No, I'm recording something Okay, turn that down me a little bit. I was a little worried about bleeding in is it bleeding in at all? But I'm gonna I'm gonna risk my life to go to the grocery store Again this week. Yeah and pick up some more stuff Are you in hopefully just you know, I like the fact I actually you know So dope about life was dope about life is watching the news now like watching Cuomo and watching You know CNN right how they're talking about the curve starting to flatten in New York, right? It's been about four days of good of good news coverage. You know what I'm saying for the most part I mean, you're all people are dying. Yeah, which is horrible But they're saying that the curve is starting to get flattened in New York and I'm seeing that like even in in Europe I think that they said that is working New Zealand New Zealand said it in flatten a curve They smashed it and it's all because of this social distances I would just tell everybody to continue to do that. You know, it's weird the social distancing because I Don't really understand it Explain this quite simple Like I get the how the fuck does it transfer? That's what I'm trying to understand What do you mean? I mean, I don't get it like how does it transfer? Like if I'm around you all of a sudden I breathe when you breathe then it goes well I don't I read that I don't know that that sounds a bit much to me But who am I to argue with the experts the experts said that if you breathe if you talk it can be transferred So then why do I go to the grocery store? Like if if us just being in the grocery store and we're breathing in this controlled environment If that's what transfers it then a hundred percent you should say don't go to the grocery store Or that's where it's transferred. Well, that's why you got a way to mask And I mean that's I guess like we started we let's just start off the show. This is positively brilliant Um Chinese ahead of the curve again, man. Chinese and Michael Jackson, baby. Okay, Chinese no way and mask at the airport Forever. Yeah, but we we used to be wondering what the fuck do they know what's wrong with them? What's wrong with our good old American heir son? What's good to help them? That's where it started. I Mean it started it. Whoa. I'm clearly they was prepared So they were not prepared none of this shit works I guess what I'm trying to say is if it's gonna get you it's gonna get you like Ever like Fauci was on TV today or yesterday he was on TV. He's like, I don't think American It should shake hands anymore even after this I'm like, do you know how Chinese people greet each other a bow that shit. Don't stop nothing Well, it's gonna get you it's gonna get you unless China's lying They got a handle on it better than a moose Wuhan doesn't have their lockdown anymore. They announced that today after 76 days I don't believe nothing that comes out of China. Absolutely nothing only the sneakers Well, let's believe the numbers that are here in New York If they saying the curve is starting to flatten great, but when all of this shit is over I'm still gonna put on my motherfucking mask. I'm gonna still put on my motherfucking gloves I might even get me a goddamn monkey to really pay homage to Michael Jackson. You hear me? I might just go all the fucking way with it. So you're saying you're never gonna go back to normal life You're gonna let the virus win. No, that's a wrap. No, but normal as we know it is a wrap By the way, normal as we know it hasn't been normal for three years It hasn't been normal for three years like I'm gonna be honest normal for some people hasn't been normal for 11 years Because think about how abnormal a black president was for some people Hmm, right and I was having this conversation with somebody yesterday. Um, tell me what you think about this Really need a hot take Everybody says old things would have been so much different if you know Barack Obama was in the White House And yeah, I mean Barack might have responded much quicker Of course, there would have been a global pandemic team in place, but I still think you would have had a Different method but kind of like the same outcome and the reason I think that is because it's the same reason for Donald Trump if Donald Trump tells everybody to stay home and that you know They need to practice social distancing and if Donald Trump was to implement a Mandatory mandate throughout the country for everybody to stay home people just automatically want to rebel They just want to rebel against government. They like fuck that. This guy's a racist. He's a bigot. We don't believe in martial law We're gonna rebel against this shit. Do you really think that those? Rural white sovereigners we're gonna listen to a black man telling him to stay home Yeah, you really believe that yeah No, not at all that they would rebelled against Obama the same way people on the left Want to rebel against Trump right now and then listen Whether you agree with Donald Trump or not if he's telling you along with the CDC and dr. Fauci and all these people Stay in the house social distancing instead of trying to come up with all these conspiracy theories like oh 5g towers And they just trying to implement martial law. How about just listen to the fucking CDC for one even your broken clock can be right twice a day You don't have to agree with nothing else He says but if he tells you to social distance because it will stop You know you're flatten the curve and stop spreading shit listen to him But a lot of people just aren't gonna listen to him because he's Donald Trump It's like a lot of people wouldn't have listened just because this Barack Obama and I think we'd have been in the same place I think that we don't listen because we have a rebellious spirit and it's really difficult to tell Americans what to do You almost have to tell them the opposite and then we'll do it It's very difficult if because if you don't tell Americans what to do we're gonna rebel if you do tell Americans What to do we're gonna rebel if you tell us to stay inside we're gonna be like fuck it. No, I'm going to the beach I'm going to church. I'm going to a grocery store. I'm gonna do it depends who's telling you shows I think that it depends fractionally I think that we are so rebellious in our nature every movie is about rebellion like we just constantly have to rebel It's part of our culture right the country was started in rebellion like this is just what we do and I think that I Think that even if you didn't tell us to stay inside we would rebel anyway We'd be like, oh, you just want us to die. You just want everybody to die. Nah, fuck that. We're staying inside We're not going to work. We're not we need to constantly rebel, you know Yeah, I think you got some motherfuckers that would definitely rebel America definitely Doesn't have the discipline and you know We have a lot of freedom here in America and we exercise it often, but I do think it depends on Who is telling you what to do you got to understand where we're at a war, right? Our podcast is named perfect. Yeah, because only two type of people in this world, right the brilliant ones in the idiots Right the smart ones in the stupid people. Yeah, and sadly most times often the not smart people Not a stuffer for the stupid ones and that's what's happening right now Like so you are gonna have some stupid people who are gonna rebel just for the sake of motherfucking Rebellion regardless of who the president is right and some of it is tribal like now Fuck that. I'm not listening to Trump. Fuck that. I wouldn't listen to Obama, right, right? Plain old good old-fashioned American stupidity and we Have to suffer for those motherfuckers. Yeah, so you're saying just like hey everybody go inside and you know do what they told you to do What? What is so hard about that? I don't know man. You're not going nowhere. Andrew. You're just you don't know you really realize in these moments You really ain't doing shit outside. No, I know that but they call me crazy, but there's something about There's something about the government just telling you to do something and then you do it without questioning and like there's two ways of Getting I feel well, there's multiple ways But there's a there's multiple ways of getting a group of people a populace if you will to do what you want them to do Right, there's the Soviet way, which is hey if you don't do it We're gonna kill you and if you tell your friends not to do it We're gonna kill that man kill you so you constantly live in fear, right? And then there's the American way where they trick you into thinking you're doing it because you're free, right? so right now what they've done is they found a way to Manipulate us into telling each other to stay inside. It's really funny Like if you go outside, you'll be shamed by your fellow citizens. They're like what are you doing outside? Get the fuck inside you got to stay inside. I'm like, okay. I'll stay inside. Well, you're not six feet away Yeah, so now we're bullying each other into doing exactly what the government wants And I think that that's probably good because we need to make sure we stay alive, but I don't want to be too much power I don't want to I don't want to just do whatever the fucking government says because that hasn't worked out in the past Well, listen, I love this. I love this. This is the perfect Positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot segment. Yeah, you can go either way on it. You know what I'm saying But I agree with you You don't want to give the government too much power and I also agree that the government is Leaving it up to us as a matter of choice And I think for the most part most Americans are making the right decision But for the ones that aren't now's the time to put the hammer down on these motherfuckers, bro Like what would you do to people who break the rules? You find the shit out of them at a time like this when motherfuckers their pockets is already hurting now I'm gonna find the shit out you now. I'm gonna find you $10,000 and guess what in Philly They're giving people fucking warrants and them shit is like basically I owe you Yes, we're gonna arrest you when this shit is better. We're gonna arrest you when this shit is over I like that too. There's a year from now. You just cooling out mind in your business now I'm a fucker. Remember when you didn't want to social distance and you was out there putting people's lives at At risk fuck that we're gonna lock you to fuck up. So I agree with you You don't want to give the government too much power, but we also got to look out for the stupid, bro How are you putting people's lives at risk if you go outside? Because young people a lot of people are asymptomatic and they don't show any symptoms But they could be carrying it and they pass it off to Old the people are just people who have pre-existing medical conditions that causes them to Causes it to be fatal to them. But if everyone's supposed to be inside then you don't bump into anybody outside That's not true You just said everybody's got to stay inside, but everybody's not staying inside. That's the point Well, if you choose to not stay inside, then you're making a choice to risk your life Well, it depends like you can go to the you can go outside to go to the grocery store You can go outside to go to the pharmacy, you know, I think those are essential things I actually think voting is something they need to add to the essential list because if they don't Motherfuckers gonna really be in trouble come November Okay, cuz if you think Donald Trump's not gonna use this to his advantage, you got your goddamn rabbit-ass mind Don't you think that if we're talking about voting, don't you think that like we're in trouble no matter what? Like who do you really want you want Biden or you want Trump be honest? You think Biden can negotiate peace with another country you think Biden is gonna be negotiating with China I can't I can't I can't sit here and say I would want Trump after what I've seen Trump do the past Bobble this shit who did a fucking horrible job, but Biden is gonna be in China thinking he's negotiating with North Korea He's gonna have no fucking clue what's going on. Listen. I'm no I'm no Joe Biden fan at all But one fundamental difference between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. I think Joe Biden will surround himself Right people and Joe Biden will listen Donald Trump ain't listening to no fucking body. You don't think that Biden's just a puppet That's fine. I'm fine with a puppet as long as the right people as long as the right people got their hand up your ass Telling you what to say Perfectly fine with a puppet as long as that puppet has the right people's hand up his ass making him talk So I guess I'm perfectly fine with that. I guess my granny dropped out today I know that's why I'm saying and I'm bummed about that and I won't hit that to be my what a fucking idiot But uh, go ahead go ahead, but uh, well first just about the Biden thing. It's like I Think Trump did an absolutely horrible job. He continues to do a horrible job with the fucking Coronavirus 100% and a and then you a poll came I jetted yesterday for political Where I think it was like 58% of the people said Barack Obama would would do the best job He would Donald Trump and they said Donald Trump they voted Donald Trump would do a better job than Joe Biden would I Mean Donald Joe Biden would be do a good as job as his handlers would allow him to do like I think Biden is Is a puppet of the establishment so if you like the Democratic establishment I think you when you decide to vote now you got to go What is the dentist democratic establishment done for me? And if you think throughout the past the democratic establishment has done good things for you Then that should be the person you vote for if you don't think they do good things then you don't vote for them That's as simple as that but don't think Biden is gonna have his own self-interest this guy's talking about peanut butter jelly sandwiches and interviews I'm right now. There's a fucking global pandemic and the Biden The Biden campaign is putting out videos of him talking about why fig newtons are his favorite treat Nobody gives a fuck about newtons. I told y'all this last week and you can go under. What a fucking idiot Joe Biden sucks campaign Sucks, I told y'all when when Donald Trump was on TV every day talking to the American people during this coronavirus Pandemic Joe Biden should have been offering counter-programming. Do you know Joe Biden did a town hall last night? I Wish I saw it Nobody cares. That's my whole point nine o'clock cnn. Nobody gave and we had nothing to do We would love to see him just bumble his words for a fucking hour straight That'd be amazing But nobody knew and they don't want us to know because they don't want you watching him Can I mean I can't believe that we're in this situation? I Can't and the reason I can believe that we're in this situation is simply because like I said They ran a horrible campaign. I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that Joe Biden is not he's not all there, bro bro, like those cognitive What do you call that shit the synapses the synapses aren't firing Whatever the abilities low that Nintendo game need to get blown on. Yeah That shit is on the motherfucking fridge And I just really think that they dropped the ball in such a real way and I keep telling people Donald Trump is not