 Welcome to Church of the Chair. We celebrate all the things we do while seated. I'm your host, E, here today with my buddy, Chad Lutsky. We are collaborating on a novel called Planet Caravan. These streams are to educate or to motivate one or the other. So if you have any questions or if you just want to hang out and do your own stuff, feel free to do that. Anyhoo, so we are like 32,000 or something. 34, 200. This is the best part about doing a collab, not gonna lie. It's a, you do a certain amount of work and if your partner is even remotely good, you're gonna double your word count constantly. I thought we were at 32 and now we're at 34. So this is really coming along nicely. I did expect us to be done with the whole family section within 25K. And we're just now kind of getting out of there. So hello, Kobe, hello, Hailey, hello, Viking. We're out of there, well, we're out of there 100% at this point. Yeah, I know, but it took us like 30,000 words to get fully out of that god-awful trailer. And also there's like 2,000 words of later content I wrote also that I don't even know if we're gonna use at this point, but yeah. So for any of y'all out there watching, wondering, I will have a book birthday or happy Stephen King release day video up, but I ran into some issues trying to find the book locally. I have to drive an hour and 10 minutes both ways. So two hours and probably gonna take me two and a half hours to go get the book. And then I gotta come back here and start streaming. So yeah, happy, happy holiday, holiday. Anyways, but I also have the e-book and I have the audio book. So I pre-ordered the audio book ages ago. Forgot I had that. But yeah, I gotta get that video up the happy Stephen King release day. So, oh, Lord Derek, grand rising kings and queens and those in between. Hi. So, how much have you done my speedy friend? I have not. I didn't work on it last night with the smear. Okay, all right, never mind. So I've read all this, I believe. I don't know. If you didn't, I don't think you did on camera. So if you did- Sorry, what? I don't think you did on camera. So if you did read it, it was off camera. Yeah, I read it. I read all this stuff yesterday. Yeah, because I remember a plan with no plan, D for doom. Okay. And then I read the next part where you're redoing him getting back to the carnival. Hello, Pedro, how you doing, brother? Oh yeah, yeah, because he already knows where the trailer is. You're gonna have to change all that. Oh, that's what we do, Hailey. That's what we do. Yeah, Jimmy, first thing, Hailey, I think it was this morning. At least it was this morning for me. First thing I see when I wake up is a message from Hailey on Discord. It's like, it's so damn hot here, I'm just sitting around, I'm sitting around drawing. There you go. She basically just said the same thing to you that she said to me. I was like, damn, y'all scorching over there. Y'all ain't made for this weather. Neither am I, honestly. And I grew up in Southern California. So I'm not made for this weather. I'm in a weird position now because I grew up in Southern California and I hate the heat. Then I moved to the South. It gets even worse because of the humidity and everything. So the sweating season is from like, fucking May all the way until October. And then, or hissing season, as I call it, because you guys have to hear the hiss in the background with the fan going on. But on top of that, I can't live in the cold anymore because my back, so it's absolute agony if it's below like 30 degrees. So I can't live up North. I can't live in the South. I need to find a very mild climate and I don't think those exist anymore because even folks in the UK are burning up and melting into the pavement. Well, what was it? Wasn't it last year your planes couldn't take off because the tarmac was literally melting? I think TC Parker told me about that one. Back to where tomorrow it's gonna be absolutely scorching. A lot of very frustrated, angry children. It's gonna be hard. I'm sorry. That sucks. Hey, there's nine people in here. I think that's a record for the writing stream. Good morning, Boggles. And no, there is nowhere left that is comfortable to live. This is a, I believe this is true because everyone everywhere is dealing with either insane heat or insane weather. Like, you know, California had a fucking hurricane for the first time in decades, all that stuff. So I hear you working, but I don't see you. No, my son sent me a message. I was responding to him. I was like, you are booking like a turkey over there. Oh, we're up to 10 viewers. Oh, jeez. I know most people are just checking in. Yeah, it