 Hello, welcome to balloon day 13. Today's my father's birthday So I actually saw my father because I think I told you the vlog this yesterday He was gonna be in my neck of the woods anyways, so he is going to the grocery store to get some like I Don't know some like specialty sausage thing, so I think we're gonna just make that tonight I'm not really sure how that's gonna work out. I don't think he wants to go out for his birthday. I have no idea so Little bit of progress is done at the house today My mom went and painted those front doors again for one more coat and she's like, you know what? it's not working, so We need at least one more coat, but I think we need a roller is what we actually need So I am gonna get driving back to the homeland and I will check in with you guys in just a little while Every time we go to a restaurant if my mom does this with her straw wrapper And it just makes me get all so explain what you're doing. Well, she's making a little bow. Yeah This is what I'm gonna make a little like this. It's like origami, but not Make it at the right length and then just get a little twist and you got a little bow tie You're gonna put your bow tie on Where did your skull? Oh, I already smushed it up because I'm not I'm not That's that's not a bow tie and that is a bow tie You could put like little bows in your hand. I do you can always earrings and I always tell when I've been to a restaurant Yeah, she's funny like that So my dad decided to get a rip your float instead of a birthday cake So, what do you think? Well, he's eating it. So that's good Yeah, you should show the vlog your hands. You should prove that you painted My gosh the horror he worked on his birthday Perky'll take him later Get in one of her homeless buddies. Oh that I'm like, what she's not gonna wear your pants She took my underwear for a homeless friend Running around the tone of beach of my underwear on her head probably Well, you know what at least someone's getting used out of it So my dad got a club with no bacon and the fries with no seasoning Mom got the shrimp. Is it shrimp basket? Yeah, it was called. Okay, it comes on plate It comes on a plate. It's very confusing and she got the fries lightly seasoned. I Got a ham and Swiss or a ham and cheese On like Texas toast my fries are seasoned on the normal spectrum So we're gonna try the fries and see which one wins. Yeah By the way mom people wanted to know what you were working on. Oh Wait Wait too much pressure. Yeah, what it looks like right now, but they want to know if it was like needle point or what it was It's needle point one moment. Okay. She's she's answering all the questions because I couldn't answer them So it's going to be a Christmas stocking. Oh for my grandson. Gotcha. Not named Cameron No, no not Cameron. It's gonna say a different name a different name on there. Yes, so grandson Expect this to be coming. Oh, I don't think he well, you know what? He might watch the vlogs actually Doyle's a grand pop, but he doesn't get any you just looks like such a human Doyle when you sit there like that You just you look like a human. It's so weird. So it's still dad's birthday. So I've got questions for him What happened to your butt? Well, you need to explain and model. It's sometime early on It was damaged. There's a crack And I'm hoping to lose enough weight where I don't have one but cheek So right now I got two they're flat. I think that if I was still single, I think they'd be rounded more But I think it's a condition of being married That's because a lot of guys that are single have rounded butts minus flat and I think that's a common problem it could be She's laughing because You're blaming me she took it she put it somewhere I don't know where to The story of your life. It's it's hard to buy pants So he buys you should model your pants because these pants are ridiculous that he buys It was the wrong size, but they're very comfortable. Well, yeah, but you should model the pants for the internet They really want to see No, there's not a weirdo. I know but they're your people. All right So this is the pants so the front is normal and then like There's all this I mean it could like fit a small child in there or something like I don't understand like there's I don't know. Maybe are you getting ready for adult diapers? Is that what's happening? I can bend over, you know and do work, you know From other positions and uh, that's what's going on and I'm in it I worked today did I tell you about they got the paint on? Yeah, they saw that already I know my pants right there. It's proof. Oh my gosh some countries. That's evidence actually paint Wow, so we still don't know really what happened to the but but it's gone. I mean after so many years of marriage She took it. I don't know where she put it. That's all I'm saying. Where'd you put it mom? She was in charge of putting butts in there I don't I I don't know It disappeared a long time ago It's getting worse over like as you're getting older. It's getting worse I know But I just think you keep buying