losing you have to go beat the champ, baby You got to go out there and knock this motherfucker out and I don't see the fight I don't see it. I see Donald Trump every day with his chest out I see Cuomo out there every day with his chest out to the point to where even today on CNN Literally when Bernie dropped out they were talking about almost already said he's not about to you know Make any late push to be president. So what does that tell you? I mean, even though Joe is not the guy even if he wanted to he couldn't right? He doesn't have enough delegates like that's why Bernie dropped out. He just can't win the right amount of delegates, right? Um, Bernie didn't have to drop out But I think Bernie dropped out because he didn't see a path to victory But also I think that they want to um, I think he wants to give You know Joe time to not only First of all, Bernie got to get out the way so Joe can announce his running mate So Joe can show what his cabinet's gonna look like so Bernie can rally his supporters to support Joe Biden Like it's gonna take time do it now. It's April You got to November to turn this shit around but right now the Democrats look fucking terrible with all due respect to Bernie Sanders He is a monumental pussy What a fucking pussy man talk to me. This is you're gonna die soon. This is your last chance Go out swinging. Why was he playing so fucking polite? If you really care about the people if you truly want to help the people you'll do whatever it takes Right, you'll do whatever it takes to get power power is not handed over never in history is power handed over You have to tear it out of people's fucking hands. That's why so you gotta beat Trump in November Trump in November literally beat right go take that shit from him and in order to take it from him You got to take it from the Democratic establishment. The Democratic establishment has been playing games They yank that shit out of Bernie's hands every single primary, right? Every single primary you see some foul shit go down where they yank it out of his fucking hands And he's seen this game play before and he refused to play it. Well, then you don't want to win bad enough, bro I know you want to be a good guy and maybe you want to go to heaven or whatever the fuck it is But if you truly want to help people sometimes you got to be Batman Sometimes you gotta be bad man put on the fucking mask and play ball dude, and he just doesn't care to help enough He and I really And the Democrats don't even have an ant man what they do have an ant man. His name is Andrew Yang I always said that I feel like Andrew Yang was ant man, but he's not running for president They don't have no they don't have no leader, bro. This is how this is how this is how pussy Bernie is right now Literally everything both the Republicans and the Democrats are doing in this moment is Bernie policy big government Helping out the people giving away money forgiving loans Figuring out ways to make health care free figuring out ways to forgive college loans. It's all of his Priorities, it's his whole platform and his pussy ass won't just stand up and go guys This is what I've been saying from the longest you have no problem being a welfare state when going gets rough Why can't we do it? We you are literally being a socialist country in this moment Why can't we be democratically socialist? He didn't even say it peep that shit He didn't even say it like it was right there for him. That was his I told you so moment That's it. This is this was his this is what I have been trying to do America I've been trying to give you all fucking money To get y'all out of the terrible conditions that y'all are in he wouldn't even do that I totally deserve it. He don't deserve it He just wants to ruffle some shit up But he's not down to risk his fucking life to make it happen man And it pisses me off because I've been such a big supporter of his ass Every time he runs and I say that he's being taken out, but it's hard to support someone who don't want it It's hard to back it. You know say it's like it's hard to back a fighter who once he gets in the ring. He pussies out No, I feel like I'm doing with Bernie man. It's like I agree with you a hundred percent Um, I think the best thing Bernie can do right now is rally his supporters to do what to do What job support Joe Biden? Yo, yeah, cuz cuz listen what you said is true. This is it for you Bernie Well, listen, maybe Bernie can at least get in the White House Maybe you'll get a position. What position is Biden gonna really give him the establishment that literally broke his back because he's Uncorruptible you think that they're gonna give him any power in the White House The only power he's gonna have in the White House is handing Joe Biden his fucking applesauce That's the only thing that he could possibly do while Biden sits there and has no clue where he is Wow, this room's an oval. That's all he's gonna say He's lost Bernie's fucking lost. They just hand the election to Trump and low-key. I'm kind of thinking they want that and you know Who's been real fucking quiet, bro? This is where you see all the warren say what oh Elizabeth Warren been silent You know who else been quiet AOC been real quiet lately, right? Oh She's not hanging out with the girls no more Happened to the girl gang she put a little Distance social distancing from the the girl gang. Nah, she hasn't been quiet You'll see AOC's been out. She's actually been out there on the front lines in a lot of ways I think um what I'm actually watching AOC do which I thought was interesting. She's actually been trying to Bridge the gap so to speak. Oh now Now she won't be now she won't be establishment, huh? She got a little taste I don't think she want to be established me, but I think that No establishment could use some of those new radical ideas, bro. All I'm saying is where was she when Bernie needed it? Call it out. She got real quiet She's not for Bernie. She's not for burning the beginning, but then when it didn't look good She didn't call out the Democratic establishment totally fucking over Bernie again. She got real quiet played her position. Oh, she definitely did No, she did AOC did AOC did Linda sauce or did Sean King did like they all ended AOC said That was early this shit. I was like right right around February Whenever whenever whenever he first one those first few states she didn't she didn't back away because she even came on breakfast club What she's saying she even came on breakfast because she was making her rounds She did breakfast club He's a late February early March If I'm not gonna say then what was she saying? I? Don't fuck her remember, you know my memories bad, but I definitely know she was in there Showing her support for Bernie Sanders in a real way, but could she criticize the establishment? I guess my my prediction is that she is going to lean in and be part of the establishment Democratic politics where she started as this radical and they've kind of pulled her in they've said hey shut your mouth Only talk when we say talk and then you could have some serious power, and then she was like yes, daddy I'll do whatever you say like I mean that fucking politicians end up doing yeah I mean that's that's I was about to say the sad thing about politics is eventually you got to play politics Eventually the sad thing about politics is eventually you got to be a motherfucking politician That's just the way the game works. Yeah, we had some technical difficulties right there. We're back I don't even remember where we were something we're talking about AOC We put a button on that though because we were just saying how you know if you play politics too long If you started out with the people and then you jump over to establishment politics you kind of lose the people I just think the Democrats in trouble in November. That's all the fuck. I know and it's sad because Donald Trump is given Donald Trump is giving them every layup possible To like look like the good guys Joe Biden can't even step out and look like a leader for two seconds Like right now I promise you have Joe Biden. I've been doing counter-programming every day to Donald Trump He would at least look like a leader right raise some money do do something He hasn't done none of that and it just looks bad It just looks bad on the Democratic Party and we haven't even we haven't even seen him go out and just do like a PSA Where he goes support healthcare workers. That's bare minimum. I Don't know if he's done that or not that seems like you know, it's so funny. That's so bare minimum I'm almost like maybe he's done that but I haven't seen it if he has well then promote it Let's find a certain way. He the only video I've seen is him talking about fig new and some peanut butter jelly sandwiches And that's what people in an old person home do right? That's what's seen how people talk about the things that they eat all day They're feeding him peanut butter and jelly and fig new ins It doesn't scare you that our two president The Democratic presidential candidate and the president are in the prime age to die of coronavirus son Yes Yeah, they get that shit bro Yo, that's why Mike Pence didn't do anything about Corona because he found out it kills all people He's like, all right, let me knock this motherfucker out of here so I could be president Yo, um, I agree with you. I think he might be in on the on the Joe might be in on it on a jig All right, let's do some church announcement showsie. Yo, uh, big news. We are rescheduling the my special everybody that bought tickets for the shows at the Orpheum in LA We are not gonna do them this week and obviously because of Corona, but we are gonna do them in November So you will get those rescheduled November 13 and 14th. Make sure you go your tickets are still good to that If you can go, please be there if you can't we totally understand Ticketmaster will be able to refund you. You cannot make it But yeah, we appreciate you man. Thank you guys everybody who's reached out and said that they're excited for and they're You know rescheduling trips, etc. Thank you very much, man. It means a lot I wish we didn't have to cancel it, but you know, you got to do these certain things and same goes with a lot of these other gigs So we're basically rescheduling dates right now, but we're holding on before we announce them Because we don't want to say yeah, we're all gonna be back in June and then everything's still shut down June So as soon as we know things are confirmed and we can predict the future of live entertainment I will let you guys know the new dates and all those tickets that you guys purchased for for shows that have been canceled Rescheduled will still be good. I promise you they will still be good. So and if you need anything I'm sure the venue will take care of you if you ever need to Get a ticket exchange, etc. So those are my church announcements and also make sure you check out Flagrant too, man. I'm doing daily podcasts over there So if you need some distraction and need some fun with doing a new podcast every day, man I did a interview with doc Antel from the Tiger King. So we had him on a podcast. That was really cool I also did an interview with the El Chapo's lawyer and he told me how money laundering works and Why he can defend crazy people like El Chapo and so we just got some cool interviews going up there over at Flagrant too So check out either the YouTube or the everywhere podcast or streams, man Don't tell you did I have any treasure announcements? I saw you had something down for me It's your national day in Columbus. Oh, oh, yeah, really yes We're taping this on April 8th. It comes out on April 9th. Yes yesterday was Charlemagne the God day in Columbia, South Carolina Steven Benjamin the mayor of Columbia, South Carolina He gave me that day back in 2017 and I've always wanted to do something on that day because I always think it's real cool How trade trade a trade of truth he does trade a in Houston and I think I even Anjali she has a day and she does stuff in Brooklyn and I think that's so dope And so what I wanted to do was I had something planned for April to 8th and something that I've been working on for a while Sleuth and Michelle Austin of hot one three nine in Columbia, South Carolina from motion is directed down there We was working on that but cover and shoot my home girl Kim fields, you know me Kim Kim was helping me with that as well and Yeah, Corona put up Corona put a stop to all of that shit, baby So hopefully I'll get to do it again later this year if we're allowed to congregate in large crowds together if not April 8th 2021 inshallah God willing. Yes, I will be doing a Doing something for Charlemagne the God day in Columbia, South Carolina because I really appreciate Columbia I got a lot of love for Columbia man I really I really learned the game of radio in a different way in Columbia, South Carolina I would say that I sharpened all my interview skills In Columbia, South Carolina in a real way. Well, congrats, man. That's fucking dope dude. Yes Everybody in Columbia All right back to the show. I want to say too man. You know who else positively brand motherfucking Howard Stern The gold of all golds, bro I didn't say what you want about Howard Stern, you know, you can scream all day that Howard Stern Oh, how it's not relevant because he's on satellite radio. That's bullshit When Howard wants to show you his dick and show you how big it is He does it and when he does it he shows you that he's better than every fuck every fucking body out So what happened? You're talking about the Tom Brady. Yeah, and listen, I look at Howard Stern and man Howard Stern really makes me I mean, I guess it's different I don't know if it's different for me and not to be honest with you because I do radio every day And Howard, I don't think he does radio daily anymore. I think he does like maybe two days a week, but when Howard Flexes he flexes the last interview he had that I remember before this was Hillary Clinton Right. Yeah, and now Tom Brady he got more out of Tom Brady over the phone first He was trying to do a zoom interview and you know, it was fucking up Wi-Fi probably terrible, but then he got on the phone He got more out of Tom Brady and that in that interview then people have gotten out of Tom Brady in 20 fucking years What were the highlights and how it's turned is currently the number one trending topic on Twitter right now it's like 67,000 tweets because they're killing ESPN because ESPN took his voice out of The audio that they use for Tom Brady's interview. Why? I don't fucking know probably mad. Thank you. Yo, imagine being a sports network By the way, this shows you that all them traditional ways of doing things out doing shit is out of the window Yeah, we got cut off again But no what I was saying was imagine being ESPN a first take. You don't got no fucking sports going on Right now. No, no basketball. No baseball You know, you're still talking about football a little bit And all you're talking about over and over is the Michael Jordan documentary that you had to put that you had to push up ESPN and Every day is a topic about Michael Jordan Michael Jordan is Michael Jordan better than is LeBron better than Michael Who's the new my is there's always a new Michael Jordan topic Meanwhile, the greatest NFL quarterback of all time decided to sit down with a radio personality Fuck your sports networks Fuck your sport shows I want to