 So what do you do for work? Oh, I'm a project manager. Oh, cool, what type of projects? All of them. Really, so you manage all of the projects in the world all at once? Swat analysis, strengths, none, weaknesses, every weakness in the world, opportunities, a nice loving family. A nice loving family? Yes, a loving family for when I move into your house when I replace you. What is your problem, dude? Scope creep.