 Hi there, lovers! I'm sitting here with a love of a long time of mine. A long time lover. A long time love. You're my favorite dormitainment person. Is that okay to say? Don't. Why would... Is that okay? Sure. Is that... Do you guys not do that? No, I mean we don't... It's... No, it's fine. Cause it's almost like a boy band. Yeah! Everybody has their favorite members. What's your favorite B2K member? Um, you know what? I'm just gonna have to go ahead and go with Amarion. Really? You know what I'm saying? Cause like he was the main guy. Also, Lil' Philz was cool. Lil' Philz was cool. Lil' Philz is not cool. My favorite was J-Bug. J-Bug? You know what? He's a nice... I came across his profile not too long ago. I think he's like... Nice looking. Well, first off, that's not what I... I mean, he's a handsome guy, but I'm not... I'm not like looking at guy. You know what? That's fine. That reminds me. Like it's so tough for a guy to like... This guy walked past me in the club. Smelled amazing. He smelled amazing. And I was like... I don't know how to like tell him he smelled good without like... Can't you just ask him what cologne are you wearing? That too, but a lot of men aren't. You know, they're like me. So I had to tap him first. And like, hey, you know, you don't know me. Hey, I'm a comedian. I'm a funny guy. So don't take this anyway. What the... What are you wearing? What's the cologne you wearing? And he was like, oh, he had no idea, bro. I don't like asking people either. And then he told me. You are... How do I say this? Surprisingly friendly? Oh, I thought I was going for handsome, but... No, but like... No, no, no. Surprisingly friendly because of the fact that you are very handsome. You're tall. You have a great voice. Like you could be a completely different as my friend Rick Shucks would say. When were you fat? Shout out Rick Shucks. Yeah. I mean, well, I grew up fat. So that... That's the question. And there you go. Ding, ding, ding, Rick. Okay. I love frogs and bees. Suck my nuts. Speaking of sucking your nuts, you... First of all, we're talking about the wrong stuff. We're talking about sex right now. You know what? My bad. Listen. See, you know, I'm a deep, I'm a deep guy. Okay. That's what she said. When did you start masturbating? When did you discover your penis? Man, around 12, 13. Around 12. Wow. It's kind of late. Yeah, no. I mean, no, I knew I had a penis. But I didn't... I wasn't like, oh, shit. That's bad. I was just like, all right, I've seen, you know, some... So I'm like, all right. I was like, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. Now, this is... The sensations are like... I got started feeling it from head to toe. I'm like, man. And when that orgasm came... You know how, like, in movies, like, people go into, like, they'll be running. And they'll be like, no. And everything just kind of slows down like that. That's everything. Time stood still. And I was like, is this heaven? Is this heaven on earth? And then for... I don't even know how long I went on a spree. You know, men, when we... When we ejaculate, like, everything freezes. Everything locks up. You kind of cripple up and then, you know, you make noises that you never thought you'd make. I've made some weird noises before. Like what? I knew... I shouldn't have said it. I didn't feel like that was coming. Like, she was like, you okay? Yeah. I just had a... I'm into animals. It's a fetish of mine, I didn't tell you. Like, everything. And I'm like, whoa. And it's funny because some orgasms are better than others. Yeah, not all orgasms are created equally. That's amazing. That's amazing. All orgasms matter. Did you ever go through any erectile or ejaculation dysfunction? Woo, man. Um, yeah, I went... I didn't get hard one time. And I don't know if it happens to every man, but most men I talk to, they say they have at least one experience of it. And literally, you think it's the end of the world for you. I called four or five other dudes. I'm like, yo, like, tell me, tell me, like, this has happened to you. And they're like, oh, yeah, man. It's one of those things. And the first time it happened to me, it was when I was 22. And I was so excited to have sex with this girl who I had been trying and been trying and trying and she wasn't giving me no play for like four months. And I was like, you know what? I'm just, I'm cool. Like, I'm cool on that. And then one day I'm asleep. She gives me a call. She's like, hey, what are you doing? And I'm like, I'm in bed. And I can tell she had been drinking. I hear girls giggling in the back. And I'm like, what's up? She's like, oh, I'm leaving the club. Ain't no, we were talking about you. And I want to come by. Do you know how quick you hop up? Like, oh, yeah. Oh, shoot. I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm chilling. Like what? I'm sleepy as fuck. I'm like, I'm chilling. She's like, I want to come by. I'm like, all right. Cool. She was like, she was like sending me the address in her address. I hop in the shower, boom, spraying on stuff. I'm like, all right, cool. I'm in the mirror. I'm like, all right, cool. Get my push-ups in. I'm like, all right, this is going to be the night. She gets there. She has this nice dress on. Legs looking nice. I'm like, oh, yes, it's great. We started kissing. It felt like a movie. I was like, oh, this is, I was like, oh, this is the time. Get her on the bed. I was already hard. So it was nothing. It wasn't, it was going to be no-for-play. I was too excited. I was like, I'm just going at it. I get a condom. Put the condom on. I get ready to go in. It goes blue. She's like, you good? Yeah, I'm good. I got to hop back up. All right, brother. Listen, it's me and you. Talk to me. What's going on with you? Like, is it work-play? Is it work-play? Like, what's going on? It just, it wasn't happening that night. And I was like, you know what? Honestly, I told her, I said, I think I'm tired or something like that. So I ended up calling