sit down and I want to talk to somebody Where I can really just be myself. Well, I can really just kick it and Howard Stern did what he always does. There's one thing when you get those big guests It's another to knock it out the park with those big guests right now Howard Stern is the number one trending topic on Twitter and Tom Brady is trending and he asked about them dicks I didn't hear it yet Apparently, he asked about uh, Gronk's dick size and the other guy's dick size in a locker room classic Howard That's Howard bro. Howard need to be bougie doesn't even fancy. He asked the questions. We want to know I want to know if they got big dicks You know, I mean, I want to know Listen What I wouldn't ask about it if I hadn't heard about it You gotta say again, I wouldn't ask about it if I hadn't heard about it. What you mean? Like if that was something I had heard Yeah Yeah, I mean, I might be like, yo What's up with them dicks in the locker room? You know what I'm saying? Well, I want to hear I got to hear how he got into the conversation about I haven't heard it yet I'm just excited because um, it's Howard fucking stern And you know, you'll hear people tell you like Howard Stern doesn't have the same relevancy because he's on satellite radio Howard Stern is the reason satellite radio is it's thriving right now And satellite radio is making a move towards uh, I think video I've seen a lot more video come out of there a lot more video on youtube Well, I know at one point, um Uh, I know at least shade 45 wouldn't allow certain certain shows to record video But a lot of people did it anyway like like back in the day when angela ye had um morning after she did it anyway sway definitely does it anyway um Howard I still see Howard video. So Howard doesn't when he wants to Yeah, I don't know man. I feel like I feel like Howard is just such a professional and he's just such a fucking Like he commands respect from the guest as well, especially an older guest like these younger people listening right now, right? They might not know who Howard is. They might not really care about Howard But someone that is 43 years old like Tom Brady puts Howard on Mount Rushmore He is on Mount Rushmore. Howard is still the goal. Yeah, but you have to understand like if you're a young kid like a young kid today, right? Who thinks loosey vert is the best rapper ever? Probably doesn't understand who Tupac is or who biggie is right who rock him is, you know what I mean? So it's a generational thing and I think that like I think How I think Tom Brady because of his age has so much respect for Howard He probably went on that show knowing I'm going to drop some jewels And I probably waited to drop some jewels on this specific showbiz. That's what you do on Howard You know what man? I think this is a good way to get into the deep dive. Um, because I was having a conversation about this yesterday Uh with Taylor and mackayla and stem and nyla and I was telling them You know You can't lead with young Right. Okay. What I mean by that is Young is fleeting If young is your foundation if you're standing on a platform and you're saying I want to be on I should be in this position because I'm young Uh, you know, oh people got to get out the way and make room for the young people and this and that Well, that just means you're gonna be around for four years depending on how old you are Eight years depending on how old you are because youth is fleeting. So once I don't need that young Person anymore. I'm just gonna go grab me another young person So what you should really be is experienced skilled interesting unique Because those things stand the test of time Howard Stern Has evolved as An interview he's always been interesting and entertaining But over the years he's evolved to become one of the best interviewers that our generation has ever seen Right a lot of it has to do with therapy. He really knows how to get inside people's minds But he can still give you classic Howard and talk about them dicks So it's still it's still entertaining. I'm just I was just simply saying you can't lead with young Yeah, because if you just have young if you look at the companies that that have tried to like lead with young they're flopping right now like I don't even know if mtv makes shows anymore I don't know I cannot tell you if they make shows or if they don't make shows. I truly don't know I remember they used to Bro, I haven't heard. I haven't heard the name mtv and so goddamn long Bro, because what's on It's like is it trl like what what is literally happening? Yeah, and I mean that's the thing right the reason is because they cater to um They cater to a certain demo that doesn't give a fuck Who does and what I mean mtv? No, they cater to a demo that doesn't know anything That's what they don't know anything but they also don't they also don't give a fuck to no No, I'm not even gonna say that I'm not gonna say they don't give a fuck to no They are interested in certain things. They're just not interested in that. This is the problem You got a bunch of executives sitting in a room. That's all 50 plus years old Trying to say what does a 15 year old like? What does a 16 year old like 15 year olds and 16 year olds minds change every single day Every every every day they're on to something new You're gonna bust your fucking ass trying to keep up with them. Only thing you should focus on is is it interesting? Is it unique? Can I can I can I learn from it? Isn't entertaining those four things right there stand to test the time, bro Yeah, and guess what if you're a young person who has all four of those things as you grow and as you evolve You will continue to grow and evolve and your information will change But those four core things will never change only thing will change is your age I just want to know what happens when when you're not the new young hot thing anymore That you can't stand on youth. I I used to I was that guy back in the day I put out a mixtape me and my dude dj frosty called disrespect your elders Right because I was I was dissing all the older folks at the goddamn radio station And then you realize like man You got a birthday too You know I'm saying So what happens when you're not that new young thing no more? Are you are you afraid of any young comedians if they're not funny if a comedian is challenging you shows? Yeah, and they're like I'll bust your ass. I'm younger than you. Yeah You think that's a good weapon to bring the war? No No, because I don't see any young comedians with careers really Break it down I mean, I don't know any a single young comedian that has a career. I would trade with trade right now Yeah, yeah, I feel what you're saying like name any successful young career young comedian The only one I the only one I could probably think of is pete and I would never trade my life for his Career though Yeah, even that hell no Okay, I mean even when he was on your podcast he seems miserable in his career Um, no, I don't think he's miserable in his career. I think that's actually the only thing that makes him happy Going on snl Oh, no, not snl, but I mean that's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Yeah, but I get what you're saying But that's because the way yeah, yeah, you wouldn't trade places to be treated like that at snl. I get what you're saying You know I'm saying so it's like The people I always looked up to people whose careers I respect have always been older like comedy is an old man's game That's what people realize like nobody wants to hear what some young kid has to say It's funny. No one's to hear some young kid pontificate about the world Right because it depends what it depends what his worldview is Like I said, if he's unique if he has a unique pov that we've never heard before name it bra Um chappelle been interesting, but once he hit 40 people were like, oh shit. He's the goat Yeah, but people found him funny back then they found him funny But that's different than like being the goats if you look at the goats of comedy, they've always been older Well ghosts come with time though. I mean Yeah, I think we're agreeing You know I'm saying so it's like like the one person I can remember having incredible success at a young age and still has a lot of respect Is eddy He's the only one and that's a testament to how great eddy was bro That goes back to what I'm saying. You're you're absolutely right. You have to be unique You got to be smart. You got to be skilled. You got to have an interesting pov All those things have to come into play And and and that happens you see that early on you can look at a young kid and be like Man this guy got a real unique story and as you grow those things don't change Like you're still going to be unique. You're still going to have an interesting pov. You're still going to be funny You're still going to be smart You just get more and more and more experience and that's when you you know end up in goat territory Uh, and I was even telling them yesterday like man it's so Weird to me when I hear somebody say Old people got to move out of the way and give young people a chance. That's pussy to me especially in 2020 when you have All the tools and resources that I didn't have when I was coming up I look at the best personalities that I've grown to love over the past, you know, five years It's the kid fury and crystals. It's the Jesus and Maros It's the tax stones. It's the Gear peppers. It's the the scotty beams like all of these people for the most part I think scottie started in radio, but the rest of them created their own Platforms to be seen and to be heard 85 south show You know, I'm saying Carlos Miller Chico B. DCm fly. They all created their own platforms. They didn't wait for no fucking body You know what I'm saying and and most of them got platforms that are bigger than some radio shows So I was like, don't sit around and wait for somebody to Give you something because guess what that's never gonna fucking happen. Joe Biden You got to go fucking take that shit. So all you young people with that mindset. That's a old fucking played out mindset I will only take it. I will say one thing where we should be agist There is one There is one Game in which you can judge someone for their age and they shouldn't be here because of their age And that is politics. Old people should not be making decisions about the world that they won't be here for Right. I don't need don trump or jill biden making decisions about the environment when they won't be here for the effects of their decisions I don't need them making decisions about the infrastructure to come of a country when you're not going to be here for your decisions Like let let somebody who's 40 decide what we're going to do about the polar ice caps or about the forests or about You know using You know recycling goods or whatever let a motherfucker that got to live through the decision make the decision I think you need old men for counsel uh young men for war Because I don't know why you getting counsel from someone who's not going to be here for the decision that he makes Because they've been here already. So joe biden is probably old enough to joe biden is probably old enough to remember all Them other pandemics that happens He might have been around when the first fucking flew hit america You know, I mean when that first fucking about an influenza hit america, he might have been around for this I'm sure he was but here's the thing I'm okay. I'm okay with an old person making a decision that's a now decision because they got all this wisdom, right? Then like the pandemic is a now decision. How do we handle this now? Right, joe biden was gonna be like look back in the day during the bubonic plague What we did was this and then that will help us, right? But I don't care what joe biden has to say about the environment Because he's not gonna live for that decision to come for whip to fruition I don't agree with that because you can still care about what happens now because he got grandkids He got you got children. That's gonna still be here long after he's gone Bro, his son is out there to care about crack. He don't care about his kids. Okay. I mean you always gonna have one fuck up Are you it's joe's second family? Oh, he had another family Yeah, didn't uh chris correct me if i'm wrong didn't joe biden's family We're not gonna hear chris his original family died or something Oh jesus I don't know I just know that this is this this is not his first go around in this all i'm simply saying is I don't knock anybody for their experience. I think that everybody's experience matters I think young people's experience matters. I think old people's experience matters All i'm simply saying is you just can't stand on the foundation of young Just like a person can't stand on the foundation of old. Yes, because you've been around Don't mean that you know any goddamn thing. Yeah, because you've been around Don't mean that you a fucking og and sometimes yeah, that's right You might not be an og and sometimes the shit that you live through because your age is actually tainting your worldview You know if like you ask a bunch of You if you ask a bunch of people right if you're looking at them I'm gonna get a little close here because I gotta I gotta move some shit But if you ask a bunch of people right and you're like Right up on you we're about kissing right there if you ask a bunch of people and you're like yo Old old old people you're like yo should black people and white people go to school together. They're gonna be a few of them We're gonna be like fuck no we only Why would they go to school together? Right? It's like like you don't want to get all of your advice from old people Because sometimes there's their wisdom is dated Absolutely, you know like you don't you're not gonna go to your great grandma and be like Hey, what do you think is the best thing to watch movies on and should be like well in your car You go to the drive through that's not gonna be how you watch movies ass. Taylor what I told her yesterday I said my greatest skill is knowing that I don't know everything And staying fluid. Yeah, always always being willing to learn You know regardless of what my experiences have been because that's what it's really about to me It's about experience right like you can have you can be you can be 25 and have had more experiences than a 40 year old But you know, it's about experience and it's about that that wisdom that comes with aid But you got to remain fluid up here. Yeah, you can't be stuck in your ways You always got to be willing to learn. Yeah, she called that Taylor said that was that was uh, that's called having a young mind I said no, it's not It's called having a fluid mind. It's called being open to change being being willing to learn You can be a hard-headed old motherfucker a young a young hard-headed. Oh motherfucker. Yeah I mean if you're hard headed and nothing can get through here It don't matter. You're not gonna ever be able to grow or be able to evolve or be able to help Be able to help anybody else grow our ball. Yeah, that's the tricky thing about life It's like knowing what to be hard-headed about and knowing what to be fluid about Because sometimes if you're fluid about absolutely everything you can get caught up in the hype And sometimes you need to be disciplined and you need to have You know the foundation of your belief set in stone so it doesn't get rattled You know, I trust my gut. Um, I trust my instincts. 