 anime Mad Libs, so both of you didn't spend your Sundays as a child at the Outback Steakhouse. Mad Libs are where you take a story and replace key words to make them funnier and a better story overall. As I've known Cole longer, I learned more about his childhood and it's not like fucked up, it's just like weird. Yeah, you know how we're doing Mad Libs at the Outback Steakhouse? Yeah, that's a thing. How we're doing what at where? Yeah, that's where you went to do Mad Libs. Yeah, you go to church and he followed up with a bloomin' onion and you do some Mad Libs. We say the Lord's Prayer, we say a funny adjective, we eat a steak, it's great. You get Pumpernickel bread. You guys hate Pumpernickel bread now? Okay, that didn't realize it was this kind of stream. I don't know, what is that? Is that the kind of bread they have there? Yeah. Is that the darker bread? I've never known. Okay, thank you. I learned something today. But you learned about rat-bat. You learned about rat-bat? I'm trying to make it one thing I take away from the smell, it's Pumpernickel bread, not rat-bat. We have to upset. You have to learn about something evil and something good. Yeah. Balance. Okay. So luckily I have my, I just had my handy-dandy Mad Libs machine installed yesterday. So I think- Is that why you have to reinstall windows? Yeah. It downloads a virus. It's also a virus. Yeah. Mad Libs virus. So and I haven't told you what these are, so you guys are going to have to guess what these are after we're done. I just think that's a fun way to do this. Okay. Yeah. It's working so far. All right. I'm going to write every time. Yeah. Yep. Okay. So the first, Melanie, give me like a grouping, like a grouping designation, like team or like squad. Say team. One of those ten of words. Just fucking say team. Mm-hmm. Eric, give me a title, like a professor or king. Okay. And Carrie, give me a positive adjective. I'm saying squad because that's, I like it better than team, sorry, Carrie. That's fair. I'm saying scientist. I'm saying thick with two C's. Nice. I misspelled scientist. That's fine. I just want everyone out there to know when I give terrible answers because I'm bad at Mad Libs. I'm sorry. I'm bad at the English language. Same. I have to look everything up. Yeah. I have all these tabs. I fucking I've been taking Japanese lessons and she'd be like, oh, it's like this in English. I'm like, what the fuck is that? That's a rule in English. Oh, shit. Give me give me a funny Eric. Give me a funny celebrity. And Melanie, give me a funny name. Just a good. You heard this was somebody's name. You'd laugh at them in point. First name. Last name. Carrie, give me you. Dom Deleuze. Dom Deleuze. Yep. Spell it. I spelled it my way. And Carrie, give me a useless object. Okay. I got whatever after Mel. I'm good. I guess I'll do Harry butts. Nice. That's very good. With a classic. Yeah. My my useless object is ratbat. Yeah. Call back. I like it. It's all. It's all game. It's all connected. Give me Eric. Give me an event you would go to. Carrie or Melanie, give me an evil noun. Evil noun. Yeah. And Carrie, give me an unwanted trait. Oh, shit. Oktoberfest. I don't know why that made me laugh. It's the totally normal thing. Does disease count? Cause it's a thing. Sure. Okay. I guess that's evil. I forgot what you asked me. I guess. I guess that's evil. An unwanted trait. An unwanted trait. Oh. Fatty fat. Fatty fat boy. Fatty fat. Fat. Okay. Okay. Eric, give me a type of industry. Like entertainment or. Injustice. Some kind of industry and Melanie, something you wouldn't want to have happen to you. Okay. Trucking. The trucking industry. Okay. I wouldn't want to die. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Glad you love to hear it. All right. Let's see how this. I got to do the calculations now. Okay. I thought you had a program. Yeah. It's him. Yeah. He, uh, it's actually, it's wrap it. No. Here we go. Uh. The fate of humanity is yet steak. When two squads of scientists, the thick trucking bots and the fat disease, the cons bring up tober fest to earth. The scientists have the ability to change into different rat bats as they seek the key to ultimate power. Only a human youth, Harry butts, played by Tom or Dom Deloise, save the world from total dying. So. Did we just call the Decepticons German? Well, I mean, because they brought. Well, yeah. I mean, we could always take this. It's both