 It's like me, I'm the sickest of it, it's not visiting clinics, no mimicking gimmicks, diminished with lyrics and finishing minutes, so vivid you grimace, distinguish I'm English, I'm living in British, the business I'm in it, grind, kill it, I'm silly, I'm crippling physics and spitting a silly... Yo, I put the brute in brutality, I make the ravers loose on a T, wanna see man then move to the B, wanna see gal on a few calories. Let me show man what a new swagger be, I get the kids hyped like a huge bag of sweets, put up your hands and broke up the dance if you wanna live life on a huge salary. People, people, you know what it is, it's don't fuck, hopefully hustle, can't stop, won't stop, not let them hire you. This is everybody know how to rap, yeah, cause everybody know how to rap. How am I going to introduce myself, how am I going to fuck up? For real talk, we need you to stay silent so the MCs can do their work. It's all about shooting this don't fuck video, don't fuck up the vibes, keep the noise down, please, as we move. Ready, yeah? Now what I'm going to say first is definitely going to piss him off. Cause we made an agreement that there wasn't to be limits crossed, anything too personal, being it off so it isn't hot. We made a pact, we promised I was actually on it but I had my hands in my pockets and man had his fingers crossed. I'm going to get an emotional geezer, I'll go as far as saying when we made hiding, this course he choked on a refar. Listen, I'm not holding back cause he's been going on like a diva but truthfully I don't want you fucking exposing me either, let's be real. I'm only doing this for charity, not to see this bag it's in, I'm going to win and give the cash prize to CYF Natalia and Yazan then. To be honest bro, I can't wait till this fucking battle ends. People are going to see us in the street after and be like, oh battle friends. And I know you better on don't flop, but I'm better with tunes, better with bookings, better with work rate and I'm better with views. And I've always wanted to say this, bro, your head is a moon. About, yo, about flash flood, you couldn't fit your head in a flume. Who told this shaven Jimmy Neutron he could spit with Bruce Don? Who told Roger the Alien he could spit off of the cranium? I mean, we've both got big noggins, but the size of yours is too intense. When blue cheese gives him ass, he has to stretch him out to suit his head. Like I trick on, we should start a new event that would be improving flex where he's a cool celeb cause you look like a mixture of Matt Lucas and Louis Spence. I'm going to first join, yo, I'm going to first join, yo, when I first joined don't flop, I had a little talk with you. I said you should give it a go, you could do well and slaughter dudes and he did. Man start a body in wrappers and get an order of views, we'd go to events and he'd win. And I would just, you know, sort of lose. Don't flop, not king. They handed the torch to you. Even newcomer of the year, he was awarded two. You've got all the praise and they never had a thought for Brewer. What can I say, mate? I'm so glad I brought you through. They travel to clashes together and I fucking hate it. Now I don't have to pretend. Imagine sitting in a car for two hours looking at the back of his head listening to classic FM one. Usually travel to clashes together and I fucking hate it. Now I don't have to pretend. Imagine sitting in a car for two hours looking at the back of his head listening to classic FM one. He pre-battle meditate, he's trying to master his zen. I can't see a single car on the road cause man says like a hatchback. And you wonder why before battles I'd never lend you a snapback. And you and your brother, trying to get to London, always turns into a mad task. But one of you, please learn to use a fucking sack now. How I know this guy will never make pee because he sits in his flat drawing pictures on girls' tits on page three. They were actually nice pics, 40 pairs of tits and I'm like are you going for a midlife crisis? If you haven't seen him go on his Facebook and have a good click. This is his new favourite hobby, he's put aside doing music or making an actual vid. This is why all his raps on politics are now and always have been drastically shit. Man's trying to do a part two David Cameron disc, getting info out of the sun. Keeps getting distracted by tits. When you do bars on politics, I think it's this guy messing. What do you think? Gordon Brown would reply with a Lord of the Mike's hype session. Shut up. Gordon Brown, when you do bars on politics, I think it's this guy messing. What do you think? Gordon Brown would reply with a Lord of the Mike's hype session. I can see it now. Gordon Brown with a shoe for a cool. The winner would be granted a new saviour to realise you for a cool the vandaliser. Do you see me? I could hit up David Cameron with a nice disc. Give Margaret Thatcher bars on facts to show her she's a right bitch. Tell Gordon Brown we ought to drown and Tony Blair is a phony bear in a mill of bands to give us grounds and sort us out some nice gifts. I could make a protest. Send for him with a hype vid. Make loads of irrelevant statements on politics. Foot