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Have you given any thought to that because I've been really sitting here thinking about it and I was doing an episode of flagrant and I don't think that the movies in theaters makes it out of the pandemic. I think movie theaters close Yeah, you know, um AMC is already saying that they don't think that they're going to recover from this and it's interesting because First of all, it's interesting that all of these multi-million dollar corporations are living paycheck to paycheck like the average fucking American That's that's that's insane to me. But also, um, this guy came to me like six years ago with this idea And his idea was basically, you know a screaming service for the movie theaters Now the problem with that is you can't get no production companies and shit to agree with that because like why would they? Support your idea when they could just do something like that themselves And it basically was like a netflix for movies and you know the past few weeks we've been home I watched onward at home. I watched invisible man at home invisible man suck by the way I watched invisible man here at home and I like that when they was talking about black widow coming out on disney plus I was like hell the fuck. Yeah You know i'm saying make it a one time buy So if you so if you want to buy it as a as a consumer you got to continuously purchase it every time you want to watch it I would sit here on my fucking couch and pay that 20 dollars to watch black black widow on disney plus The problem with that is and it makes so much sense marvel can't limit it to just disney plus because marvel does I think they got like I don't know how much subscribers disney plus has But it's a big difference between putting it out on the streaming service to where you have A limited amount of people that subscribe to disney plus as opposed to opening it You know mass market worldwide, but I but I agree with you. I just um, I don't see how I don't see how movie deed is making out of this, bro. If I was amc. That's what I would do I would start a streaming service. Oh hundred percent it's it's it's an interesting thing about the virus because What it does is it it exposes pre-existing conditions both physically and economically Right, like when you if you physically are ill before you get coronavirus You got lung disorder. You have lung cancer or something like that. You're a smoker Corona can really fuck you up and can kill you even if you're not old, right? But it does the same thing to businesses economically like the movie business was already trending down Movie business in terms of going out to the theater, right? There were selling less tickets. It wasn't as popular And the pandemic has really kind of like seized it and it made us all realize oh shit like Why do I want to get dressed up to go see a movie? I might not even like I rather stay in my sweatpants Watch my 4k hd television with crystal clear audio that I have on my bow speakers that I purchased on my comfy couch With my girl, maybe my kids. I have a I have a delicious meal Not some buttery bullshit popcorn and some like a crunch bar that I'll buy for 50 bucks at the cash The cashier or whatever it is. Well, you're right. Well, let me tell you something. Mr. Privileged. Yeah, I had to think about this too. Yeah Everybody don't got nice TVs, bro. Son. Everybody don't got that I hear this shit. Everybody don't got nice TVs And then I see people punching themselves and punching each other in the face every black friday for a fucking flat screen Okay, so don't give me this shit that poor people don't got TVs Okay, black friday gives poor people everything they goddamn need to watch the movies that they want to watch Simple as that. Oh, you're right. Okay, right If I see another 300 pound Puerto Rican woman punch a white lady in the face to get a samsung And then you don't tell me that they don't got no fucking flat screens. I got a flat face You're right. We're the fuck all you fighters on black friday. Don't tell me you don't got no nice Go get your TVs, bro. Go get it. I was with you. You're absolutely right. I do like the movie going experienced I'm not gonna lie. It's a good Date night, you know, I'm saying I love I'm gonna be honest with you It comforts me go on go on that it just does like, you know, when I would sometimes like when you You know, you're dealing with anxiety and you know, you may have like, you know You're about to depression the movie theater makes me happy and you know what I love even more than the amc What I love a move. I love a small movie theater a small I don't know what's the word for it. Um, family owned Yeah, movie theater in a small town. So this while at least I live it, huh? So this is what I was thinking about that I don't know if movie theaters go away entirely, but I think what you'll have is like events So let's say, uh marvel comes out with a new movie the another avengers not like they are gonna but who knows whatever another avengers, right Maybe you know how like some bars would put on the fight on pay per view and everybody would go to the bar to watch the fight Yeah, so maybe what happens is small independent places Maybe it's excuse me a theater. Maybe it's a comedy club. Maybe it's a local restaurant Whatever they put on their own versions of the movie that they'll they'll buy from the movie company And then you have people have a nice dinner. They have a good meal It's not bullshit. You're not sitting in a bunch of seats that got bed bugs But you're actually having that date night experience and going to see the movie like to be honest Maybe drive-through movies actually have like a resurgence. That could be kind of dope You're in your car. Nice night with the reclining chair. I like the movies with the reclining chair Like you just kick back. Yeah I'm saying like those those are perfect when you take your kids to see them kids movies You know, I mean, you know the type of sleep I got in jumanji Do you know the fucking sleep the type of sleep I got during little Oh my god, man, some of the best fucking sleep ever during them kids move You slept through kevin hart being scared again I definitely slept through jumanji. I woke up. I woke up at one point during jumanji and was like Oh, shit. Is that aquafina? I went right back to sleep. Wait, was aquafina in it? Yes, he's in the new jumanji. Oh really? Yes, man, aquafina's in the fucking new jumanji. That's aquafina, man. She's been killing it, bro Um, I'm gonna be I I think you're right about movie theaters. Um What else what else what else is struggling now that you don't think it's gonna make it out of this man Like I hate to say it. I think scripted television scripted television, but it's killing it right now People are obsessed with these scripted shows. What's your point? I don't take you you got to go tape some of these shows shows I'll say eventually when we're back. Oh, you mean done. I think um I don't know man. I haven't thought about it I actually was thinking about the businesses that were going to thrive like I was saying like the Like the audio business is going to thrive radio podcast book business is going to thrive Um, you know, whether it's hard couple books whether it's audible books They're going to thrive animation is definitely going to thrive Animation is literally the only thing that you can really get moving right now You had a cartoon in the works I guarantee they sending those people over to those studios to do those voiceovers It's just you and the engineer that's it in and out you can be by yourself That shit is definitely going to get moving. Um, I think it's gonna get what about retail I wonder if retail the way we know retail like all these stores were already falling apart, right? Like Barney's went out of business all these other stories are already going they're going bankrupt the pandemic hits, right? And Now people can't go out to these stores and buy and I think during a pandemic You start to realize how you really purchase clothing Like the days where we would just go into uh, what was the store back at jimmy jazz or some shit in the city You know, we're like you just walk into a store that has a little bit of everything You buy sneakers jeans a fucking hoodie or something like that. I think those days are done I think what we do is we're really niche in the way we dress where we're like Oh, boom. I like my jeans from subi, but I like a hoodie from over here I like uh my sneakers from over there and I think that we start purchasing things online that exact way So instead of going to a uh urban outfitters to get everything We'll go online to the specific stores we want by and if we don't like just return I want you to go for a second. I want you to go for a year And you haven't realized that yet Son, here's the thing here's the thing how women shop and how men shop are different It's like oh, you mean men are gonna start shopping like women baby. Exactly like okay Because here's the thing men. We don't return things right like if I buy a pair of jeans and it don't fit I have a pair of jeans that don't fit. That's just how it works, right? Taylor just texted me and said women need to try clothes on who's a tailor Taylor Who's that Taylor Taylor said women need to try clothes on look we need to try clothes on too We just won't return them if they don't fit and everybody's weight doesn't fluctuate like yours Taylor. Oh, shit Oh Shit Taylor Taylor taking shots Taylor Go go go go. I'll I'll brought up another thing that I wanted to bring up as well But I also I just said Taylor's Taylor's before on Monday After on Thursday with him before again on that next Wednesday I hate you Taylor you before after right now Shut the fuck up. I am the thing Yeah, all right. All right. Let's post a picture. You know, this there's been a lot a lot less selfies, huh? A lot less thirst traps out there, huh? I've noted nowhere to get dressed up at say what? No, because y'all don't want to show off your apartments Y'all take all those pictures and the guy that's taking you out's apartment I have no I have a very nice apartment Mm-hmm Anyway back to the clothing thing. So I think men will start shopping more like women and also another thing that I think changes completely is delivery What do you mean? so like You know how now when you go out to a restaurant well not now but pre-pandemic you go out to a restaurant, right? You ask for a reservation at eight o'clock Right. Yes, and the restaurant tells you okay. We got a resident We have a we have a 15 or we have a 30 or we have whatever right? But when you call for delivery You just get your food whenever they can send it to you. There's no time I think popular restaurants when we get back to business I think a lot of restaurants will will fail because they can't stay open But I think the ones that do stay open will be rampacked because that will be what exists, right? And most people won't have more money to invest in a new restaurant Anyway, so we won't have a lot of new restaurants and the ones that are there are going to be the really good ones and I think what happens is delivery becomes the exact same as Dining in in that you request a time for your delivery And they have slotted times for your delivery like we have an 830 delivery available We have a 15 delivery available But we don't have 730 when you want to get your meal And I think people start eating at home at a given time based on the restaurant's availability Smart smart um could work, right? What were you saying? I'll go I think restaurants are going to suffer because people are learning to cook Oh, that's another thing. So as I'll think restaurants will suffer because people are learning how to cook and they're learning how How I don't want to say easy, but how effectively they can make a delicious meal I think y'all discredited one thing when it comes to that though a lot of times man You know, even with the movie theater even with the restaurant It's not about necessarily the movie or the food. It's just the experience Going out the fuck is this like to go out, bro? So here's the thing about going out, right the movie and the And why movies a little bit different and I think food is a little different You're out, but you're not connecting with people and I think now when people go out They want to connect like I think fucking concerts, dude Like the first time you could go out to a concert and sing with thousands of people your favorite song at the same time That's going to be an unreal experience for people. It's going to feel like 4th of july fireworks You ain't getting that shit for another year and a half So I don't know man. I'm curious about it Bill Gates said it the best and I agree with him. Bill Gates said until there is Bill Gates No, Bill Gates said until there's a gates, bro Didn't tell there's a act of a vaccine and he's right. You know where he's testing that vaccine, bro That's not true. You know, he's testing that ask india. Ask in go to robert. Oh, I thought you about to say rfk Go to rfk jr's instagram right now. See his last post Bro, they testing that shit right there rikers. Yo motherfuckers. That's doing Who's in rikers? I mean People doing life By the way, if you were doing life in to life in rikers, bro I don't fucking rikers is a jail But if you listen if you were doing life in prison, yeah, they came to you and they was like, look You want to test some vaccines out on you? You a comic book guy like myself? You tried might turn the luke cage is that what happened to luke cage? Yes They try to vaccinate him I don't know if it was vaccination But it was some type of experiment they was doing on him while he was in prison Bro came luke fucking cage that might be a way to do it except the vaccine Yo, you don't think they're trying some slick shit with these vaccines, bro and Every goddamn hotel every black israelite andre 3000 they all been telling us this forever Isn't that the new wait, what are they telling us not to fuck with the vaccine y'all give anti-vaccinators hell Anti-vaccinators been telling y'all like don't take these vaccines. No, I'm listen. I'm pro vaccine I think vaccine is what allowed You know people to fucking live decent lives and not worry about like stubborn their toe on something metal And then just dying a few days later from tetanus, right? Uh that being said It is a little interesting that you have Some like bill gates who's like sneakily almost predicted this a few years back to all of a sudden be ready to go with these vaccines and it's just like He's not ready to go with the vaccines. He's just funding. He's funding the research for the vaccines You got to think about a guy like bill gates. He's a billionaire So he has access to some of the most brilliant minds in the world He has conversations with people like bill gates didn't say nothing that george w bush didn't say George w bush was like, yes, george w bush said if we don't get ahead I don't know. I don't want to I don't want to misquote him But he basically talked about how we have to have a global pandemic team and take a global pan a global pandemic team in place Because eventually there will be a global pandemic in fucking america like joe rogan been talking about shit like this Yeah, it is an interesting thing like new information to anybody It is an interesting thing because it's the let's say hypothetically speaking if you want to get a little conspiratorial It is