 Hi I'm Philip Magnus and welcome back to the darkest dungeon and the darkest book in the estate today I'm going to slay a prince not any prince no no the swine prince and he is quite the swiney little thing hey yeah so today is going to be a fun day hopefully and we're going to kill lots of and lots of creatures mostly pigs the way the rituals of blood sacrifice are difficult to master those from beyond require a physical vessel if they are to make the crossing into our reality the timing of the chance is imperative without the proper utterances at precise intervals the process can fail spectacularly oh well a nameless abomination a testament to my failures it must be destroyed let me guess you failed again I mean what does our ancestors do other than fail constantly he tried to work with necromancy that didn't end well he tried to for example I guess whoa so I've got a special room a secret door in fact and god I got a skeleton key I needed it and it needed me probably anyways I was saying our ancestor really does not amount to much does he he's kind of a trashy trashy person or was I'm fairly certain he's dead but hey let's not speak ill of the dead right not even the awful useless bunks oh I'm doing it again aren't I anyway I've been looking forward to a secret room for a very long time let's see give me give me give me ah oh this is so awesome well we might as well go and kill the boss now right I'd really rather meet him at as full a health and sanity as can be arranged because after all we're going to fight a giant pee and I can't imagine that this will have any good effects on my sanity no not at all huh but hey we gotta do what we gotta do right Jesus seven points of damage seriously another one falls that was nothing short of insane at least the arbalest with her billion healing items can kill properly it's a nice class the arbalest is let's see medicinal herbs excellent 30% damage this actually has me considering not at all camping but let's first see how this buffer in the next one will go right excellent impunity indeed I mean who executes strikes with punity anyway do you know what I mean oh my that looks like it hurt might can shoot you oh god I should have taken a skill for the fight that I didn't which is really bad for numerous reasons no matter we'll have to deal with the swine prince quickly and without pause unless we can change now I mean is it possible indeed it is I'll remove the blind fire and indeed take rallying flare because it clears marked targets and from what I understand there will be a lot of marking oncoming trinkets and baubles paid for do I want now what first I'm going to fight then do I want to lose that oh well oh that fight isn't much he says before getting raped by maggots as the fiend falls that sounds even more disgusting than I thought it would um sure let's heal someone who doesn't need it hey health receives received give them no quarter no no what the match is struck I'm not going to use the camping fire if things start going bad I can always retreat and use it then oh god that's giant and it has a crown oh no that's rude that is so rude let's see self-dirt in dodge cure blight bleed six feet um no I think I 130 okay you are tough you're as tough as nails in fact I need you going as strong as you possibly can that's not good we need to slice him and dice him as quickly as possible if we want to survive this one five points of damage that's too bad too low no I feel like I might have found my match I only hope that I will not lose horribly and die even more horribly plus five dots plus two speed now can't help but feel that this might be useful right so who has yeah definitely Vassie no that's not Vassie that's Anji definitely Anji is going to get her mark cleared oh they both did some good news at last another four 14 points of damage which is nice oh that's that's I can live with that certainly and this one again really that's so rude you're a such a rude person can I mark you in any way no I can't what a pity another five points of damage well we are getting there slowly but surely I have nothing to buff myself with which is kind of not perfect not at all let's remove this mark again again is Anji who's taking one hell of a beating I don't like this right let's concentrate my mace on his skull perhaps that will help in our inter piggy inter swine interhuman relationships although I wouldn't bet on it retribution no I much rather just hit you thank you very much for a second there I thought he would play his turn before our dear armor list and then we would be totally doomed again you're going to try an ending you're so rude little piggy no matter you are getting yours soon enough and I think this will end you excellent and you little piggy what will I do with you so cute so harmless and so very dead or you know not yet I suppose fine now you're dead happy let's see oh a vessel item an uncommon one too good very good I think we might as well do a few more battles get a few more pressures because you know there really is no point in not getting those now that I have successfully a chance to steal oneself against the coming horrors survived let's see wound care now first