with a grind twist. Go to Buckingham Palace. Get on this hype shit. See how the Queen likes it. No, sorry, can't do it. Feel like a right prick. Eat fruit. Eat now. Eat now. Eat now. About you brought me fruit. How are you coming to me like that, fam? I was the one who brought you out of Long Eaton with your first ever cash cut. I really respect this indie hipster puff that you chose. I know your head gets bigger as your fan base grows and you get lots of bookings with a band for shows. This is a mismatch to every real man that knows. So I'm going to keep it real as far as this banter goes because you know your shit at violin and it makes you angry loads. And your ego and pride has took some massive blows because you've been beat by more rappers than Amber Rose. The last Top 8 tournament was Proposy but I didn't watch it and missed it because last time I had to watch this break get bodied by Sistine. And I'm a ravel. And I'm a ravel but I can never go back to boom time because I had to watch him get finished by natural in two rounds. I can't go to the Fiddler's Elbow in London. No matter how many sick battles they've brought I had to watch him chuck a padlock and then get bodied by Jay Shaw. I can't go to the wardrobe it leads. This is something I can't say nicely because I lied to you when I told you you got robbed against Jay Knight. And yes, and I've smacked a guy but that's not why Norwich isn't getting a next visit. It's because I had to watch him crying when he got buried by Flex Blizzard. You know, this man's shit. What kind of guy chokes at his first-ever home tarn event and then gets bodied by Pam Flynn. This is his last battling strikes but if he didn't get the pay-per-view he got bodied by Heinz. Poor little Brucey. You know it's nice but he said that he wasn't lying. You moaning about going down in the dope-flop ranks is something I don't want to hear. You cry like a proper queer after every battle you literally drop a tear. But you've had such bad luck, bro. No wonder you're screwed. This is your eighth loss, my 11th win. I'm doppying you. You beat Dirty Walls and Sniper E. Wait, it's not just the two. He actually beat Big J. What the fuck can they do? Anyway. Anyway, alright. Ammunition's aiming. Armour's advantageous against all average amateur-arrogant acting anime as an aggressive artist abrupt to wear assertive and ageless alarming and alerting adults alongside answering all ages attaining awards. Always aces, aces, startups and any apparatus ahead advancing acres antagonising animals, aches and alligators attracting animosity, annoyant, awkward arseholes and now-soul admirers, awfully anus, accent atrocious, angles abysmal and alliterations aimless. Bruce C. can never sound like he's intelligent it's not a list but I don't know what it is but he's got a speech impediment. It's just like hype it's going to be quite a fucking challenge if you battle me because you said I'm going to use clarity. So now I'm going to expert Bruce fake Bruce Bride and Bruce Vanity so you know that all the money's going to that youth's charity. Time. Euphorical is a tight bastard but he won't spend the penny for what he fucking taught me to do. Nah, Euphorical is a tight bastard he won't spend the penny even when he's stacking MPs. I remember when we went to battle at distinction and you took three lunchboxes full of ketchup and pasta to leads and if Bride and Coving didn't hook him up with plenty of kit I guarantee you would wear the same garms in every vid. It puts his all in to doing nothing but battling and writing bars. Yo, it's because he puts his all in to doing nothing but battling and writing bars. You don't care if he ain't got food in the fridge but if you're in the top five on the don't flop forum then times are hard. I'm only saying this because we're mates and I really hope you're getting this but you're obsessed with battling Luke and you might need to see a therapist. Yo, I'd rather make tracks and straight clash on track to the top because music will never die out. You see the fans never stop. I played the Outlook Festival with Sandy Masoc she went to Canada and had a shit butt as a loss. And you got caught up in the don't flop sense but where did that talk send you? Send you're talking on phones for a living that's why you're a pure bender. You got murdered by Quillen Hawke so that was a poor venture. No wonder you were the centre of callouts when you were called out. You were the centre of callouts you no wonder you were the centre of callouts when you were called out in a call centre. Yo, catch him at work writing bars you see he shows dedication he can't let his supervisor see him though because he's not very patient when he leaves he gets to spray in 16s of devastation he comes back in the room and you're like you could be a £2,000 due to recent legislation. He's on an elite team he won the sickest white boy in North. Wow, what an achievement. He had to be Richard Howard he had to be Richard Howard Thomas Ted B, then Timmy Barry Simon Gary, Marcus Johnnan and Steven and don't you dare go on that rap it's the roots from where you've read because before you were vandaliser you used to be a greb and it will leave you with