 It was too good to be true, you know, we had that Doctor Strange trailer So obviously the pendulum has to swing the other way and we have a Chippendale rescue rangers the movie on Disney plus So yeah, it's shit Whoa, you might be saying Adam don't judge a movie by its trailer. That's fair That's fair. Let me instead judge it by the metaverse crap That's everywhere now, and I'm already sick and tired of it remember space jam to that was hell What about Ralph breaks the internet? Oh kill me emoji movie was sure to put a smile on no one's face People liked free guy a lot remember when he pulled out the Captain America shield and a lightsaber and and the people watching the video game We're like he's got a lightsaber in a video game That's kind of like fortnite where everyone probably has a lightsaber cool. I love properties. I like consuming things. I Think I'm done. I think I'm done with blockbuster movies if this is what we have to offer now Listen, I grew up with Chippendale rescue rangers. I'm the target market, right? I'm the audience I'm the the middle-aged man with the kids who can be like children. This was my jam I watched this shit on Disney afternoon. I can't wait to see Roger Rabbit in here and was is that scat cat? Yeah, two step forwards. You'll take two steps back. Oh, we come to get there cuz I but sits attracting you fuck this No Absolutely not This is Disney flexing when one company does it like Warner Brothers or Paramount with the with the dumbasses climbing the mountain top Another one's got to join in and Disney owns everything. So look, there's my little pony friendship is magic. Nah Friendship is tragic here. There's a lad and I know him. Don't you dare close your eyes Indiana Jones, that's a property. There's a new one coming out. We got to remind the children about it Dun dun dun dun dun dun don't Here's the plot film takes place 30 years later 30 years after what the stupid show no well Yeah, yes because in this film Chippendale and the rescue rangers. They're a commodity They're a hot ticket item or they were you know the decades earlier But the they're washed up there. They're full of vanity. They're full of fame. They're full of Envy confidence all the little deadly sins What's his nuts has turned himself full CG? Dale didn't just go for the facelift in the tummy talk He got the entire CG upgrade. He's now 3d. He's now that new model Meanwhile chip not only has his old 2d form. He was somehow downgraded to like cell shading This is clearly not handcrafted animation the shadows God. He just looks flat and then stale lifeless Like this film these two Gumshoes if you will have to team up once more to find their missing rescue rangers So we don't know where they're at we have a mystery to solve and you know what? I'm guessing in order to come to a conclusion. They have to visit a bunch of different Disney owned properties They're gonna go to a comic con where they're gonna see a bunch of characters dressed up as stormtroopers and other garbage And you're just gonna sit back eat your popcorn drink your soda and say yeah, I know that I grew up with that Fuck. I'm sick of this. They appear to be doing the played out to mockumentary style where the these guys are washed up now It's a behind-the-scenes true Hollywood event God I just John Mulaney and Andy Samberg are voicing the characters who sound nothing like the originals Andy Samberg's just doing the same exact voice from Hotel Transylvania. He's the same character, and I like Andy Samberg I like the Lonely Island although. I'm starting to think that he's just not even trying anymore I'm sorry if I'm being a negative Nancy, and you think this just looks fan-fucking-tastic. I don't and I'm not gonna lie Had they just made a regular Chippendale rescue rangers movie set in the new generation Fine, I probably still would have been like oh whatever. I don't care anymore come up with new stuff But this is just perplexing it's it's mind-boggling why they went this route with this property And I will end with this if Gadget isn't still a fine-ass piece of mouse. I'm done I am done with you Disney. This is looking like a home sweet home alone situation It's gonna get shat out on Disney plus I don't think it's getting a theatrical release and you can take these early thoughts to the bank I have a feeling this is gonna be a complete garbage fest. Maybe I'll be wrong Prove it Disney Fuckers, so there you have it Chippendale rescue rangers. I'm super pumped for this. I don't know about you It's giving me Copen Legitimately killing me Subscribe if you haven't if you like honest reactions to things I'm not a negative person, but when I see something that makes me upset I'm just gonna say it outright that Dr. Strange trailer looks sweet though. If you think this genuinely looks good I'm not knocking you we have different tastes. That's fine Let me know in the comments why though. I'd love to hear what you think looks so great about this Like the video if you had a good time subscribe if you haven't I put out movie content constantly and hopefully I'll see you next time Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun Sometimes beep beep beep some crimes beep beep beep go slipping through the cracks But these two beep beep beep gum shoes beep beep beep are picking up the slack There's no case too big no case too small if you need help just call Bandail rescue ranger This danger Show myself out