went up to 10 and then dropped down to eight. Most people are checking in. It's like, it's gonna be talking about Stephen King. Sorry. Boggles. Boggles said, way hacky, stay cooler if you can. And Haley, that's beautiful. Boggles, I love you. Boggles definitely lives up to, if you don't know, Boggles definitely lives up to her name in the game of Boggles. You know, the typos are amazing, so much fun. I'm gonna, Haley, don't be surprised if I call you way hacky. Yeah, way hacky is your new name. You should literally change it on Discord for the day. That'd be hilarious. Like, who the hell is way hacky? For real though, Boggles, how you been? I usually spend this time reading over what Chad's done, but I did all that yesterday and I should have waited. I will probably be working on this tomorrow, too. But I'm almost done with my homework, Chad. I'm almost done with my section, so I don't know if, in fact, I'm doing. Yeah, we need to do an out. I'm doing what I was working on yesterday. Sorry, what? You glitched out. Oh, sorry, I was just saying that, oh, I think we need to, yeah, we're probably caught up on the outline. We need to revisit the outline. Okay. And then we'll move on to it. Literally what I'm working on right now is the Mingo show Shane to his quarters, where he'll be staying, which is Mingo's trailer as a probationary period. This is when Shane realized Mingo is Fagmire, but has a huge heart. So I'm gonna go ahead and highlight that because I'm working on that now. And who knows if you're gonna like what I did, but it'll definitely be done. What color did you use for this? There it is, okay. Chad's not writing, Chad's talking to his son, I think is what he said. Way hacky, stay tacky, get snacky. Same old, same old, waiting for fall. I got you. Hey, Derek, I missed you coming in. The Bay Area, California is the most moderate climate in the US. I was a little late on this, but you're fine. There's so many people in here. I'm starting to get nervous. Y'all gonna watch this work? No, I'm just kidding. Snacky. But what I usually do is go over what we did the day before, and I've already done that. So, and I don't wanna get started writing because as soon as I get into the zone, I'm gonna have to take a break. So, I guess I'll just chat with you guys for a little while, because I don't wanna get into the zone and all of a sudden, I gotta get up because my booty meat hurt. Chad, brother, I streamed the game for six hours last night. I looked for you, but I couldn't. Oh, are you doing Twitch? I'm Twitch, yeah. Oh, that's why. Yeah, just check the Discord, or you can just go to twitch.tv forward slash Edward Lord. Okay. So, I need followers, man. I need followers, something awful. Oh, I got 18 followers. Hey, I got two new followers. What? This is amazing. What? I can hear. Is that me? Is that the replay of my video? It is the replay of my video in my ears. Never mind. All right. Let me peek the... So we got Joe and Chad. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19. It says 19. That's because you just sub, baby, shark, shark, shark, shark, baby, shark. All right, so I need 32 more. I'll finish this image, won't take long, then go through all the things in your stuff for e-file and make sure they're all okay. All right. I don't have twitchy or discord. Ooh. Okay, we got several achievements yesterday. Like clockwork streamed for two unique days in the past 30, reach 10 followers, streamed for four hours in the last 30 days, reach 10 average viewers in the last 30 days. So, new day, new stream, streamed for eight hours and less. So I only have to do, I only have to do two more hours to get that one and we'll get that done tonight. You pre-downloaded Starfield this morning, that's cool. I'll be playing that on Wednesdays and Fridays. So, I also got to figure out what I'm gonna do about game night. I need a new game. I need, I also got a game. No, no, I'm talking about for game night, for like interactive game night. Yeah. Yeah, snack is needed, fuel is required for epic drawings. Most definitely. I need to put something on the community page. Oh, don't get to start talking about pool and pool, pool, food in here. And I have an E. Yeah, right, Pedro? Now I'm hungry. Wait a second. We had 15 viewers. We were up to 18 or 20 at one point. Says reach 15 average viewers in the last 30 days. Maybe that hasn't updated yet. I don't know. You've eaten an hour ago? That's a, hey, fair. I mean, I know how that is. I mean, look at me. Hey boy, loves the food. As soon as I get done eating, I'm like, where's more of it? On the other hand, one thing is one thing and another thing is