an instant scar you used to spike your hair up and dye your blood like that redder from Lincoln Park so then when I was listening yo, yo, when I was listening to Slim mob Dray Snoop you were listening to Blink 182 do you want to pull out with scores easy? make piss off you told me you hate hip hop and rate slipknot he ain't got clue about hip hop when he found out I was being hosted by Rodney he jumped for joy and was gas like man hope I get to beat the rest of the only fools and horses cast him Paulinea Greb, that's a bit off key you showed me a photo of you in a black bandana and a slipknot teach versus Origin One After Dark Movement versus Origin One he was fighting for the belt he grabbed Natalie by her hair she'd be crying for help Johnny had her Percy dread in the headlock or he'd be fucked in the corner fighting with himself get on lads, can we try Neo won't give a fuck about that because he's high you're trying to stop everyone fighting with awkward saxophone guy and Quaker who got Mason's drumstick and stabbed him in his arm it's with you it's all band practice, band camp it's all these chicks don't even know the name yo listen you're in indie hip-stop your style's all for the teens yet you're trying to cross over into the reggae and dancehall scene I've seen this coconut tri-rap patois, pussy how you mean patois, pussy how you mean you're about as yardy as sausage egg, beer, cannon, beer taking these battle trials coming like some mixed race Harry Styles he always does some next shit with his hair he thinks he's nothing but a fresh prince of the land carry your head and put your head to the stair, your head's a violation like what that skeptic just said and I know that all your girls might think that's quite hot but you're the only guy I've ever met with a relaxed high top I think you've hit a crossroads while chasing your dream because you've got no fans well, over the age of 14 those fans run up to Bruce Bear Goose Bear pretty girls yet for the rest of your life you'll be a loner even if a girl had e-bola e-boner no shut up man and you work in a vintage shop now every man knows vintage, fuck off, they're just second hand clothes they buck the indigo from longy and into the hood but on your birthday set no one bought you a drink or a bud to do gasp on drac and reload that just isn't good it was like watching Simon from the in-between part in kiddle hood shop's movement and military crew not to put me in games cartel hud's up, we're killing it too but when NG Cartel was bringing me through Vendor and Alyssa McStake was what they were listening to coming from the suburbs to clash at his birthday set he got mercs and dash if it was back in her fives he'd see this nerve get slashed there wouldn't be no Bruce's birthday back set with Miller to Miller let's pair with them jeans that are differently skinny he's just wounder nobody from back in them days knows him I'm talking back before my boy blue cheese have made any clothing we know you're the boy from the art skirts mate it's not a ting but if you went see the barbers he'd lock off the set and make you have a trim when I confirmed Rick's opponent he was like nah that's quite risqué cos you know that I've already nearly got banged out by Mick imagine him surviving when Nox was quite terrible you've been here for about two years that's not quite credible big up the actual man that really brought me through like Ninja, Stan Warico and old tight general I've only got underage fans a plus 18 event is the lamest choice if you're a fan of my music in here right now make some noise just when you're judging this try not to get high feeling cos that round was at least about 5 minutes that round was at least about 5 minutes we'll be going to my written team yo not in them hotly hustle has been absolute fire the talent displayed across our city is something to admire but other than this I can't see your name on the fly yo a headline this venue soon be with origin one getting the gal them all sweating then when after dark play a jam calf in a second you'll be outside with a cd like please buy one part of the valley name of his new cd like he's some drug stallion bruv don't get gas cos you took one valley next we'll eat this cock in the fumble cos when he passed out of the valley and we got fingered in his arsehole by Ollie selling your cds on road is a big issue fella cos the way you pitch them to pass us by you look like a big issue seller but when I release a cd I make sure my shit's in tune put down peas when a master and a mixing's due your leg glitches in his tracks when you're listening through cos he records all his mixtapes in ninja's room STS designs my cupboards best show easy, shrink wrap package manna leave and let go freebies then I'll come to you for a cup of 5 pound a pop with flash floods too cd he thinks the cds got better in status but with the quality I'm thinking you're crazy you're not a lot better in like scores easy because you're lazy and I get used to hosting flex sometimes you think it was all good but recently me and tracker had to have a little talk room cos you get too pissed every time we do like you and it's all up but you're never hosting again cos it's embarrassing