The lyrics for the ENTHUSIASTIC HUSSIE RAP are as follows:
Yo, the name's Hussie, people call me the Huss My first name is Andrew, but that's rarely discussed Imma rap for you, and if you're not impressed, It's ok because I'm whiter than Doc. Scratch text. It's a good week if I can squeeze in a shower 'Cause you people cry if I don't update every few hours And if by some miracle I get spare time, I'll be macking on Vriska 'cause that girl so fine. Got OTPs? I'll sink all your ships With a smile all the while on my massive lips. I've got some sort of weird infatuation with horses Got chakras as blitzed as my linguistic forces Got all of the irons in the fire. ALL OF THEM. And all of the breadsticks at Olive Garden I lurk outside of caves with a Toblerone, And I don't wanna hear your questions so just leave me alone!
(The deep voice at the end says:) He kills off everyone Then eats a Toblerone Goes down to The Olive Garden To make out with Rufio