another thing. So, what? That's some double speak. I think I know what you're talking about. All right, well, I gotta go to the restroom anyways. So I'll go ahead and take my break. When I get back, I'm gonna jump right into it. Snacks, this is true. All right, y'all. Be back in about 10, 15 minutes. Probably 15, because I gotta go to the restroom too. Phone's ringing. We're back. You're absolutely right, Boggle. The war on opioids has become a war on pain patients. Absolutely right. Yeah, I forgot to unmute myself. Sorry about that. Yeah, Jimmy, it doesn't matter. The people in power will always have access to all that stuff. It's just regular ass people who are suffering. It's just like banning abortions. The rich folks are gonna find a way to have abortions. They don't care about that shit. Pedro, the company that invented oxy, oxycontin, oxycodone, all that stuff, which is hydro, I can't remember the name for it, but... Codone. Yeah, I believe it, but there's, yeah. No, hydrocodone is like lore tab. Oxy is oxycodone. That's it. Hydrocodone is, yeah, it's like perc... Vicodin is hydrocodone, percocet is oxycodone. Hang on. I said, is that not something that goes in cycles like they produce lots of mid... So the company that invented the stuff literally is being sued or has been sued for billions of dollars because they knew how addictive it was and they pushed it anyways, so they could get people addicted so they could sell more drugs. And like Boggles said, most of the fentanyl overdoses aren't even people taking fentanyl, it's people taking other drugs with fentanyl in it. Yeah, I mean, they created the opioid crisis and now the people who actually need that stuff, like even terminal patients are having problems getting pain management. What the fuck was I saying here? By the front door, you know, kid, it's funny, real funny. What the fuck was he talking about? Oh, I hate my brain sometimes. So I actually finished that scene, so I gotta do something happen. Somehow I changed the font size in this last chapter I wrote to 10.5. I don't even know how the fuck that happened. Did you write it somewhere else and paste it in there? Oh, okay, yeah, I know it happened because I had to copy and paste the author of the Kamasutra and it had some omelettes, whatever, because Mingo has a Kamasutra sitting on his coffee table and I thought it was kind of funny, but so Shane sees it and he's a book written in some language I don't understand called the Kamasutra and the byline might as well be written in hieroglyphs and then I put the name, I can't remember how to pronounce it, but anyways. But yeah, Vatsisianne, whatever. Then when he goes to look at the pictures on the cover, Mingo rushes forward and flips the book over and says there's nothing to see here. I've been drinking, see, Haley, I'm missing that much. I refilled it last time I went in. I actually don't want, I don't care much for Good Morning America. They never ask any, they never ask him any good questions. Every now and again they will, but no, I didn't watch it. I'll probably watch the replay though on YouTube. Hey, did we have a name for the guy who runs the Fun House? I can't remember. Oh, I don't think so. All right, I'll take care of it. I just finished the hiding of the cocaine. Oh, shit, okay. What'd you do? What'd you do? Dang it, dude. Have we been working on the same thing this whole time? I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry. Yeah, I just wrote like, it's gotta be like a thousand words setting up him hiding it at the Fun House in the mummy pool. That's what I just did. Oh my God, okay. I thought you were doing, you said you were doing the. Yeah, I was doing that, but I was gonna have, there was, I'll rewrite it. Well, just, where's your, go up and read mine. Where's yours at? Mine is after it's like halfway through, Shane falls off the bumper cars. It's a whole, it's a whole scene. And Mingo takes him back to the, to his trailer to show him where he's staying. And he's kind of anxious this whole time because he still has the coke on him. And then they have this touching moment where they're talking because there's a part in there where you're saying, where you said, he finds out that Mingo is like a giggity, whatever the dude's name is, a quagmire, but he actually has a heart. So I built all that up. And it's kind of like, it was an emotional and kind of funny scene where Mingo thinks that Shane is homesick but, because he keeps looking over at the pack when, so they have this real touching moment where Shane admits that, you know, he already missed his Cassidy and he had to leave someone behind. And