and awkward come on man yo you're cringy between bars with the driest of chat cramming in bimble is an a vibe it's just whack when we said to get the crowd hyper and gas that didn't mean shout down the mic like a twat I had to stop trekking last time otherwise he would have told him off he's like me and flex a collaborator no, no, no, no, no, no we're not and against Tony D he said I'll perform collaborating alongside the likes of joe dan but the amount of people who want to hear you rhyme the same word on a duck step beat for about five minutes no man yeah you're a good battler what your music ain't flowing I get cashed from my tracks that's why you always go in but when it comes to battles you don't ever see fun showing he's like a shit canoe it's the way you don't get no money from rowers if you wanna know why cos he's got his hand up your bat here you think he's a ventriloquist and you've done better in the past but you ain't spitting as sick as this I'll swing a fist and leave you lost in a dream like the kid from insidious move hideous, bruised rhythm is too different my view's limitless I'll put you straight in the ground and then slew witnesses I'm a true villain I'm through winning, I'll do sinning and leave Luke spinning my nephew will always say you look like that dude Krillin but wait, wait, wait no, he's got his hand up your bat here you think he's a ventriloquist and you've done better in the past but you ain't spitting as sick as this I'll swing a fist and leave you lost in a dream like the kid from insidious move hideous, bruised rhythm is too different my view's limitless I'll put you straight in the ground and then slew witnesses I'm a true villain I'm through winning, I'll do sinning and leave Luke spinning my nephew will always say you look like that dude Krillin but wait, hold up a sec you wanna know why that shit is too fitting cos if you bring those londie-dondie bars you'll get that kamehameha and that's you finished like illiteration so only for fun I'm gonna show you farokalab is supposed to be good luck cos I'm an entertaining, egotistical, elite, enforcer exhibition, effecting emotions excessively erase evil's expedition, excellent execution entering exorcism, experiment each error, expressing elements every EP, exterminating enemies extra-terrestrial, I'm ET, expandies explanations, emphasise an echo with each E cos I'm effortlessly expressing illiteration is easy just elongated egg head there was an egg famine egg famine my mum won't leave his yard if there was an egg famine he's got an egg head exaggerated written in an egg palace but I'm spire of the dragon cos I'll make that egg BAM spassy barack of armoury can actually back his car like I am used bars get hot, yo I am used, bars get hot, like firing a booth I'm a difference between lies and truth I'm a better emcee, I've got proof seem bare-gold, a big oven on feet, like a girl who's skin-torn skin-torn, bro, it's skin-tone not from this home he'll switch up his tone you're from Nox, not London, I'll let this prick know you speak like this bro, you speak like this dog brew in brutal bars you put the brew in Bruno Mars who knows, you'd see Bruno's Bruno's arse now I heard this guy say you'll get a Muay Thai kick like I've been to Japan you'll get a Chinese burn like I've been to Iran he said I'll take you back to the future like Matt Leblanc imagine back to the future with Martin Mcflagg you asked me for a verse on hi-day you asked me for a verse on hi-day we did the JDZ video, it was actually fun me, every day's a hi-day from Monday to why did you miss out Saturday and Sunday because me, I've got concepts, lyrics and I'm coming with flows I've got concepts, lyrics I've got concepts, lyrics and coming with flows you've got slogans, gimmicks and colourful clothes you might seem an Arabian at Air Max 1 we don't care what crepes you have on you spend time promoting big brands that's long but you never get no freebies that's wrong rub your repping corporations on what's awkward is all that free promo and you've never got no royalties but it's all for the YouTube views I can see it's bare scandal but fuck it Air Max 1 they want it Air Vandal he goes Max you can't have that'll flow down that's not the only style of the jacks you know it's whole track Kamehameha by Dragon Ball Z completely catered off Street Fighter by D.W.M apart from you apart from you biting shit I don't want to act like a prick but you're only doing well in this battle because you go right and sing gimmicks not me and the gimmicks not alright Josh being a gimmick's not alright Josh, just look at yourself I urge your track that goes oh my gosh I thought I'll do a track called all bloody hell but it repeats words all bloody hell mash up the place like all bloody hell and then it repeats it until they all bloody hell if you're a gimmick MC don't follow me you can't even get a reload proper there clash against me it will be no holiday gonna ring down on this Gino on a bet like I said I'm British so I can have a brew yeah I can do that shit I can do you look out for Bruce's next big track coming through it goes yeah Bruce people make some guys show some love chuck for the air you for unclean