pants that are way too big again and which makes it look even worse A lot of people check out my butt, you know because They're wondering where it was. I got a I got a butt worth checking out. You know, I mean, it's just I'm living with it Yeah, but there's not there I mean, I'd be curious that that walked by too. I'd be like, hey, what's going on with that? Yeah, where's the butt? I'm like, yeah, and people want to touch it and see like, hey, what happened here? Oh But Now that would be vlog worthy Random people walking up to you. Hey buddy stranger. What's up? And where's your butt? You know, I did have some medication when I was in the hospital, but I never know. You never know You never know what's going on there. There's shenanigans. It's a mystery If you find that butt or anybody's butt and look for a crack, it could be mine All right, I'll let everybody know we're all in this together Operation find his butt is underway When I came back from the um planner thing and I was sitting here and we were talking And you were doing that people were asking what you were working on and they wanted to see it real bad Oh, and by the way, other people wanted to see Some of the pictures that are on the walls. So maybe I'll hammer you guys because they're kind of funny. All right Hold on. Oh, there's a picture on the wall. Oh, wait. That's an oil dog You look like an ornament doil when you sit there like that. It's funny. All right So some people asked to see like the family photos Oh gosh, everything's like so blown out. Okay, maybe you can see that a little bit better Yeah, this was a while ago. Um, this is my dad and mom myself and my brother So there's this one. All right. So here is this one. I had to take it off the wall because the glare is so bad Um, but yeah, this was a while ago There's me and my brother This was like right after he joined the military. I think he was in the military for like, uh I don't know not even a year yet. I think and uh, yeah Well, that's our family photos and this is probably our most recent like formal family photo, right? This is our most recent one. Yeah, okay. We probably have to get that redone at some point All right, you guys I also if you remember my whole debacle of not getting another seasonal surprise box Got the seasonal surprise box the second one. So this is the giveaway one So this is going to be the tail end of the video. I am going to close out the vlog here But this is just for my vlog people at whatever time this posts I don't know when it's going to post but when it does post go to my facebook page The link will be down below to enter. You just need to follow my page and make a comment on the post That's like the thumbnail of this video the video is going to be entitled something about my dad's birthday Or something about his missing bud or something like that. Um, I'm not going to allude to the fact that There is a, you know, erin kondren giveaway in the post So, um, if you guys haven't seen my seasonal surprise box open box, I will leave that video linked down below So you can see what's in here. Um, I just opened it up really quick just to make sure that there's not like Packing information, but there isn't like I didn't want to make sure there was no like personal information in here I'm actually going to look this over and make sure all the items are in here too because I have heard that quite a few people have had issues with Not getting all the things so I'll just double check that once I'm off camera The rules are the same as always you have to be a u.s residents or have a u.s Postal box or some way for me to get this to you in the united states Um, sorry international people. It's just way too expensive to ship these things Um, you must be 18 years of age of older if you're under the age of 18 Make sure you get parental from a permission in the event that you do in the giveaway that I can like legally send you something And um, like I said, follow me on facebook and then also make a comment on the facebook post That has the image, you know of the thumbnail in this video And that is going to be it and then um, let's see. So it's gonna go up on a wednesday So let's do the giveaway until friday. I'll pick a winner on friday at Let's just say noon central standard time and i'll pick one at random I will send you a message on facebook So and you'll have 24 hours to get back to me with your mailing address If for some reason you don't get back to me in 24 hours with your mailing address I will pick another winner. So um, noon friday is when a winner will be chosen because this will be up on wednesday And yeah, that's it easy peasy. All right. Well, I am signing off for the day So I hope you guys enjoyed the birthday vlog Um, but I will see you guys in the next video. Make sure to thumbs it up if you liked it and uh subscribe I'm here every monday wednesday and friday with new content at 9am central standard and then i'm doing vloon for the rest of june So feel free to come back and join the shenanigans and I will see you guys in the next video. Bye