of them. It's both of them bringing. Oh, I see. Yeah. I mean, who can say, you know, but also, yeah. Oh, yeah. We would never say it. Right. We'd spray it. I think there's something in your eye, Eric. Yeah. It's getting in the way of you saying yes. Yeah. I mean, all right. Yeah. So they're going to they're going to weaponize rap at against. The Oktoberfest. I think I lost the plot. I lost the plot on that one. We're not good at Mad Libs, y'all. It's OK. They only get better from here. OK. They better give me a year. Melanie, give me or Melanie, give me a year. 1993. Kerry, you gave me a type of industry this time. And Eric, give me a creature not native to Texas. I'm going to go with crab fishing. Good. Very dangerous. Yeah. It's my backup. A creature not native to Texas. Yeah. Alaskan salmon. Democrats. Whoa. I'm from here. So actually I am. Melanie. Melanie, give me a entertainment facility somewhere you'd go to have a good time. Eric, give me a state, country, city or planet. Whoa. Say any fucking place ever. Kerry, give me a number. Any number will do. It could be 69. Could be 420. Yeah. I mean, those are those are my first go to. It could be 68. Oh, that's good. I always I love me. I'm going to go. One of my the most quoted jokes that people liked 419. Nice. Yeah. Hell yeah. I like 68 because it's like 69. There was a. I don't talk about this very often, but there was like a two hour long period where I thought 96ing was like the same thing as 69ing. That's so cool. Yeah. No, you're just but you're back to back. Yeah. You're just like banging the back of your head against their ass. I was like I was like like in my head. No, it's just it's just upside down. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Cole, I think. I think my place is going to be Berlin. Perfect. Perfect. I know. I know it's the one this is. It's going to work perfectly. I'm going to say miniature golf. It's very good. Oh, it's good. I do. I do enjoy good nature. I mean, not anymore. Hardcore mini golf if you're a first member. Yeah. Do you see what I did there? That's good. I'm in the first two episodes. Why not the rest? Because I kicked the ball. Sometimes you threw it. Because they told me that it's a two day shoot. But if you lose, you can go home and I went, well, I'll see you guys later. Wait, that's all I got to do. All right. Mel, a cool adjective. Eric, a sad adjective. Carry a mode of transportation. Cup. Wow. No, I'll do a Cybertruck. Cybertruck. Or does it need to be like more general like car? No, that's Cybertruck. All right. Cool. Leak. Leak. That's too real. Dangerous because dangerous. Cool. That's true. All right. The calculations are running right now. It just sounds like rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. No, I don't think I threw the the ball at the window and it didn't break. It's something special about this one. This this Alaskan salmon is 26 feet long and weighs six ton. Yeah, it's also a cyber truck. Oh, cool. Cool. Also, we could we could reference a couple things if we change Berlin to Normandy. We can make that work. Nope, Berlin Beach. No. All right, Berlin Beach. That's fine. It's a man made beach. They built it. Yeah, no, it's a it's a cup made beach. Don't they have that here? Man made beaches. Is it? No, isn't that a thing in Austin? I think so. There's like a dammed off a river kind of. And then like there's like a big thing that like plunges up and down and you can go like surfing in it. That sounds like that. That sounds like an extroverted people. Yeah, I was going to say that sounds like something I would know if I went outside ever. Austin. Yeah. Well, Austin Surf Park. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. I had a friend who came here for RTX a few years ago who works it. The behemoth. And he was like, yeah, man, I'm going to go surfing. And it was weird because we both came from San Diego. So it was like, so it makes sense. Just don't it doesn't just don't go surfing in Austin, Texas. And he's like, no, man, I got to I got to check it out. He said that he went in the water. It's because they just churn the water up and down to like make artificial waves, but it's just like in like this dammed off river like lake or whatever. So all of the water is like brown and gross because it just keeps getting churned up the bottom. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, so it was just like really murky. And I'm like, yeah, it's sounds fucking terrible. Yeah, this isn't this is why I stay inside. So we should go. Yeah. I don't think you realize that like the quarantine hasn't changed my life. No, I mean, I mean, that's not surprising to me. Really? Yeah, I feel like you I feel like you know me pretty well. Yeah, I mean, I feel like I get that that that tracks for me. Yeah, you've seen it enough in uncomfortable industry parties. Yeah, the only the only difference is that now you can't go out to dinner with friends. Sometimes you just have to order the food and then they bring it to you, which is just the rest of the times. It's made it a lot easier to not have to make up excuses anymore. Oh, it's so great. Yeah. Yeah, I could just be like, Rona, I'm dying. I'm not bad. I just like you're saying I'm not a cold. I miss going to bars, but that's kind of it. Like the rest of it is like, yeah, don't go to work. OK. Yeah. I miss doing I miss like going to the sporting events with friends, which I guess is kind of like the bar stuff. That's true. But there's like no good sports in Austin, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, there's the baseball diamond round rock like a true baseball fan. Yeah, you know, hey, you know, I'm a fucking fan of there. Is they sell hot dogs where the bun is a grilled cheese? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, did you know that there's baseball going on there right now? Is it really? Yeah. Capacity is open to 20 percent. I did. So you could go. Oh, no, he's going to go get a grilled hot dog. Oh, no. You can go see a team called the round rock hairy men. Is that real? That's for their 100 percent. The real name. Yeah, Harry, the round rock, Harry, man. I don't know. All right. It's it's awesome. It's it's like a Texas College League thing. I'll put a picture here. You could buy a hat. Yeah, they open it gross. Oh, yeah. Open it to like they open it to like 20 percent. And then you can go get like a grilled cheese hot dog or whatever. I hate that. It was like Captain Caveman, but with like but he's wearing a shirt or something. That kind of looks like the hot dog I ate. Oh, perfect. That works so well. All right. Where's OBS there? Huh, it's gross. It's really important that you'll see this. You could. So so anyway, Gary, I'm just saying that you could go to a baseball game still. Yeah, I just I anytime something like that comes up, I just think about having to explain to anybody that I care about why I got coronavirus. Mm hmm. Harry, man, they're going to grilled cheese hot dog. Yeah, like that that just doesn't have a good like mouth feel. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, like when I say it, I mm hmm. Yeah, I mean, that's how I feel when I see people like eating at a Denny's right now. It's like it's like Denny's really. OK, it's a fucking Denny's dog. Yeah. Like, oh, we've been. Oh, wow. Look at look at him. Look at the hairy man. I'm considering getting that hat because it is a Texas like minor. It's technically like a collegiate league, like summer league thing. So it's kind of like, hey, man, that's kind of that's interesting. Maybe I want to get that. But then also it's ugly as hell. So ugly. It's so ugly. It also does be like a pretty uniquely Texas hat. It or yeah, like. I mean, he's carrying a baseball bat that's broken and a tattered Texas flag. Why can't you just get the hat that he's wearing? That seems pretty normal. It does, actually. God, they missed a fucking opportunity for that hat to be like for him to be wearing the hat that it is. He's yeah, he's not even wearing his team's hat. The kind of what this hat now, I'm going to be honest, though. Well, you drive up to Round Rock and go get it. If you all get if I could if they did curbside delivery for this hat, I'll get it. All right. All right. Oh boy. Well, the calculator's finished and we got a new we got a new one hot and fresh. Let's do it. Eric, give me a popular group like a boy band or something like some kind of popular group. Got it. OK. Mel, a well-liked and respected figure. Like some people all around just say nothing but the positive of and Carrie, maybe I shouldn't ask you this one. Good. A location you visit every day. Go ahead, Carrie, you got plenty to choose from. Oh, man, you know. If we could answer an order, that would be great. OK, because I have my group. All right. My well-loved