there's this whole thing, I mean, it's quite a long section. And then he was then, I have not done the hiding of the cocaine, but what I did was, is I was going to set up for you to hide the cocaine in the fun house because I literally just got through writing Mingo. Oh, okay. It's like, I laughed to try and sell what I'm saying. Mingo buys it, thank God. Sure kid, whatever you need, once you're ready, head over to the fun house and help so and so, you know, and that's when he was gonna hide it. But I mean, I can, but also this whole scene, I mean, I guess I could put this all, I don't know. I don't know. Okay, I got, mine isn't too long, read. Yeah, it's not too long. Well, how about you, how about this? Go down to, holy shit, it's four pages. Read hard of the matter and let's decide, let's talk about if we wanna combine, if we wanna get rid of mine or whatever. Let's do that, let's read each other's stuff and I'm gonna go ahead and go and break, you can read that and then I'll run up and read yours. But yeah, I'm sorry, I was in the zone, I was in the moment and it all just kind of fell together beautifully for me. So anyways, but once again, not married to anything. I'll be back in about 10 minutes and then we can discuss, I'll probably go ahead and read yours while I'm outside walking. Okay. Anyways. What's up, Selvence? Okay, did you read it? Okay, there's good, there's no problem. All we need to do is- Move your section. Just cut all references to, I'm looking at the bag and they still have this chat. But instead of looking at the bag, there's the paranoia that, cause yes, it's not on his person anymore, but he doesn't feel comfortable. It's still traveling with them. It's still in Mingo's- Right. You know. But hear me out. What if we just move your section down below my section and keep all the tension of him having to drop the bag off on Mingo's doorstep to go do the rest of the work that he's gonna be doing? Because then he's just lugging this brick of cocaine- No, he's not. All over. It's sitting, Mingo tells him, like in the rest of the chapter, down below what you've written, Mingo tells him to go drop it off and there's the what am I gonna do with this kind of thing? And then there's the paranoia as he's going around working the different locations until he finally falls off of the bumper cars and he gets in there with Mingo and he puts his stuff up and it's just sitting there and all that drama. Because if not, there's a bunch of stuff in there that we're gonna have to cut with the stuff just sitting there. I thought it was gonna, I thought it would bring a lot of tension to the scene, not only worried about the family coming to get him but just having the fucking bag sitting on Mingo's trailer stoop right in front of the door. So I don't understand. So he's just gonna go to the fun house with his pillowcase again? Well, he's being sent at the, well, what, no, what I'm saying is moving all the stuff with him going to the fun house from your section way up here all the way down to the bottom section. So when Mingo sends him off to go to the fun house, he can grab his pack and take it, you know, then, instead of... That's what I'm saying. That doesn't make any sense. Why would he grab his pillowcase and... Yeah, I get that. See, my thing is like he tried to get rid of it. Like right off the bat, he's like, okay, I got the coke, I'm out of here. This place is up ahead, grabs it, he's gonna get rid of it. But now he can't because Sam sees him, stuffs it back in there, doesn't even really stuff it back in there. Just, you know, leaves it alone. And then he's just kind of pushed and shuffled around. And then, you know, when he has it, he doesn't even get a chance to unload it because they're like, you need to do this first before we tear down so that kids aren't hiding in there. And I just thought, it's the first opportunity he has, you know? Okay, so, hang on. Otherwise, even him, I even struggle with him not having, that's why I said, Mingo, you know, like if Mingo's busy, you can't unlock the trailer now, just hold on to your little pack for a minute until you get that done. And then I'll unlock the trailer for you. Well, actually, the trailer we've already set up is like, is open. It's like an open door policy for Mingo because she just, just like Sam's able to just walk in there and grab the tickets, unless you had a break in. Well, we could have him lock it after she steals the tickets. Okay, so I can change that. Or, it's not unlocked ever. It's always locked, but what's her name as a key? Sam as a key? Yeah. Okay, okay. Let's see here. But I wanna keep, you know, that