the perfect way to get people to do what you want them to do Because now it's not just about you. It's about the people you could affect They're basically like let's say some bad guys out there some bad actors out there like all right We want to put a chip in everybody's arms so we can control what they do Or we want to put a vaccine inside everybody's body so we can kind of like manipulate their bodies in some way shape or form Etc You can't just tell them to do it because we're too rebellious, right? But you can say hey, you got to do this to protect your grandma You got to do this or you could kill your granddad You got to do this. You could kill old people Now it's not about you. It's actually selfish if you don't do it. It's kind of genius manipulation technique Yeah, but millions of people get vaccination shots every year the flu they do the flu shot every I never do a flu shot I never I don't I don't do it either, but millions of people do like they offer them to do it Because I grew up listening to the whole text I Grew up listening to motherfucking whole taps man And you know it used to be this sign in the barber shop I used to get my hair cut in mom's corner I think it was professional bar shop They had a sign and it was this dude this big-ass needle and it said vaccines or viruses What are they injecting us with and that shit is always stuck with me I never put a little in the of the virus in so you could get you know, they just put the tip in That shit works. Hey Has it not worked? It definitely works. You know the girl builds up the antibodies for your dick, and then you start fucking Yeah, and then you look at your kids your kids get shots early on like I don't know why people are acting like, uh, you know The next logical step after coronavirus is to find a vaccine for it. They literally that's what has literally happened to every single Fucking flu you need a vaccine It's just how they enforce it is going to be interesting to me. I mean look I perform live for a living I had to push my special back my special is going to be in november 13th and 14th. I believe So we change new dates anybody if you want those tickets you have are still available for those dates Um, but I had to push my special back And I think that the people will feel the most confident going back out to live events if a vaccine exists So i'm pro vaccine. I want that vaccine immediately Yeah, I was talking to my guy Aaron McGruder yesterday, man He brought up a good point He was talking about just that he was like, you know, not only are people going to feel not going to feel comfortable Gathering together until they get a vaccine. He was like, yo People that are in the most danger When things open back up. Mm-hmm. It's people like us. Yeah. Wait, why if you haven't had the virus yet? Oh, yeah If you've never been exposed to the virus You know what i'm saying you haven't built up the antibodies So when we go back out into the world unless we've had it and didn't know it Like we're we're going to be super exposed to catching. Yo, that's the fucked up thing about like testing the vaccine Like you hear like they're testing the vaccine in africa and like part of you is like man, that's fucked up You can't do that, but then there's also part of you like Well, they gotta test it somewhere, you know Why go to africa? Go to russia with it. Go somewhere. Don't test it here Florida go to florida. They don't care already Go to fucking wait. Where's joe exotic from? Hey, oh, uh, uh, oh maha, nebraska Son, we got to do it somewhere. Who who wants to get tested, bro? You know what? Maybe we should make people earn that $1,200 the government's going to give them You want that $1,200? Take this Just start giving out comic books in jail, bro Give them wolverine give them captain america give them luke cage Give them all of these people who got their powers because of government experiments, yo That's all and these people that are doing life in prison as i'm talking about these guys that are doing 80 years 100 years they and there's no hope of them getting out. There's no you ain't up for parota 2075 and you already 40 In the words of president donald j trump. What do you got to lose? There we go There we go Dude, what if that's a bro act actually a great thing? Why don't we take all the people that have extremely long sentences and say hey? Here's this vaccine. We're trying out if you live you get to get out of jail Oh Right, that's a good role in a nice take that deal That's a good role in a fucking die in a dying jail or you get out now We're not talking about you know murders and rapists and that kind of shit We're talking about you you're like a drug dealer. You got some crazy, you know You stole shit like one of those you get long sentences for doing something that's not extremely violent Okay, I wonder the percentage of people on death row who Know they committed a crime Have made peace with the crime that they committed and they know that one day they're gonna die Those are the people that probably you get to get to get the vaccine get the vaccine. There you go See if it works if not But you already doing it like me like a lot of actually die a hero, bro You die a hero a lot of states do leave from injection So if you give them the option like look we're gonna test this on you if it works and you live you're free It doesn't you die You already on death row This is a phenomenal deal. I don't know anybody that wouldn't take this deal 100% if you think you're innocent you wouldn't take it. Yeah, but you're not getting out anyway Yeah, you're not getting out anyway. I don't know man But what were we talking about? How do we get on bill gates? Oh, yeah, yeah about the vaccine thing Yeah, you didn't like you don't like you don't like bill gates. I don't trust it, bro Something's going on. I think that bill gates is one of these people that get too much flat Just because he's a fucking billionaire and it's not his fault that he literally invented something that changed the world Like we have to stop rich shaving vent. Yo Microsoft what is that? I don't fucking know that's the thing with bill gates. I think he's tight I think on some level. He's tight that he will be forgotten Because nobody knows what he invented like Steve jobs off. We don't know what Microsoft is. What is Microsoft? Isn't it the fucking Wi-Fi program? Are you doing a computer program son? We don't know like could you go buy some Microsoft? I'm sure you can't nobody listening right now or the majority of people listening right now Got no fucking clue what Microsoft is. Yeah, but we see that shit every time we turn on Computers you see it, but you don't know what it does. What is Microsoft? Think about it. What does it do? It's software Microsoft Microsoft is my dick when I get out the pool Yes, it's exactly. It's the operating system for PC computers. Did you know that? Yes, okay, so here's the thing. I thought it was Wi-Fi. You didn't know that stop. I did the same Okay, it makes your computer work It's the same fucking dick. I was like invented that shit before the internet came out and he thought it was Wi-Fi You see that shit no matter what kind of computer you got when you open up that shit You see Microsoft man, so I don't move without Bill Gates, baby See, that's the bullshit. We don't know if it moves or we don't know if it doesn't move I think that Bill Gates wants to be known for something and on some level He's got to accept that there is nothing that we will remember him for in the tech Andrew, we don't know what that is Yes, we do Steve Jobs. What Steve Jobs makes say it. Say it with your fucking chess your Apple products Hold on if I'm not mistaken hold on Let me see Chris is texting you. Oh, yeah, Chris says the company that makes word doc 2 Thanks, Chris man, bro. Stop hating. I think you mad because you got to look like him without glasses, bro Yeah Stop hating on Bill Gates, man. I'm not hate. I'm just skeptical bro. I'm skeptical now Here's the thing Why are we so skeptical of billionaires because we should it's a weird thing to be It's a weird thing to have that much money, bro You can get there say what you can get there. So I don't want to I don't care to If I might you might listen it might happen by accident You might invent something that literally changes the world so much and then in the process And then in the process, I would have to absolutely crush and destroy my competition To get there. Nobody becomes a billionaire ethically. It doesn't happen. I don't believe that There's not one ethical billionaire that exists in the whole world. What if no? I mean, listen, it's impossible right because even if you if you get into computers built I'm should probably getting built in china with child labor. You know the apple iphone. That's not your fault I mean, you decide to have them built there That is your fault. You decide to have them built there. Well, she's gonna build them at you want to do child labor in florida Yeah Keep them kids off the streets, bro Why can't you child labor in florida keep them off the streets keep them off the beach man Why florida is the why florida the litmus test for everything florida florida florida is the new bronx No, the bronx is the bronx and then it's florida now bronx used to have it down and all of a sudden florida came Out and they were just wilding bro. Yeah, the last few years florida is taken over, right? You know, what? You're right. The bronx came up too much. It got too successful. Yeah, these are marrow cardi marrow cardi B French montana Like they they learned to take that crazy and focus it, you know, I'm saying then they gave us aoc and it's like What the fuck this isn't the bronx i'm used to i'ma call the bronx riverdale The bronx is i'ma call the bronx westchester. I'm not even and bronx don't exist like it used to exist, bro Florida's still out here florida still out here ignorant as fuck ignorant And you gotta love it. You gotta respect it low-key. Yeah. Yeah. You have to respect it. So put them kids to work So here's my thing on bill gates. I think he knows people don't Remember him for making anything. We see the sign, but we don't know what he made This is the most brilliant idiot take we've had in months go go everybody knows bill gates made But we don't know what they what we don't know what he made Microsoft son If I ask you to write down what it is It's the operating system for the pc and then what Your computer don't work without it It does What is it it's the heart is it the heart of the computer? I don't fucking know. I just know that when you told you you don't know nobody knows what bill gates did As far as i'm concerned he did nothing. No, that's not true. How you know computers even need an operating system It has to oh how we cut on maybe it doesn't maybe this whole time. He's been selling us nothing. No when you cut yet. Let me see One of these buttons had the microsoft shit on it on it on the on the fucking keyboard Yo, you know how easy it is to pick up your fucking iphone and go man. Steve jobs made this You know how easy it is to pick up your AirPods be like man. Steve jobs made this Oh, you see that's the thing right you're you're you're you're thinking about the tangible item That's in your hand. It's literally like that's what we remember over time the printing press What was it Gutenberg was a Gutenberg Gutenberg made the fucking printer You remember the things you can hold way more popular than goddamn glutenberg. No, he's not First of all glutenberg ain't been hot since he fucking was wrestling in the goddamn wcw All right, he used to come out and motherfucking spear people and body slam them when he got to the wwe He was wack. I didn't even know he made the print press. Wow made the print and press bro Think about other things actual things that were invented. Okay, those brothers that made the airplane Right brothers, right brothers boom You know what they made a fucking airplane. They didn't make the operating system for the airplane Nobody knows what when they ask you in the future, what did bill gates make your gonna say microsoft? Hey, what did elon musk make say it bro tesla Electric car that should have been invented forever But he made it an electric car that we will all remember forever He made the rocket that comes back to earth. You're not gonna remember what bill gates made bro Nobody's gonna ever forget microsoft in word doc You're a comedian you write jokes on word doc first of all i write books in word doc No, I don't I do not write jokes on word doc Okay, I do not write. I do not get my fucking word doc open and hit the return button a couple times Bill gates demand his logo is so recognizable. You see what is it called? It's called microsoft word You don't even know the name of it. That's how little you go remember bill gates, bro. Microsoft, baby It's all microsoft the man fucking named a operating system for a pc after his dick So, right? Yeah, okay, and we're going to remember him forever. I don't think so doc I don't believe in questioning bill. I don't I don't believe that logic of of billionaires have to do something wrong either I just think that some people tell me a billionaire who is completely clean. Just give me a completely clean It's a thing. I don't know what I think I got one. I think I got one who's pretty clean Oh the guy who owns starbucks Howard Howard Schultz. Yeah, Howard Schultz. My cousin my cousin okay Yeah, there's gonna be people here who actually believe he's my cousin. I think we gotta correct that life And they always see you at starbucks cups He's like you sneaky motherfuckers. I knew this motherfucker was rich. I knew he had a starbucks money He was old fucking done Howard Schultz has been funded. Um, yo, I'll just go. I'll go. You're dressing their colors You are dressing their colors. Howard Schultz has been funding andrew schultz's comedy career for the past two years Let's go Trust me. He hasn't but no, I don't know if he's clean either. Listen. I don't know Here's the thing. We don't know any of these people Somebody put that in the atmosphere one day that billionaires have to do foul shit in order to become billionaires And now we just look at all the billionaire sideways when the truth to the matter is can we just admit We're jealous Can we just we're envious can we just admit it's kind of some hate brah? I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous I'm not either because I look at them and I say what's gonna be the idea that I create That changes the world and you know makes my family well off for a very very long time I think that I got a couple now. I think that I'm in the process Of launching a couple which we'll see what you got. What's one of I wait till the press release comes out Yo, I wish that I didn't even have to put a press release out on it but That comes with the territory when you are a person in my position and when you're doing things with the people That I'm doing things with press releases help the launch of things I didn't get it gotta do it. Okay. Can can we see your hairline? Nah, you said you were gonna show it to us this week, man. Come on. It's not as bad as I thought though Let me see it. Let me just see The top of it I want to see where the hair starts don't show us the part that's actually there keep going back Keep going back. Keep going back. God damn, bro. Keep going back Bro, you look like black robocop keep going back You still don't see anything. Nah, keep