group is Mega 64. Oh, I like this. Mm hmm. A well-liked figure, Mel. Keanu. Nice. That's who in all of our play tests. Because he's a well-liked figure. Every single time. Location you visit every day, Carrie. Do you all want like the real one or the funny one? Give us the humor, baby. The Bone Zone. Nice. Yeah. What was the real one going to be? Yeah, what was the real one? That was the real one. Actually, I switched it on the funny one was bathroom. That's where poops happen. Oh, he said the poop word. All right. I need a Mel. Give me a precious possession. Carrie, give me an action movie character and Eric, a cartoon animal. Can it is it a possession that I have or just in general? No, just in general, like a general possession that people usually find precious. It can be something that you have. Sure. If you want to, I mean, I have like an obvious answer. Precious Baby Angel. No, there's a cat razor. Razor Black Widow keyboard. Yes, it's very special to me. Wait, is it under that cat? It's a Futaba mat. Is that Ikea desk? Wait, it's on it's on top of your cat. Oh, those plants. She's like, what's happening? Is he your mouse pad? Yes, mouse pad. Futaba Futaba mouse pad right now mouse pad mouse pad. OK, mine is so it's it's the character from an action movie. It could be the character. It could be the actor either way it works. I'll say Brian O'Connor. What's he from? That's Paul Walker's character in Fast and Furious. She's a good character, a cartoon animal. Eric, a cartoon. He's called out. He said that Mel is going to say a pet. I saw Mel is going to say a pet, a cat emoji, and then someone just said cat. Yep. You fools. Should have known she loves her mouse pad way more. I just want to point out that this is the first time I'm learning the name of a Fast and Furious character. Oh, we should fix that like like everyone's just not. I mean, like I've seen the movies. It's just that like I go doesn't matter. And then and then Paul Walker met up with Vin Diesel and they drove in the car to get Michelle Rodriguez. You mean the rock? I know Connor Dominic to me to me to me to Neto. What's his name? Toretto. I don't know. His name is Vin Diesel. Yeah, it's VD VD. My cartoon animal Ratbat Ratbat Ratbat Ratbat. We make appearance every time. Well, this is going to work so well. Okay. And I I want you all to brainstorm on this one and a steamed profession. You mean a steam profession? Somebody like you're like, oh, I here comes big britches. The person in Asian restaurants that makes steam dumplings. That's close. I would say a general manager of rooster teeth. Oh, that's very good. Yeah. The good thing about that is keeping our jobs. All right. Is that we're going with? Well, I, you know, unless it has a suggestion. I mean, I'm not going to go against that. Let's just put it this way. Cole, that is our answer unless we hear it and it's bad. And then it's the thing that Eric said. No, I got you. I got you. All right. Okay. That Cole and Eric said got it. Thanks, man. Or all of us. Okay. I wonder if I'm the CEO of rooster teeth or whatever. Humans are at war with mega 64 and the key to saving the future lies buried in the bone zone in the hidden mousepad of mega 64 on earth. Now it's up to the unlikely alliance of inventor Brian O'Connor, Ratbat and English Lord and the general general manager of rooster teeth who also cooks sometimes to save the world. That's the most accurate one so far. That's a really good one. That was a good one. Okay, man. We have got one more. We have one more. Can't believe Ratbat would team up with Paul Walker and Paul Walker and the general manager of rooster teeth and English Lord. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. I didn't not bury the lead a little bit. Yeah. No kidding. I'm just like in Ratbat more and more. I'm gonna be honest. I know. Okay. No. Eric, give me a number. Do it. Melanie, a food you typically think you eat for dinner and carry a household appliance. That I eat for dinner? I mean that people or maybe normal people eat for dinner. So like any food. You don't eat pancakes for dinner. You don't need it. Excuse you. Yeah, excuse your fucking self. Okay. My number is 11,521 11,521 really long time to write out just a few digits. My household appliance is an Instapy bringing it back. Nice. Bring it back. Oh, bring it back. Cosmos. Yeah. I forgot his name already. Crump. That was the other one. Crump. Crump. I'm gonna say fuh because it's fun to say. Nice. Fuh. I had it yesterday. All right. Do you have a dinner? I did it. It's gonna be like the king of the food that you mentioned. Get it? Because it'd be like fucking. Like a restaurant? Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean? Like rat bats? Like rat bats? The king? He goes, haha, I'm king now. Oh, fucking. I'm fun now. Eric. Give me some. Give me some. I hate rat bats. Give me some famous siblings. Give me some famous siblings who aren't twins. Eric. Oh, okay, okay. Carrie, something that something that's embarrassing that can happen to you as an adult. Hmm. And Melanie, a pop group. Hmm. Okay. Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal. That's good. This is actually that's actually the answer I was hoping for whenever I wrote that prompt. How is that the answer? How are you hoping like somebody says Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal? You'll see. Oh, you'll see. Why do they kiss? How do I condense this answer? Make it as long as you need to. I can convince it for you. I can accidentally walking to work without pants on a very relatable. Hmm. You know how you're always walking to work and you get to work and you go my pants. Where do they go? I'm Donald Duck in it. I got just this shirt and it doesn't quite cover my belly. Winnie the Pooh style. Also, my dick and balls are hanging out. Right. Winnie the Pooh style. Oh. I guess I'm just going to say BTS. Oh, yeah. BTS Army. Okay. Behind the scenes. Do you ever think they put out a DVD that's like the BTS BTS footage? Yeah. You ever think they put it out? Maybe they didn't. Called ITS in front of the scenes. Oh, I thought that was like. I thought you were saying IBS. Yeah. I thought it was like something syndrome. I'm like, what are they shit? No. I mean, obviously they shit. No. Oh, that's like they're perfect. You've never seen them as shit in the same room. You can't prove that. You can't prove it. You're not wrong. Okay. Melanie, give me a cartoon animal. And Eric and Carrie. Brainstorm, a Disney Channel star. Oh, cool. Ryan Gosling. Justin Timberlake. Christina Aguilera. What was that one show with even Stephen's beans? Beans? The guy who plays beans. I don't know his name. You're not going to look it up. I'm looking it up. Don't tell him his name. We want to write down the guy who plays beans. Okay. That's fair. I like it. Real quick, just as an update. On the even Stephen's fandom wiki page. Beans is full name. Not the actor, don't worry. Beans is full name. We're still going to go with just the guy that plays beans. Is Bernard Orangarin. His gender is male. His status is unknown. And his location is unknown. What? What happened to beans? What happened to beans? Somebody spilled it out of the can. Oh no. Is the only way you think like Jabberjaw or something? Jabberjaw. What? How do you know Jabberjaw? I don't know. Oh God. You need to turn on HBO Max. It's where HBO needs so much more. You can watch Jabberjaw. I'm going to say Donald Duck. Yeah. He's on a different streaming service. I can do Daffy. I got no Donald Duck. Okay. This one's going to be good. There's supposed to be a new Looney Tunes show on HBO Max. Is that good? Yeah. I haven't seen it. I've heard good things about it. I just watched the old Looney Tunes on HBO Max. All right. Boomer. Yeah. I mean, I watch a lot of old cartoons. You ever watched Wacky Races? I think Mr. Keith should do Wacky Races. We've been saying that for years, Eric. I think you could get different shows and different groups to do. There's a Good Morning from Hell and I Have Notes, Face Jam. All these different shows. See how I included your thing. There's all these different shows and they all have different cars. There's a Hellmobile for Good Morning from Hell. A car covered in Post-it Notes for I Have Notes. I love it. I got so fucking many. We do a Wacky Races Cannonball Run Style show. I think that would be really cool. I'm about it. You heard it here first folks. Well, Wacky Races is a show where they race, but they're cartoons and they try to win, but they sabotage each other. It's got a dog attack. Yeah, it's pretty wacky. They go racing it. It's pretty wacky. Actually, they came out that dog has asthma, so we probably shouldn't joke about them anymore. All right. I'm just kidding. They JK Rowling did and just kept adding shit. All right. Y'all ready? The