 Don't turn that dial. This is the right station. If you wish to hear about Jonathan Thomas and his Christmas on the moon There once was a lad the wee little tad whose name was Jonathan Thomas who got into a fix when he was six Because he kept a promise. You see he went to the moon one night and got himself in a terrible fright He was chasing guzz because guzz ran away Guzz was his teddy bear who thought it would pay to chase two elphins up to the moon And he ran and ran and got there soon and he didn't get cold in spite of the frost But what he did do was to get himself lost Poor Jonathan Thomas nearly broke his heart because he and guzz had never been apart and he looked and looked But all in vain and when he started for home again He knocked at a door which wasn't there before and when it was answered more sooner than soon The man who answered was the man in the moon who invited him in and said to him I'll give you breakfast if you like or you must be hungry after such a long hike and then quick as a wink What do you think crash bang bang boom till all the people were filled with gloom And I'll bet you can't guess what the reason was the sweet boblems had kidnapped Santa Claus How the bells rang out how the people did shout for it was all so very sad and Then much to his shame. They said he was to blame by he I mean Jonathan Thomas Why they called him a spy and a terrible guy and they made him faithfully promise to obey all the laws and Find Santa Claus which is very hard to do till the man in the moon said I'll go to and so off They went without baggage or tent not walking but riding of course and with never thought of ever getting caught They went through the land of Ripple stitch and their trouble began no matter how they ran They were always pursued by a witch But my goodness gracious my talk is so spacious and my words enough for ten men So please don't you worry for here is the story. It's all ready to begin again Well, well you old frightful thing. What do you say? You wicked old man in the moon the day will come soon when you'll change your tune For I'll fix up your tricks with a bag of my own and then I'm giving you fair warning, Mrs. Which you'd better leave us alone if you know what's good is indeed you should You stay out of this you awful horse or I'll stop your words right at their source And now I'll tell you a thing or two I'd be mighty careful if I were you and I wouldn't laugh or you'll raise my wrath and then Work my magic and you'll probably heard that I keep my word and my tricks are very tragic Yes, what do you want of us Mrs. Which ten minutes ago? I could plainly see there wasn't just two of you But one two three to give you harm would bring me no joy for what I want is That little boy no no no a thousand times no and I say yes And you may well guess that I'll keep my promise for it's very true that I'll keep haunting you Can you give me Jonathan Thomas so mumbo to stick get better be quick and tell me where he's at Or I'll get even with you with my witches brew which is mixed by a great black cat You've gone too far Mrs. Witch for I know what to do with you and by too many crickets. I think I'll do it Go on chief give them the wicks make it stupendous and colossal I'm gonna tweak your nose Oh, oh don't you dare or you'll give me a scare that'll be the death of me Oh, so you didn't know that I knew the secret of your nose One tweak and it'll be the end of you Mrs. Please I beg on bended knees do not tweak my nose for I can't bear such wear and tear Oh, please sir spare my nose. I'm very sorry, Mrs. Witch here, but I want you and now I'm gonna tweak your nose like Yo boy, oh boy, was that a tweak? Oh was that a tweak? She won't recover for at least a week. Oh boy, oh boy I'm telling you this day you'll ruin believe you me just wait and see I'm gonna kick a dead remark and when I kicks I Hits the mark ha Watch this that's from me to you from one old nag to another old head Well gogons owner that was just beautiful That was stupendous Gigantic colossal. That's what? Well, all right Jonathan Thomas you can take off your invisible hat now the witch is gone Come on Jonathan Thomas. Where are you? Where are you here? I am right here, sir If you please my goodness gracious and Jiminy Cricket, so you are I've been sitting here on this rock all the time Couldn't you see me of course not you had your invisible hat on couldn't nobody see me Of course he could if he was here, but he's not he's there But what happened to the three dwarfs where they go? I don't know. I'm sneezing. Oh, I'm weasel. I'm Beelzebub Of course, she's gone. Yeah, I tweaked her nose Bong bong bong the witch is gone the wicked old witch is gone And we are happy and quite slept there because the wicked old witch is gone Bong bong bong and that's our song the wicked old witch is gone I'm glad the wicked old witch is gone, too We're grateful to you and to prove it too. We'll give you a lift and a very great gift to take on your way It's a magic spell to serve you well and all you have to say Yeah, that's a beautiful word. What does it mean when trouble is double all you have to say Giggle And now we must sigh and wish you good-bye and wish you on your way, but don't forget the magic word on screen on Giggle Oh Look at them go It's too pender. It's colossal. It's gigantic. What does that word mean? If you please mr. Man in the moon Hunt screen my goodness be quiet Jonathan Thomas We are only supposed to say the word when you're in double trouble Oh, what did you say? I just said oh Well, come on everyone. We've got to be going before it starts snowing. Come on Jonathan Thomas. Yes Come on. Go out and dola. I'm right with you chief. It's a murder. That's what it is nothing but confusion Oh, what's your face and get up you go on? We'll never come back. We'll be taking a whack at the cat Christmas this year and say bad and people won't cry We'll never come back. We'll never come back. We'll be taking a whack at the terrible land Please sir. Good. Maybe I ask you a question. Why you are threatening of course. What is it? What's that funny sound? Oh, oh, you mean that sound Why that's the merry-go-round river. Yes, sir. We're almost there. Come on here. Yeah, garganzola. Yeah Oh, it's moida. That's what it is. Nothing but back-braiding moida It's Jonathan Thomas and I don't know how we're going to get across Do you think that you could swim it garganzola? Ah, it's revolting. That's what it is. Nothing but plain horrible What are we going to do? Well, I don't know. We'll drown if we try to cross that river It's full of whirligig pool. Yes, sir. And crocodile eaters Oh, my goodness. Nothing but moida Now look it's starting to snow. Good gracious. A feather storm. Oh, look, Mr. Man in the moon There's no wind and snow at all. Feathers. Oh, and they tickle my nose. Oh gee It's gruesome. They're all over me I'm telling you, it's nothing but- it's nothing but- What about that magic word, the dorski word? Jonathan Thomas, that is a scrumptious idea. Now is our chance to find out what happens when we say Hansquin on-squish-squish or Hansquish-you'd better say it for me, Jonathan Thomas. All right Gracious, I hope this isn't a trick. Are you ready? All right, all together now Hansquin on-squish-squish Well, they've said the magic word, but what do you think will happen? Oh my goodness. I can hardly wait to find out So we mustn't miss the story of what happens to Jonathan Thomas next