going back. Is it in yet? Dude, keep going back. This is insane, dude. You still don't see nothing son. Have you just shaved bro? Keep going back Keep going back I already folded the hoodie down twice. Why are you even wearing a hoodie if you don't got no hair to cover at all, bro You can wear a yamaka, right There's hair, right? Oh a little maybe a little bit Keep going back a little grass on the infield, bro. Keep going back Hey, dude, microsoft is the brush you use Bro, I don't know how to fuck barbers aren't considered essential workers, bro Dude, I tried to get mine to come up from north carolina, bro. I'm ready to risk it Yo, we got it, dude. We just got to ready to risk it. They already wear gloves and a fucking face thing Put the mask on i'm ready to risk it, bro Yeah, and they're cutting your hair from behind you mostly, right? So it's not like they can breathe into your mouth Let me check your temperature. We good done. I think we got to bring it back. Keep conversation to a minimum Like let's go ty. What's happening? That's it. That's my barber's name. Oh, okay. I thought you had someone calling in Um, thank let me let's let's do some more things you won't care about next week. Uh, did we talk about, um I think I mentioned this earlier. You said you thought they were lying Wuhan in china has, um What in china opens back up after three months lockdown After what? After a three month lockdown even locked down for three months and and now wuhan has opened back up But you say you don't believe china. I mean Do you believe china? Yes, and i'ma tell you why why because There's a chinese city that that finally banned its citizens from eating dogs and cats is the city of shinsen Okay, it's in wuhan and they are banning the consumption of dog and cats beginning may 1st calling it not only common practice in developed countries But part of the demand and spirit of human civilization. Now think about think about like chicken over here or um What's what's the meat of steak a good steak? Yep Imagine us really Because Something that we were doing over here Caused the global pandemic because you know, that's what they say they say that they were experimenting on the animals In china right and our in wuhan they were experimenting on the animals and they didn't um set the animals on fire No, that's not what it was that's what they're lying about what they're doing is they have these wet markets Where they just sell any fucking animal you can buy a jelly fish out of a bucket You can buy a penguin you could just buy anything This is why all the viruses come out of china is because they're still dealing with animals, right? And uh, there's this youtuber named cgp gray and he puts out these like great informational videos But there's one i think it's kind of about this and it's been something that's kind of curious But nobody ever asked right it's like you know when like white people came to america And they gave smallpox to the native americans native americans right but nobody ever asks Why didn't the native americans give their diseases to the white people? right Technically they both should have their unique diseases and then give it to each other and then wipe each other out right The issue the reason why they didn't is because they didn't have any diseases Because native americans weren't dealing with domesticated animals. They didn't domesticate any animals Before white people came americans say again are maybe native americans weren't psychopathic genocidal killers who wanted to wipe out Now you gotta you got to be thinking about germ wall. No, they were they were they were psychopathic and genocidal to each other I mean that's documented, but in terms of the smallpox shit like why didn't just being around them give off the disease The reason why white people have had so many diseases is because they've been around animals for so long Right, so like if you look at like in england I think the cholera outbreak happened because they're around pigs and shit like that Basically it has any society starts to develop you start to have animals you domesticate the animals Now you're kicking it with these animals and when humans are kicking with animals They're not supposed to be kicking with eventually these viruses or diseases start popping up and then people end up dying China they still do that shit the rest of us are like animals have parasites and You know viruses and shit that exist within them that that are compatible with their immune system They can live with them not us exactly So now we get them shits from the animals right because we're living in such close proximity We're not supposed to be doing that and china still does it when they have these wet markets So if they want to shut down the wet markets Then we're not gonna have these diseases pop up every few years like we have But until they do that We're still gonna get a disease every few years out of china because someone got to eat a bat Or someone got a fucking wrestle a pig or someone got to eat a fucking I don't know whatever that's why i salute the city in china i salute the city in china Because they stopped the consumption of dog and cats let you go this i guess it's me Yeah, it is big it's part that's like that's like somebody over here stopping the consumption of meat because The meat isn't healthy as as vegans have been trying to tell us for years. You know what i'm saying Yeah, that's big. I don't think that they eat as much dog as we eat steak I don't know if that's true or not. I don't think they do I mean that's my you gotta if you have to put a law in place to stop the consumption of it There's a dog filet out there somewhere, bro All right, and i'm not even hey, hey, hey, there's a big dog. There's a mcdonald's mcdonald's All right, if they if they gotta stop the consumption of it They eating the light of that motherfucker, bro. They gotta make a law to stop it. It's going down Ah, yo, you're right man. I can't say you're wrong bro. If you got to implement the law Yes, man, like you don't build a wall unless motherfuckers are trying to sneak in That's what i'm saying. You know it's going down like china built a wall I built the wall johnny said the consumption of dog and cat is done Should we should we bring them in hit his drop one time taylor? Let's bring them in. I know he's dying any chris Can he chime in chris are you muted you got to unmute your shit? I'm wondering can you hear me now we can hear you go chime in chris I mean, I don't I don't think they eat that much dog in china Obviously they eat it more than in other places not in china in this particular city. I can't remember the name of it I had We got it right now. I can't remember the name of it. It's a city in wuhan though. Well, wuhan is a city, but That that doesn't kind of prove the point because dogs and cats whether you're eating they're not are already domesticated You're already in contact with them. I think yeah What you guys are talking about is other animals that we wouldn't normally be in contact with that they're catching in the wild Bringing them in and then eating them. That's probably more non domesticated animals That's the issue. You can't be around non domesticated animals, right? Like native americans didn't have horses until white people brought them over. They didn't have anything domesticated So they just why they stopped to eat why they stopped the consumption of the dogs and the cats then I think it's a pr move. They're like man, they know that we eat dogs and cats and they make fun of us for it All right cut that shit out But you could still sell a turtle in the middle of the street in china You didn't hear the city. I named chris. I said the city in the beginning I don't have my phone. The one that has the dog festival every year There's I think that's in korea actually No, let me get it. Hold on There is a city and they did uh Somebody did some like documentary on it, but there's like this big dog festival every single year Matter of fact, I should look up on my phone and maybe they shut it down there But that's like you said chris. That's not the issue The issue is you just can't be hanging around these fucking animals and then just having them out there in the open Or else eventually people are going to catch some weird shit from them Yeah, I mean, I think the native american point's a good point But the the other thing I would say to further that is the other advantage the reason native americans didn't have diseases They didn't travel much beyond their natural boundaries The reason europeans have been trading diseases in asians is they travel all over the world for thousands of years Yeah, and when you travel shinsen shinsen chris shinsen A wuhan province. So yeah when you travel around the world That's a good point and you're bringing these animals around the world that people aren't used to living with That's when you're going to trade that disease. I mean like the black plague the bubonic plague Like that was started from rats from china rats from china came along the silk road or whatever it was because Finally there was trade between europe and china and uh, they also traded some of their lovely, uh, plagues with us I'm gonna tell you something though man y'all fronten If we've if if we've ever had some of that rat on a stick man, that should be hitting yo, I'm not I'm not saying it's not Someone has You would have some of the foreign animals be hitting bro. You'd have to start me out a squirrel like something more aesthetically pleasing You know the world you eat you've eaten squirrel. Hell. Yeah. I love that squirrel in west virginia Um, salute to the buck wild family. I was thinking about them this week. That's so crazy and shane died Uh, I think shane died on april 1st. It's been April 8th. So yes, I don't know how long it's been since shane's been dead, but Yeah, we had squirrel dumpling. We had bear shoulder Oh, I want to try bear bro bear bear shoulder was hitting bro. It was good We bought in like none of it. I cleaned my plate. Yeah, but duvall just eats appetizers and McDonald's We had deer has squirrels deer has squirrel dumpling and bear shoulder with fresh green beans that they grew Yo, duvall said the funniest shit when he was on rogan like he said he only eats fast food Right be as fast food is good, right and rogan's like, yeah, but haven't you seen those studies where like they take a mcdonald's hamburger And they just leave it there for 15 years and it looks exactly the same and then duvall looks at him. He goes Ain't that good? And loki you got a point like if the food doesn't go bad, maybe it's not that bad All right guys, we're gonna take a break for a second. Pay some bills. Listen How is it that most cleaning products make you feel so dirty? That is the exact opposite of their intended Purpose, okay, they got these chemicals inside them. 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Yeah, and she said that, um She feels like she's in jail Uh, sometimes I forgot what the exact quote was Taylor has it But she says she feels like she's in jail yada yada yada, which a lot of people are saying She had context for it. That was funny What was the context Taylor I feel I got in jail because I can't go anywhere and everybody's gay Yes, play the clip Taylor if you got it. So it was a joke Uh, this is this is like being in jail is what it is It's uh, mostly because I've been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay Listen comedian, uh, good joke. I guess kind of basic but bad timing Yeah, the reason is bad. The reason is bad timing is because if you see what's happening in these prisons right now Due to the coronavirus. It's not dope. It's not sexy at all, bro. I mean, what's happening in those prisons Well, you got um, there's a prison in uh, Ohio. Oh, can we stop right now? Yes. Takashi's free. We gotta talk about this, bro We thought yeah, let's let's put this put a button on this ellen thing real quick. All right, but you look at what's happening in the prison Um, you had this guy, uh, he called from this low security prison in Ohio He was showing himself on the face time and he was just showing prisoners around him Sick, he's got a year left on his sentence for a non violent drug offense. Wow He's like y'all might die in here. You know, you saw the letter that tax done put out a couple weeks ago About what's going on in rikers tax don't say these feels like he's in a grave With his eyes wide open, you know, you see, um, it was a brother in Louisiana He had like a year left on his sentence for a non violent drug offense He died if you look at what happened in california, they let Like 3500 inmates free. Yeah, right because they're just like look these guys got They don't have they have a little bit of time left on their sentences. They're non violent You know drug offenders let them go like let them go. Yeah Oh, you know for ellen to say that it was just a little little tone def Especially when you have people putting a lot of resources into the prisons right now Like, you know, jay-z and meek mill them just sent a lot of ppe to rikers island You know, um, when you see people releasing the prisoners because they don't want they don't want them to die in jail Because they know that's what potentially could happen. Yeah, it was just a little tone deaf ellen And if I was ellen it's an easy way to clean this up easy Just bring van jones on your show Let van jones bring light to what's happening in some of these prisons. You know what I'm saying bring some attention to it So some of these other governors some of these other, you know, state officials Take heed to what they did in california what they're doing and even in new york Like let some let some of these prisoners go That's all the non violent drug offenders or long sentences. Let them go or you could prove how gay it is and drop that porn what Come on. So you don't want to see that ellen porn you want to see her dance now show me that dance girl No, what are you talking about? Come on, bro Absolutely not you wouldn't watch an ellen porn. I thought you like old woman porn. Now all of a sudden you don't No, I want her to use her platform to help bring light to what's happening into these I want her to use her platform for porn And I think she will because a lot of people was We're tweeting her and stuff today and all you got to do is bring van jones on let van jones speak about Now we can talk about six nine. Um Let's talk about six We can talk about six nine because like I said earlier you have brilliant people you have idiots But are you gonna are you gonna do what you promise to do? No, because I won the bet you said if six nine gets out of jail No, that's not what I say. I said if six nine beats his case Yes That's what I said. You said if he beats his case, you're sucking that down a lot. He didn't beat his case He didn't beat his case No, he didn't get out before he was supposed to get out No Six nine sat in jail for a year. He ratted on everybody. He did rat He ratted on everybody. Yeah went to court And they told him he had another year and then he went there for that year and then God bless him corona virus happens Let me tell you something. I wouldn't he's one of the guys I'm talking about I wouldn't let you suck his dick, bro I wouldn't suck his dick. I wanted I wanted to bet. I wouldn't let you though Listen, I'm not gonna let him see the top of your head like this, bro. Listen. Here's what kidney done Not until you get a