whole scene you wrote. I think what I'm gonna do is, since I already called it hard, not hard of the matter, yeah, hard of the matter. I'm gonna start doing the telltale heart stuff. Like, he'll be looking over at the door and Mingo will take that as, you know, either basically what's going on. Instead of looking at the bag, he'll be looking at the door off in the direction of the fun house kind of thing. And he'll hear, I don't know if you wanna do something like he puts it in the mummy, like if there's an actual mummy in there, like he puts it in the mummy's chest. If we wanna make the telltale heart references work, and then he can like start, you know, hearing. And it's not actually, of course, you know, him hearing the coke, the coke beating. It's his own heart rate escalating every single time he thinks about it. So he hears this thundering in his ears like, well, it's his heartbeat, but he considers it more like telltale heart kind of stuff. I think, yeah, I think that'll work. Yeah. Also, keep in mind too, you know, whenever we get to it, I think there should be at least probably two instances where the caravan is mentioned. Obviously, when they first set out, you know, like after they pack up that night and they, you know, he kind of describes what it, you know, and mentions this caravan and then he gets, you know, then another kind of like, like this is his whole world. This is his whole, you know, that he has. And it's just this whole caravan. I looked up the word caravan to make sure that, and it's very appropriate for a hundred percent, especially when it says, man, where's that definition? Oh, a group of travelers as merchants or pilgrims journeying together for safety and passing through deserts. So that word safety, you know, like him, you know, now he has this family unit or whatever. I mean, I already knew what a caravan was, but yeah, together for safety, that was cool. But yeah, just a couple of references in there. Planet caravan, because this is his whole world. Yeah, just a couple of references of, yeah, of just using the word caravan, because I just don't want people to, I'm not a big fan of pop culture references, unless they're subtle or they're, or they're almost, or they're so underground that they're almost Easter eggs. Like I've got some black flag ones and stuff in my, in some of my stuff and some other bands that most people don't haven't heard of. And those are for fans of those bands, because, and I like that kind of thing, but like if somebody writes a book that takes place in 1992, and it's just full of nirvana and chili peppers and pearl jam, and I just, every time I see all of that, it just pulls me out. So I don't want anyone to look at the book and go, oh man, this, they really like, well younger people would probably say Pantera. They really like Pantera or, you know, I don't want anyone to think, I just, yes, I love the Sabbath song with my whole heart. And, but I think it's like, it's two words that fit. I think it's cool. Yeah. And I don't want, I don't want just to be a name that is used for, I want it to make sense for the book. Yeah. No, entirely. I'm with you. I like, I like titles that have multiple meanings and it references and all that stuff. So yeah, I'm with you on there. Something I was thinking about while I was reading your section is, and I'm not sure if we talked about this before or not, what if when he finally gets a chance to discard the Coke, it's gone. And that's where buzzard comes in. Dude, that is a good idea. Yeah. That opens up a whole new. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, I got chills right now and I had chills when I thought of it. So I wasn't sure if we had talked about it before, but it just hit me. I was like, we got to have something to wear. It's, we got to have some wear. That is fricking good, dude. Yeah. Because then then talk about paranoia. Yeah. Nobody's saying anything. Exactly. We took it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's, yeah, it's going to be good, man. Yes, dude. Okay. And then, and then when the, when his family does show up, he doesn't know what to tell him. Exactly. It's like, I don't even have it. It's not, yeah, yes. Yeah, that's, that's fucking amazing. All right. Perfect. All right, I'm going to go ahead and fix all this stuff, get it back, get it to what it needs to be. I can't keep my eyes off the door. Actually sounds better. Period. Or they could have packed it. I mean, it depends on what, where does this conversation happen? It's while, while it's, okay, so they're halfway through the night. He was helping Carl, you got two new people