let me see your skills 35 percent and candidate to myself no I can't right what are your skills old man all companions plus 10 percent damage nice yeah we'll go without and you sister sure anyone stressed not really know everything is guarded already might as well just use this and we're all ready and done with the resting I think arch that was the sound of a cup hitting my tooth it actually wasn't pleasant very much mm you're at ease is that good yes we shall push to the end to the end of the earth if we have to I have no doubt that we can do it you know it's such treasures too oh look at the little spiders however will they survive spoilers they want confidence surges as the enemy kill the last one really that was weak in radiance may we find victory they have spots for a jade then 20 stun skill chance they even have anything that stuns no not really how about you how about you nope no one has any am I going to so annoying this these hiccups unbelievably so anyway let's move along before the darkness swallows us once again is this good um cove adventurer minus 20 stress damage in cove that is excellent I know where we're going next Tonya hmm can I take care of you boy yes I can how about you lot I think I'll concentrate my actions around the death of this particular madman and his little pee really what are these swine wretches made out of I'm curious what happened to them to make them such freaks and weirdos really the answer would be nice but I don't know I will get seriously you're such a disappointment arbalest such a horrible disappointment anyway thank god for Sonya cleaning up after the arbalest whose name I will not even try to pronounce because I don't want to offend any nationality that may have it as a national name you know because vataville is such a common name in France for example yes quite making shit up as I go along remind yourself their overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer a solid item more solid items a bandage that I will not use and deeds that I would much rather have or would I rather have a lock of fury but admittedly it's a cool item oh which one which one I know I'll trade right just a single step to take this sloppy piece of scrolls that doubtless sentence I just made up was wrong on so many levels I can't even I can't cope with it let's see old man Virgil disable the trap disarm it disarm the trap oh a curious item seems curious enough even for me excellent a critical strike so early on is only to welcome do you mind there swine drummer going to try and make me insane going to target me going to mark me with your disgusting little drumming I must admit I'm like your style sadly I cannot help but kill you instead of congratulating you you understand we are on different sides after all and it is only natural that you die and I live this this damage is bad I don't much like it be wary triumphant pride precipitates childhood golds gold pieces in fact oh well another bunch of shovels that I did not use in anyways this will probably harm me yeah this is unpleasant unpleasant very unpleasant let's take these last two treasures and be done with this place oh god again enlightened I honestly have issues seeing how enlightened is but I mean I know that the game interprets it as negative but really why why would you do that an obstacle yeah we're done here I just have no means to kill my arbalest but we got a lot of gold and that is the most important thing we got the three pieces of puzzling trapezohedron um trapezohedron no I have no idea how to read this word that word words do you have them do I know them a good question a fine question in its own right but I do not know you know that's good and that is great but this bad and this is icky yeah let's go with icky you answered the letter now yes I know thank you very much uncle or crazy dead ancestor I mean who does that who leaves someone in his family with a house like that I mean I get family duty cleaning up the family's messes but I don't necessarily appreciate it yes let's see we've had stress recoveries but no quirks recovered did I forget to put someone's disease to be treated oh well we'll do so now I think or rather yeah but that's actually a kind of useless useful disease I mean whereas this this could really make things difficult yes let's use difficult and of course you will only meditate really annoying but hey it is what it is right treatment cost sure good man you do that man I will meanwhile not get anyone because I'm sad that I have no more space left and I might as well you know what I think I will dismiss you because I want the achievement this one has become vestige see we're the other week awesome instead I will grab no one because I don't need any of your clowns I should have grabbed the crusader last week but I forgot which kind of sucks anyway thank you all for watching this has been a blast can't wait to kill the next boss and a few other things in between after all cleaning up the darkest dungeons is what I'm good at and I will keep doing it until the day that it is either cleaned up or every single member in my party is dead and gone if you enjoy this please share like and subscribe bye guys