haircut. Y'all made one the bet Say again I won the bet. So he gotta suck your dick if he beats his case. He did not beat his case So does he have to suck your dick? Yeah, I was just being I was I was I was being uh I don't know what the word is. What's the word? I should know what the word No, I wasn't for ceases. It was another word. I used to use it was hyperbole Hyperbole Got you, bro. There you go. Bang. I was gonna call that hyperbole. I'm like, no, that's not what it is Hyperbole's the next disease to come out of china hyperbole. Okay hyperbole Hyperbole Is what that was. I was just letting people know that there's no way he's beating this fucking case All right, and he did I was so confident I was so confident that he wouldn't beat the case that I often to do that You were willing to put your lips on the line And you know and not only did I do that I provided entertainment for the internet for Ever you really did now. I won't let that shit die six nineties out We got to talk to him We got to have a conversation not interested. He should go on ellen You probably will end up on ellen and talk about what's really going on. I'm not interested. I thought what he did This week was corny. What do you do? Um, there was a post on the shade room and it was something about Oh, yeah, that should have been a mayor or governor. That shit was funny, man That shit ain't funny. Come on, bro I'm gonna tell you why that shit ain't funny because you ruined a bunch of people's lives and you think that shit is a joke Who's like and and and when six nine did that he showed me That he has not learned from the era of his ways at all because of course check it out You're it's people I did I will that will really kill you for that For like snitching snitching And you're gonna come home and make a joke about it like hey six nine to the rescue those kids and shit may laugh at you Six nine you have not escaped the wrath of the screech, but here's the thing it's like once someone's gonna kill you Nothing you say is gonna make them kill you more Like he's already got the death penalty so at this point in time is like there's no risk in trolling because I'm already gonna get killed if they ever see me That's that's I mean I get what you're saying and you're absolutely right But that's not the way to live life That's not the way to live when you've gotten a second chance at life Yeah, regardless of how you've gotten that second chance regardless if it was because you snitched and not That's no way to live that life, bro Like would be happy would you ever talk to him? Would you ever have an interview with him or have a conversation? I don't think so really I don't think so. I don't see the need Because for me it would just be and I told you so Because you know when I did the first interview with him And everybody said I was trying to troll him. I wasn't trying to troll him at all I was just telling him how this shit was going in bro Should we try to touch our fingers together and you just go eat the phone home Eat the phone home Like nah, I really don't think I really don't think I would interview 69. I don't see any reason I don't see any reason for me to want to interview 69 But I think that you would obviously make an interesting interview You guys have that funny joke and banter But there could also be a situation where you press him on the shit that he did I don't think it's worth it. That's fair. We know what he did. You know what I'm saying Like it's like I don't get anything out of that. That's just me being like for what like we know what he did That's literally like praying I've been thinking about this. Okay You pray to god Right and tell him what's going on. Yeah All right, and tell him what you need help with as if god doesn't already know right We were talking about this last week, right? It's like it's just the stupidest logic in the world So I don't get anything out of Telling 69 what the world already knows 69 knows he read it. Yeah, I gotta live with that every day of his life Trust me. He don't feel good about that You think he doesn't you think he doesn't feel good. No That tweet that that caption was him putting his toe in the water And I'm telling you 69 don't come out really don't do it bruh. No, don't do it Don't do it. Don't play with don't play with it in that way What do you think's gonna happen to him? Honestly, what do you see happening to him? I really don't know I don't want to predict his future because I don't want to put any negative energy his weight But it's going to be very interesting because you really you never could believe him to begin with But you really can't believe him now. You definitely can't come out and start rapping about no gangster shit Yeah, you know I'm saying if you rap about being being a snitch, that would be a great angle That'd be something we never seen before but That ain't gonna fly. Right. You know I'm saying like I really don't know. I don't know where 69 goes from here To be totally honest. I'm sure that it'll be plenty of people wanting to interview him I'm sure there'll be plenty of documentaries made and all types of shit I'm sure he will have no shortage of of work opportunities, but I'm I'm I'm not interested. I wish him the best Can I don't I don't wish bad on him. Can he make a living after this? Yeah, because you can still put out music and can he stay safe? probably not Depends though, but I would say probably not only reason I say depends it because it just matters like, you know The only what world he chooses to be in but that don't even matter no more But they if they want to come get you they're gonna come get you. Yeah, you just don't know You just don't know who he's pissed off. It's not even about his direct enemies I'm telling you it's people that don't like rats Right, right and it's not some hood shit. You know that shows that's mafia ball shit That's fucking nobody nobody likes to snitch on any level. They don't like white collar snitches They don't like hood snitches. They don't like the snitches that snitched on the mafia. They don't like snitches So I don't I don't know where he goes from it. I'm be honest with you. I don't know I know those kids won't care Those kids are still by his music They don't they don't they don't have those same values Yeah, don't give a fuck about the streetlight They give a fuck about his antics and him making people laugh That's an interesting point that you brought up is that it's not just the people he snitched on People in general don't like snitches So now he's going to get different treatment. He's not going to get protection when he goes to certain cities Be as you can't protect a rat Word up. There's going to be a lot of complications. I never thought about it that way. That's really interesting Is when you snitch Yeah, it's like when you snitch you remove yourself from the protection of the street code if you will Like you go to a certain city There are guys in that city that you could hire to protect you They're not professional But they're going to get the job done and they know everybody in the city and they call everybody in the city and go Hey, listen, don't touch him. He's hiring me. Everything's cool. Correct. Is that kind of how it goes pretty much? Yeah, so now you can't call on those people Now you got to get what like a regular security company to like walk around with you like How does he leave his house? Bro, nobody likes snitches. You think why you think nobody's why you think nobody's testifying against donald trump Fear that he was the president And that he was gonna hold him accountable. You snitch you think you're gonna snitch on me Yeah, you're fucking, you know, I have a have a career have a life. Whatever like, no You don't play that shit at all and guess what the ones that didn't snitch get protected That's all that's why I say you got to celebrate certain ones. That's why I'm like, damn But when I look at hip-hop and I look at the laws and I've said this before when I look at the laws that hip-hop No has and champions and celebrates By hip-hop's law bobby smurder should fucking Come home to millions of dollars and be a king It should be that is interesting. I think we were having a conversation. It was me you and van, right? And we were having a little group chat and I asked Why is it that he can't snitch like if they threaten his family or they did these types of things etc, right? And it was you or him said something interesting to me. You were like If what was it exactly was something like it's there's a difference when you snitch on people that you do illegal stuff with There is a code because you're all agreeing to do something illegal. So if you get caught you're all making that choice Absolutely something like that, right? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely Now if those people you're working with break that code not by going to the feds but by coming after you You still can't snitch I don't think so So it's one of those things where if you operate illegally you have to understand There is no protection from the police no matter what you sign that agreement when you decide to operate illegally Yeah, I think it's no honor amongst thieves Right. So when you're in a circle like that, why would you expect? You know any type of loyalty any type of nobility from any of those people? Yes, those people may flip on you and kidnap you one day. Yes, those people may flip on you and kill you one day Yes, if all of y'all get busted one day one of y'all might snitch like there's It's it's the den of thieves They criminals you know I'm saying like like they somebody might operate with different codes, but You clearly he wasn't one of them and you know, you kind of got to blame them For bringing him into the fold But it's like man, I don't even I'm not even interested in the six like I'm about as interested in in six nineties. I am in goddamn Drake's tootsie slide Yo, that shit is bombing, huh? That's it. What that's bombing Yeah, I think it's wack. I think it's wack and I think it's beneath Drake Yo, I think that when you're the biggest artist in the world when you're the biggest rapper in the world I don't like to see you chasing trends. You know I'm saying it's like why be a why be a surfer when you're a fucking wave You know, I mean, I just didn't respect it I'm like and it don't matter the shit might still work But I it just don't seem organic a lot of times with those dances those tiktok dances. I see them They're just organic It's a it's a song people like and then somebody does something to it and it goes It was like it felt too forced it felt too corporate too too industry and I just feel like Drake has built himself up Into such a way That he don't have to do that shit, man He it was the first time I seen him look thirsty. It was the first time I seen him Instead of being the wave like you said it was a and it's and it was too It was like he sat in a room. He was like, okay, everybody's at home. They can't go outside Why don't we tap into this dance crazy shit that's on tiktok? I'm a break tiktok with this song and Like you said if it's not organic, it's not gonna ride People need to feel like they're doing something they need to feel like they're part of the creative process And he gave instructions how to do the dance in the dance It should never be that way and it reminded me like you're familiar better betty crocker, right? Of course, so betty crocker back in the day, right? They had they had the cookie mix back in the day and they had everything done where you just add water, right? And nobody was buying it and they were like, why the fuck is nobody buying it? And it turns out the the people that were cooking it the housewives They didn't feel like they were actually baking So what they did is they said add an egg Now if you get some cookies right now some cookie mix they always say add an egg, right? Everything's in there. Just add an egg, right? Yeah, now you feel like they're doing it on their own Now you feel like you're doing it. He Didn't let you add the egg. He's like i'ma put the egg in i'ma just do everything All you gotta do is add water and then it's done and people do not like that Let me add the fucking egg. Yeah, and I watched the fake um, I watched the fake Organic shit he tried to create around it. Um, I watched academics post the video I think I think the guy's name is actually tootsie who's a dancer I saw act posted video and they were dancing the Drake song a couple weeks prior Yeah, and i'm sure he reached out to act And asked to act to post that and then I saw him leave a comment and he was like, yo I'm gonna put this out since y'all turning up to it And so then he put it out the next week with a whole video attached to it. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? And it just I just didn't like that for Drake. It's literally like watching jz do a snap record When snap was hot, you know what I'm saying? It's just like, yo, you the you the biggest I'm really I really want to say this. I don't know if Drake knows he's Drake I wonder if something about a lot of the moves Drake has made lately make me feel like He doesn't realize that he's Drake like bro, yes, yes, I don't give a fuck how much people clown you how much I've clowned you over the year You are solidified You are absolutely a legend like right now at this point you're playing for legacy Yeah, if you want to make a dance record cool fine It's music you put it out, you know music is subjective I think the shit is corny But it almost feels like you're just trying to stay in tune With what's going on now. Yeah, and I just want to tell you bro like, yo Why be a fucking surfer? When you get away and he is the wave it is weird Wave I don't know. Maybe he put out a few songs that didn't really catch on, you know, he's put out a couple songs Since the last album that didn't really You know Got him Got him Let's go. They didn't even say god bless you. What did you say corona? But yeah, maybe he put out a couple songs They didn't really pop off and then he started to get a little nervous and he's like, let me get a guaranteed hit Let me just do this dance crazy shit. And then he tried a little too hard You know, he went a little over the top with it. I mean, it's I don't miss a guaranteed hit By the way, that's a record Drake could have gave to somebody Yeah, like it's not it's sonically not a bad record. It's just whack for him Yeah, you know, I mean sonically it's not a bad record at all. It's just like watching Drake do that is like Eh Yeah, that's a little kid in Canada man. Get up to some little 15 year old 16 year old kid You know me let him do that and you just pop up in the video Dancing yeah, you know people like oh shit, you know, drape wrote that. Oh, what? Yeah, I mean like I don't know. I just I just I just didn't like it I thought it was whack. Maybe it'll work only people. I really see doing the dance as other celebrities And that's because there's really no artists. It's not too many artists who got As many celebrity groupies is Drake. Well, that's the thing. It's like You can tell when it doesn't resonate when the kids aren't doing it on tiktok I didn't see it. I haven't it's not I'm not saying they're not I haven't seen it They're not it's not really taken over a few celebs try to do it if you like like lower tier mba players try to do it And uh because it's drake Right because they're huge fans of drake as they should be he's fucking incredible Yes, but