coming up that you're going to get introduced to. We have Kay who's a roustabout and Carla who runs the bumper cars. He goes over to strap down the bumper cars for, for, for transportation. And as he's doing it, he's like seeing and hearing Uncle Travis and Aunt Rita everywhere. So he's paranoid and he turns around and he thinks he sees Aunt Rita, but it's actually Carla. He backs up, hits his butt on the railing and topples over the top of it, knocks the wind out of him. There's a whole scene with everybody coming to help him and whatnot, making sure he's all right. And then that's when him and Mingo go back to the trailer just to give him a break for a minute because he's already been working for a couple hours. And so we're right at the, almost the end of the night when he's going to go back out. He was, he was going to go back and help the funhouse guy, you know, chair down or whatever. But since it's already hidden, we don't have to do that. But that's what, that's everything that's happened. I'm right at the point, at least in my head, where they're about to head out. So that's where we're at. Okay. Because there is a lot. I have done a lot in this section up here. Your idea about the missing Coke reminds me of this book, The Bedmakers that I wrote with John Bowden. We had some cool ideas and it was going along fine. And then I said, dude, this is a boring book. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yes. We were like 10,000 words in and I was like, you know, we've got some great characters, excellent scenes, great dialogue and stuff. They have this cool camaraderie, but we need some, you know, we had some little scene here with some action, you know, some thrills, but we need something. And then we brainstormed and came up with something that changed the whole direction of the book. And then we had another session where something happened, we were having a conversation and somebody said something and it just twisted and we ended up with like two twists in this book and it went from this is boring to like, this is the best thing either of us have ever written. I love that. And this is the most accessible. Like this book is the most accessible book that we've written too. So it reminded me of that when you said that right away. I was like, how just things flipped on its head. It's like, we already had something cool, but then now we have something that's going to... Yeah, we needed a catalyst for the beginning, which was the Coke. So the catalyst for change there was the Coke. The catalyst for escalation in the middle would be him realizing the fucking Coke is gone when he finally gets a chance. And then of course there will be, you know, a catalyst for the ending also. And that's just Cassidy no longer answering the phone. Or when he finally calls someone else answers the phone and it's like, oh shit, you know, what happened to Cassidy kind of thing? And maybe it's Trav who answers and is like, is he either son of a bitch or whatever? I don't know. I love the idea of, especially with it being first person, the idea of it turning into a, not a murder mystery, but a mystery now because we will stretch that out. Like who has, you know, like let's say it is buzzard. I don't want before, you know, I don't want to show our cars already and say, Mingo says, hey, I need you to take a look at the, you know, the mummy's tomb. Don't want to say anything like that. That'll come out eventually. I'm going to stretch that out like who... It was Sam. Check this out. Okay, follow me, follow me for a second. Oh, because she knew that it was his and she's trying to cover his... And she knows that, you know, Mingo isn't going to be down with the drugs. So she gets rid of it and that's why she dies. That's why she ends up getting killed. Okay, and then... But we'll use buzzard as a red herring. Exactly, big red herring. Exactly, yes. Fucking yes. Woo, boy, this is why I do this. This is what, yes. Ah, I'm fucking 10 right now and it's my goddamn birthday and Christmas and everything all at one time. That's fucking awesome. Yes, nothing makes me gittier than when things just kind of fucking come together. And yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes. Woo, that's exciting. Anyways, let me... So we'll stretch it out, then we'll use buzz as a red herring where it's like, it's pretty obvious. 