my dad. I called my dad and I was like, yo, has this happened? At like four in the morning? It was probably, yeah. It was probably three or four in the morning. He's dead sleepy. He gets up and he's like, yeah. I'm like, I ain't gonna lie. My dick didn't get off. He said, what? He's like, aw man. Honestly, he's like, you probably didn't have no type of connection with it. He was like, A, you could have been tired. He was like, B, overly excited? Yeah. Overly excited. You're in your head. You're not thinking you're in your head, but you're in your head because you want to perform. He's like, it happens. And now as I'm older, that's exactly how it is. I have to have some type of stimulant before. It can't just be, I mean, of course, head and all that stuff is good and touching and rubbing all this stuff is fine. But mentally, it's something, and I'm like, damn, I'm really about 30. I was like, that's real shit. I was like, I always heard people talk about it. I'm like, no, the vagina is a sacred place. That's home. That's where I'm always trying to get back to. I'm going to be fine. No, it's really like that. There's been times where I sat with a girl and just didn't feel no type of sexual chemistry and she'd be hot. She'd be nice and it's just like, you don't have nothing for me. There's nothing here. And as much as I want to do it, it's just not, I don't think it's going to happen. Are you a breast guy or an ass guy? I mean. Or legs or eyes? I love thighs. I'm a thigh guy. The meat, the meat of a thigh, it feels comforting. But overall, I'm a butt guy because a butt is like, it's a toy. You play with it, you slap it around, you point at it, take pictures of it. It's like a tourist spot. It's just a butt. There are some nice breasts. I don't mind it, but if I had to choose one, I'm going to take butt over breasts because it's just something out of butt. And then also during sex, you feel nice looking at a butt, grabbing a butt. All that stuff. Where is your attitude on experimenting sexually? Are you open to try anything once or do you have specific ideas? I'm open to anything except putting things in my butt. We're just going to work on it. That's where we're going to stop. Best and worst sex? Worst? I had to fake an orgasm because it just, nothing was there. She was what I call the flopper. Which is, she just wouldn't, I had to. She felt like a ventriloquist. She felt like the puppet I met. I was a ventriloquist and I was like, can you turn it over? I don't want to turn it over. Then I had to turn it over. And I'm like, oh my God. But she was one of the wild riders. So she just starts going. Big slips out. She comes down. Heard it? Yeah, it just was like a light bend. And I was like, all right. All right, I'm done. I'm done. She was like, you can't even, yeah. I was like, I came a long time ago. Yeah, that was fine. It's cool. Oh God, it feels so good. Why is your fake orgasm like that? Is your real orgasm like that? No, I was, I felt it. So everybody knows from now on, if you get to the light. Yeah, that's good. You got to get to the false setup. Yeah, you got to hit the high note. And I went to the bathroom. I put my dick under the cold water. Because I was like, oh my God, it's broke. It's done. And I watched stories of Dennis Robin talking about how he broke his penis like three, four times. I said, what the fuck? You broke it three or four times? Even watching it and listening to the story makes my stomach churn. Because I'm like, oh, I just can't. I said, my dick is mine. That's my me. That's mine. I don't want nothing to happen to that. What makes the difference between a woman whom you perceive as a good sexual partner and a not good sexual partner? Well, I think a great partner is, I think, like I said, now it's a mental thing. Like, are you going to talk to me? Are we going to talk? I don't need nobody too, too quiet for me. Like, you know, let me know what's going on. Um, what else? Like bad is the flopper. I can't do that no more. And I think it comes with age and experience. Like, I've had 18 year olds, 19 year olds try to have sex with me. I'm like, I can't. I just can't. Because I know this is going to be a lie. It's going to be all that, like, ah! It's going to be a lie. You're going to be dramatic. You're going to be, and then I don't know, especially if we're not in a relationship, that now, you're young mind, you're going to think like, oh, we're together, like, or you're going to think that. It's just, I'm like, I'm so, I'm smart now to the point where I'm like, I think it's as good as the girl might look and as horny as I might be. I think about the aftermath that I'm going to have to deal with. And I ain't, I'm about 30. I ain't got time. I'll be sleepy. I don't need you to do it. At this point, your phone is on. Like, chill out. Relax on that. Relax. So, yeah. If you want to give advice out there to dudes entering into the sexually active world, what are some things that you learned the hard way or you learned the pleasant way that you want to pass on? Do not just go down there and treat the vagina like a bowl of spaghetti. Like, you know, spaghetti gets everywhere. Like, it's just noodles and like, nah, it's more of a nice, nice, nice salmon. Like, you know, like, you know, with some asparagus. It's a nice, elegant meal. You can't just go down there and be just flopping around. I think a bit like a jawbreaker. Yeah. And it's a consistency. Like, and the main thing when she tells you, stay right there, no matter how tired you are, no matter, you have to dig deep and stay right there. I try because I haven't done it before. You can grow oral sex, but sometimes I try just to do this. It's very tiring. That's why I think you got to suck it a little bit. You got to lick it a little bit. You got to, it's just, it's a lot you got to do down there. And over time, fellas, you will learn how to do it. Sex is to roam as what is to what? Sex is to roam as icing is to cake. Sweet, creative, tasty.