again if you try too hard and you force it too much people can tell And maybe they didn't catch the act thing that was you know, maybe orchestrated a lot of people don't realize There's so much of this shit is pr so much of this shit is orchestrated Everything that you see is like organic or you think is like oh, this just happened to go viral They're doing it on purpose. You know what I mean like But this one was definitely this one was definitely done on purpose. I mean even it's a little stuff Like I just see him doing things that I normally um Wouldn't expect from him. It's weird. You know I'm saying I mean everything like this the pictures of the sun, you know popping up on You know People's instagram lives You know, uh, you putting out you putting out a lot of music, which is good But you know the music ain't really like sticking sticking And then you know, I saw him on live. I didn't see it, but I heard about him on live one night previewing music and it's just like drake You're drake. Yeah You're drake. Yeah, I'm saying like you are certified king I don't ever let nobody tell you different. You don't have to follow no trends You don't have to surf no waves. You are the motherfucking wave. You're you're leaning into your executive producer bag You're an epa top boy. You're an epa euphoria like Bro, I just want you to know you are drake. Yeah, that's it That's it. I don't like please just always remember. So what should he do now? What's the next move if you are if you are managing drake or you are consulting drake What would you tell him? I mean drake should do whatever it is that he wants to do Now what would you tell him? I would tell him leaning to his ep bag So I think you can put out enough music that I think drake has put out enough music to last us for a long long time I would tell drake that if you If you really feel like you want to make music you always want to record cool But if I was drake at this point man, I'd be giving away a lot of those hits And the reason I would be giving away a lot of those hits is because you know drake still Hasn't necessarily broke our artists of his own He's helped a lot of artists pop off But he hasn't necessarily created another star And I think the only way drake will be able to really really create another star is if he commits solely To that one Artist and he's not he's not thinking about any music for himself whatsoever He's not an album mold. He's not in nothing. He's just in the studio working with this person trying to make this Artist the best off that they could possibly You know what I'm saying? I think that um That's what I would be doing. I would be if I was drake my my soul focus right now would be You know, let me empower as many people as possible even though he's already done a lot of that You know, it's just time to it's just time to breathe Breathe the next generation of star, you know, you you as you a certified star. You've been in the game a decade It's not going nowhere for you. It's not going nowhere for j Cole. It's not going nowhere for kindrick lmao That's why I love kindrick so much because kindrick really picks and chooses his spots man That's who I can't wait to hear from again Kendrick Lamar Has mastered The art of old celebrity. Yeah What I mean by old celebrity walk away disappear That's it you hear from him When he wants you to hear from him and you hear from him through his art Yeah, nothing more nothing less. They know Salacious headlines It ain't no we saw you know kindrick at starbucks. You don't get none of that You see kindrick when you see kindrick and every time he comes out he shifts coaching And I think you know, we also have to remember that this is a marathon. It's not a sprint No, it's not about being it's not about being the most relevant person at the moment It's about being the person that's going to be hot forever That is true. Kendrick is really playing forever in a real way. That is true But at the same time you can't be the number one rapper in the worlds If you're doing it the way kindrick is doing it You have to be doing what drake is doing to be number one And maybe kindrick doesn't want to be number one and maybe that's what we love about him so much Maybe we love the fact that it's just the music that he cares about You know, but drake definitely wants to be the number one rapper in the world And he wants to hold that belt every single year and um, and that's fine. That's great. Yeah some people care about constant relevancy some people care about ultimate legacy And then I think I think I think drake has already solidified his ultimate legacy by the way by the way he does things Yeah, but you don't have to chase constant relevancy Like you don't have to be the person that's involved with every conversation You don't have to be the person that's on every trend sometimes. It's cool. Just to sit back and observe and be a fan Yeah, I'm saying like to me. That's how I get inspired You know, like for me I'm I'm most dangerous when I'm quiet You know, even though you hear me every day But what I'm saying is When I'm just sitting back observing watching everything that's going on And figuring out what's missing in the landscape What what what value can I really add? To the current climate of the culture and if I don't feel like I can add any value to the current climate of the culture I'm going to think about What's next? Where are we going? Is no is kendrick Is kendrick like noz if he could pick good beats Nah, a little stronger than noz. No not in terms of like Word play or ability. I mean because noz is phenomenal But in terms of like the way he went about his career Because I never thought noz was thirsty to be in the limelight or in the spotlight Kendrick is on way because Kendrick is a way biggest thought in noz Has been you think in noz's peak Yeah, you think kendrick was bigger now than noz was at noz's peak Yeah, and that's no nocturnal. I don't want nobody to take everybody's love to sell. Shall we be hating? That's no nocturnal. I'm just talking about in terms of stardom and celebrity Compare illmatic, which was critically acclaimed To good kid mad city, which was critically acclaimed and commercially successful. What about stillmatic? Critically acclaimed and commercially successful. Yeah, but that was like that was like seven albums in let me see stillmatic Was me see illmatic. It was written. I am not I think stillmatic was the fifth album Right stillmatic was the fifth album written It was written No, ilmatic. It was written. It was it was written. I am. I am nostril. Domus stillmatic stillmatic I think it was still matter. I think stillmatic is the fifth one. Okay. Somebody google that for me But I think stillmatic is the fifth one. Okay, fifth album. Yeah Hendrix only on his Technically third. I mean you can count section 80 that was a mixtape But count mixtape because rappers back in the day didn't do mixtapes like like rappers do now I count I count the kid mad city as his first official project, which so good kid mad city the pimple butterfly Damn He's three albums. Okay, you uh multiple grammy winner fair enough platinum artist fair enough Fucking he won a what did he win the Pulitzer prize? And Kendrick is a superstar bro. We just don't we don't appreciate Kendrick because he's not around like that But Kendrick is a superstar In a real way. My mom knows Kendrick Lamar. Yo, you know what it might be You know how like and I think we had this discussion like when jordan was in the league nobody else ate Like nobody else got a ring like and I think there could be something to How drake has Has tainted the perception of greatness about the around the artists around the artists that were around him Because drake I think has been so good That without drake, maybe we look at Kendrick as that maybe Kendrick is I just think it's a matter of we see drake all the time Drake don't take no breaks. Yeah, drake does a lot of features Yeah Albums every other year. Yeah He's always around and if he's not always around for his music, he's in around in the news Like drake is always around. That's that's the only difference. I believe. Yeah, he's like the kardashian of rap Yeah, yeah Drake Drake is a drink is a very traditional Rap star a very traditional Music star, you know I'm saying you're gonna see him sitting Side-line at the games, you know, I mean you're gonna see him dating the celebrity chicks Like he's gonna have scandals and shit like that, but he's also got a wonderful mother wife You know, yeah He's in the cut with his family, but Kendrick Lamar got Kendrick Lamar is A superstar with a lot of fucking money at his disposal And I really love the way he moves and I really love the way he does things and I think that For me, he's always been the leader of the new school for this new generation Like I you know you look at them and you say the three-headed monster the new three-headed monster is Kendrick Cole Drake for me, right For me Kendrick is number one now if I'm being objective and I got to put You know everything on the table in this totality, of course You can argue for Drake to be number one, but when it comes to just that that rap And and you know being a music artist I got to put I got to put Kendrick at at number one Kendrick Kendrick Number one I'll put Drake number two then cold number three and then my other favorite rapper of the past decade is Rhapsody That's just off straight talent, you know and pure skill, right? But Kendrick is I can't wait to see what Kendrick does man. I really I really I'm really looking forward To Kendrick's next project. You know why another reason for what you was talking about earlier get older Got more experiences You know, he's married now. He got a child He's seen a lot more life You know and plus just the way the world has been The past Few years like in Kendrick is that type of person who absorbs all of that and puts it in this music I can't fucking wait Kendrick Lamar's new shit, man. I really can't I really can't Yeah, someone's gonna have to deliver an album during this quarantine. That's gonna serve us all of us You know Someone's gonna have to do it. I don't know who I don't know who it's gonna be but There is room right now For someone to deliver music that's going to kind of capture our feelings and we'll really gravitate towards that person, man I wouldn't give it to if I was them whoever the person is. I don't think I will put it out till next year Oh, wait on it Bro, you got a lot of good shit about that. First of all, we don't know how this shit about the end. Yeah That's number one. Yeah We got the election in november, baby You know i'm saying you about to see a whole lot of shit that you ain't never seen before Let me see it's gonna be hard to keep smiling And I can't remember the rest of it. I would have fucked to park said Taylor let's do some asking idiots and get the fuck out of here, please I don't have my phone with me. You got it. You got some shots No, I don't got it. Taylor. We're gonna need you to chime in give us some asking idiots Stop stuffing your face Four times since this podcast, you know Taylor we're gonna do three ask in idiots and get out of here because we got a long there's a long episode already Okay, um Well, y'all kind of already answered that for tj bottle pot. He wants to know who should give kobi hall famous speech Good question. Who should give kobi brine's hall of fame speech? I mean, obviously, you know, you're gonna say jordan, but I would actually really like fill jackson to do it I think that's it fill right. That's it. We haven't seen phil speak You didn't see phil speak at the memorial the memorial. Oh, I think that's what you call it What was it called the memorial the memorial? Yeah, you know, you didn't see phil speak at the memorial I haven't seen I personally haven't seen a statement from phil jackson. I could be wrong. I haven't seen one since his death Um, we saw shack talk. We saw kobi talk. I don't think they should put venezia through that again Plus it's about basketball. You know what I'm saying? It's about basketball It's about it's about that legacy that he left on the court. I definitely think phil jackson would be um Phil Phil would definitely be the best person All right, what else tay um, okay from Island boy, you just let that rain Huh nothing Okay Um, I don't I can't really read this guy's name but his name is ravishing ravishing rich rude Before becoming successful to either of you have a backup or were you fully invested in making comedy radio workout? And so what was the backup fully invested? No backup, but never believed in a backup plan I feel like it hurts you in a lot of ways I think that you can protect yourself when you're going through something but I only have one thing that I wanted to be And I just put everything in that so yeah, I don't really believe in like a backup career I believe in backup having some money saved I believe in backup, you know having some investments But I don't believe in backup I'll just do this other thing Because you let that creep in there and then you can't be totally focused on the thing you want to do Yeah, I never had a backup plan either simply because I didn't go to college You know what I'm saying? I graduated from Berkeley high school in most corner, South Carolina And in night school and so when I finally did get in the radio, you know doing internship It was everything to me. You know, I didn't I didn't I didn't know anything else I didn't go to trade school. I didn't have any other other skillset I was like, this is what I loved to do And I didn't even know that you could make millions of dollars in radio until I started studying the craft more So, um Yeah, I didn't I didn't have a backup plan either for me. It was radio all or nothing, baby All right, last one Taylor All right from Maddie Mars What are three things you can't live without during the quarantine time not including family or your significant other Not including family or my significant other um Wi-Fi Wi-Fi the the studio Where I record the podcast out of and my uh my electric bicycle that I call a motorcycle Yeah for me, it's um uh therapy exercise In technology exercise good call It therapy exercising technology those are the three things that I can't live without those are the three things that are keeping me Saying when I say technology, I mean all of this the fact that you know I have the mixer here and I can you know broadcast and do the breakfast club in the morning The fact that we're able to tap in and you know do the podcast via zoom um, you know social media, you know just for the interaction with people and the interaction with You know, uh folks on folks on instagram live and just watching what's going on in the world That's amazing being able to scream tv shows. Um, I haven't checked out quibi yet. I'm going to check out quibi. Um And yeah, you know therapy for me is is is not only talking to My um sacred purpose coach and talking to my therapist via phone or facetime or whatever it is You know, it's really just that self-care of just of being still In meditating, you know, because I keep telling everybody man. We keep praying You know asking god to hear us. That's not what this moment is about this moment is about us hearing god So Yeah That's it. That's it, baby We did it man. Um, as always if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots and don't know shit You're right too. It's the brilliant podcast. Thank you for listening