100%. Yeah, no, it's Sam. Fuck yeah. And for those of you listening in that want to read this book, I'm sorry for the spoilers. But this is how it goes, man. This is the magic. This is the process. This is, you get into something and things just kind of fall into place. Amazing. Yeah, oh man, I'm even more stoked for this because that's going to be an amazing fucking twist. That's going to be a great... And the fact that you knew right away where I was going with that. You're like, because she knows that it's his and it's going to get... Yes, yeah, yeah. Woo, like, that's going to be good. It's going to be good. Let me fix this and then we can call it a day. I'll be right back. All right. Yeah, giddy. Oh, and hello, solvents, by the way, if you're still here. Man, this is, I love it when that shit happens, man. I absolutely love it. All right, I'm here. Julio. For some odd reason, I have no idea why. Maybe Mingo's from Pennsylvania or something like that. Because, you know, I don't know, it just kind of naturally happened. So I had no idea why, but he likes Scrapple and Arsicola. I don't know what, I know what Arsicola is, but I don't know what Scrapple is. Scrapple is a liver, pate, brick kind of thing, like Spam, but with a heavier liver taste. Oh, liverwurst? No, it's not liverwurst, but it is made with liver, and it's a bunch of different stuff. It's almost like black pudding, if you know what that is. That's made with blood, but it comes in a loaf, like Spam, or a can, and it's in a brick, like Spam, but it doesn't taste like Spam at all. It tastes like liver, or brown swagger, if you're familiar with that. Gross, sounds gross. I don't mind it, in fact, I love brown swagger, but when I was a kid, I fucking hated it. There's a, you know those King paperbacks that came out a few years ago where you can, they're like color-coded? Yeah, yeah, the Hotter and whatever it's called, Hotter and Stotten. I know what you're talking about. I don't know, I see a lot of girls have their shelves lined with. Yeah, those are the Hotter and Stotten ones from the UK. They're just their regular ones. No, no, no, no. These are the ones I'm thinking of are different. These are US. They are US? Well, anyway, I brought those up to talk about the UK ones, because the UK ones, when I saw the covers of them, I really liked those and I wanted to get them all, but I never see anybody posting them or talking about them, even in the UK, and I think- Even those ones are still the Hotter and Stotten ones. They're the ones doing the rainbow ones. Okay, well, I think the rainbow ones have different covers. Okay, not good covers. Okay, yeah, I see what you're talking about. But the, yeah, I don't like those, but the UK ones, I like the covers. And I would love to own all of them, but I have no idea where- They are hella expensive, I know that, because they're in such high demand. Yeah, those aha moments are definitely the best liking. I was just wondering- I was talking to this, oh, who is it? Solvents or someone, I was talking to them and that came up and I was like, I too would love to have them, but there's two reasons why, first off, they're too expensive and I can't justify because I already own all those fucking books three times over. But on top of that, the color coding isn't in chronological order. So if you put them in chronological order, like I do with all of my books from release date, it's gonna look like a hot mess. It's not gonna look like the pretty, pretty rainbow that it's supposed to. Right, yeah, that's weird. I put mine in chronological order too. Yeah, it is the, it's the, I think they're called the Ultimate Storyteller. Gotcha. Yeah, and they have cool covers. Yeah, they're the Ultimate Storyteller reissues. Ambitious four year program to reissue the complete King Backlist. Yeah, that's still, yeah. Yeah, that's just a, that's the new version of the old ones with those garbage ass covers, but they're all UK. They're all hotter and stottin'. Even the old ones with the shit. I know the one you're talking about, it's the ones with the, it's got like one stupid image on it. And then his name's written all weird in like comic sands. It's not comic sands, but yeah. Yeah, I really enjoy it. I really want the Kujo version. The Kujo one is really good. Let's see here, which other one's caught my eye? Salem's Lot is probably the best Salem's Lot cover that they've ever done. Oh man, I like the black one with the blood drip. Really? Yeah. I have that one. It took me forever to find, actually no, I didn't find it. Somebody sent it to me. Oh, that's actually a funny story. So Lee Brotherhood, the name used to be Lee Truin. He took his wife's last name. Lee Truin, the author of... No, maybe it was something, hang on. Maybe the name of the book is the Truin's. Anyways, so he was like, hey dude, I wanna send you that black cover copy of Salem's Lot since I know you were looking for it. I