 So I've got my lapel hidden here, and I'm gonna start talking shit to the barber the entire time I'm getting a haircut. Let's see what happens. Good. I think it feels like I'm gonna cut your hair, but I'm just gonna put this smock over you so I don't have to look at your hideous body. After you're done, do you reckon you can bag the leftovers? Get a bag. Can I get one of those ghost haircuts? Ghost haircuts? Yeah, you know, like, if you die, you keep the same haircut that you die with. So, like, it needs to be good. The pressure's on you, bro. I'm gonna haunt you with a haircut. Actually, actually, have you ever actually given a haircut to a dog? No. If you tried to, would you even know where to start and where to finish? Like, where would the pubes, like, start with a dog? Have you ever met a bald barber with no hair? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. How would you trust them, though, because it's like going to a dentist with no teeth? Have you ever had someone come in and just looked at him and go, brah, I need to get my emergency scissors out? Right, you need some serious help. Oh, yeah, I've had that before. Say a celebrity sat here, and you had to cut their hair. Which celebrity would you be most nervous to cut? Big Chris Brandt, man. I don't want to fuck you up, though. Yeah. Have you ever considered having, like, a side hustle where you take all the leftover hairs home and, like, stuff pillows and sell them on Etsy or something? Yeah. Have you ever had any single mums come in and want you to cut their hair or cut their grass? No, but I've had mums. I asked my number and stuff. I had this one girl. She had a cop... She said, oh, yeah, and she left, and then she came back with a copy, and on the copy, cut, had the number on it. Ooh. How I met your mother? Have you ever fucked up someone's hair so bad that they came back to film it all for their TikTok?