calculations are in. Let's do it. 11,521 years after he and his Fubot friends saved Earth from Instapodacons. Sam Whitwicky. So much information came at us so fast. Sam Whitwicky played by Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal faces a new battle. Walking to work without pants on. What? That is a battle. What? Meanwhile, Optimus Prime and the Fubots are currently working with the secret military organization, BTS, and trying to make a home for themselves on Earth when an ancient Instapodacon known as the guy who plays beans from the even Stevens rises to wreak havoc. Sam and his girlfriend, Donald Duck or Daffy, maybe, must figure out the history of the Transformers on Earth and find a way to defeat the guy who plays beans from the even Stevens once and for all. Wow. So someone should probably animate that or just when the reveal of the guy who plays beans from even Stevens happens. I mean, there's already so much just in the first part, but when that happens, wow, that's something. I can't wait to see the credits. That's like actor's name, credit as the guy from even Stevens. Sam Whitwicky is Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah, well, the way they do it is Maggie does the facial performance and Jake does the motion capture. Oh, I thought it was just going to be they wear a really big trench coat and you have like Jake on Maggie's shoulder. You're right. I forgot they changed the approach, but now they have a trench coat technology. The guys play Gollum. I forgot his name. I met him once. Any circus mocaps them. Oh, I thought it was going to be like a full house. I thought it'd be like a full house where like they couldn't be seen too much. So they have to switch them out every once in a while. No, it's a fuller house situation where they're just not in it. Yeah, it's a fuller house situation where they should have just had their their younger sister who's better in any Avengers play. Could you imagine if like Elizabeth Wilson was just like, hi, it's me. I'm both of I'm the daughter. That would have been amazing and she would have done a great job because she's great. Because then they couldn't even make the joke. Like, wow, you look different because she doesn't not really. Yeah, really. Yeah, really. You got it, dude. That last story. That last story was very good. Very good. Yeah, that one. I was excited. Save it the best for last. We really really ramped up there. Those were really something. Yeah. I was I'm going to be honest when I said Instapod, I was not expecting it to work as well as it did. But the fact that Instapodicons and the Fubots, the Fubots like natural enemies. The natural. Yeah. Never like cats and dogs, those two. Yeah. One one holds stew and one is good. One is stew. Yeah. So I'm very I'm very anti stew. Oh, I'm anti soup. The only good stew is the dad from talk from fucking Rugrats. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Have you ever had that conversation? Everything's either sandwich or super salad? No. It's like a pizza. It's either super salad, which is it? No. What the fuck? No, like I get the fucking no. So you're saying it's soup? I mean, no. But I guess like salads and have croutons and felt like it felt like Kerry was against like participating in this. But then somehow he had no conviction whatsoever. You didn't even really have to provoke her back in a corner. You just said so it's soup and he went. It's it's not soup. If you're not with me, you're against me. Only sith deals in absolutes coal. Don't even fucking get me started on that. All right. Too long. You think they'll keep making Star Wars movies? As long as it makes some money. I think they will. Yeah. I mean, do you think they'll still call it like you think it'll be like another like trilogy? Do you think it'll just keep being the bad bitch or whatever their new show is? I think it's going to be one off for a while. I think I think the movies is going to be a Star Wars this time. Luke's here. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's what the last three movies were. Well, nobody's going to go remix. Yeah. I've heard that they're actually thinking about like retconning like going back and making a new trilogy. Yeah. What an absolute waste of time. Yeah. You're done with Star Wars. It's fine. We can move on. Yeah. We're not. I'm all about Dune now. Should I? So Halo 2, I don't know. I started it. I'm like probably like an hour and a half into it. There's things I like better about it than Halo 1 for sure, which is a terrible game. Yeah. Definite improvement, but. Should I continue playing Halo 2 if I'm not enjoying it that much? Should I play Halo 3? Have you dual wielded yet? No. It's been asking me if I want to, but it feels like I don't care. Do you care about the story at all? I couldn't tell you what it's about. Keith David is a lizard monster, and he's getting zapped on a different planet. I've got the... And they keep going, you are the Arbiter Heretic, and I'm like, I don't know any of this. I don't understand any of this. None of this means anything. None. I've got the novel renditions, if you want to borrow those to catch up on it. Brush up on it. Absolutely not. They're really worn, because I've read them all like four, five times. Wow. Yeah. It's really bad. It's really bad. I would say either go to 3 or go to Reach. Reach is good. What's Reach? Halo Reach was like... Was that Bungie's last one? Do I play as Mr. Chief? You actually don't. That's the thing about Reach. I think you should play Halo 3, and then play Halo ODST, because ODST is the best one. ODST is fun. Is ODST like a strategy game? No, that's Halo Wars. Do you like smooth jazz? I mean, honestly, do you like smooth jazz? Yeah, answering honestly, yes. Then you might like Halo ODST. Really? Yeah, it's all smooth jazz, baby. Yeah, I'm serious. I was trying to figure out if you were saying there was smooth jazz in it, or... Yeah, there is. There is, and it plays like smooth jazz. Yeah, it goes down like a smooth... Like a John Coltrane... ...back-eye person group. I used to work at a smooth jazz radio station. Really? Oh, really? You may have... Depending on the year, you may have accidentally played the Halo ODST theme without knowing it. It's very possible. Yeah, when you were in there shoving the rat bats into the machine. Yeah, it was just a bunch of cassette tapes. But then you turn into bats and fly away. Martin O'Donnell, let's throw it in there. Okay, I'll play ODST. At least it sounds like something... It's got to be better than Halo 1 and 2. Yes. I would say so. Yeah. It is, or... Yikes. I have Game Pass, so I just got a bunch of games to play. I'm playing Banjo-Kazooie. That's fun. Wait, Banjo-Kazooie's on there? Yeah. Yeah. I've only played the bad one. Nuts and bolts? Nuts and bolts? Oh. Yeah. Banjo-Kazooie 1 is fun because you can control the camera now in this remake thing that they did. I mean, it's like the same game, but now you can control the camera and you just collect Jinjos or whatever. It's great. I love it. Here's the question. Because you're going to get a rare replay. Have you played Jet Force Gemini before? And do you agree that it's the best game of all time? Is that a Sega game? No, it was on the N64. Well, it might be. It was on the N64. No, I've never played Jet Force Gemini. I see clips from it. I've never actually played it. It was Halo before Halo. Was that like a robot? It sounds terrible. Yeah, there was like, yeah, there's like a dog tank robot. And then you play as a guy and a girl. And there's like a bunch of ants that are aliens. Oh, I know a game you're talking about. Yeah. No, I didn't play that. No, I didn't play that. This looks like a Mega Man. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, I can see that. Let me know when it's on Game Pass and I'll check it out. It's in the rare replay. Is that on Game Pass? I think so. I'm pretty sure. I'll check it out. It's on Game Pass. All right. I turned on my Xbox One for the first time in four years last week. There you go. Maybe I'll get Game Pass. I used to use mine just to watch YouTube. That's why I'm using it. Yeah. Let me be clear. Let me be clear. My Xbox is lost to the downstairs cabinet. Oh, mine too. Yeah. Claimed two Xboxes. Yeah. What the fuck? I don't know why they put this in this chat, but somebody in the chat did say Cummies or Gummies. And I'm trying to figure out what they were referring to. It's a game. Is Pizza Cummies or Gummies? No! The answer is yes. I think it's Gummies. Well, thanks to Transformers for sponsoring this episode of Cole's Comedy Cavalcade. Yeah. Thanks to Transformers, our own show. You did it. You're not sponsoring us, but we did it anyways. Our Transformers show is good. Yeah. And if they have Ratbat, it's the best Ratbat there's ever