was like, that's cool. So he sends me the book, but he also puts in his own book. And I had already read it. And I was like, thanks for sending me a hardcover copy of your book. And he said, yeah, man, review, if you want to review it for your channel. And I'm like, oh, did you send this to me for that? Because I didn't really care too much for your book. And I felt terrible. But I was like, I already did a review on Goodreads. Yeah, but thanks for it. I appreciate it. And I have it, but I didn't have the heart to tell him after he was nice enough to send me the book. And I was like, I'm also not gonna go out and lie and say that I like the book. So I just kind of dropped it after that. I just sent a link. These are the books I'm talking about in case you need it. Yeah, I got them pulled up. I typed in the Ultimate Storyteller one. But yeah, I love all these. I mean, they even have like the body and some of the other ones. I really like Skeleton Crew because it has the raft. Lingoliers, Shawshank. It's funny because the night ship cover looks like the, it made me think when I first saw it that it was actually Needful Things. No, Nightmares and Dreamscapes because it has a Scarecrow on the cover of it. But yeah. Yeah, I like it because they have the, yeah, the Mist After Pupil, Sun Dog. You know, they got the stand-alones. Yeah, and they got the Bachman books too. They did a whole series of the Bachman books. Even the one? No, not Rage, no. Unfortunately. Yeah, these are great though. Even Cell isn't as good as that. The only one that I don't care for, I mean, it's still a good cover. Don't get me wrong is the it. It has the shoes and then there's something coming out of the drain pipe. Under the dome is good. Needful Things is all right. But yeah, I love them. I like the old ones well enough just for the spines, but you're right, those covers were garbage. So glad they decided to change it. All right, let me finish this up so we can get going because I still got a two and a half hour drive ahead of me. Just for that book, huh? Yep. I just wrote a scene where Shane actually finds a couple of kids in there. Couple of kids? Yeah. He just scares, he just, Oh, okay, yeah, all right, I got you. Okay, never mind. I just realized what you were talking about. Twice now I moved. I've moved the title of X marks the spot down and added two different chapters. Okay. Plandy and this one's called Heidi. They're very short chapters. I hope that's all right. Yeah, I don't see any, it's just gonna keep people reading. Yeah, I know readers don't mind short chapters. I don't know what publishers think of that. Oh, they don't care. Whatever keeps the readers reading. They might ask us to blend one or two or it might blend two of them into one, but I doubt it. They usually don't fuck with chapters, whatsoever, unless they want you to add more chapters Right. Or take an entire chapter out because it ain't working, that kind of thing. Okay. Okay. So the last thing that I don't know if we're gonna keep this but the last thing he's sending into now is the petting zoo to board the animals. Cause that's usually the last thing they do is load the animals on the trucks or the trailers, whatever. And so he, Mingo grabs some vapor rub out of his drawer and tells him to put some on his Cupid's bow. And he's like, Shane's like, what for Mingo Chuckles? You'll see. Or should I say, if you don't use it, you'll certainly smell why. And then the last line is he wasn't bullshit neither. But anyways, yeah, those fucking petting zoos fucking reek. All right. It's 11 52 everybody. We appreciate you stopping by. I gotta go pick up this book, come back, do a video. And then we got a live stream on Twitch tonight at five PM central standard time. I will be playing armored core six, but you guys will have a video up before that. Stephen King, happy book birthday, all that good stuff like I normally do. Anything you wanna say before we head out, Chad? Yes. Stephen King's book came out today. Ollie. John Bowden's snarl came out today. Yeah. And Tim Myers rainbow filth came out today. Very cool. So Chuck Pollinix, hang on. Can't remember the name of this flicking, flicking, really? Flicking, come on. Dude, I can't find it. Chuck Pollinix has a new book out today. It's like, and forever or something. Anyways, there's a new Chuck Pollinix out, but definitely check out the other books by Tim and John. All that stuff comes out today. Happy reading and anything else, Chad? No? Yeah, go support John Bowden and Tim Meyer. They both got books out today as well as Chuck Pollinix and Stephen King. But until next time, I'll hail the chair.