been. Ratbat. And same for Cup and whatever the other... And RC and Cosmos. And Cosmic Encounters. Yeah. Do we know when that's supposed to be out? Have we announced that yet? I don't know. I do know that there might be a San Diego Comic-Con panel that talks about it. Oh my gosh. That's why we hit you on, Eric. You're a San Diego guy. Yeah. That's me. And I was here to talk about San Diego Comic-Con, apparently. Yeah. We definitely haven't done the panel yet. And we... I talked about the great weather... Definitely live. Definitely not recorded the three weeks ago. I talked about the great weather that was going on San Diego and the beaches. It was great. Or it will be great. Perfect. It comes out July 30th on Netflix. All right. On Netflix. There you go. Can't wait. And I would take this moment to specifically call out you should watch Recorded by Arzol. It's really good. Oh, hell yeah. Just as soon as content you should watch, it's super fun. I'm excited to see... One of the rare cases where I haven't seen a lot of it just because it's like kind of a different branch of the animation department is working on it. Yeah. Instapodicons. Instapodicons. Yeah. I'm a full butt myself. Yeah. Yeah. And if you like ESA, you can watch Eye of Notes. That would be the reason you watch Eye of Notes. There you go. Or for Carrie. No, no, no. No, that's fine. It's for ESA. Isn't Justin Spears on there sometime? Yeah. And then the... There's like... We have Stash Chan. Don't worry. Only hardcore Eye of Notes members will get that. Stash Chan? Stash Chan, yeah. It makes a lot of sense to me. They got Deep Lore like Halo. Yeah, we do. Oh. Yes. We have Jazz and Deep Lore. Do you guys have Sprinting? We'll see. I mean, I think that you could take one look at the cast if I have notes and know the answer to that one. Yeah. It's okay. I have memes for either. I have memes for either answer. Yeah. We're good. We're going to do whatever Halo Infinite doesn't do. Yeah. If we're talking about seeing Diego Comic-Con, then the thing I want to say is check out twitch.tv slash mega64 podcast because today, Saturday, the 18th from noon Pacific, which is the only real stand, like time zone. All right. All right. From noon Pacific until way later today, they're going to be giving you a mega64 convention experience where they built the booth and they'll be streaming all day. Oh my God. Yeah. I'm going to go to that. That's awesome. Yeah. So check that out. That's going to make me miss conventions. Yeah. So twitch.tv slash mega64 podcast. You guys can check that out. I'm probably going to, I'll stop in and say, hey, because my favorite thing about the mega64 booth is going to it and then talking to everybody there and them just ignoring all of the customers that are there to buy you can have that booth experience for yourself at twitch.tv slash mega64 podcast today starting in Pacific. That's great. Melanie, what do you want to promote? Watch Ruby, because it's the only thing I do. I'm out. No. Thank you. I'm actually against that show now. So we're going to bring this up now. I stopped watching after forest. I like I'm a I'm a B. Effer. I'm a B. Effer before forest before. Oh, I see. I see. Yeah. It's like a Christ thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting, isn't it? It's kind of a Christ thing. Lord and savior. One might say. Yep. All right. He's actually dead. I mean, like, are we getting ruby? Ruby. Oh, call the news. No. The only way the only way that he could be alive is like if I like, I don't understand how he could not be dead, but Hey, we'll see. He didn't fall on a volcano. And that has spawned so many subreddit posts just by me saying. Yep. Yep. It was 100% not a joke where 100% telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth will help you. I've already I've already finished my my volume eight recordings. Oh, was I not supposed to say that? Oh, just as long as you mentioned your volume nine recordings were okay. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's a good thing we stopped filming. Hey there. Thanks for checking out the video. While you're here, go ahead and like, comment and subscribe. Let us know what other kind of tier list you would want to see, what other shows, games, anything anime related at all. If you want to see more great content like that, head on over to roosterteeth.com. You can become a first member. We have a ton more to see.